5 Shows After Dark
"Dance Moms" on Lifetime at 9:00pm ET. 90 minute second season finale. The title of this is "Abbygeddon" which is really not very nice to the viewers who would like to take them at their word and envision a situation in which "Dance Mom" is thoroughly and completely destroyed. I'm betting that Abby just yells a bunch, which is what I hear happens in EVERY episode of this show, so now you just get a full hour and a half of it. Enjoy!
"Justified" on FX at 10:00pm ET.
"Tosh.0" on Comedy Central. Fourth season spring finale.
"Savage U" on MTV at 11:00pm ET. Series premiere. Sex columnist and founder of the "It Gets Better" movement travels around to colleges dispensing advice and information to students. Back in my dorm room days, all the on-campus residences had a night when a sex therapist would come around to answer questions and dispense information and prophylactics, so this is nothing new but I guess it's more exciting when it's being broadcast on MTV with someone who says a lot of naughty words.
Genevieve Burgess has two degrees and far too much time on her hands.
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