Open Thread / The Eloquents
Miscellaneous | September 21, 2008 | Comments (115)
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Posted by: vic at September 21, 2008 6:52 AM
Vic, dude, it's like literally the ass crack of dawn. What did you expect? BSlim's probably still got three hookers wrapped around him until at least 8 or 9am, and everyone else is asleep.
Posted by: Sarina at September 21, 2008 7:09 AM
I like "30 Rock".
I don't like "Mad Men".
That is all.
Posted by: Jay at September 21, 2008 7:53 AM
I think it's a disgrace that neither Connie Britton nor Kyle Chandler was nominated. So I'm boycotting. And I don't want Lost to win anything. That's basically it.
Posted by: AlwaysConfused at September 21, 2008 8:11 AM
I only really care about NPH. If he wins, the rest of the Emmy's will be moot for me. That having been said, I will be enjoying them with pizza and copious amounts of cheap champagne.
Posted by: KatSings at September 21, 2008 5:09 PM
I think that I shall continue my long tradition of refusing to pay attention to these self-absorbed ass-hats and their incestuous pandering to each others' egos.
Posted by: Archvillain at September 21, 2008 5:26 PM
*ok you ho's need to GO!*
*lights Newport 100*
*cough* *cough*
Eh ....what's an Emmy?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 21, 2008 6:43 PM
I just hope Britney takes home three more.
Posted by: insertclevernamehere at September 21, 2008 7:23 PM
THE OFFICE
Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at September 21, 2008 7:26 PM
An AP piece this AM had the lead: "Dueling Emmy Hosts."
Can we hope? Do we know the rules? Pistols? Swords? Blow driers at 10 paces?
My money's on Hiedi Klum. She could totally take the rest of them, one at a time or en mass.
Stone / Parker '08
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 21, 2008 7:31 PM
Kimmel did it already as a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2752gfOlYp0
Jimmy. Kimmel. I am thinking like Jimmy Kimmel. My life is over.
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 21, 2008 7:32 PM
Rather than watch the Emmies (because you don't put an apostrophe in plurals, god dammit), I'm going to spend my night doing something productive. Like playing Crazy Taxi.
Posted by: Lucas at September 21, 2008 7:44 PM
Okay, I'm stuck watching this crap 'cuz I'm covering for Abby over on Yeeeah! tomorrow. It hasn't even been on for five minutes, and I think I already fell asleep twice. Has Oprah always talked like this? She's so affected. I don't watch her show, because I don't live in a nursing home, but hooooooly shit. How does she get through every day without at least ten people punching her in the face?
Posted by: Sarina at September 21, 2008 8:05 PM
Oprah is hosting? And Pajiba is chatting about it!? Forget this damn medication, I'm havin' a beer. (Note: I currently am enjoying "cheratussin" with codeine. It says alcohol intensifies it's effects, like it's a bad thing.)
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:15 PM
You know the opening was bad when PIVEN is making fun of you.
However, if they had just let Tina Fey and Amy Poehler stand up there and talk for the whole time, I would happily watch.
Posted by: Shano at September 21, 2008 8:16 PM
Why is Amy Poehler orange?
Holy SHIT - they just said on the bumper that Josh Groban is going to sing THIRTY theme songs. Why? Why? Oh GOD, WHY?
I don't know how much longer I can watch...
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 8:17 PM
I love Kristin Cheynowyth. I wish they'd just let her sing 30 theme songs. And wear one of those bewbsome outfits from Pushing Daisies. I could watch, I mean listen to, her sing all night.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:22 PM
Denny Crane! Why will Shatner never receive the critical acclaim he deserves?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:33 PM
Michael Emerson was fucking ro-hob-bbed!
I love Ricky Gervais. I know AtO thinks he's a nasty little troll, but he makes me giggle.
Debra Messing won an Emmy once? Seriously?
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 8:35 PM
Haha! Well done Steve Carell. "I heard it wasn't even a real Emmy, just a shoddy remake."
