Win Your Oscar Party Potluck With These Academy Award Winning Food Puns
With the Oscars being mere days away, it’s time to start your preparations. Now, I’ve never won an Oscar ballot contest in my life. And frankly I couldn’t care less. No, I choose to focus my attentions elsewhere. Specifically, on puns.
So continuing with a Pajiba tradition, here they are, your official Oscar picks, based not at all on actual merit or likelihood of winning, but entirely on their food- based punibility. Which, I think we can all agree, is the more important criterion.
I’ve clearly only scratched the first layer of the dip here. Add your picks below, my fellow pun McConaugh-sseurs.
Winner: Dallas Pie-ers Club
Honorable Mentions: Gravitinis, Philly-mena Cheesesteaks (made with aged cheese, in honor of the great Dame)
Best Supporting Actor
Winner: Bradley Coop-cakes
Honorable Mentions: Peppermint Barkhad Abdilicious
Best Supporting Actress
Winner: Cake Blanchett (That’s French for small white cake, obviously)
Honorable Mentions: Meryl Peeps
Winner: June Squab
Honorable Mentions: Lu-pino Noirong’o
Winner: Charleston Chewetel Ejiofors
Honorable Mentions: Christian Pale Ale
Winner: David O Russet potatoes (served O.Gratin, if you want to go all out)
Honorable Mentions: Steve McQuinoa salad
And don’t forget your Melon DeGeneres. Every good host serves a fruit plate.
Vivian Kane will most definitely be spending Sunday making up an Oscars drinking game. Come play along here.
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