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if i had the liquor available, i would so do the drinking-game-by-myself thing.

Meh. Since I have no life and I'm currently eating mini-bagel-pizzas, here are my predictions. I hate myself.

Best Movie: Dark Knight. Or, if God truly is dead, Twilight.

BFP: While I'm surprised by the inclusions of Kate and Taraji (Awwww yeah), Kristen is taking this.

BMP: Probably Christian Bale, with RDJ as a possible winner too. Although don't count out the douchey-power that is Laboeuf.

BPF: This is a tossup. With luck, either Kat, Freida or Amanda. But because MTV is completely useless, I'm guessing one of the Disney Queens.

BPM: Robert Pattinson. Suicide pact, anyone?

BCP: Oh, what an abysmal field this is. James Franco all the way, even if I absolutely adore Amy Poehler.

Best Villain: Heath Ledger. No contest.

Best Fight: Possibly Hellboy (not sure since I haven't seen it), possibly the Dark Knight, and most likely Twilight. Kill yourself.

Best Kiss: While I'm hoping for either Milk or Slumdog, this is going to Twilight.

WTF: Either Slumdog or Tropic Thunder. It's a tossup.

Best Song: While I'm hoping for either The Wrestler or Jai Ho (and not the super-shite PCD version), don't be surprised of it goes to Miley or the sucky bargain-bin version of Bif Naked.

Good to know!
And thousands of sincere and serious tall people I met on ___Tallmeet.CoM___ are the most amazing people I ever met! they care nothing but real love and chemistry! that's what we are looking for in today's world! :-)

my life is one long, solo drinking game.

Considering I'm going through Spike's "Deadliest Warrior" marathon...and that tonight they bring us the most disturbing episode anyone ever could imagine (IRA vs Taliban)...I think I'm going to pass on the MTV Twilight awards.

I'm trying to think of the last time I watched MTV. I hate to say it's been several years.

Oh and Will Ferrell is going to be in an episode of "Man vs Wild" eating eyeballs and pimping LOTL. So I'd certainly expect him at this "event" tonight.

Fredo, you just nailed exactly what i have been doing since 3:00 pm, my money is on the taliban!!! Ahhh man he totally broke that guys balls with a whip chain.

My prediction: Adam Sandler shows up for some reason and uses his patented Stupid Voice to give some sort of uber unfunny speech.

Hopefully Pattinson takes his shirt off at some point. Other than that? no reason to watch.

I predict Twilight will sweep all categories. Even ones that it's not nominated for. The tweens are THAT POWERFUL.

Even if I had access to MTV at the moment, I would not watch this crap.

TB, I agree completely. There is no way in hell that the mafia could top the yakuza. I almost never agree with the computer picks. (Knight over pirate? Really, computer simulation?)

Yeah batty, the Pirate tore that shit up.
But did you see that old Mafia dude shoot the tommy gun from the hip and tear up all those targets?
Loved that guy. He was clearly a made man.
And William Wallace's claymore was The Shit.

Oops, you're right, UncleJR. My bad.

Also, I'm kind of horrified and fascinated at the same time by the picks for the current episode. And picking the IRA for the win.

Wow, that was dumb. When Cameron Diaz showed up I turned the channel.

Sleepy Hollow, popejenn. Ichabod Crane, Girl Detective!

My biggest problem with "Deadliest Warrior" is that they reward brutality over all else. Sure, the sawed-off shotgun leaves a great big whole, but it's useless beyond about 10 feet and you're screwed if you need more than two shots. A baseball bat is a fine one-hit weapon. Unless you miss. Then you've left your entire flank exposed, in this case to a lightning-fast opponent who can throw three blows in less than a second.

On another note, am I the only one who finds the gun segments really boring? "This gun will kill you, but this one will make you extra dead."

Actually, I'm giving this one to the Taliban, bats. They took down Russian tanks and helicopters. Exhibit A- Charlie Wilson's War.

