5 Shows After Dark: I'm Going to Download that Modem Sound to Complete the Culture Immersion
Bones on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Temperance Brennan, a woman introduced to us a creature of pure rationality and intellectual insight, will be getting married in this episode. Not that they haven’t already committed terrible character assassination on what might have been a rather unusual and amazing woman already, but over/under on the number of times Bones acts completely counter to her stated personality in order to play up stereotypical “bride-zilla” or “wedding” hijinks?
Monday Night Football: Minnesota Vikings at NY Giants on ESPN at 8:40pm ET.
CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story on VH1 at 9:00pm ET. Original telefilm. God, I just want to watch this and remember how much I enjoyed the 90’s. Sure, the fashion kind of sucked but when everyone looked stupid, it was a lot harder to discern that you, personally, also looked stupid. And then there was that time I learned about blow-jobs from The Washington Post (absolutely true). Also the fact that I was somewhere between the ages of 3 and 13 and therefore didn’t have the kind of deeper understanding of the world that prevents one from creating nostalgic memories.
Hostages on CBS at 10:00pm ET.
Castle on ABC at 10:01pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess still knows all the words to a number of Spice Girls songs that should be embarrassing, but she refuses to be embarrassed by things that make her happy.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)