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I've Been Laughing At This For The Last Half Hour

The Shackled Mystery Woman In Texas Is Safe

What's Your 'Wire Hangers' Trigger for Your Home?

If You Thought You Knew What the Scariest Thing in the World Was, You Were Wrong

Riverdale Cast Anthony Michael Hall in Their Breakfast Club Tribute. Here’s Who Else Needs to Drop by This Season

“My Castle’s On Fire!” A Gaming Newbie Barely Survives Her First Week In 'Game Of Thrones: Conquest'

University Study Finds America's Most Sexist State

The Pumpkin Spice Season Scourge is Upon Us

Finding a Home on the Other Side of the World

PSA: Kindly Shut the F**k Up When You’re at the Gym

I Have Never Been So Damn Confused. Yet Also Impressed.

What is Your Favourite Childhood Memory?

“Led Zeppelin Only Had Three Good Songs”: The Overlords Share Their Favourite Bad Takes

Do You Think Bill Skarsgård Has Sent Stephen King a 'Thank You' Note Yet?

If You Think Islamophobia Isn't a Form of Racism, I've Got News For You: You Might Be Racist

'Making It' is Making Your Tuesday Night Nicer

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: If Having A Baby Doesn't Scare The Sh*t Out Of You, You're Doing It Wrong

TIL: Bent Dick Disease Is a Real Thing, and Bill Clinton Allegedly Suffers From It

What if 'True Detective' Season 2 Was Actually a Comedy?

This is the Face You Should Make at 'Talking Dead'

Weirdly Disappointed in ABC Over This, But Impressed for the Actors

Tag Yourself Killer Robot Edition

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: It's Not The End Of The World. It Just Really F*cking Feels Like It

Songs That Would Make Better TV Shows Than "Hey There Delilah"

Picture: A Man in Need of Rescue or a Good Book

A Cool Breeze On an Oppressive Summer Day

Better Call, Somebody. Not Sure What Name He's Going By Now.

Announcing the Triumphant Return of a Show Mostly About Failure

The Three Who Are 'The Four'

What Was Your Favorite Soundtrack Growing Up?

Time to Miss 'The Leftovers' Again

What Would You Do If Your Child Was a Sociopath?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places. Like... Texas.

This Looks Wholesome. Are We Still Doing Wholesome?

Review: ‘This Had Oscar Buzz’ Is the Podcast That Will Get You Through Awards Season

A Night of TV for Your Least Favorite Older Relative, With One Big Exception

Yippe-Ki-Yay.... Punk.

Food Porn: We Have Hit Peak White Nonsense

Big City Lawyer Returns to Her Small Town Roots! Surely There's No Personal Journey That Will Happen!

Convicted Rapist Brock Turner Seeks Appeal Because 'Outercourse'

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Shut Up About Your F**king Diet

Reality Shows: Now Used to Launch Showbiz Careers and Retire From Them

Enduring The Heatwave: Realising That Summer Kind Of Sucks

God Bless This Editor

Forbes Pulls Anti-Library Article After Social Media Goes Apesh*t

"Wait, Which Team Are the Sharks?"

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What is the Biggest Plot Twist You've Seen in Real Life?'

'Ghosted' Seems to be Taking the Lead From Its Subjects and Ghosting, Again

Briefly, on Beck Dorey-Stein's White House Memoir, 'From the Corner of the Oval'

There is a Lot Going on Here

But There's Also a Lot of Goodness in the World

Someone Needs an Intervention for Those Sunglasses. And Probably Several Other Things Too.

This Is What Women Have To Put Up With

If You've Got a Spare Box of Tissues Around,HBO Has a Documentary For You

Leslie Knope Is Real, And She's The President Of Croatia

You'd Think All the Alcohol and Humidity Would be Wickedly Dehydrating

What Is the 2018 Song of the Summer?

All The Innovation of the Late 20th Century and We're Still Playing Game Shows From the 60s

Meanwhile, At Wimbledon...

TLC Ran Out of Their Own Weirdness And Took Some from YouTube

Elon Musk Is Kind Of A Dick

This is America

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Just Get Your Own F*cking Facebook Account

Is Today's Match of Belgium vs France The Real World Cup Final?

It's Ladies Night/Year/Decade on Prestige TV

What's Your Favorite Old People Food?

Amy Adams Will Once Again Hurt You With Her Feelings

Little Things You Can Do To Make the World a Little Brighter

Your Weekly Roundup of Uplifting News

Breaking Down The 2018 World Cup Quarterfinals

Nigel Farage is Upset London is Planning to Greet Donald Trump With Giant 'Toddler Trump' Balloon

Can You Even Be an Assassin Without Meticulously Applied Dirt?

A Very Animated Pajiba 10: Because Who Says Only Real People Are Sexy?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Is My Ex F*cking With My Sanity, Or Is This Just A Coincidence?

Sometimes the Thumbnail Does the Work For You

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: O-T Fagbenle

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Terry Crews

In Most Areas of Florida, This is Appropriate For a Funeral

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Nazanin Boniadi

Questionable Fashion: Thrift Store Adventures, Shark Hoodies, And Outrageous Prices (A True Story)

I Just... I'm Not Sure I Should Be Laughing At This So Much

A Much-Needed Roundup of Uplifting News

'The Expanse' Continues Expanding

The Kinder, Gentler, Robots That Look Like Humans Show

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: When White Guilt Gets In The Way Of A Good Vacation

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Garret Dillahunt

Just the Best Damn Movie Dancing Compilation I've Seen in a Long Time

Late 20th-Century Culture is Gonna be a Blast to Explain to Future Kids

It's Not Easy Facing Up When Your Whole World is Black

Piers Morgan Tries to Embarrass Someone on Live Television, Ends Up Embarrassing His Own Stupid Self With His Stupid Mouth and Stupid Face

Eels Getting High On Cocaine Is Serious, So Stop Laughing

Tower Bulb Changing is a Job For NO NO NO DEAR GOD WHY?!

The World Cup is Awful But I Still Love It

TV Jobs: Where You've Had Three Full Careers by 35

What Are Your Favorite Pop Culture Trainwrecks?

'Drunk History' Dealing With WW2 Feels Like it Could be Exceptionally Timely

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sorry Kiddo, But Emotional Stability Is A Whole Process And It Never F*cking Ends

The 9 Stages Of a Day in the Office Without Air-conditioning

If You Like 'The Bachelor' But Wish They Did Away With All That "Compatibility" Nonsense, This is the Show For You

Longtime NFL Sideline Reporter, Ed Werder, In His Own Damning Words

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

World Cup 2018: Day Two

London Train Driver Stops His Train To Honour Victims of Grenfell Tower

This Looks a Lot More Fun Than Attempting to Manage a Jerk of a Codeine Addict

Snap Reaction To The 5-0 Extirpation Of KSA By Russia In The Opening Match Of The World Cup

The Gordon Ramsay Version of a Food Truck

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Let Us Touch You In Your Feelings

Tonight's Topic: Let's Get Aisha Tyler a Real Talk Show

Will 'Ghosted' Ghost Us All Again?

Is This America?

Comic Book Adaptations: Now With More Moody Teens

Nature's Nightmares: Snake Bites, Squid Sperm, And P*ssed Off Peacocks

The Bandwagon Guide to Going #ALLCAPS for the Stanley Cup Final

Still Want to Call This Season 'Archer: Danger Zone'

Does it Make it Weirder or Less Weird if You Think of The Robot Lady as Alexa?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: On Writing, Not Writing, Wanting To Write, And All The Places In Between

Subscription Addiction: Trunk Club

Diets and Body Image and Vigilante Justice, Oh My!

