5 Shows After Dark
"The Bachelor" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. 16th season premiere.
"How I Met Your Mother" on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Seventh season winter premiere.
"Hoarders" on A&E at 9:00pm ET. House looking a little cluttered after the holidays? Watching this will either make you feel way better about your definition of clutter, or inspire you to stay up until 3am eliminating every bit of useless crap from your house. Possibly by fire.
"Hawaii Five-0" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Second season winter premiere.
"It's a Brad, Brad World" on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. In the trend of reality shows continuing to spawn more of themselves, (VH1 is so far the worst about this as the endless downward spiral of dating shows they were running for a while proved) this show features the former assistant of Rachel Zoe, Brad Goreski, who is attempting to launch his own career as a celebrity stylist. I'm not sure I'd be up for taking style advice from a man who seems inordinately fond of suspenders (or "braces" if you're Grandpa Simpson), bowties, and chunky black framed glasses. But then again, I'm not a celebrity .
Please remember to check your local listings for all times and channels.