5 Shows After Dark: Tune in Next Week When She Gets Reverse Rhinoplasty
"Bones" on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour eighth season winter premiere. Listen, I'll humor the networks with this "winter premiere" crap, but going ahead with a two hour "premiere"? Bitch, when I came back from winter break in school I didn't have to go to orientation again. Let's settle down a bit here.
"The Carrie Diaries" on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. They've apparently taken the Carrie Bradshaw of "Sex in the City" whose father left when she was a child and who had a somewhat tumultuous adolescence (if my sources are to be believed), and have turned her into a well-to-do teenager from Connecticut with a dead mother and a doting father who lands a great internship at a Manhattan law firm. Because that's apparently what The CW specializes in: pretty, rich teenagers with made up problems.
"How I Met Your Mother" on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Eighth season winter premiere.
"Bunheads" on ABC Family at 9:00pm ET. You guys, I think they know you're watching. This episode is called "Channing Tatum is a Fine Actor."
"Hawaii Five-0" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere. It's a choose your own ending episode! Because that will work super well.
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