5 Shows After Dark: They Really Should Just Call it 'Pretty People in Costumes'
Thursday Night College Football: Miami at North Carolina on ESPN at 7:30pm ET. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh C-A-N-E-S CANES!
Reign on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. Mary Queen of Scots finally gets her chance to be dramatized in absurdly historically inaccurate fashion. I expect it will be a pale imitation of The Tudors which really set the standard when it came to absurdly historically inaccurate dramatized versions of history AND they had actual nudity.
White Collar on USA at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.
Mythbusters on Discovery at 10:00pm ET. Zombie special, so, get ready for a whole lot of debunking. BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO HIDE THE TRUTH FROM YOU!
Scandal on ABC at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess thinks you can believe what you want, but she’s going to make sure her decapitating arm is always in peak form.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)