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:36 PM
Not watching the Emmys tonight. The last game ever to be played at Yankee Stadium is on. Ugh, the tears.
Posted by: Kolby at September 21, 2008 8:41 PM
Lainey, thank you for joining me on this journey. I no longer walk alone. And when you see one set of footprints, that means I passed out. You may want to look back and check near any dunes or shrubbery.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:42 PM
Hahahaha!! Nice Rainbow Killer zinger, Conan!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 8:43 PM
Conan essentially just called Rainbow Killer a dumb cunt on live television. God, I love Conan.
Posted by: Sarina at September 21, 2008 8:44 PM
Yes Conan! And a hilarious little clip for the writers. Him and Jolie.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:47 PM
Optimus Rhyme, I'm honored to take your hand on this journey, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer ... wait, that's not right.
I know, right? I'm glad you're here, too. I think it might just be us.
Wow, Dr. Phil has a teeny bit of a sense of humor. Anyone see that coming?
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 8:48 PM
A little crack in the character for Colbert? So much more heartfelt for it.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:48 PM
Ugh Howie Mandel. I just saw Little Monsters the other day. And really... Really? Why is that a classic? It's so messy and frankly if it weren't for Fred Savage it'd be entirely forgettable.
And, HA! Steve Martin is a God. I lurve him.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:51 PM
Such a professional. Such solid material. And honestly, following Howie Mandel just makes it all the better. You Go Steve Martin. You speak the truth about those Smothers Bros. I saw a doc about them and it was pretty solid. They had some good stuff considering the time. The censors really messed them up.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:54 PM
Anyone here know of any place online/a link that would have the opening? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Chris at September 21, 2008 8:55 PM
You go, Mr. Smothers!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 8:57 PM
Oh Tina Fey. "I loved you in ... Shark Tale." "Sometimes I wear these. *puts on glasses*" "This is my one chance to be kicked to death in a movie!"
I'm using that last one.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 8:59 PM
I bet Groban Raises you Up. I bet $100!!
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:02 PM
La la la la, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, Josh Groban!!!
Make him stop. Someone make him stop!!! BSlim, the fuck are you doing? Make him stop!!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 9:03 PM
ANIMAL!!!
Posted by: jM at September 21, 2008 9:04 PM
Lordy, I tuned in just in time for the Josh Groban montage...lucky me....
Ah well, South Park was worth a half-chuckle.
Posted by: meaux at September 21, 2008 9:04 PM
How an auditorium chock full of assholes is finding the collective restraint to not throw everything that isn't bolted down at Josh Groban's head is fascinating to me.
Posted by: Sarina at September 21, 2008 9:06 PM
There was a chuckle or two in there but nothing was worth hearing him try to "rap". I think this was the final nail in the coffin of rap. I'm taking to the streets.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:07 PM
Xanax, Sarina. Lots and lots of Xanax.
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 9:07 PM
Well, that's what's doing it for me...
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 9:10 PM
God I would Sock it To Kristin Cheynowyth. But really, does anyone have a "Sock it To Me' that can top Nixon's?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:15 PM
heidi Klum is given a lot of jokes for someone with zero comic timing.
Posted by: lineback at September 21, 2008 9:20 PM
Why is Lauren Conrad even there??
Posted by: griffimx at September 21, 2008 9:22 PM
Why, oh why would you put Lauren Conrad next to David Boreanaz? I want to ogle, I really do, but that dumb-ass wench is in the way!
And holy smokes, all the 30 Rock guest star nominees! Cool!
Posted by: meaux at September 21, 2008 9:22 PM
Is it not funny that she called it "The Bones". And hell yes 30 Rock. You Rock the Guest Stars. And thank god Seinfeld didn't win anything for being there.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:23 PM
Flight of the Conchords!!! How 'bout you. In the mood. Gettin' lewd with the food.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:24 PM
Ugh. Seriously, how much more of this is left? I don't want to look up how much time the show was scheduled for, because I suspect I'll be horrified by the length and further enraged when it undoubtedly runs long. I don't... none of this is funny. Or entertaining. I do not like it, and I don't want to play anymore. If someone doesn't do something outrageously inappropriate soon, I will be forced to write a strongly worded letter of complaint.
