5 Shows After Dark: I'm Thinking the Heavy Eye Makeup and Baseball Cap Are a No-No
"Feed the Beast" on Travel at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series that seeks out the best late-night food in the cities they explore. First episode is San Francisco. I don't know about the rest of you, but most of my late night (aka: post drinking) food stops have a lot less to do with what restaurants I've seen profiled on the Travel channel or good Yelp reviews and a lot more to do with 1. How close they are in relation to me right now and 2. How much cheese is on the food they serve. That said, if they go to Miami, I will be watching that episode closely to see if they get it right.
"The Rachel Zoe Project" on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.
"The Americans" on FX at 10:00pm ET.
"Psych" on USA at 10:00pm ET.
"Dukes of Melrose" on Bravo at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. A new reality series about two guys who run a couture clothing shop in Melrose and blah blah blah, oh my god, are these people PAYING to be on reality shows now? I swear there's like two new ones out every month and they all focus on eerily similar segments of the population. Like this show comes after Rachel Zoe's show and Brad Goreski's show, so it's just the Bravo "Night of Clothing That Costs More Than Your Car" or something.
Genevieve Burgess would love a dress that costs more than her car if you've got one to spare.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)