5 Shows After Dark
By Genevieve Burgess | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (1)
“Suburgatory” at 8:30pm ET.
“America’s Next Top Model” on The CW at 9:00pm ET.
“American Horror Story” on FX at 10:00pm ET. Part two of the Halloween episode, hopefully with more deliciously bitchy Zachary Quinto.
“Top Chef” on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. Ninth season premiere. They’re in Texas and I’d make a joke about how fast someone would make a “everything’s bigger in Texas” joke except the episode is called “Everything’s Bigger in Texas” so they’ve ruined my joke. Frankly, as best I can tell, the only thing actually bigger in Texas is the number of people who insist that everything is bigger in Texas. And that doesn’t even count as a proper use of the word “bigger” but with Texas’s education system, they’ll never know that. (Kidding, since I know there are angry and well-educated Texans who are already crafting a scathing retort.)
“Whitechapel” on BBCA at 10:00pm ET.
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Comments
Posted by: Shonda at November 2, 2011 10:04 PM
My scathing retort is the same one I've been using since the Top Chef: Texas ads started, which is, it's lazy-ass, weak copy.
Wow, Top Chef. "Everything's bigger in Texas?" And someone got paid for that? That's the best you can do? With all the advertising dollars at your disposal and the best your group can come up with is that tired, broke-ass, worn out saying? "Visit New York and take a bite out of the Big Apple!" "Get blown away by Chicago, the Windy City!" "The nightlife is smokin' in Hotlanta!" "Leave YOUR heart in San Francisco!"
Fucking please.