Agreed on the gun thing TB. And then the medic comes in to say "Oh, his brain is exposed. He would be dead from this."
REALLY??!!! WOW! THEY PAY YOU FOR THIS?
I've realized I hate everyone on the show. (Except the badass Spetznaz dude, he ruled) But I still can't stop watching.

The only shows we should be watching tonight are:

Ice Road Truckers (season premiere, "the ice road sheds first blood").

Expedition Africa (series premiere).

Both on History.

In theory The Dark Knight could win Best Film since people can vote for it by text message but considering that 85% of the people watching this are under 13 years old Twilight will surely win.

i can't take credit for the girl detective bit, popejenn. i recall reading an article about the movie way back when it came out wherein Depp basically said that's how he played the character. it always stuck with me, because it's such a perfect description of Ichabod.

that man is so awesome.

I hate live shows where nothing is live. It's cheating It's pretty obvious Eminem is not singing live.

I'm not a hip-hop fan by any stretch of the imagination (blues, rock and metal all the way). I do like some of Eminem's songs though.

barf, I used to enjoy Eminem's turn of phrase, but have kind of gotten tired of it. He seems stuck in an endless loop of the same old tired pop-culture references.

The MTV? I thought they took that off the picture radio years ago.

There's Will Ferrell whoring himself out again.

What's so sexy about Robert Pattinson, anyway? He looks like a mannequin.

Heh. I suppose I could drive nails through my tits, since I'm gettin' em all re-arranged in 1 week!

...and Robert Pattinson just won breakthrough male performance...
DREAMY!

how many awards has Twilight won already? so freakin' predictable?

I know the tweens suffer from short attention spans but does the show have to be broken up so much? it's like watching little clips. lots of shouting. adverts. repeat (yeah, adverts are important but respect the viewer... wait, what respect? what viewer? who cares?)

Why does everyone, even the presenters have to speak in such a high pitched voice, screech and scream?

Popejenn, it took me a while to get into 8 Mile and it's not an absolute classic but I found the last rap battle in the movie really powerful. It's worth watching for that alone... The sex scene was pretty good too.

I think Sacha Baron Cohen just redeemed all the annoying Bruno hype by teabagging Eminem.

Was that real, bc Eminem looked pissed. And that will probably be the highlight of the night.

Once I figure out how to put together my own backyard Large Hadron Collider, that's next on my list.
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Posted by: branded at May 31, 2009 8:16 PM

Dude, you really need to start shopping at Ikea. I put mine together in about an hour. Bye bye universe.

Somebody should tell Pattinson to button his goddamn shirt. And I'm disappointed none of you are drinking.

For a moment there I thought they'd take the opportunity to make history and give the best kiss award to a homosexual kiss but nooo, they had to go with the super predictable and give it to freakin' Twilight.

*shudder*

Dustin, I'm pretty sure Pattinson is just trying to show off his one chest hair. Give the guy a break, puberty is a bitch.

don't have alcohol around. sorry to disappoint Dustin. I'm making up for it with violent behaviour though. By the end of the show I'd probably have thrown the computer out the window

MILEY FUCKING CYRUS WON FOR BEST SONG???

WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCKING FUCK FUFKC FUCKITY FUCK?

That's it. I'm drinking now, too.

popejenn, I think she was drinking, too.

Well, I just managed to tune in (lucky me) for best kiss and that ridiculous performance. First reaction: kind of loved how the Twilighties looked like they had just either fucked in a crowded limo or rolled down a brambly hill. Next reaction: that "medley" was as painfully unfunny as the Twilight "almost" kiss was awkward.
I think I'll just wait for it to be torn to pieces on the blogs tomorrow rather put myself through watching it anymore. Night, all.

Rhyme, you don't have the coif to pull it off.

Another link popejenn

www.justin.tv/mordane2

Kristin Stewart stocked up on our good weed while filming in Vancouver.
You have to whenever you're out west.

Triumph @ Kiefer...might be the only redeeming thing throughout this mess.

