5 Shows After Dark
"Glee" on Fox at 8:00pm ET. The preview for this episode, among other things, has led me to believe that we should put a moratorium on Michael Jackson covers for the next two years or so.
"Wife Swap" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Seventh season finale. Tonight's celebrities are Mick "Mankind" Foley and Antonio Sabato Jr. First of all, a cursory search has revealed that Mr.Sabato Jr. is not currently married so the title is misleading right off the bad. Still, the special lady friend of Mr.Sabato Jr. who is taking part in this exchange is in for a treat because I understand that Mr.Foley is an extremely decent and kind-hearted individual when he's not playing with sock puppets or beating people with chairs.
"Justified" on FX at 10:00pm ET.
"Southland" on TNT at 10:00pm ET.
"Tosh.0" on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. Another season of television for people too lazy to make fun of YouTube videos on their own. Hooray!
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