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5 Shows After Dark: I Do Hope I'm This Perky at 70

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 12, 2013 | Comments ()


"Once Upon a Time" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Second season finale.

"XOX Betsey Johnson" on Style at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. I'm conflicted about this, because I like some Betsey Johnson stuff a lot and even own some of it. But she's pretty hit or miss sometimes, and she seems to aggressively life the "lifestyle" of her brand and I'm not sure I want to watch a 70 year old woman swan about in sparkly tutus and striped tights every week. Small doses are better for that. I prefer the less subtle evidence of her on TV, like when the "Glee" kids wear her dresses for sectionals despite being from a tiny Ohio suburb, or when Gemma of "Sons of Anarchy" carries one of her purses.

"Bob's Burgers" on Fox at 8:30pm ET. Third season finale.

"Game of Thrones" on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Tonight's episode is "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" and it's written by George R. R. Martin himself.

"Revenge" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Two hour second season finale. This has been renewed for another season! So you can watch rich people get revenge on each other for... stuff? I've never watched the show. It all seems terribly dramatic from the commercials.

Genevieve Burgess does enjoy knowing exactly where to go for brightly colored, sparkly tutus. Just in case.

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