5 Shows After Dark: Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train
"My Giant Face Tumor" on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Look, say what you will about the programming choices being made on something ostensibly known as "The Learning Channel" but at least the titles leave nothing to the imagination. You really know exactly what you're getting into.
"Suburgatory" on ABC at 9:30pm ET. For those of you who are fans of the most uncomfortable father/daughter chemistry on television.
"American Horror Story" on FX at 10:00pm ET. Second season premiere. IT'S BACK Y'ALL! In a weird creepy asylum run by nuns with Jessica Lange as the HBIC, and I can't entirely piece together much else from the commercials other than it will be INSANE and fantastic. Also, I'm pretty certain that douchebag from Maroon 5 is going to have something horrible happen to him.
"Nashville" on ABC at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess Is thrilled to have worthwhile television to write about again. At least for the moment.