What's The Best Kind of Cheese?

FX is Swiftly Becoming the Ryan Murphy Network to Mixed Results

Ranking The Best 2018 World Cup Kits

Questionable Fashion: We Know The Dark Secret At The Heart Of Balenciaga's New Shirty-Shirts Shirts

The History of Action Park, The Real-Life Theme Park That Inspired Jackass’s ‘Action Point’

If The Phrase 'Forbidden Bacon' Sends A Shiver Down Your Spine, Thank Reddit

Badass of the Week: This Reporter Catching a Runaway Racehorse With Her Bare Hands

What Are Your Favourite Childhood Video Games?

Serena Williams Returned To The French Open To Snatch Trophies Wearing A Catsuit

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Infiltrate A Group Of Strangers... As Long As They Aren't Loud Chewers

Subscription Addiction: Graze Delivered Snacks That Pull A Vexing Bait And Switch

Stop Trying to Make Red Nose Day Happen, NBC. It's Not Going to Happen (In the US.)

'You're not getting my Louis Vuitton': Is This A Bag To (Literally) Die For?

F*ck The NFL

A British Legal Drama About a Tough Lady Lawyers and You're Already Watching, Aren't You?

Judge Rules in Favour of Parents Wishing to Evict 30-Year Old Son Who Refuses to Move Out of Family Home

If You Watch Enough 'Legion' In a Row, Do You Get Your Own Special Head-Friend To Talk You Through It?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do Not Use Facebook As A Paternity Test

English Mayor Goes Viral After Unorthodox Inauguration Photo

Men of 'The Terror', You Will be Missed. Most of You.

No! Stop! Just Stop!

If You're Not Scared of This Face, You're Not Watching the Right TV

It's Almost Supernaturally Resilient

How Video Games, Tinder, And A Samurai Sword Led To A Vicious Ambush

The Cylons, Terminators, and Hosts ALL Have Strong Feelings About This

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's the Most 'Ground Swallow Me Up' Embarrassing Moment You've Ever Had?'

Redditor Questions the Credibility of the Story of a Canadian Doctor Shot by Israeli Sniper. Doctor Shows Up in Comments

Bears Have Cleverly Disguised Themselves As Dogs, And Now We're Seriously F*cked

If This is Ending Due to All the Teasing Over The Title, Valid

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Don't Let Potato Skins & Snot Rags Ruin Your Marriage. Or Whatever.

How Would You Parent This Shitty, Spoiled Child?

'Lucifer' is Going Out in The Most Devilish Way Possible

Who's Ready to Fight for Their 19th Century OTP?

The Single Greatest Headline Ever Written

This Job Ad Makes Me Want To Punch Someone in the Throat

"It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's... a Seventh Season?"

This Palestinian Ballerina Breaking Out in a Spontaneous Dance to an Italian Street Musician is Pure Visual Poetry

Seriously, What's So Great About The Inner Solar System Anyway?

Writer Publishes Article About the Weaponisation of White Women's Tears, Receives Torrent of Abuse in Return From People Missing the Point

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What Happens When Integrity Gets In The Way Of Getting Paid?

More Like Mister Too-Good-For-This-World-Sir

Let’s Talk about that 'Jagged Little Pill' Musical Because Diablo Cody and Alanis Morissette and You Already Clicked, Didn’t You?

In the Age of NYC Neighborhood Specific Superheroes, "One 22 Year Old Learns About Wine! In a Sexy Way!" Seems Quaint

Maybe The Weird Teal Wash is To Let Us Know This is Not Reality?

5 Marvel Comics To Read While You Process Your Feelings About 'Avengers: Infinity War'

At Least One Person in This Photo Has Mostly Correct Post-Apocalyptic Hair

Man Grabs Woman's Backside. Woman is a Bodybuilder, Punches Him in the Face

Real Pilot Archer is Back, So We Don't Need Fake Pilot Archer

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Um, Your Kid's School Sounds Like A Dick ...

Canadian Restaurant Fined For Ordering Black Customers To Pay Upfront

This Season Of 'Dancing With the Stars' Will Be Uniquely Challenging for Some Dancers

Sometimes They DON'T Come Back

Questionable Fashion: They're Sneakers. But For Elves? Or Something?

The Bizarre Nature of the Golden State Killer's Arrest May Trigger Online Privacy Concerns

"Wandering a Vineyard in Leisurewear" is Definitely Pushing the "Things FBI Agents Do" Envelope Pretty Far

Fearing Autism, Anti-Vaxxers Are Now Refusing to Vaccinate Their Dogs

That Parrot Should Probably Have a Parental Advisory Warning On It

What Could Be Worse Than the 'Thank You' Tattoo Reportedly at Blow-Job Eye Level Above Alex Pettyfer's Junk?

Redditor Makes Claim About Neil Gaiman and 'American Gods,' Neil Gaiman Shows Up in the Comments to Set Him Straight

The Men From Malaga

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How Do You Get Over Being Cheated On?

If Only Someone Could Find a Way to Make the Russian Mob Interesting

This Dog Running to the Sea with a Camera Strapped to His Back is the Purest Cinematic Experience on the Internet

Guess Who's Brought Herself Back Online?

Time to Say Goodbye to Your Thursday Night Fantasy of Drinking Red Wine in a White Coat

The New Customer Dilemma: What's the Etiquette on Tipping for Take-Out Orders?

'We Want Plates': The Reddit Community Dedicated to Documenting Food Served in Ridiculous Ways Will Infuriate You

13 Seasons And No One Has Figured Out What the FBI Dress Code Is

This is Not the Only Show on Tuesday Nights!

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sleepless Kids And Dog Poop* (*Unrelated)

These Drunk Girls Trying To Get An Uber Driver To Take More Of Them Than Agreed is the Most Entitled, Privileged Bulls**t You'll See This Month

Is Supergirl Getting Blonder? Is That Part of Her Powers?

'Harry Potter' Anti-Abortion Sign Leads To One Hell Of a Tumblr Debate

This is Not an Effective Formation, You're All Just Randomly Pointing Guns

Here's What You're Missing At Coachella This Weekend, Including The Weeknd

Red Wine Infused With Cold Brew Coffee: A Serious Pajiba Investigation

BBC Under Fire For Airing Landmark Racist Speech

Joshua Henry Stars As Billy Bigelow In The Broadway Revival Of 'Carousel' Opening Tonight

Questionable Fashion: Welcome To The Future Nobody Asked For

Fictional Dysfunctional DC is Less Fun When Real DC is Even More Extravagantly Dysfunctional

What Cover Song Is Better Than The Original?

Justice For Wiebe! Over A Decade After 'The King Of Kong', Billy Mitchell Finally Stripped Of His Donkey Kong Records

*Stars in Waiting for Renewal*

Hey, Liberals, I Can't Believe This Needs Repeating But: Jeff Bezos and Robert Mueller Are Not Your F***ing Heroes

This Pop-Up Avocado Museum Sounds Like Some Serious Millennial Bullsh*t

What Song Always Gets Stuck In Your Head For Days At A Time?

Which Val Kilmer is Best Val Kilmer?

An Open Letter To Spring, Who Needs To Get It Together

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How to Respond When a Creator Attacks a Critic Online

The Many Confused Faces of Watching 'Legion'

The Biggest and Funniest Musical Flops of All Time

Trevor Noah Masterfully Exposes the Trump-Enabling Dangers of 'Objective/Both Sides Journalism'

"Getting Moved to a Worse Time Slot, It's Something That Happens to A Lot of Guys. It's Fine, Really."

