5 Shows After Dark
"Happy Endings" on ABC at 9:30pm ET.
"CSI: First Encounter" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. 12th season winter premiere. Apparently Marg Helgenberger is leaving the show and this is the first of her two episode leaving arc. Anyone want to take odds on whether Catherine Willows dies, goes into witness protection, or leaves with a "I just can't handle it" anymore speech while she attempts to emote with what few moveable muscles she has left in her face? Or hell, she could just decide to go back to stripping for the fun of it. MILFs are still a thing, right?
"Mistresses" on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. Third season premiere.
"Royal Pains" on USA at 10:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere. For whatever reason this show's leads always seem really smug to me. I can't put my finger on why, but when I watch the show I'm always like "Yeah, I'm sure that's what you think, dick." and end up changing the channel. It's really strange.
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