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5 Shows After Dark: Phoning It In, Fashionably

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 3, 2013 | Comments ()


"Two and a Half Men" on CBS at 8:30pm ET. 10th season winter premiere. We're now at the point where a full one and a half of the original title characters have betrayed some serious mental imbalances. I'm beginning to think Jon Cryer is some sort of dark wizard because either whatever's in the water over there hasn't affected him at all, or he's Imperiused his co-stars to make himself look better. He obviously went a touch overboard with Charlie Sheen. I can't decide which is more likely.

"Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Oregon vs. Kansas State" on ESPN at 8:30pm ET. There's an interesting sort of social economic commentary to be found in the names of bowl games and how they change (or don't) year to year. Fortunately, I did not study economics or sociology, so I won't be the one to write that paper.

"Project Runway All Stars" on Lifetime at 9:00pm ET.

"Elementary" on CBS at 10:00pm ET.

"What Not To Wear" on TLC at 10:00pm ET. 10th season premiere. You guys, they could totally make an app that just spits out "Coordinating separates that aren't matchy-matchy!" and "structured pieces that define your shape!" and it would be basically exactly the same as watching the show.

Genevieve Burgess will be writing the date wrong for the next two months.

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