Hold On To Your Butts! Universal Orlando Wants To Welcome You To Jurassic Park! (Sort Of)

And Now You Know What Matthew Macfadyen Looks Like Just Before He Makes a Move

This is the Tibetan Mastiff, the World's Most Expensive Dog, But Are We Sure It Isn't Just a Bear?

"What Do You Mean We Got a Tenth Season?"

Today in WTF: What Are 'Arm Tights'? And Also... Why?

"One Day Our Society Will Bring Forth a Hero, Who Will Introduce Diffuse Lighting and a Higher Set Budget"

Review: ‘The Last Movie’ Podcast Has A Great Concept But Terrible Execution

Look, We Can All Agree Beautiful People Have Problems Too, But ...

Don't Call it a Comeback

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Living Next To An Obnoxious A**hole ...

We Are Hiring Night and Weekend Writers

Good Giant Panda News Demands A Panda GIF Party!

"It's a Reverse 'Planet of the Apes' But Everyone is Still People" - How This Show Was Pitched

Watch What Happens When One Company That Owns Dozens of TV Stations Panics Over 'Fake News'

Gonna be Humming "Jesus Christ, Leisure Wear!" Just Based on This Photo

So Convenient When Your Monster Deformities Stop Before They Ruin Your Tits

Twitter Reacts To Jeff Sessions' Time Magazine Cover

'The Americans' Final Season Coincides With What Seems to be America's Final Season

As Mr Brightside Spends Its 200th Week In The Charts, We Ask: Which Other 2004 Hits Deserve A Comeback?

We Have Seen Hell, and it is Ernest Cline's 'Nerd Porn' Poetry

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Guns, And The Americans Who Can't Get Enough Of Them

A Whole Night of "Why, Though?"

If You Try Real Hard, You CAN Make This an AU 'Game of Thrones' Spin Off

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? YOU Decide

Some Shows are Definitely Premiering Tonight and Some Shows May Be Sneakily Premiering Tonight

I Can't Tell If This Music Video is Poignant or Exploitative

Is This The Sexiest Cast Ever Assembled For a Movie?

The Superman Show That's Not a Superman Show

'Why No WHITE PANTHER?'

"Keep Singing, Kids! This Show Cost Us Four Portable Classrooms!"

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Co-Worker Drama, From Sauerkraut To Sadness

Still Can't Tell the Difference Between Freddie Highmore Plotting to Kill People and Freddie Highmore Plotting to Save People

Black Widow's Hair Choices as Character Development

We Judge, But None of Us Would Turn Down CBS Procedural Money Either

Can Makeup Cause a Face To Veer Into the Uncanny Valley? Maybe!

Guy Goes Onto Reddit to Whine About His Professor; Professor Shows Up in the Comments to Address Complaints, Be Sarcastic

Gal Gadot Posing in a Batman Mask is Terrifying? Attractive? Terrifyingly Attractive?

When Worlds Collide: Pop Culture Crossovers We'd Like To See

John is Angry Covered in Paint in the Back of the Van

Workplace Comedies Tell Us What Professional Writers Think Other Offices Are Like

"You Have Been Selected to Argue in One of Our Most Prestigious Courts Because You Are so Young and Attractive, Obviously."

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Hardcore Parental Honesty Edition

Reddit Asks the Question: 'Africans of Reddit, What Are the Greatest Misconceptions People Have About Your Native Country?'

Mary is Still Killing People, Unclear if She is Also Eating Them

Ways to Write the New 'Bond 'Movie that Will Preserve Daniel Craig's Rapidly Disintegrating Body

In 1856 a Freed Slave Wrote a Letter to His Former Master: 'You Owe Us $11,680 for 52 Years of Unpaid Labor'

Can He Pull Off An Illusion That Makes Us Forget We've Already Seen This Show?

Shocking Racist Abuse At A British University Goes Viral On Twitter

All Sitcoms Now are Just a Mad-Libs of Previous Sitcoms

British Tabloid 'The Sun' Gets Outraged by 'Snowflake Students Misunderstanding Frankenstein'. Twitter Responds.

The CW Contemplates The Dangers of Living Like You Have No Tomorrows, Kinda

Humanity is a Plague Upon this Earth

A Night of Potential Future Presidents at the Apollo

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: The Cleanliness Conundrum, Or "So You Married A Slob..."

These Two Guys Discovering Rock and Metal Music is the Most Heartwarming, Joyful Thing You'll See Today

Liv Deserves Better Than Imagine Dragons Anyway

From Crochet Squares to Downward Dog: The Joys of Sucking at Something You Love

Five(ish) Fun Facts To Win Your Oscar Party!

Law Professor Absolutely Destroys Student Letter Protesting Her Wearing a 'Black Lives Matter' T-Shirt

Look Around At How Lucky We Are to Be Alive Right Now (For TV Purposes)

What’s The Naughtiest Thing You Did At School?

A Little Less Spree Killing, A Little More Coffee and Contemplation

Ta-Nehisi Coates Is Taking On 'Captain America' For All The Right Reasons

Saoirse Ronan is the Most Patient Woman in the World

Let's Talk Bad Movies: What Films Have You Walked Out On?

We Were All Clamoring for a Tupac and Biggie Show that Focuses on White Detectives, Right? Well, That's What USA Thinks.

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Make Friends, The Pajiba Way!

Start Taking Bets on Who Survives Pilot Season: Round 2!

What's The Embarrassing Music Your Parents Forced On You?

Don't Put Women On a Pedestal. It Doesn't Help Anyone.

Is This Pistachio-Eating Man The Most Annoying Person in the World?

Victoria Demonstrating Polite Audience Engagement, and Albert Demonstrating the Opposite

KFC Was FCKed By A Chicken Shortage... And Spun The Hell Out Of It

How Michael B. Jordan Went From Wallace in 'The Wire' to Erik Killmonger: A Visual Guide

'A Series of Unfortunate Events' Author Lemony Snicket Accused of Making 'Crass and Belittling' Comments Toward Female Colleagues

Alan McSmith is a Man Who Will Stare Down a Charging Bull Elephant With a Stick

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Watch One Man Rage Against... Priyanka Chopra?!

Leslie Jones and The Joy of Watching the Winter Olympics

Forget The Pajiba 10: This Year, It's The Pajiba 2 And It's Janelle Monáe With Tessa Thompson In 'Dirty Computer'

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Are You Sick Of Trying To Explain To People?'

Skincare Brands Have Social Media Drama Too

Facebook is a Filthy Cesspit of Fake News and Narcissistic Validation. I'm So Glad I Deleted My Account.

Time To Declare 'Lip Synch Battle' Dead. From the Highs of Zendaya and Tom Holland to... This.

A Chair At The Beach

Mikaela Shiffrin Will Fly Down the Mountain, or Off It, Depending on the Wind Tonight

Jerry Seinfeld on Diversity in Comedy: 'Who Cares? Are You Making Us Laugh Or Are You Not?'

Rate This Apology: Oxfam Is Sorry, But Can We Forgive Them?

What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard?

What if the REAL Oak Island Treasure is All the Money the History Channel Paid Us Along the Way?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Gal Gadot

Chopping Food with Your Teeth Is Not OK, and We Will Not Tolerate Any Debate on the Matter

'American Dad' or American Sports, Pick One

'The Valentine Coin': This Cryptocurrency Will Not Get You Laid

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's an Adult Problem Nobody Prepared You For?'