Posted by: Sarina at September 21, 2008 9:24 PM
Whoo, go Tina! Whew, foxy lady...
Posted by: meaux at September 21, 2008 9:25 PM
OR, that cracked me up, too! I'm totally calling it "The Bones" from now on.
Kristin C. is just adorable with Lee Pace! I want to be in a Kristin/Lee sandwich@
Ooooh yay, '30 Rock'!!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 9:26 PM
I am so glad to see Tina Fey doing well. Damn you America! Watch her show! Do it! I command it!
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:27 PM
Yes, I meant for the @ to be at the end of that sentence...
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 9:30 PM
Vote for your candidate at least once? Does he know how voting works? We only get one vote here. I assumed it was a nationwide thing.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:34 PM
Is it just me or did that guy have one giant bottom tooth?!
Posted by: meaux at September 21, 2008 9:36 PM
C'mon Colbert! I'm just staying up long enough for Stewart and Stephan. These meds are shhhtroong. And whoa! Chloris Leachman in a shiny little hoochie mama skirt. Perhaps I don't understand but it's a little like dressing an Alaskan Governess in lipstick. Still a pig.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:42 PM
Noooo Optimus Rhyme! You can't go to sleep and leave me. We're in this together. We took a vow...or whatever.
I am envious though, my meds aren't nearly shhhtrooong enough to get through another hour or so of this crap.
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 9:48 PM
Goddamn I hate these hosts.
It's the 4 biggest douchebags in television, plus the bitchy Heidi Klum standing there looking like an idiot.
Oh if only a giant Emmy statue would come down and crash these idiots to their utter ruin. that'd be such an awesome show.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 9:50 PM
Oh Lainey, I may have to stay around just to keep on a self imposed suicide watch of sorts. I may have taken too much of my miracle elixir. I suppose it'll all turn out right in the long run. But I'm just going to keep on Pajib'n for a bit. It'll keep my mind-grapes fresh.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 9:56 PM
dumdumdum.
When do we get to see Stewart and Colbert make out?
Steve Martin hasn't aged an hour in like 30 years. Jeebus.
"Truth is what you get other people to believe"
Ha.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 9:58 PM
Holy God Josh Groban.
Good fucking lord how the hell is this happening? OHMYGOD I AM THROWING MY REMOTE AT THE TV!
FUCK YOU JOSH GROBAN YOU OWE ME A REMOTE
FUCK YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:02 PM
It's funny, by reaching levels of suck only seen in the ass crack of public access television, the hosts have proven exactly how fucking stupid their being within 500ft of a microphone really is. I don't even have to try.
Posted by: jM at September 21, 2008 10:05 PM
Do you have some kind of a delay, figgs? Been there and done that. I'm on Eastern Time and I assume Lainey must be East Coast as well. So, Lainey.. are you watching this with some kind of significant other? Or do you need the strong arms of a man? (I am in so many ways the worst for the job right now. My arms are waifish and duchess-like and I am entirely unable to operate machinery.)
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:06 PM
Ha Figgylicious, it's so much easier if you're high!
Wait, is it not live in other time zones? I'm very confused.
jM, I know, they're taking the fun right out of it by being such obvious 'tards! It makes it redundant to comment on it.
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:08 PM
OH MY GOD!!! NPH and Chenowyth! Too much for me! Too much broadway awesome!
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:09 PM
OMG, I take my earlier request back - I want to be in a Kristin C./NPH sandwich!!!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:09 PM
I passed out for a minute there. From the rage.
yeah, Rhyme Master. I'm just watching Laura Linney win, thinking that it's a rule of the universe that she has to be nominated in every awards show ever.
