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5 Shows After Dark 1/14/13

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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 14, 2013 | Comments ()

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“Bones” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour eighth season winter premiere. Listen, I’ll humor the networks with this “winter premiere” crap, but going ahead with a two hour “premiere”? Bitch, when I came back from winter break in school I didn’t have to go to orientation again. Let’s settle down a bit here.

“The Carrie Diaries” on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. They’ve apparently taken the Carrie Bradshaw of “Sex in the City” whose father left when she was a child and who had a somewhat tumultuous adolescence (if my sources are to be believed), and have turned her into a well-to-do teenager from Connecticut with a dead mother and a doting father who lands a great internship at a Manhattan law firm. Because that’s apparently what The CW specializes in: pretty, rich teenagers with made up problems.

“How I Met Your Mother” on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Eighth season winter premiere.

“Bunheads” on ABC Family at 9:00pm ET. You guys, I think they know you’re watching. This episode is called “Channing Tatum is a Fine Actor.”

“Hawaii Five-0” on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere. It’s a choose your own ending episode! Because that will work super well.

Genevieve Burgess will be writing the date wrong for the next two months.









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  • BWeaves

    So Hawaii 5-0 is now Clue 2-0?

  • Rubble44

    I think Carrie gets the Marcia Brady treatment when she tries to get the Ghost of Davy Jones to play the winter formal....

  • stump

    Oh yay, a girl bashing SJP. Edgy.

  • Katylalala

    Oh yay, someone on the internet misunderstanding something and overreacting. Clever.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    Pointing out that AnnaSophia Robb's nose is a drastically different size and shape than Sarah Jessica Parker's nose is hardly "bashing."

  • Buck Forty

    If you stand by those comments why did you delete them?

  • stump

    She looks entirely different, because she is in fact not actually a younger version of SJP. You pointed out the nose because people love making fun of the way SJP looks. Let's not pretend it's anything other than that. The idiots on this website will defend you, but you're shitty for doing it and you know it.

  • Sirilicious

    I am on this website, does that automatically make me an idiot, even if i agree with (part of) your point, if not execution?

    Come back when you can make your interesting point in less obnoxious ways, child.

  • InternetMagpie

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    "winter premiere event"

    Get it right, because calling it an "event" makes it SO MUCH MORE exciting!!! It's like using three exclamation marks!!! All the car dealers know this!!!

  • Maguita NYC

    House of Lies tonight! Following the sexual-harassment big bang and Marty's fight with ex-wife regarding custody.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I'm pretty sure The Carrie Diaries is just Gossip Girl, you guys.

  • Laura

    My husband and I decided we should catch up on HIMYM as we had never watched, so got season 1 from Netflix. We're not even all the way through the season, and already both of us keep turning to each other from time to time and say "Fucking Ted". Which then makes me think of Pajiba! He really can be quite the douche.

  • theotherone

    I'm torn on the Carrie Diaries because it has Knives Chau (Ellen Wong)...

  • e jerry powell

    Was Bushnell ever actually a child?

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