Really Good Actors Staring into the Middle Distance, Must be a New Alan Ball Show!

The Colour Orange Can F**k Right Off: What Are Your Small, Petty, Irrational Hatreds?

Assholes Ruin Everything

Getting Ready for Olympics Debates Like

Horrific Spider-Scorpion Found Preserved in Amber and DEAR GOD PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK

Everyone's Putting Eggs Inside Their Dogs' Mouths to Show How Gentle They Are. Some Dogs Are Better At It Than Others

'Channel Zero' Back at it Again With Pretty Creepy Pictures and Maybe a Plot This Time?

What Martin Luther King Actually Thought About Car Commercials

At Night, Tiny Spiders F*ck On Your Face: An 'Every Little Thing' Review

This Mutant Crayfish Clones Itself (And Sounds Effing Delicious)

Kendrick Lamar and SZA's 'All The Stars' Video Will Tide You Over Until 'Black Panther' Comes Out

Look At All the Happy Memories This Show is About To Ruin

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Dating Someone Your Parents Are Going To Hate...

Just As Nothing Seems to End on CBS, Nothing Ever Seems to Actually Start Either

This is About the Funniest Thing You'll See Today: What British Sports Look Like to Non-British People

5 Shows After Dark: Super Bowl Counter Programming 2018

What Movie Transformed You From A Child Into An Adult?

The Pacarana is a Huge, Super Cute Rodent (and Also That Thing You Thought Was a Showering Rat)

The 'It's Always Sunny' Cast Stretch Their Talents by Playing Other Unlikable People

#NotMyMythbusters

The Strange History Of Bad Ideas: Human-Chimp Hybrids

Chinese Family Spend 6 Months Working Out and Holy S**t!

Black Lightning Vs. The Orange Disaster

Why is Elon Musk Selling Flamethrowers?

50/50 if This is From 'The Alienist' or the Avett Brothers Documentary

Reddit Asks the Question: 'Airport Employees, What is the Strangest, Funniest, Scariest Thing That Happened At Your Airport?'

What Are Those Round Things on the Back of People's Phones?

What's The Creepiest Thing A Kid Has Said To You?

It's Time for the Awards Show That Only Gives Out About Five Awards On Stage

When Do Shows Start Doing "All-Stars" Editions of the "All-Stars" Seasons?

Do You Need A Giant Gold Baby? This One's Free

Someone Needs Another Pep Talk From Coach Taylor

How Much of a Simple-minded Moron Does it Make Me That This Video Made Me Cackle Like a Lunatic?

Damming Report Exposes an Elite 'Only Men Allowed' Charity Event in London: Black Ties, Politicians, and Harassed Hostesses in Skimpy Outfits

Just Some of Ursula K. Le Guin's Greatest Quotes

It's Ladies Night on 'Drunk History' and All Your Faves are Here

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Let's Get Apocalyptic

Comment Diversion, Monday Edition: What's Your Dream Job?

Petition to Rename the Genre Murder Mehsteries

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What is Usual in Europe But Unusual in America?'

"Tonight, We Learn if a 'Sneak Peek' Can be TV Code for 'Premiere.'"

Subscription Addiction: Hello Fresh Revisted

Look, It's a Bunch of People Acting Shocked That 'Grey's Anatomy' is Still On!

An Emotional Journey Through Five Cookies

Diet Coke Puts Lipstick On A Pig... I Mean, Launches New Flavors And Can Redesign

We May Be Reaching Peak Ryan Murphy

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What is a Very Minor Thing You Do in Secret But People Might Look At You Differently If They Found Out?'

Have You Heard the One About The Poop Knife?

The CW's New Superhero is Not a Former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and Thank TV Jebus for That

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Ex-Pat In The Age Of Trump

What the Hell is a Huntsman Spider But Even More Importantly: WHY is it?!

Any Pizza Can Be A Personal Pizza, And Other Deep Pizza Thoughts

Every Generation Leaves Behind a Legacy

Donald Trump's Supporters Tried To Arrest The Mayor Of London. It Didn't Go Too Well

Questionable Fashion: What Purpose Does That Boob-Knot Serve?

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Are Some Slang Terms a 50-Year Old Dad Can Say to His Daughter to Embarrass Her?'

Can There be Too Much Ted Danson? Probably.

The Other Time We Got To Enjoy Grizzled Mark Hamill

How We're Looking at Chris Carter Now and Forever

Man Straight Up Crushes a F**kin' Wasp Nest With His Bare Hands. I Don't Understand the World Anymore

The Last 'Major Crimes' Entry in "Pictures of People in the Same Scene Clearly Reacting to Different Things"

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So Your Wife Refuses To Shave Her Legs In The Winter...

Happy National Bird Day! Here's A Giant Eagle That Looks Like Nic Cage

Conservative Councillor Aims To Cleanse The Streets Of Homeless Before Royal Wedding

Four Judges Come Together to Promote Their Careers Under the Guise of Mentorship, Again

The Latest Health Food Craze: Just What The Hell Is 'Raw Water' And How Stupid Do You Have To Be To Buy It?

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Were You Told to Keep Secret About a Company You Worked For, But Now You Don't Work There Anymore, So F**k Those Guys'?

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

Even Mulder is Getting Suspicious of That Wig, But Mulder is Suspicious of Everything

Modern Day Inquisition or Fun TV Game Show? Who Can Tell!

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do You Smell What I Smell?

New Zealanders Build Island to Avoid Alcohol Ban

The Best GIFs of the Year

Pee-Trees And Used Cheeseburgers: The Greatest Gifts I've Ever Received

We Get It: Alt-Right Wingnuts Blame Women For Ruining Everything (Movie Edition)

Reconstruction of a Skull Found at Stonehenge is Basically Jim Carrey

A Nice, Mellow Night of Christmas Carols Seems Like a Good Idea Right Now

When Santa Brings The Wrong Version of the Toy You Asked For

Some of the Best Names Found Posting Pro-Repeal Comments on FCC Website. Including: Barack Obama

Who's Gonna Get #NotMyRalphie Going?

Witness the Blasted Hellscape That is the 'Nice Guy'

A Holiday Open Letter to Ellen Griswold: The Season's Most Tragic Figure

Seedless Cocktail Avocados: Let's Blame Millennials Or Brunch Or Something

Meet MonPère, The Murder Pillow For On-The-Go Travelers

A Bot Was Fed All 'Harry Potter' Books and Asked to Come Up With a Chapter and the Result Might be the Greatest Novel Ever Written

How Do Real Librarians Feel About 'The Librarians'?

How Long Has This Stain Been On My Shirt? An Exploration

Parents Need to Start Enforcing the Naughty List On Christmas. Here's How

Gilbert Gottfried and Three Dudes from a Casting Call for a "Beer Snob" Get in The Cash Cab...

Review: 'Sweeney Todd' Performed In A Pie Shop Is Twisted And Brilliant

"Oh, You Got Us a New Timeslot. Again. Great."

Place Your Bets on the Total Pineapple Count in the Comments

Dear Everyone: Workplace Boundaries are Not That Difficult Even When You Work With Naked People

It's Even Better if You Imagine This As the Later Days of Detective Elliot Stabler

A Time-Saving 'Hamilton' Rendition For Our Busy Lives

DC Show on The CW or a New, Irritating Bud Light Commercial?

Pajiba's Guide to Cool Sh*t to Buy For Your Friends and Family This Holiday Season

Anti-Gift Guide: Please Never Buy This Horrible, Baffling Thing For Anyone. Not Even Yourself.

