5 Shows After Dark: The Triumphant Return of Batmanuel
"Bones" on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
"The Voice" on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. It appears they've lost Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo and have replaced them with Shakira and Usher. Riveting stuff, really.
"Bates Motel" on A&E at 10:00pm ET. I liked the first episode of this for a lot of reasons, but the best part of it was when Nestor Carbonell showed up because it meant that I'd get to use my Batmanuel header picture again. It's not that hard to make me happy. Especially when Batmanuel is involved.
"Burning Love" on E at 10:00pm ET.
"Revolution" on NBC at 10:00pm ET. First season spring premiere. There has to be someone whose job it is to determine the right length of time that a show can go on hiatus without everyone assuming it's been cancelled. Whoever is doing that job at NBC is terrible at it, because I totally thought this had been taken out back and shot until a week or so ago when I started hearing ads for it and got really confused. Then again, lately it seems like most people at NBC are terrible at their jobs. Maybe I should send them my resume.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)