5 Shows After Dark: Next Season They'll Replace Her With a Mannequin
"Criminal Minds" on CBS at 9:00pm ET.
"Nova: Ancient Computer" on PBS at 9:00pm ET. I looked it up to see if they were going Baghdad batteries or Antikythera device for this. Winner is Antikythera device. They think they've figured out how it worked and what it was used for and, presumably, why nothing else like it showed up for another 1,000 years after this one was destroyed.
"CSI: Catherine Willows's Botox Fund" on CBS at 10:00pm ET.
"American Horror Story" on FX at 10:00pm ET.
"Top Chef: Tom vs. Emeril: Turkeypocalypse" on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. I'm pretty sure that with these two chefs this is going to be the opposite of a "Turkeypocalypse" but maybe Bravo's got something in mind I'm not anticipating.
Genevieve Burgess is very much looking forward to a tryptophan and pie induced coma tomorrow.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)