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5 Shows After Dark: This is How TV Makes Me Feel Right Now

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 9, 2013 | Comments ()


"New Girl" on Fox at 9:00pm ET.

"Ready For Love" on NBC at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. In case you really enjoy the idea of watching other people date on television, but weren't satisfied by any of the other reality series centered around watching other people date on television. I've always thought that instead of these celebrity matchmakers and houses full of potential partners, they should just pick regular people who are on OK Cupid or Plenty O Fish or whatever and watch THEM date. I mean, it'd be a whole of of people reading messages with a disgusted look on their face, but at least that's more interesting than watching "The Bachelor" sigh and stare off into the middle distance for approximately ten minutes per show.

"Millionaire Matchmaker" on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season finale. In case you like your dating reality shows more openly hostile towards gingers.

"Cougar Town" on TBS at 10:00pm ET. Followed immediately by the fourth season finale.

"The Kandi Factory" on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Bravo is launching their own music competition reality series, which I'm sure will be a total success! I mean, when not even "American Idol" and "The X Factor" can promise more than a semi-successful single for the winner, obviously a show on Bravo is the path to fame and fortune!

Genevieve Burgess has red hair, so she will never be set up with the millionaire of her dreams on a Bravo reality series. Oh well.

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  • Bert_McGurt

    "...they should just pick regular people who are on OK Cupid or Plenty O Fish or whatever and watch THEM date."

    Ah, that reminds me of the delightfully trashy "Blind Date" from oh, about a decade ago. Such a high proportion of train wrecks.

  • Long_Pig_Tailorisnotloggedin

    I'm waiting for the inevitable dating show centered on finding love for registered sex offenders. Chris Hanson would host, and I like to think it would be called "To Match a Predator."

    And then we could euthanize ourselves as a species and let, lime, cat people take over.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    And I meant "lime, cat people". The citrus felines are the only ones who can be trusted to shepherd this planet.

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