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5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Guys, Find Alternate Activities for Tonight

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 23, 2013 | Comments ()


"Hart of Dixie" on The CW at 8:00pm ET.

"Splash" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. I haven't been watching this, but checking up on it, it turns out that they don't really have to eliminate that many contestants as the majority of people who have left the show have withdrawn due to injuries or "personal issues." Which was almost completely predictable when you're sending barely trained people off a high dive.

"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Seriously, guys, Tuesday is a bleak night for television these days.

"Golden Boy" on CBS at 10:00pm ET.

"Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life" on MTV at 11:00pm ET. Series premiere. I realize this is an unpopular opinion around these parts, but I occasionally really enjoy Ke$ha. I think she's got a phenomenal sense of humor and most of what she's doing is very tongue in cheek until she does something like the video for "Blow" and lets all the rest of us in on the joke. Also, I envy her commitment to glitter and sequins. I suspect I love both of them just as much as she does, but I can't wear my sequined mini-dresses out and about with a giant glitter star on my cheek and just have people accept it.

Genevieve Burgess already has other plans for the evening. Thank god.

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