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5 Shows After Dark: The Dog Version of the Comments Section

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | February 12, 2013 | Comments ()


"137th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show" on USA at 8:00pm ET. MOAR DOGGIES!

"The Taste" on USA" at 8:00pm ET.

"State of the Union Address" on CBS, Fox, ABC, NBC, and other news networks at 9:00pm ET. Also known as: what people on your Twitter or Facebook feed will be ranting about while you try to figure out which group at the dog show is the best group overall. I'm kidding. Obviously this is terribly important.

"The Face" on Oxygen at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a reality competition series dedicated to finding new models with Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha, and Karolina Kurkova with Nigel Barker hosting. It's totally different from "America's Next Top Model", though, because it just is. Shut up. It totally is. I mean, it's got Naomi Campbell rather than Tyra Banks so the girls probably won't have to do a shoot writhing around in a pit of poisonous snakes in the winter while Tyra tells them "Don't be afraid! The cold will keep them calm! This is what models do! SMIZE!" but there is a much higher chance that the losers will be ushered off the show by a flurry of whatever objects were closest to Naomi's throwing hand when elimination time came around.

"Justified" on FX at 10:00pm ET. Every Tuesday I pull up the listings and I'm like "Oh man, Tuesday, right." and then I remember that Justified is on, so I have a winner no matter what! Yay, Justified!

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