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5 Shows After Dark: I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ridiculously Embellished

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | December 4, 2012 | Comments ()


"Ben & Kate" on Fox at 8:30pm ET. First season fall finale.

"Happy Endings" on ABC at 9:00pm ET.

"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" on ABC at 9:30pm ET. I have a compulsive need to make sure I put enough dashes on there to equal the right number of letters in the word "bitch."

"Sons of Anarchy" on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season finale. Over/under on Kurt Sutter punking out on killing off a major character again?

"The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Come one, come all, to the greatest show on earth! Gaze in wonder upon the stunningly homogenous and garish version of "sexy" being peddled to your pre-teen daughters even as we speak! Challenge your mind by wondering how models wearing their bodyweight in wings and bedazzling can still teeter down a catwalk in six inch stilettos! Swear in frustration as you try to find a bra without padding! Ok, maybe that last one is just me. But yeah, if you like skinny women whose meager boobs have been squeezed and manipulated into heavily padded and jeweled bras, then this is the show for you.

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  • BierceAmbrose

    I like my women like I like my coffee ... hot, thin and exotic. (I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer cafe americano. While I ride my velociraptor. In the Kentucky Derby. True fact.)

  • zeke_the_pig

    meager boobs burn

  • axis2clusterB

    I'm holding out for the transport plane to Ireland to blow up with Gemma and Clay on board.

  • Huh..I also like my women like my coffee...black and bitter.

  • zeke_the_pig

    amen to that

  • m

    I, too, like my women like I like my coffee: With a liberal dose of honey and some CoffeeMate Creme Brulee in them, with a bagel on the side.

  • BWeaves

    “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apartment 23” on ABC at 9:30pm ET. I have a
    compulsive need to make sure I put enough dashes on there to equal the
    right number of letters in the word “bitch.”

    And yet you failed, as the system converted your 4 "n dashes" to 2 "m dashes." And in a weird twist of fate, my copy converted the 2 "m dashes" to one line.

  • RilesSD

    Damon Pope will die this ep. I think Sutter pulls a 180 and Jax puts Bros before Pope.

  • Blake

    YES, finally some DTTBIA23 love... Hopefully we get some Robin (Liza Lapira) this week.

  • Fredo

    Genevieve, you forgot to add to the VS Show: "Gaze in wonder at Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars as they make you wonder "I thought this was for dudes!"?"

  • Genevieve Burgess

    I think we've reached a point in our culture where gazing upon half clothed ladies is considered a gender neutral activity. Sadly, gazing upon half naked dudes doesn't get treated with the same egalitarian attitude.

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