5 Shows After Dark: Worth it For the Hats Alone.
"The Good Wife" on CBS at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season winter premiere.
"Revenge" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Second season winter premiere.
"Happy Endings" on ABC at 10:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere. They're going to be burning off "Happy Endings" and "Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23" two a week which is... concerning. I mean, maybe they'll get the "Cougar Town" deal and move to a cable network, but I'm going to go light a candle for them just in case.
"Best Funeral Ever" on TLC at 10:00pm ET. I'm beginning to think that TLC has officially gone over to a sort of Swiftian satire. I mean, I hope.
Genevieve Burgess will be writing the date wrong for the next two months.