Pictured: Either the Start of a Great Story or The Start of a Panic Attack

We Replicated Donald Trump's Order at McDonalds; It Did Not Go Well

It's OK to Be White, But We Can Stop Being F**king A**holes About It

Scientists Finally See Sense And Decide That Glitter Is Evil, Should Be Banned

Larry David is Here to Stave Off Holiday Overload for One More Week

60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part II

60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part I

Mysterious Fart Disrupts City Council Meeting

Some Important Cancellation News

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Nothing But Respect for MY Elf on the Shelf/Stage

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I Watched 'The Great British Bake Off' For the First Time and Dear God, People...

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No One Wears a Bow-Tie Like Walton Goggins. No One.

Why All Content Creators Should Be Worried About Florida's Supreme Court

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Behind The Dead You'll Find a Lot of Red Corn Syrup

Woman Provides Perfect Analogy for Why Women Don't Like to Be Hit on in Public

Serious Question: Is This Outfit Hot Or Not?

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I WANT IT! Lego Will Release 'Women of NASA' Set On November 1st

If Your Own Family Photos Are Fraught Enough For You, Try Ones Written to be Horribly Sad!

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Who's Up For A Friendly, Consensual Internet Group Hug?

So Shines a Favorite Show in a Weary World

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R.O.U.S. ALERT: Giant Tree-Dwelling Rats Are Totally A Thing

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New Game This Season: Is this Freddie Highmore From 'Bates Hotel' or 'The Good Doctor'?

Who's Ready for Michelle Yeoh's Captain Georgiou Catchphrase?

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The Terrible Truth Behind Sydney's Murderous Scorned Women

Got A Reputation Problem? The 'Teflon White People' PR Agency Is Here To Help!

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The Year of the Ensemble Murder Drama Starring Nicole Kidman

A Small Dose of Justice for Brock Turner, Rapist

Ahhh, the Annual Migration of the Bachelors and Bachelorettes. Such a Wonderful Natural Phenomena.

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When Your Fun Nostalgia Game Show Looks Like a Terrifying David Lynch Fever Dream, You've Done Something Wrong

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Genderswapped King Arthur Rebooted IRL

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Finally, Honest Trailers Tackles 'Face/Off'

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Are You Actually Enjoying 'Preacher' or Just Ruth Negga?

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Leah Remini Returns to TV to Make Concerned Faces at Former Scientologists

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Movies Making A Real Difference: 'Hidden Figures' Inspires New STEM Exchange Program

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BREAKING: That Big Fancy Gala We're Never Invited To Will Probably Definitely Rip Off 'The Young Pope' Next Year

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This Curious Mens Undergarment: Stupid? Or Sexy?

Finally, 'Ray Donovan' Returns to TV and Emmy Voters Can Start Pencilling in Their Ballots

The Modern Philosophy of Aziz Ansari

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The Entire Hook For This is "Jessical Biel Stabs a Dude" and It Totally Works

#MakeMineMilkshake: When Marvel & DC Both Agree You're Being An A**hole, You're Probably Being An A**hole

"Dance Off" is Not an Acceptable Means of Settling Tax Fraud Cases, Apparently

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Anthony Scaramucci's Real Sin? Being An 'Entourage' Apologist

What Discovery Channel is Baiting You With to Get You to Watch the Same Hour of Shark Footage Again

"These Majestic, Bloodthirsty, Vital, Dangerous, Fascinating Killing Machines That We Must Protect"

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'A Bear Doesn't Care': Jeff Bridges & Yellowstone Want You To Carry Some F*cking Bear Spray. Seriously.

You Know It's a Serious TV Show Because the Glamorous Leading Lady Has a Terrible Haircut

Competitive Tag is Your New Favorite Sport (No, Seriously, This Stuff is Insane)

James Cromwell Arrested During SeaWorld Protest, Doesn't Realize Pajiba 10 Voting Is Over For The Year

There Are Multiple Scientific Reasons This Image is Infuriating, List Your Favorite Below

'Arrested Rebellion': Nerdist Presents The Crossover You're Looking For

As Though Anything Could Threaten The Rock's Good Mood

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What Spike TV's 'The Mist' Shares with 'Game of Thrones'

Finally, A Resolution For The World's Strangest Sexual Assault Case

Who Knew USA Dramas Could Produce Ceremonial Heads of State, Probably

Dear Science, Please Stop Trying to Ruin 'Jurassic Park'

If You Go To The Movies, Leave Your Dogs At Home... AND NOT IN YOUR HOT-ASS CAR, YOU PIECE OF SH*T

"I'm the Shooter" "No, I'M the Shooter" "What If, We're ALL the Shooter?"

Breastfeeding, Stealthing And Acid: How's Your Feminist Rage Today?

Check Out the Photos for this Beautiful Home ... OHMYGOD NOPE NOPE NOPE

Welcome To The New Nightmare Of Contact Lens Wearers

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We are Here Tonight to Welcome Back 'Game of Thrones', Obviously

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Lara Croft and Nathan Drake Have Teamed up for Wacky Fun, is Absolutely How This Was Pitched

This Week In ‘Seriously, F*ck That Guy’: Pro-Rape Politicians, Transphobic Celebrities, and Fancy Meats

How Long Before They Start Selling Space on Suits? Peyton Could Accept Rocking a Papa Johns Apron.

The Weird, Wonderful Work of Jon Bois, Internet Artist

This Vegan Joint Went Viral Because Of A Baby's Anus

Can We All Agree That Haircut is Definitely Ruined?

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Looks Like the Animals Destroyed Laundry Detergent but Left Us Hair Styling Products

Sweden To Hold 'Women Only' Music Festival. Good.

Before Crack Was Wack and it Was Just... Crack

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I Got a Backstreet Boys Song Stuck in my Head This Morning. God Help Me.

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This True Story Is Why Horror Movies Get Sequels

She May Not be a Preacher, But I'm Feeling Worshipful

The Illinois Bishop and His Catechism of Hate

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Are You Going to Disappoint That Wonderful Hair?

There Are Probably People Who Had Worse Luck with a Law Degree, But Not Many

A God is Never Late. Nor is She Early. She Arrives Precisely When She Means To.

How Much Do You Trust The Big Data Camera In Your House? [With Polls]

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One Thing is for Certain, Lady Kingpins Like White Suits

The Woman Who Texted Her Boyfriend to Kill Himself is Pure Evil

And There is Simply Too Much News, That's All. Just Cut a Bit And It Will be Perfect.

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It's Not Right to Judge People by Their Looks, But in These Cases We'll Make an Exception: Just Some Weirdass-Looking Politicians

Fox Trying to Claw Back Your Attention from Cable and Streaming Shows

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When Low-Level Scammers Meet Real Criminals

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Kevin Smith Fondly Remembers ‘Clerks’ Star Lisa Spoonauer, Who Has Passed Away

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New Universal Monster Movies Has An Actual Monster Playing 'The Invisible Man'

It's Too Late to Go Rescue Sterling K. Brown, But Don't You Want To?

These Jeans Are Trolling Us, Right? RIGHT!?

Twitter is Having a Lot of Fun with Donald Trump and an Evil-Looking Orb

Is It Possible to Spoil a Show That's Mostly Atmosphere? The Internet Will Find Out!

What The F**k Are Fidget Spinners And Do They Mean That I'm Now An Old?

