5 Shows After Dark: "These Are Just My Tuesday Face Jewels, Saturday's Are Really Elaborate"
Fox Sports Special: World Series Game #6 on Fox at 7:30pm ET. The Sox could clinch the series tonight, which is probably something that is important to some of you? I mean, how important can it be, they broke the curse back in 2004 so now they’re just like any other really good baseball team.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life on MTV at 10:30pm ET. Second season premiere. I adore Ke$ha. I probably still won’t watch this show, because the only thing I enjoy less than reality TV is watching poker, but I enjoy Ke$ha as a person and as a concept. Mostly because I’m sad my life doesn’t offer me more opportunities to wear sequins and glitter and envy that she seems to have made a whole career out of that.
Key & Peele on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET.
Watch What Happens: Live on Bravo at 11:00pm ET. The guests this week are Christina Hendricks and Dylan McDermott. I think some of you might be interested in this. Or at least your lions might be interested in this.
Genevieve Burgess wishes Washington DC was more open to glitter and bright colors.