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5 Shows After Dark: They Really Should Just Call it 'Pretty People in Costumes'

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | October 17, 2013 | Comments ()


Thursday Night College Football: Miami at North Carolina on ESPN at 7:30pm ET. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh C-A-N-E-S CANES!

Reign on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. Mary Queen of Scots finally gets her chance to be dramatized in absurdly historically inaccurate fashion. I expect it will be a pale imitation of The Tudors which really set the standard when it came to absurdly historically inaccurate dramatized versions of history AND they had actual nudity.

White Collar on USA at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.

Mythbusters on Discovery at 10:00pm ET. Zombie special, so, get ready for a whole lot of debunking. BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO HIDE THE TRUTH FROM YOU!

Scandal on ABC at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess thinks you can believe what you want, but she’s going to make sure her decapitating arm is always in peak form.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Al Borland's Beard

    A historical drama about Mary Stuart on the CW? Will they be playing Bruno Mars in the scene where she meets Francis II?

  • bastich

    Of course not. This is a historical drama, after all.

    They'll play Paula Cole.

  • e jerry powell

    So it'll sound like "Felicity" or something. I'm more curious as to what they'll play when Elizabeth I has her brought to London in chains.

    Who'll they hire to play Elizabeth I, by the way? Blake Lively?

  • bastich

    Spoiler alert!

  • e jerry powell

    Blake Lively spoils everything.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm so confused!

    Kerry Washington on two shows in the same timeslot!

  • e jerry powell

    Meh. Fucking ACC football.

  • Billybob

    What's the point of absurd costume dramas without copious gore and nudity?

  • e jerry powell

    You've been ruined by the 21st century.

  • Even Shakespeare had gore and nudity.

  • e jerry powell

    Not nearly enough nudity.

  • AvaLehra

    Lame of Thrones.

  • bastich

    The Empire Diaries?

  • Pretty Little Lairds? Sorry, it's the best I could do on short notice.

  • Fredo

    And yet I expect Joanna and TK to be here in 3 weeks, saying how much they love to hatewatch it.

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