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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 30, 2013 | Comments ()


"Hell's Kitchen" on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

"Renovation Raiders" on HGTV at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. A new show where renovations are carried out while the target couple is out to dinner. I'll admit, it's a different take on house-porn for HGTV but I guess you have to diversify to stay fresh.

"The Graham Norton Show" on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. Hey! Remember that "Graham Norton" show clip posted over last weekend with Will Smith an all the dancing? Yeah, that's this episode. We finally get to see it in its full length form after we've all already seen the best part all over the internet! Man, BBCA is a genius to hold these episodes out of the American market for a week, right? Just builds the buzz!

"Hannibal" on NBC at 10:01pm ET. I wish they would move further away from the whole "monster of the week" thing. It's the weakest part of every episode. I guess they're staying away from longer plot-lines until the final word on renewal is in. Then again, I sort of hated that plot with Anna Chlumsky as a former FBI student poking around, as it took aspects of other characters's stories and basically made sausage out of them. I do want to see Mads develop Hannibal more, though, and for the writing to settle down enough that Laurence Fishburne can get a better handle on Jack Crawford.

"Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell" on FX at 11:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess really needs "Hannibal" to stick around so it can become good enough to deserve Mads Mikkelsen.

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  • googergieger

    You forgot about the basketball where that Miami Cheat, umm, well, cheated.

  • John W

    Jaden needs to read this before it's too late: http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-...

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I miss Trading Spaces. So hard. I even miss that other show with the British (Australian?) guy who would make you have a garage sale before he'd give you the craft room of your dreams.

    And why doesn't my cable package include BBC America. Grumble grumble.

  • e jerry powell

    Aussie. And the only reason I know that is because I was half-stalking Eric Stromer. The hottest of the Hot Man-Whores Men Of TLC (Carter Oosterhouse, Andrew Dan Jumbo, Sparky Bartolomeo, Jason Cameron...).

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I can't even watch TLC now. I'm stuck with HGTV. And despite the fact that they are Canadian and have really big teeth, I'm pretty sure the Property Brothers are the subject of DIY twincest by some houseporn lovers.

  • e jerry powell

    It's a foregone conclusion.

  • MikeRoorda

    F*CK YEAH UPDATE: Hannibal has officially been renewed. (via Deadline.com)

  • e jerry powell

    About fucking time NBC got off the pot. I guess they wanted to see how well the numbers were once the show was two weeks free of Scandal and Elementary.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    Wooo! I'd throw a party, but would probably give myself the creeps if I sat down to think about what themed snacks I should serve.

  • Pretty Hate Machine

    I was intrigued by Hannibal because of Mads only but hesitant to watch until it was reviewed here. I love it, but I'm having a difficult time reconciling my attraction to Mads as Hannibal. Am I supposed to be that attracted to such a heinous monster? I remember being grossed out by Sir Anthony's version. Additionally, through Hannibal I've 'discovered' Hugh Dancy and found him in the delightful Daniel Deronda. I also sobbed my eyes out watching Evening. If I lose them both because Hannibal gets canceled, I shall be inconsolable.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    That's the genius in casting Mads in the first place, I think. By all accounts, we SHOULD be attracted to him, outwardly. He is a very attractive man dressed impeccably and groomed to perfection. However, just like the other characters on the show, we know that shit ain't right for a myriad of reasons (theirs different than ours at the moment), and so the dichotomy stands.

  • e jerry powell

    "...of the week" is the new procedural! No more arcs!

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  • e jerry powell

    Oh, and now the sluts are coming directly for me...

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