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5 Shows After Dark: I Totally Just Made Myself Hungry

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 24, 2013 | Comments ()


"Nova: Australia's First 4 Billion Years: Monsters" on PBS at 9:00pm ET. That is one hell of a Cliff's Notes version of evolution if they think they're packing 4 billions years worth of scary critters than live in Australia into an hour. I don't think they could properly cover all the scary critters CURRENTLY living in Australia in an hour. Between the deserts, the natural disasters, and all the venomous things that will kill you by accident, Australia is like Earth's hard mode. Also, Australia hasn't even BEEN Australia for a full 4 billion years, has it? With the plate tectonics and all? Someone tell me I'm wrong so I can learn something.

"Supernatural" on The CW at 9:00pm ET.

"Duck Dynasty" on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season spring finale.

"The Americans" on FX at 10:00pm ET.

"Food Paradise: Garlic Paradise" on Travel at 10:00pm ET. I don't even care where this is, I can't wait to go. I adore garlic to the point where I should probably have some kind of card I'm required to hand to people attempting to date me to warn them. I'm more than happy to share, though, which does take care of the problem for my similarly inclined friends. Everyone else might want to keep their distance.

Genevieve Burgess also believes garlic cures colds, so be glad that summer is coming.

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  • Fabius_Maximus

    There is this Korean soup that is made almost entirely out of garlic. I just can't remember what it's called.

  • BWeaves

    Secret garlic trick. To get the smell of garlic off your hands after chopping it up, rub your hands on something stainless steel. The sulfur ions from the garlic bond with the steel and remove the smell from your hands, or so my rocket scientist husband tells me. I just rub my hands on my stainless steel sink and it works. I know they sell these stupid little steel things that look like soap, but why buy something special, when your sink is right there.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    It also helps to use a bit of soap while doing that.

  • toblerone

    Hannibal @ 10 on CITY (In Canada anyways).

    Memo to Fuller: Please release Ceuf so those of us with dead hearts can watch it as intended and not the cannibalized web version.

  • eag46

    I love garlic too. Going to the Gilroy Garlic Festival was a highlight of my life. I hope one day you get to go.

  • PDamian

    I'm guessing Garlic Paradise is Gilroy, California, where some of my extended family live and where my cousin was the Garlic Festival Queen back in the 1970s. And she's never let us forget it ...

  • Annie Lockyer

    Australia split from Gondwanaland 95 million years ago, so your hunch is correct.

  • ViciousTrollop

    I guess we have proof you're not a vampire then.

  • She could still be a daywalker, you know.

  • Maguita NYC

    Glorious garlic. Roasted, mashed, pureed, sauteed, anything and everything garlic. I'll sit right beside you Genevieve, for I've had one super-tzatziki loaded gyro sandwich for lunch.

    *burp. oupsie.

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