5 Shows After Dark: Fox Gives Teens Their First Dose of Weltschmerz
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is the series that featured the notorious advertisement involving a rabbit burrowing out of Ginnifer Goodwin’s crotchular region. I doubt the show itself will be half as hilarious, but I guess there’s always a chance.
Glee on Fox at 9:00pm ET. If there is a young person in your life who watches this show, I suggest you stock the house with tissues and ice cream and then vacate the area for the evening. I’m pretty sure this is going to be the equivalent of the Red Wedding for the 11 to 15 set. Yes, they knew it was coming. No, that probably won’t make it any easier to handle.
Grey’s Anatomy on ABC at 9:00pm ET. 200th episode.
Elementary on CBS at 10:01pm ET. This is one of those shows I’m always like “Oh, I’ll catch up online!” completely forgetting that since CBS is the network of the Medicare set so none of their shows ever hit the internet. I’d say CBS was the real loser here, but that is pretty clearly not the case.
Scandal on ABC at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess really just felt like keeping up her streak of titles involving languages other than English.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)