I'm in Honduras and have like a 16 hour delay because this country sucks and we get our NBC feed from...Denver. But it's better than watching the national tv broadcast that has everyone badly dubbed into Spanish by two people who clearly do not understand what the hell is going on half the time.
Onwards!
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:11 PM
Oh, Optimus Sweetie, no worries. I'll operate the machinery!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:12 PM
How is it that Don Rickles is 753 years old and still funnier than most of the people on television!? And Kathy Griffin was completely adorable with him!
Also, I too *heart* NPH and KChen.
Also, Optimus, if you're into older wimmins, I like my boys young & waify...
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:14 PM
Oh, and also, David Boreanaz looked so completely annoyed to be up there with a little nobody "reality" "star"... and I was completely annoyed for him. He's so much better than that! WTF, Emmy Academy? WTF?
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:16 PM
Ooh lala, Las Beaverplatz enters our den of sin.
Yes, Don Rickles was awesome. "Pulled up in a money truck and said here's $4, Jew."
I am both intrigued and titillated by your Palinesque "Knife Pile" but I'm afraid you'll have to share my heavily drugged body with Lainey from 2 posts up. I don't know if you're familiar with the French practice of menage a trois?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:18 PM
I want to put Kristin Chenoweth and Amy Sedaris in a room together and watch it explode in perky awesomeness.
Posted by: jM at September 21, 2008 10:18 PM
Lainey, we should've done a drinking game.
Or here's a game I came up with to help the rage:
Every time StewCarBert makes an appearance, heave a dreamy sigh and fantasize about all three of them being my slaves* and catering to my every whim while indulging in their man love.
Every time one of the DoucheHosts shows up, punch a nearby pillow and indulge in another StewCarBert fantasy to calm my soul.
And every other time something annoys me, take a swig of my handy-dandy bottle of Chardonnay, and get increasingly happy as the night goes on!
It's working! Wine + StewCarBert= mmm.
*sex slaves.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:21 PM
So I'm the only one Kristen Chenoweth frightens then. Well, that's my life.
As soon as they advertised Josh Groban I knew it was time to bail out. Sounds like I was mostly right.
Posted by: Jay at September 21, 2008 10:21 PM
Yeah, Optimus, I'm like Ted Boynton's age - I think you said he could be your dad? So, yeah, um, what AvB said. If you like 'em older, come on by. I like my younguns, ummm, young...that's pretty much my only real requirement. We can share, right Anna?
And Emmy related - Kate Walsh looked stunning!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:24 PM
jM, I would pay admission to that room.
I love the French, Optimus! Also, young, waify, AND heavily drugged? God I hope Lainey wants to share.
Otherwise, ...I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:25 PM
Think of the Boobs, jay! Her glorious sweater puppies! And for God's sake, make Paul Giamatti a Batman villian! He's the Ventriloquist for God's Sake! Am I the only one who sees it! All sweaty and self-depreciating! Perfect for it! And for Gods' Sake, give it to Baldwin!
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:26 PM
YAY Jack Donaghy!!! Alec Baldwin may be a dick in real life, but God, I adore him as Jack! And his hair. I really, really like his hair.
Figgy that would have been awesome! Dammit, why didn't we think of that earlier? I can still do the pillow punching and sighing. Hmm, that sounds a little dirty...
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:30 PM
Oh, the sad part....
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:31 PM
aw, George Carlin twice!
*tear*
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:32 PM
Oh God I miss West Wing. I miss it so.
Oh my heart aches for West Wing.
Where is Alison Janney? Why isn't she in more shows?
Tom Bergeron, shut your stupid face. American TV also gave the world "Dancing with the Stars", and I wouldn't be proud of that if I were you.
Oh, Martin Sheen. Not partisan? Are you senile? I love you enough to be able to let that go by. But...bitch, please.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:33 PM
Wow, Joey Bishop died. Somehow I missed that. I have no idea what he'd been up to but the Rat Pack is all gone now, right? He was the last one. Always the last.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:34 PM
Think of the Boobs, jay! Her glorious sweater puppies!
