5 Shows After Dark: Tony's Getting Too Old for This Sh*t
"How I Met Your Mother" on CBS at 8:00pm ET.
"Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" on Travel at 9:00pm ET. This week Mr.Bourdain goes to Rio and will probably be salty and sarcastic about something there while eating sketchy looking street food. I'm certain the infamous Brazilian bikini will get a mention as well.
"Major Crimes" on TNT at 9:00pm ET. First season finale. There's a commercial for this where Mary McDonnell's character says "I put a murderer away for life" with a kind of satisfied smirk on her face as Florence and the Machine's "Shake it Off" plays in the background. This always bugs me, because she's playing a detective so she can't put anyone away for life. She can arrest them and compile evidence and possibly even get a confession, but whether they get life in prison is up to a jury. But television crime shoes do love to play fast and loose with that whole "due process" thing. And that whole "evidence collection" thing. Fun drinking game! When watching one of these shows, do a shot every time someone picks up a piece of evidence without photographing it first.
"Castle" at 10:00pm ET.
"Richard Hammond's Crash Course" on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. Second season premiere.
Genevieve Burgess Is thrilled to have worthwhile television to write about again. At least for the moment.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)