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Today We Fall On Black Days: Chris Cornell, 1964-2017

It Feels Extra Petty to Air the Premiere of 'Downward Dog' Before 'Fargo'

Through the Wormhole and Straight Into Your Face

Jane is Wonderful, But That Baby is Terrible at Taking Direction

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Once Upon a Time All the Characters Decided the Story Was Over and ABC Said "Nah"

Cellino and Barnes Are Breaking Up Because Nothing Lasts Forever

Those Weird Nerds Who Like Comic Book Movies and Star Wars, Like Everyone

A 10-Year-Old Girl Fought Off An 8-Foot Gator

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The Mystery Of The Upstairs Tenant Is Solved, Less Scary Than We Hoped

Once Upon a Time, a Puppy Failed to Chase a Squirrel

Frankly, Why Was a Show With This Cast Way Off on WGN to Begin With?

Reddit Asks The Question: 'What's The Most Useless 'Star Wars' Fact You Know?'

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Hunt A Killer Brings True Crime Right to Your Doorstep

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Jared Leto's Voice is Not a Thing

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What The Hell Is Going On With This House?

Kevin Sr.'s John the Baptist Impression Needs Some Work

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F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Famous Trios Edition

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"Do You Like Downton Abbey? Well This is the Exact Opposite of That!"

Reddit Asks The Question: 'What's the Weirdest Thing a Complete Stranger Has Said To You?'

Guess That Particular Set of Skills Doesn't Include Keeping Your Cover

Another Helping of Feel-Good Television For Your Springtime Viewing!

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This is Not the Face of the Brains of the Operation

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Of COURSE Unicorns Are The New Big Thing

Jonathan Demme, Director of 'Silence of the Lambs,' Has Passed Away

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"This is Definitely Moving Towards a Happy Ending for Me. Definitely."

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THIS Show Fu.... You Know How it Goes

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There is No Such Thing as Too Much Carrie Coon

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Jack Bauer Would've Tortured His Way to Better Ratings if He Had To or Was Given an Excuse To

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The NYPost Takes the Week's Prize for Worst Troll Job

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Apparently, London and the Wild West Had Much in Common in the Late 1800s

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Honestly, What Will It Take For United Airlines To Fix Itself At This Point?

If You Thought Chris Hardwick Was Too Contained on "Talking Dead" I Have Great News.

That's a Guy Whose Work Problems Are Out of This World!

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Bet He's Thinking That He Should've Put Away More Money for Tattoo Removal

What's Your Worst Movie Theatre Experience?

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If You Didn't Like Iron Fist, AMC Would Like to Talk

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Suspect in Jewish Bomb Threats Is a F**king Teenager

It's Your Typical Good News, Bad News Situation

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Nothing Good Ever Comes of Robots That Look Like People. Nothing.

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HBO's Sunday Night of Less Than Sympathetic Main Characters

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After So Long of Not Working, These Guys Are Retiring

DAY 3: Lord Castleton and Dustin Take a Trip Across America (In a Blizzard)

There's a Sanctuary Where You Can Have a Sleepover with Sloths and You've Already Stopped Reading This

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Finally, Britain Unites -- To Criticise DI Alec Hardy’s Tea-Making Skills

Here, Have Some Runaway Snow Ponies

Researchers Now Know Why Women in Yogurt Commercials Get Excited About Yogurt

Adorable Children Make the Creepiest Adults

There’s No Way This Noise-Cancelling Mouthpiece Doesn’t Get Used For Public Phone Sex

Has ABC Stumbled Into the Most Politically Relevant Show of 2017?

More 'Lipstick' and Men's Underwear for Growers, Not Showers

Strange Bedfellows: The New Party Game Sure To Inspire Boners And Bummers

Host of Tropical Island Survival Shows Looks Like a Great Job

FMK: Michael Shannon, Michael Sheen, Michael K. Williams

Percy Bysshe Shelley: The Revolutionary Poet We All Need Right Now

A Movie Theater Chain Has Found a Novel Way to Destroy the Moviegoing Experience

Are You Afraid of Americans? Or Just Afraid of that Wallpaper?

Scientists: 'We Want Robots Covered in Human Skin!' The World: 'Go Home, You're Drunk'

Those Women Must Have Been Actors to Start Actively Applauding This Dude on First Sight

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Sunday Night's Alright for Fighting

Your Dick Is Dumb, So Let The Brits Help

Teenagers and Cat-Ear Headbands: A Timeless Love Story

Girlie Glue: When You Want to Turn Your Baby into Mrs. Potato Head

Denny's Captures The Country's Bleak Political Mood in Brilliant Twitter Ad

We Will All Need Large Fruity Drinks Tonight

LEGO Is Making A Women Of NASA Minifig Set And It's Adorable

'When We Rise' Brings Michael K. Williams Back to Your TV Screens

Briefly, on Denzel vs. Affleck at the Oscars

The Internet Has Lost One Of Its Most Distinctive Voices

In Case You're Not Into Hollywood Patting Itself on the Back

Bill Paxton Dead at 61

TGIT: The Best Place to See Oscar-Nominated Actresses Over 40

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Please Enjoy This Haunting Melody Which Is Also A Unicorn

"Whatcha Thinkin' Bout?" "Oh, Just How to Make You Ugly Cry Tonight.

Looks Like Someone Forgot Her Umbrella-ella-ella

The Dictionary’s Guide to Trump

That Look When You're the Lead on a CBS Streaming-Only Series

A Eulogy for Monopoly's Worst Game Piece

Fun Story: According To U.S. Tariff Codes, The X-Men Aren't Human

When You Can Feel Yourself Getting Dragged Back Into Nonsense

We Received a Press Release for Kid-Friendly Ecstasy for Children and I Need to Talk About It

"It Always Seems Impossible Until it's Done."

Dr. Saroyan is Looking Forward to Getting Out of Those Restrictive Autopsy Suits

Who Is Responsible For This 'Violets Are Blue' Fake News Bulls**t?

Models Who Should Get To Do Nude Playboy Photoshoots Now That Playboy Wants Nudes Again

Those Sunglasses Should Get a Supporting Credit

Guess Who's Back Just in Time for Valentine's Day?

Question: Are You An Alpha Woman Who Is Unable to Love?

If You Truly Love Something, Drink it By the Gallon

That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things,' Plus a Fat Suit

Leopard Print is Always a Good Look. Always.

Jane the Virgin - OMG! Spoilers Spoilers SO Many Spoilers

Good That Richard Splett Has a Backup Plan, Now that 'Veep' is a Documentary.

Jimmy Olsen Heard You Had a Bad Night Last Night and Wants to Help

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Viola Davis Sees Your Poor Attempt at Addressing Race Relations, CBS

Actual, Liveable Self-Care Tips for this Bonkers Bullsh*t Time

"Real Leaders Must be Ready to Sacrifice All for the Freedom of the People."

If a Teen Wolf Did Hibernate, Would It Look Any Different Than Standard Teen Sleeping Habits?

He's Got a Passion in His Robes And He Ain't Afraid to Show It

To Salma Hayek, Shirley MacLaine, Cat Cora and Anyone Shouting Down Jessica Williams and Other Women? Just. F*cking. Listen

Quick Reminder: This Is Why We Should All Be 100% In Favor of Punching Nazis

Those Sails Are, At Best, Off-White

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Those Are Some Awfully Well-Bathed 17th Century Witches There

An Alt-Nazi at a Milo Yiannopoulos Event Shot an Anti-Trump Protestor And ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Apparently

Unpopular Opinion: Dating Your Distant Cousin Is Fine

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Study Asserts Higher Minimum Wage Could Be a Form of Birth Control for Teenage Girls

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'Fast and Furious' Star Paul Walker Dead at 40

5 Shows After Dark: Such a Majestic Creature. Let's Shove Bread Up Its Butt.

"What's Your Excuse?" Mom Got Her Toned Ass Banned From Facebook

Beastie Boys 1, Adorable Little Girls 0

Tap In To Your Inner Princess And Listen To The Soundtrack From Disney's 'Frozen'

5 Shows After Dark: All of This Just Screams "Bad Idea"

4 Indictments In The Steubenville Case Prove Justice Isn't Entirely Blind

5 Shows After Dark: These People Should Not Be Policing Anything

UPDATED: Christ, There's No Winning This One. The Beastie Boys Go To Battle With GoldieBlox Over The Song 'Girls.'

