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5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Guys, Find Alternate Activities for Tonight

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 23, 2013 | Comments ()


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"Hart of Dixie" on The CW at 8:00pm ET.

"Splash" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. I haven't been watching this, but checking up on it, it turns out that they don't really have to eliminate that many contestants as the majority of people who have left the show have withdrawn due to injuries or "personal issues." Which was almost completely predictable when you're sending barely trained people off a high dive.

"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Seriously, guys, Tuesday is a bleak night for television these days.

"Golden Boy" on CBS at 10:00pm ET.

"Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life" on MTV at 11:00pm ET. Series premiere. I realize this is an unpopular opinion around these parts, but I occasionally really enjoy Ke$ha. I think she's got a phenomenal sense of humor and most of what she's doing is very tongue in cheek until she does something like the video for "Blow" and lets all the rest of us in on the joke. Also, I envy her commitment to glitter and sequins. I suspect I love both of them just as much as she does, but I can't wear my sequined mini-dresses out and about with a giant glitter star on my cheek and just have people accept it.

Genevieve Burgess already has other plans for the evening. Thank god.


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  • DataAngel

    I have to admit to kind of liking Ke$ha too... I really do get the feeling that she knows it's all one big joke, and she's enjoying the money and when she hits 30 she'll drop her first name and go become an accountant or something. And you really can't doubt her commitment to sparklemotion.

    I avoided TV entirely last night and went to see The Joy Formidable play live. Totally made the right choice.

  • Melina

    I'm with you on the glitter and sequins. I think I got away with it for a little longer than most but in my secret heart of hearts, I wish people would take me seriously if I had a glitter star on my face.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm putting flowers in window boxes and listening to the beautiful sound of my bug zapper electrifying mosquitoes.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I love the unicorn video. It is insane and hilarious.

    I also might just go watch the Star Trek/Tick Tock mashup.

  • John G.

    girls be all like "I like dancing and pop stars"
    but
    guys be all like "I don't like dancing and pop stars"

  • Drake

    Kei$ha's voice grinds like nails on the chalkboard of my soul.

  • Jim Slemaker

    Watch GOLDEN BOY. Theo and Chi, baby!

  • Ghisent

    Hello there, video game console.

  • Gianna Stephen

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  • googergieger

    Haha! I can always count on you Gianna. Always know just what to say to pick up my spirits! You go girl!

  • MrFrye

    I'm sorry, but I can't be a fan of someone who doesn't know that '$' isn't a fucking letter of the alphabet.

  • Mrcreosote

    I would argue that $ is often the letter most associated with fucking.

  • MrFrye

    Good point.

  • badkittyuno

    I have several Seinfeld episodes on my DVR...

  • Laura

    NBA Playoffs are an option :)

  • e jerry powell

    Always.

  • googergieger

    HERE WE GO DENVER! HERE WE GO!

  • Laura

    I'd love to see us go all the way, but I will settle for just making it out of the first round if I have to!

  • googergieger

    You a Denver fan or you pulling for someone else? We should make it out of the first round easy. Second round is going to be tough without Gallo. Western conference finals/finals are going to be impossible without Gallo.

  • Laura

    Denver fan! Definitely should've bitten my tongue. Not the best game last night....

  • googergieger

    Classic Karl, pretty much. Team played like ass in general, but Karl didn't do crap about it. If Karl fails in the first round again, which is looking the case for the moment. He better not be back next year. Also Iggy got screwed in the defensive player of the year voting. Ninth place? Ugh.

  • googergieger

    Well George Karl finally did it. Finally turned me off of basketball. Zen reading, cartoon cartoons on netflix, and other randoms for hobbies/time killers it is!

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