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5 Shows After Dark: Mr.Ramsay, This is One Time I Want You To Bring the Fire. All Of It.

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2013 | Comments ()


"Masterchef" on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. Ever since that whole "Amy's Baking Company" debacle got rolling I've had the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach that someone is going to offer those horrorshows their own reality series. I'm dearly hoping that will never happen entirely because Gordon Ramsay would storm their office with a cleaver if they did.

"Criminal Minds" on CBS at 9:00pm ET. Two hour eight season finale. I guess they're going to resolve that vague plot about someone stalking the team. You ever notice how, in these shows, criminals who have never interacted with the main characters somehow know of them? Is that like an actual thing? Any of you know criminals that actively keep up with the detectives in their area the way middle-schoolers follow One Direction? According to TV, they even have a similar flavor to their love/stalking notes! Anyway, they're teasing a main character death in the finale, so I guess there's that to watch out for.

"Modern Family" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season finale.

"Nashville" on ABC at 10:00pm ET. First season finale.

"TLC Special: The Town that Caught Tourette's" on TLC at 10:00pm ET. I know this is probably a trick because it's on TLC, but dammit, I'm intrigued.

Genevieve Burgess would sharpen that cleaver for Gordon Ramsay so it had maximum persuading power.

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  • linnyloo

    TLC didn't make it up -- it was really weird. A bunch of girls got odd symptoms around the same time -- definitely psychological, but "catching" -- sort of a temporary mass hysteria with physical symptoms and speech patterns. So weird. Like catching a yawn, but catching twitches and word salad instead. I think part of it was believing that it could be contagious... but yeah. Worth reading up on.

  • Guest

    The unaired episodes of Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 are available on ABC.com!

  • MikeRoorda

    You said the words. I thought we all agreed not to say the words!

    When this happens, we're coming for you.

  • TheOtherGreg

    I want to see Gordon Ramsay visit the Town that got Tourette's.

  • BlackRabbit


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