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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 14, 2013 | Comments ()


"Community" at 8:00pm ET.

"Glee" on Fox at 9:00pm ET. I have a 17 year old sister and even she isn't watching full episodes of this show anymore, just fast-forwarding through most of the songs to get to the actual plot points, and she even finds most of those frustrating. Also, it appears that Marley may actually be dumber than Brittany who's supposed to be our high water mark as far as dumb characters go.

"Grey's Anatomy" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Excellent! My medical fairy tale show has returned from mid-season hiatus.

"Archer" on FX at 10:00pm ET.

"Watch What Happens: Live" on Bravo at 11:00pm ET. I still can't believe that Bravo has named their show after what you do when you watch television. Seriously. No one could come up with a better title? Although after seeing what they consider "real" housewives and some of the other blatantly scripted "reality" series they run, this might be the most honestly named program on the entire Bravo channel.

Genevieve Burgess understands that you think less of her because of her television viewing habits and has no f*cks to give about that.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • kilmo

    Wait, you mean your sister is fast forwarding thru the "plot" to get to the songs, right??? The songs are the best part, because plot/continuity is not why I'm watching Glee.

    Yes, Marley is so fracking dumb and has no common sense. She keeps blatantly trusting Kitty even though she's admitted to "gas lighting" her. Actually Kitty is becoming my favourite character, it's not her fault Marley makes it so easy!

  • Genevieve Burgess

    She watches some of the songs, but she hates Mr.Schue and several of the new kids so she doesn't bother watching their stuff. I think she just has an insatiable itch to figure out what happens to Rachel and Kurt, but lately she's been frustrated with them too.

  • Jezzer

    The only reason to watch the show any more is Naya Rivera. All the voices in my head stop shrieking for me to turn off the television when Santana's on the screen being fabulous.

  • dizzylucy

    Parks and Rec!

  • logan

    Where was all this Archer love last year when i was begging for it?

    And how about some swamp people love?

  • Genevieve Burgess

    I have been watching "Archer" since the first season. I have listed it if not every single night it was on, at least 90% of the nights it was on. You're either delusional or thinking of times I didn't list reruns because they were reruns. I only list new shows.

    And I will never love "Swamp People."

  • logan

    i apologize if my memory is faulty on Archer.

    But seriously those gators aren't gonna kill themselves.

  • Wembley

    Wow. 28 days goes by fast...

  • Uriah_Creep

    And I will never love "Swamp People."

    That deserves an upvote, Genevieve.

  • e jerry powell

    Give your mama a kiss, Jackson...

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