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5 Shows After Dark: Who Knew Vikings Invented Smizing?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 10, 2013 | Comments ()


"The Walking Dead" on AMC at 9:00pm ET.

"Bob's Burgers" on Fox at 9:30pm ET. Because You People never let me forget it when I don't have it on the list.

"The Client List" on Lifetime at 10:00pm ET. Second season premiere. So, this is still a thing? I guess that's good for Jennifer Love Hewitt. I saw a commercial the other day and the tone seemed pretty lighthearted for a show about a woman forced to turn to rub n' tugs to keep her family afloat, but then again I haven't been keeping up with it so maybe she's totally cool with her new escort lifestyle now.

"Vikings" on History at 10:00pm ET. Thanks to the suggestions of both Bert_McGurt and K.D. Mo, I will concede that star Travis Fimmel more closely resembles Charlie Hunnam than Tom Hardy so we're calling him Axe Teller now. Unless someone else comes up with something better.

"Red Widow" on ABC at 10:00pm ET. The older son on this show is familiar to me as the serial killer teen from that episode of "Criminal Minds" so now I'm waiting for him to just start knifing people for the hell of it.

Genevieve Burgess probably watches too many "Criminal Minds" reruns.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Django

    Say what you will about vikings, but a mohawk/beard combo is about as courageous as it gets. Well done, failed Scandinavian pseudo-conquerors.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Ha, I just noticed yesterday a Client List ad on the side of a bus and thought the same thing: so this is still happening?

    They've cut back on the promotionals though - last year JLoHew was stretched across buses for at least 2 months. And this year she's got her clothes on.

  • e jerry powell

    Don't tell Tyra...

  • sean

    NO Shameless? Am I the only one that loves that show?

  • Buck Forty

    No. You are not alone.

  • Maguita NYC

    I believe I'm the only viewer left for Spartacus: War of the Damned. I will support this to the very bloody-squirting end.

    What with the appearance of a very conniving Napoleon-sized Caesar (Todd Lasance), the show has gotten better again.

  • 724wd

    You're not alone! my wife thinks it's terrible (and she's probably right... the dialog! UGH!) but what FUN it is! blood, boobs, terrible merkins, BLOOD... what's not to like?!

  • Maguita NYC

    You're forgetting the equal opportunity frontal nudity. We've seen some major peen so far.

    As for the weird merkins, I believe they use the same props as the True Blood gang (all hail the Lillth merkin):

  • apsutter

    YES!! Everyone is nude in that show and I love it! The dialogue is terrible but what a fun, guilty pleasure that show is!

  • sean

    Spartacus and Banshee make the most glorious trash TV combo ever. Sex and Violence on a epic scale.

  • Maguita NYC

    Haven't watched Banshee yet, I'm saving this for my next long week-end off.

    As for Spartacus, can we please discuss strategy and leadership:
    How awesome was it that instead of kicking Crixus out on his hide, along his absurdly trouble-causing facial-cream gf Nivea, Spartacus waited patiently and brought him back on his side? Proving once again that he sees further than ego and selfish glory. Really liked everything about this turn of events.

  • space_oddity

    You aren't the only one, although since I don't have Starz I have to watch it through... other means.

  • I was so sad when Netflix and Starz broke up, because it meant no more Spartacus.

  • I'm right there with you. I'ma have to wait for it on DVD.

  • Maguita NYC

    Hail Caesar.

  • toblerone

    Hail Laeta (Anna Hutchison / Jules from Cabin in the Woods).

    Sex, Gay Sex, Nudity, Violence, Bad Dialogue, Attractive Cast, what's not to love about this show? This and Magic City are the two reason why I have a Starz subscription.

  • 724wd

    when's magic city coming back? i've been waiting...

  • toblerone

    This summer, no firm date has been announced.

    It also has Sex, Nudity, Violence, Bad Dialogue, Attractive Cast, and J.D.M. (for those of you who haven't seen it).

  • Maguita NYC

    What have you done?! I will now have to add that show to my list... That man is so frigging MANLY.

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