5 Shows After Dark
"Criminal Minds" on CBS at 9:00pm ET.
"Happy Endings" on ABC at 9:30pm ET.
"Duck Dynasty" on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a series about a family business making duck calls that turned into a multimillion dollar company. I'm getting a weird whiff of "Can you believe these jokers from Louisiana can run a successful business? Look at them!" from this. Since at least one of them has a business degree, it's not particularly surprising and last I checked having a thick luxurious beard doesn't actually drain IQ points.
"South Park" on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess is an under-employed, double-degreed 25 year old who knows more about music copyright, licensing, and contracts than is strictly healthy. You can find her online at her twitter account, her blog, or her brand spanking new Facebook page.