5 Shows After Dark
"Project Runway All Stars" on Lifetime at 9:00pm ET. First season finale.
"Touch" on Fox at 9:00pm ET. This is literally the second episode of this show, the first episode having aired all the way back in January with nothing since then. If they're not deliberately trying to kill it off, they're doing a really good job of pretending that they are. Also, I'm still having a hard time stepping on the "Autism gives you MAGIC POWERS!" impression I get from the commercials.
"Archer" on FX at 10:00pm ET. Third season finale. The minute this episode ends is the minute I start my count down to when season three is available on Netflix Instant.
"Jersey Shore: Season 5 Reunion" on MTV at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season reunion. Kind of a different spin on this event after the latest news on various cast members. Not that most of you were planning to watch anyway.
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