5 Shows After Dark: Your Hurtful Words Made Him Sad
"Boston's Finest" on TNT at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. Donnie Wahlberg's Beantown version of "Cops".
"Parade's End" on HBO at 9:00pm ET. MORE CUMBERBATCH! I love how divisive the popular opinion on this man is. I don't think there's a similar female star that literally splits fans between "So unbelievably hot I'm not sure she's human" and "No, she's not human. She's clearly an alien or some sort of hybrid thing that should be quarantined for the good of mankind." Personally, I'm more on the "odd looking" side of things, but recognize that my own taste in men is not perfect so whatever, I say let the Cumberdebauchers have their fun with it.
"Psych" on USA at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere.
"Stranded" on SyFy at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new show where people spend a week at a "haunted" location and have to record the entire experience themselves. I was confused, because this first episode is called "Star Island" and the Star Island I'm familiar with is an enclave of luxury houses located in Biscayne Bay between mainland Miami and Miami Beach. And I guess it would be pretty scary to spend a week with Rosie O'Donnell as your neighbor but it didn't really get me shaking in my boots. But I read a little more and apparently there is a Star Island in New Hampshire that they're referring to which, I guess, has scarier things in store for the participants than the threat of Koosh balls being flung over the fence.
Genevieve Burgess would very much like it if you bought her book. Please?