5 Shows After Dark: Picking Out the Most Contrived Part of "Glee" is a Game You Can't Lose but There's No Winners
"Last Resort" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Series finale. Hey, look at that, ABC decided to give this show a proper send off by airing all the filmed episodes. That's sweet of them. If only they could treat all their other shows similarly. I guess the B in Apartment 23 is actually ABC even though that doesn't make sense and I'm terrible at jokes.
"Parks and Recreation" on NBC at 8:30pm ET.
"Glee" on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season winter premiere. The episode is titled "Sadie Hawkins Dance" and so I have to ask: Are there any schools out there that actually hold Sadie Hawkins dances? I have never been to a school that held one and so I'm always vaguely suspicious of shows that use them as a plot point. Like, it's something that hasn't actually happened in the lifetime of any of the writers, but they thought it'd be a convenient way to move the plot along so they're going to pretend. Of course, my sample size of schools isn't large so that's why I'm opening the floor up a bit. Have you or anyone you know ever attended a Sadie Hawkins dance? Are you or that individual under 40? Thank you.
"Project Runway" on Lifetime at 9:00pm ET. 11th season premiere.
"Archer" on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess is seriously considering hibernating til March. Make that April.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)