5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Will All Be Terribly Exciting.
"Rob & Kristen: Immortal Love" on E at 8:30pm ET. So, I'm pretty certain that this whole "relationship" was written into their contracts because Twilight fans have the mental and/or actual age of 14 and can't wrap their minds around the fact that Rob Pattinson isn't Edward and Kristen Stewart isn't Bella and while the characters are desperately in love with each other (or something) the actors are actually just coworkers. So what I'm saying is, tape this shit and then a month after New Moon comes out and the relationship quietly dissolves, go back and watch for a healthy dose of the giggles as poor dead-eyed E personalities go into raptures over a relationship between two people who obviously just want everyone to stop looking at them all the time.
"Hawaii Five-0" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. With special guests Terrence Howard, T.I, and one of the Jenner children who tends to get lumped in with her older Kardashian sisters. Just what you wanted!
"Witness: Libya" on HBO at 9:00pm ET.
"Catfish" on MTV at 11:00pm ET. Series premiere. Oh god. You know that thing where what's happening on the TV makes you so embarrassed you want to hide behind your couch? I think watching this show would be so crawly I'd go to my neighbor's house and hide behind THEIR couch.
Genevieve Burgess is sort of hitting the mid-season slump.
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