I hadn't noticed, but her face looks not-quite-human to me.
Lainey! The proper term is "head suit".
Posted by: Jay at September 21, 2008 10:35 PM
Jay,
Me too! I think it's a combination of the weirdly huge eyes (you know who has big eyes? ALIENS!) and the squeaky voice and the ever-present smile. She never stops smiling!
No one should look that ageless! It's not natural!
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:41 PM
Hal! I always liked him on Malcolm. I really need to find his new show somewhere. And Jay, I wish I had caught that. Head-Suit was one of my favorite of his lines. It's after 6, what are you, a farmer?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:41 PM
Uh oh... I think Jay might be having some apoplexy right about now. In a good way.
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:42 PM
Lawrence Fishbourne looks like he's gonna take your car keys and go park your car somewhere.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:43 PM
!!!
Stewart and Colbert!
OHMYGOD I just had a Stewbertgasm. oh, my.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 10:45 PM
Love the moment where Tom Bergeron tries to hug the super germophobic Howie Mandel and Howie just jumps back and waves him off. Jimmy Kimmel, I'm done with you. Go back to wherever it was you came. I believe it was local radio?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:46 PM
OH my god, can i please have a baked potato with an entire stick of butter on it.
I don't know if anyone else actually saw that commercial...
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:48 PM
*smacks head* How could I be so stupid? You're right, Jay! Oh and Jay, while I have you here, you need to check out Kristin's boobs - They. Are. Fabulous! Seriously. I have boobs myownself (and very nice ones, I'm not gonna' lie), and I am in awe of hers.
Oh and YAY Tina!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:48 PM
That comment was wonderful, Knife Pile. I love the idea that your local commercial went there. And Lainey, if you have boobs anything like Kristin than I ... will be in my bunk.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:52 PM
AAAKKKCH!! There's a skeleton masquerading as MTM!!!!! Make it go away!
Betty White, you just can't get any cuter! I want her to be my grandma.
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:53 PM
Lainey, I just had the exact same reaction. Only I also said, "Oh, lord, MTM, please put on some sleeves."
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:55 PM
How does Two and a Half Men keep getting nominated! It's just wrong! Well, I saw Tom Selleck so I think I've gotten everything I could out of this Emmies. Thank you Pajiba for making this thing watchable. I like this concept of Pajiba as the friends you watch a crappy movie with and tear it apart. It's nice to replicate that experience when you're so sick that you're told (by doctor's orders) not to be near other people for 48 hours.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2008 10:58 PM
HAAAAAAAAHHA, nice pan and then stop on Christina Hendricks' boobs!!!
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 10:58 PM
Really? I can't decide if I'm surprised by this or not (referring to drama). (figgy-this might be a spoiler for you so don't look! ......ugh. Probst?)
*Phew* bedtime! enjoy those meds, Optimus.
Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2008 10:59 PM
All together now...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by: jM at September 21, 2008 11:01 PM
Sally Field looks and sounds really, really tired.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 21, 2008 11:01 PM
Goodnight kids! I'm so glad we had this time together (imagine Josh Grobain singing that...or you know, don't if you don't want to relive the pain).
Optimus, you take care of yourself and get better soon! AvB and I plan to hold you to your offers...
Figgy have fun and don't throw anything through the tv, ok?
Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2008 11:03 PM
aaaw damn! I LOOKED! I LOOKED.
Stupid Probst dimpleface.
Don't worry about spoiling me! I don't think any of this will come as a surprise, really.
Tell me, does the theater blow up when Probst wins?
I think I'm just gonna change to Figgy now. Figgylicious is too damn long to write when one has had as much wine as I have. *hic*
Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2008 11:04 PM
Apoplexy? Nawwww. It doesn't necessarily take more to get me there, but certainly different things.
Okay, I checked. She does seem to be proportionately fairly busty, but that's never a dealmaker for me. Regarding her current role I'd rather go with Anna Friel or Ellen Greene. But that's me.
