5 Shows After Dark: Going Into His Fourth Decade of Out-Crazying Everyone Else
"The 2013 Billboard Music Awards" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Somebody must have sacrificed a medium-sized mammal to a dark and sinister deity somewhere, because Prince is performing at this industry heavy event. They haven't revealed what song he's playing, though, so the potential for shenanigans is high. I'd tell you to watch and see, but since the other performers include Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber twice, and The Band Perry, I can't advise you to watch the whole show in good conscience.
"The Apprentice" on NBC at 9:00pm ET. 13th season finale.
"Game of Thrones" on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Only two episodes left after tonight and they're taking next week off for Memorial day, which is especially good as the description seems to indicate that we'll be meeting a couple new characters tonight. Because this show doesn't have ENOUGH characters running around already.
"Mad Men" on AMC at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess will probably be watching the Billboard awards so you can follow her twitter for when you should turn it on.