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5 Shows After Dark: International Perception of Americans Continues to Plummet

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 12, 2013 | Comments ()


"Hell's Kitchen" on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour eleventh season premiere. Excellent! The real world version of "Bastard Chef" is back on the air for all of you who enjoy watching Gordon Ramsay verbally abuse people for your amusement!

"19 Kids and Counting: Duggers Do Asia" on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Oh, good, we're sending these people around the world so that they can come back and reject all the lessons one typically learns while traveling abroad in favor of their incredibly narrow religious beliefs. Maybe one of the older kids will pull a runner, that'd be awesome. I wonder how long it would take before they noticed? Anyway, they're in Tokyo tonight. Those of you more familiar with Japanese culture can start taking bets on how they'll cause an international incident.

"The Taste" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. First season finale.

"Justified" on FX at 10:00pm ET.

"Preacher's Daughters" on Lifetime at 10:00pm ET. Shockingly, this show seems to focus on the daughters that rebel against their parents rather than the ones who are totally on the straight and narrow. Some children of preachers or other church leaders are offended by this. These people have clearly never seen television and are unfamiliar with its purpose in our current society.

Genevieve Burgess is wondering if she should disguise herself as a Duggar so she can travel for free.

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