Posted by: Jay at September 21, 2008 11:05 PM
Kate Walsh is gooorgeous.
Why does Jeremy Piven make me so unreasonably angry?
Goodnight, Laney! I'll do my best!
Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2008 11:12 PM
Oh yay! Baldwin!
HE is not a farmer.
Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2008 11:26 PM
Just woke up, but, hey, Mad Men won and I'm both surprised and happy. I like that a slow-paced drama with only personal interaction as its centerpiece can win that award.
Posted by: karstark at September 21, 2008 11:27 PM
Ah well I guess everyone's gone to bed.
I hate being behind everyone (that's what HE said!).
Alright. Goodnight folks. I'm gonna go finish my wine on the couch and wait for more steamy StewCarBert goodness. This was fun!
Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2008 11:34 PM
I refused to watch this and opted for Sunday Night Football. Sounds like I missed nothing.
I hate Josh Groban. He is more annoying than nails on a chalkboard. Why doesn't someone take him, tie him to a chair, and make him listen to his crappy music over and over with no option of escape until he finally agrees to quit singing.
Dear , why won't someone, anyone, make him stop?
Posted by: Melody at September 21, 2008 11:39 PM
I loved Rickles! Then again I have been a fan of his since I was a kid. Glad to see Tina Fey getting her just rewards. The hosts sucked! Bad concept and worse execution. Just a snooze fest and too much worrying about bringing the show in on time(start earlier to allow for overruns?).
Next year get Kimmel or Craig Ferguson! Either would shake it up! And the Piv yet again? What a joke although he is the best thing about Entourage. Slattery deserved it! Roger is a cad but Slattery still makes him likable and human.
Posted by: Jenn at September 22, 2008 1:56 AM
I'm so glad Mad Men won. I'm basically addicted to this show and in love with Peggy's family.
Although I am sort of a hypocrite since I intentionally miss it on Sunday nights then stay up until after midnight to get it OnDemand. Mmmm, sweet sweet DVR action! The only downside are those damn 'Viva Viagra' commercials. Damn you, baby blue suit!
Posted by: Kate at September 22, 2008 5:07 AM
StewCarBert? How did you resist the urge to call it a CarBertStew sandwich? (Mmmm, Friendship-bear-licious....)
Sorry, just woke up. My sweet inner child isn't there yet.
Posted by: meaux at September 22, 2008 6:53 AM
Wow, nothing like waking up after medicated rest than going to an 8 o' clock class. I am quite certain I died halfway through my test and a nearby TA resurrected me because she thought I was cheating, slumped over like I was. Trying to keep my shit together while simultaneously ace-ing a test is one of those "Optimus Rhyme Moments of Brilliance" that I'm able to pull off about once a semester. It's a talent that often applies to getting laid and winning ridiculous bets. I can never use them as a crutch or else they'll often backfire. It is quite a life I lead.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 22, 2008 9:03 AM
Observations:
Rickles rocked the house. Funnier than anyone.
Kate Walsh = Tranny
Positively thrilling that Brian Cranston won for Breaking Bad
MTM needed a sweater, or at least a shawl. She's in great shape, but still.
So I'm the only one Kristen Chenoweth frightens then.
No! She freaks me right out.
Posted by: Cindy at September 22, 2008 1:38 PM
Bryan...
Posted by: Cindy at September 22, 2008 2:07 PM
CarBertStew! damn I wish I would've thought of that.
But really StewCarBert was the first thing I could come up with.
Posted by: figgy at September 22, 2008 4:46 PM
Cranston is OK. But I wanted john hamm to win (or Spader)
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Posted by: hoolio at February 6, 2009 6:44 PM
Since I am, at the time of my noticing this thread, the first to comment, but alas have no interest in the Emmy's...
I just wanna remark how amusing it was to see "Emmy Awards Open Thread!" displayed so broadly on the front page. And no comments.
That is all.