Between all the tweets I just read and now this thread, I'm pretty glad I don't have MTV anymore. Except for Bruno dipping his balls in Eminem. That, I would pay cash money to see. (Also Pattinson's shirt unbuttoned. Well, I wouldn't *pay* for that, but I'd like to have seen it. 'Cause that's how I roll.)

& dammit!

Rhyme, it has been scientifically proven by the gents over on Dlisted that unicorn semen is the magical ingredient for that kind of hair lift.

Optimus, try pomade. And not showering for a few days.
And be prepared to beat off the tweeners when they come after you, expecting you to sparkle.

FUCK TWILIGHT! Angelina Jolie for Wanted or even better, Kate Winslet for The Reader (which I loved) would have made a fitting winner for best female performance. Predictably Twilight won. I shouldn't even be angry.

By the way, who chooses the winners? Is it some panel or all choices from the fans?

That must be some good shit she's smoking, Popejenn.

Yay. Kings of Leon. Hardly my fave band but a bit of decency in the show

Wow. Apparently some of you people will watch any fucking dreck that comes on. Should we water you occasionally and keep you turned toward the light?
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Kayanne,

If it's any consolation to you and your Canes, age + treachery (Wings) always overcome youth + skill (Penguins).

Awwwww, shit...Okay, Dustin totally called this one. Well played, Dusty. Well played...

Franco got robbed! Jim Carrey?!

Oh Jim you swore, you're so hip.

Douchebag.

I get the feeling that Carrey's was a pity win. It's sad. He's like the old man in the club.

What the fuck is Denzel doing there? Does he owe someone money?

...WHAT THE FUCK?!

Twilight was the best movie of the year. You hear me. You hear movie. Twilight is a masterpiece which will be studied by film students the world over in a 100 years. It will survive the test of time while crappy performances like Slumdog Millionare, Iron Man and The Dark Knight will be forgotten.

It's a pity The Oscars, Pajiba and all of us got it all wrong.

Clearly, Twilight is the future. I want some glittering vampires NOW

I can't believe I sat through this whole thing expecting something decent. I actually feel kinda nauseous.

Good night, everyone.

Wow. Just. Wow.

I mean, I love Twilight...but wow. WOW.

...even with my love of that film...I KNOW IT'S A SHITTY FILM AND SHOULD NOT BE AWARDED BEST FILM, YOU STUPID FUCKING TEENS.

Here is what should happen.

Deadliest Warrior with Me vs. All Twilight fans. Because then If I can't beat some damn sense into them, I will at least rid the world of them so they can't breed and make more stupid.

Unsurprised that Twilight won. :YAWN:

BSlim, thanks for reminding me Ice Road Truckers started tonight. I'm so glad Alex is back after last season.

As for Deadliest Warrior, I couldn't help but laugh at how they tracked the number of kills during the "battle." That said, I'm not surprised the IRA won.

figgy, I would pay good money to watch it dubbed into another language. Perhaps then it would make more sense.

I mean, I definitely have a healthy love for really shitty movies, but I KNOW they're shitty and completely undeserving of any sort of award! What is the matter with teens today?
I mean, really think back to when you were a teen. Were your tastes really as terrible as what's being fed to teens today? My heart can't take this anymore.

On a better note, though, Harry Potter looks pretty freaking sweet.

I'm now watching Jason Bourne beating the fuck out of someone with a book.

That soothes the soul.

Aww man I forgot Deadliest Warrior was on tonight! Stupid timeslot change! That's okay I guess, I wasn't really interested in tonight's episode anyway.

I may not know who half of the people were on the show because I'm over the age of 30, but somehow I was good at guessing what the tween girl demographic would vote for. I did feel like I should have been watching it with the 11-year-old niece I don't have.

Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___T a l l m i n g l e. c o m___ ,really?

this is at least partially Eminem's fault -- he makes himself a target by taking himself too seriously

fail

Im watching the rerun of the mtv awards and I am pissed.Not only does most of the talents suck, but every fucking catagory is going that peice of shit twilight. I think the only justice this year is the fact that Heath Ledger won best villian.