5 Shows After Dark: They'll Just Rename Them for the Next Season
"Bones" on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Because the writers have not pissed off the fans enough by 1. Keeping Booth and Brennan apart for about a season longer than necessary and 2. Having their courtship be short and mostly off screen now they're going to give our stalwart atheist of a main character religion. From the previews they've shown Brennan having some sort of out of body experience that causes her to change her beliefs and I feel certain that if she did, she would immediately find a reasonable, scientific explanation for why out of body experiences happen and continue about her day. I don't know, maybe they're tired of having their character display consistent characterization and are just going to re-write the show, one individual at a time.
"Westminster Kennel Club Show: Night 1" on CNBC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight we get the Hound, Toy, Non-Sporting, and Herding Groups. I'm sure this matters to some of you who are aware of specific breeds and which groups they fall into. For the 90% of you who just like watching so you can go "Doggies! Whose a good boy? You're a good boy! Oh, girl! You're such a good girl, look at you!" I encourage you to pace yourself, tonight's doggie exhibition is three hours long.
"The BET Honors" on BET at 9:00pm ET.
"RuPaul's Drag Race" on Logo at 9:00pm ET.
"Bang Goes the Theory" on BBCA at 10:20pm ET. Series premiere. As usual with shows on the BBCA, this is an American premiere not a true premiere. This British series investigates the role that science plays in our everyday lives. Sort of a more applicable version of "Mythbusters" from what I can gather in five minutes of internet research. My Brit readers will correct me if I'm wrong.
Genevieve Burgess would very much like it if you bought her book. Please?
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)