5 Shows After Dark: I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ridiculously Embellished
"Happy Endings" on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" on ABC at 9:30pm ET. I have a compulsive need to make sure I put enough dashes on there to equal the right number of letters in the word "bitch."
"Sons of Anarchy" on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season finale. Over/under on Kurt Sutter punking out on killing off a major character again?
"The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Come one, come all, to the greatest show on earth! Gaze in wonder upon the stunningly homogenous and garish version of "sexy" being peddled to your pre-teen daughters even as we speak! Challenge your mind by wondering how models wearing their bodyweight in wings and bedazzling can still teeter down a catwalk in six inch stilettos! Swear in frustration as you try to find a bra without padding! Ok, maybe that last one is just me. But yeah, if you like skinny women whose meager boobs have been squeezed and manipulated into heavily padded and jeweled bras, then this is the show for you.
Genevieve Burgess is making her list and checking it twice.
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