5 Shows After Dark: BRADY SMASH!

5 Shows After Dark: Huh, Persuasive Argument, Show

Sarah Silverman Made a Bad Career Move by Attempting to be Funny While in Possession of a Vagina

5 Shows After Dark: You Think Mariska Hargitay Keeps Track of How Many Guns Have Been Pointed at Her Head?

5 Shows After Dark: I Love Natalie Dormer Too, Which is Why I'm Concerned at Her Contortions Here

5 Shows After Dark: Whatever Else the Future is, It's Very Blue

5 Shows After Dark: I Have Seen the Future, and It Is Migraine-Inducing

5 Shows After Dark: And There Was Much Rejoicing

McConaughey, Lovable, Affable Nutjob, Has, I Sh*t You Not, Started Writing Rap Songs

Wait, I Thought He'd Gone Wrestling: Andy Kaufman Might Be Alive After All

'Dateable Girls Know How to Shut Up': Life Lessons from Lookadouche

5 Shows After Dark: If Your Love is Burning, Please See a Doctor

Hold On To Your Suspenders, George RR Martin Calls Fan Fiction "Lazy"

Can We Talk? Twitter Has Grown Weary Edition

5 Shows After Dark: As Soon As I Saw This, I Knew I'd Put it Here

Angelina Jolie's Leather Clad 'Maleficent' Poster Will Give You The Big Bad Tingles

5 Shows After Dark: At Least Wigs Have Improved Since the Revolution

5 Shows After Dark: Beating a Dead Presidential Horse

5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss the Show's Commitment to Realistic Portrayals of High Schoolers

Ron Burgundy Unlocks The Glass Cage Of Emotion For This Excerpt From His Memoir

5 Shows After Dark: This Guy Looks Like a Cosplay of Himself

Hate To Break It To You, Hiddleston, 'Thor' Has A New Cutest Character

Russell Brand, Booky Wook Author and Shagger of the Year, Continues To Water the Seed of Revolution

You Thought The Non-White Spider-Man Kicked Up The Racists? Wait Until They Meet The New Muslim Ms. Marvel.

5 Shows After Dark: We Could All Use Some Coaching Sometimes

Kitty's Got Claws: Colbert Creates A Fake Twitter Hype Machine For Fox News

5 Shows After Dark: Come for the Cheekbones, Stay for the Story. And Also the Cheekbones.

New Hobbit Posters Or Pantene Commercial? You Decide.

5 Shows After Dark: Wait, There's Wine? No One Told Me There Was Wine.

Neil Patrick Harris, That Unrelenting Monster, Wins Halloween For A Second Time This Year

5 Shows After Dark: It's Like She Knows Something Terrible is Coming Her Way

John Stossel And His Douchtache Think Women Should Pay More For Healthcare Because "Maybe They're Hypochondriacs"

This Little Girl Dressed As All Eleven Doctors Will Make Your Heart Bigger On The Inside

5 Shows After Dark: "These Are Just My Tuesday Face Jewels, Saturday's Are Really Elaborate"

5 Shows After Dark: If "Their" Country Requires Hazmat Suits, They Can Have It

5 Shows After Dark: There's a Whole Lot of Scary Happening Here, Seems Like

Last Pages Of The 'Breaking Bad' Finale Script Reveal What Happened To Jesse Pinkman

Marilyn Manson Was A Hot Sticky Mess On 'Talking Dead' Last Night

5 Shows After Dark: Now I Just Feel Bad for Louisiana

5 Shows After Dark: Even He Looks Pretty Disappointed With All This

The Officer Who Famously Pepper Sprayed A Group Of Students Was Awarded $38,000 In Emotional Damages

5 Shows After Dark: At Least Someone Finally Found a Light-Switch in That Lab

Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO

Cumberbatch's Motion Capture Contortions Are The Best Thing To Come Out Of 'The Hobbit'

Give Up Now, Amputee Josh Sundquist Just Won Halloween...Again

5 Shows After Dark: More Pretty People Pretending to be Teenagers. Mysterious Teenagers.

Dust Off Your Old Netflix Rage, Amazon Jacks Up The Minimum Purchase To Qualify For Free Shipping

Is This The Most Potently Adorable New Couple On Television?

If You Have Sex with a Feminist, You Are Killing the Middle Class, Says Terrible, Terrible Person

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Going to Download that Modem Sound to Complete the Culture Immersion

Some Drunk Lady Vomited All Over Ryan Reynolds. I'm Sure It Had Nothing To Do With 'R.I.P.D.'

5 Shows After Dark: I'm No Master At the Stuff, But I Think I See The Problem

Yup, You're Old: Both Topanga And Rider Strong Are Getting Married This Weekend

5 Shows After Dark: They Really Should Just Call it 'Pretty People in Costumes'

Aw, Man, Do I Have To Feel Sorry For Him Now? Michael Bay Punched In The Face By Strangers.

5 Shows After Dark: You Otter Know… About This Documentary

5 Shows After Dark: On The Other Hand, It Is Great If You're Having Sleep Problems

Donald Glover's Reasons For Leaving 'Community' Are Actually Kind Of Troubling

Michael Fassbender Is Too Busy Manfully Straddling Cars To Worry About Campaigning For The Oscars

World's Dumbest Pirate King Caught by Being Offered Job on Movie

In Defense Of Grown-Ass People Reading Young Adult Novels

5 Shows After Dark: I Covet That "Writer" Vest

Is This Anthony Hopkins 'Breaking Bad' Fan Letter Real? Does It Even Matter?!

5 Shows After Dark: And His Wasted Heart Will Love You Until The Walkers Get To You

5 Shows After Dark: Fox Gives Teens Their First Dose of Weltschmerz

Holy Bowie's Package, This Family's Labyrinth Costume Officially Wins Halloween

5 Shows After Dark: Laissez Les Mauvais Temps Rouler

Colin Firth Was Originally Supposed To Be Naked In 'Pride And Prejudice?' That's The Sound Of A Million VCRs Overheating.

5 Shows After Dark: Porque No Los Dos?

How a Former 'Jeopardy' Champion Was Instrumental in the Creation of This Site

Georgia Tech Fraternity Offers Helpful Advice on How to 'Lure Rapebait,' Be Horrible People

Amy Poehler's Adorable Essay On Her First Summer Job Will Give You Nostalgia Pangs

And With One Accidental, Crass Gesture, ABC Makes You Regret Giving Up On 'Once Upon A Time'

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Getting the Visual Equivalent of a Sugar Rush From These Two

5 Shows After Dark: "Yay! We're Jumping!" Is All I Think When I See Photos Like This.

The 'Breaking Bad' Dead Pool Results

5 Shows After Dark: If You're Not Doing This While You Watch, You're Wrong

Dirty Elizabethan Puns And Adorable Behind-The-Scenes Photos Make Joss Whedon's 'Much Ado About Nothing' Book A Must Have

5 Shows After Dark: Over/Under On Chair Jokes for the First Episode?

Mia Farrow and Family Discuss Woody Allen Devastation. Media Expectedly Misses Point.

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Deep Into Mourning for Beach Weather, Can You Tell?

What If We Didn't Make It Us Vs. Them? Conservatives Speak Out Against The Idiotic Government Shutdown.

5 Shows After Dark: Please Tell Me He Calls Someone "Sweetheart"

This Is Worse Than When They Offed Beth March: Helen Fielding Murders Mr. Darcy

5 Shows After Dark: Like Any of You Are Watching Anything Else

Chuck Lorre's Abandoned Emmy Speech Might Make You Hate Him And His Mid-Level Pablum A Little Less

The Heart-Squishiest Moment From Last Night's 'Parenthood'

5 Shows After Dark: Yay, TV is Finally Coming Back For Real!

Batsh*t Or Brilliant? A Woman Decides To Make Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches In The Desperate Hope He'll Propose To Her

5 Shows After Dark: McHale and Guinness, What Else Could You Ask For?

5 Shows After Dark: Are We Sure This is Whedon? I Don't See An Emotionally Damaged Teenage Girl with Magic Powers Anywhere.

5 Shows After Dark: "F&%cking Finally"

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Was Once a Compelling Image

Damon Lindelof Reveals That 'Lost' Was Originally Pitched As A "Primitive Melrose Place"

'The Counselor' Has Made Cellophane Monsters Out Of Its Leading Ladies. The Patriarchy Is Alive And Well And Living In Los Angeles.

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, James Lipton, How'd You Get So Droll?

Can We Take A Second To Talk About Our Kick-Ass New Pope?

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Already Excited About Whatever's Happening Here

Hold On To Your Horn-Rims, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has Discovered Vines

5 Shows After Dark: This Man Needs a Serious Facial Hair Intervention

5 Shows After Dark: Sheriff Mills's Expression Here is Probably the Best Thing About This Show

5 Shows After Dark: I Woulda Done It Too

Here's a Little Something That'll Take the Edge off Your Friday Faster Than a Whiskey Shot

Men Force Kisses On Women ... Fer Fun, Guys!

5 Shows After Dark: Let's All Drink a Mojito In Tribute

5 Shows After Dark: This Photo Just Gave Me a Small Pop Culture Stroke

5 Shows After Dark: Why Can't This Man Take Roles That Let Him Smile More?

These "How The Lannisters Spent Their Summer Vacation" Photos Will Make You Wish Winter Would Come Already

5 Shows After Dark: I Guess if He's RG3sus, the Rest of Them Are Pigskinpostles?

Tiny, Pink-Clad Badasses Of The World, Rejoice, Major Toy Stores To Do Away With The "Boys" And "Girls" Sections

Sir Ian McKellan Weds Patrick Stewart To His Lady. Your Nergasm Will Live In Infamy.

5 Shows After Dark: HBO Gets Funny Looking Again. More So'n Most People Even.

A Confederacy Of Douches: The Problem With The Cult Of Catcher

Katee Sackhoff Fondling A Dalek Is Cute, But Katee Sackhoff Dressed As Tyler Durden Will Ruin Your Goddamn Day

5 Shows After Dark: New Offensive Tactic: Handoff to Ray Rice, and Then Throw Him Into the Endzone

You Thought The Zardoz Look Was Sexy? Wait Until You See Sean Connery's Mr. Universe Photo From 1950.

5 Shows After Dark: The Term "Frenemies" Seems Strangely Applicable Here

Alicia Silverstone Was Like, Totally, Almost The Lead In "My So-Called Life"

5 Shows After Dark: I Have No Idea if This Show is Good, I Just Like Listening to Idris Elba

Heisenberg Say React: Three Ways Hank and Marie Reacting to Things is the New Angry Hitler Meme?

Which Netflix Original Series Is the Best So Far?

The Place Where "Parks And Recreation" And "Orphan Black" Meet? That's Where Your Heart Explodes.

5 Shows After Dark: This is a Thing That is Happening on Your TV Tonight

5 Shows After Dark: Awwww, They're Expecting!

5 Shows After Dark: Not Only is This a Job, It Should Come with Hazard Pay

Elmore Leonard Dead at 87

Maine's Governor Says President Obama "Hates White People," Continues To Be The Country's Worst Governor

5 Shows After Dark: This is the Closest I'll Get to Subliminal Messaging

Find Out When Your Hooha (or Lance of Love) Got Its Name

5 Shows After Dark: And People Say There's No Market for Quality Entertainment in the US

Simon Pegg Teases A Role In A Marvel Movie. Internet Loses Its Blob.

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Gonna 'Nope' On Outta Here

5 Shows After Dark: Possible the Best Parent on Reality TV. Not That There Was a High Bar.

Donal Logue Talks About Resurrecting "Terriers." But Is That A Good Idea?

5 Shows After Dark: Not Often the End of a Career is So Clearly Captured

Judge Declares That Paula Deen Is Not A Racist, The Rest Of Us, Uh, Disagree

5 Shows After Dark: This is a Huge Missed Opportunity to Put Jamie in a Pork-Pie Hat

5 Shows After Dark: Something Something Knocks Something Heisenberg. Am I Doing it Right?

5 Shows After Dark: Who Doesn't Want More of This On Their TV?

Ack! Beyonce Forgets The First Rule Of Hair Maintenance: You Never Go Full Felicity

5 Shows After Dark: How Long Did it Take Him To Develop that Scruff? Months?

5 Shows After Dark: It's the Ciiiiirrrrrrclllleeee of Liiiiiiiiiiffffeeeeee!

5 Shows After Dark: We Won't Even Discuss the Hair

5 Shows After Dark: Snuffy the Seal Never Stood a Chance

The Fantastically Fabulous Film Females We Miss Ever So Much

5 Shows After Dark: I Refuse To Believe This is a Real Person

5 Shows After Dark: Now I Want to Hear Morgan Freeman Say "You Mad, Bro?"

5 Shows After Dark: Swoopes Is the Most Perfect Surname for a Basketball Player, Ever.

5 Shows After Dark: How Do I Hair?

5 Shows After Dark: Wait, Did "Without a Trace" Come Back Somehow?

5 Shows After Dark: Don't You Love a Farce?

An Open Letter to Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover re: His Decision to Graduate Early from "Community" College

5 Shows After Dark: This Picture is So '90s It Just Stole My Spice Girls CD and Dr Pepper Lip Smackers

5 Shows After Dark: The Internet is Dumb Enough to Keep These Guys in Business Forever

5 Shows After Dark: Look at Him, Ninjaing All Over that Rockwall

Dennis Farina Dead at 69

Aaron Sorkin Continues To Work Out His Issues With Ex-Girlfriends Through His Show

5 Shows After Dark: This Show is Why I'm Broken. God, I Love It.

The Night Michael Showalter Fell in Love With Me

5 Shows After Dark: Can't We Just Give These Two a Talk Show or Something?

5 Shows After Dark: That Jacket, Though, is Pure Genius.

5 Shows After Dark: Family. Duty. Honor. Suits.

5 Shows After Dark: Note to Self - Stay Away from This Woman

A Discussion of Proper Phone Etiquette During A Movie Screening

5 Shows After Dark: If There's One Thing Missing in Media, It's the Opinions of Old White Dudes

5 Shows After Dark: I Hope You Have Your Favorite Intoxicant Handy

5 Shows After Dark: If Only All Cross-Border Politics Could Be So Attractive

Oh Well That's Perfect Actually, Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Join The Slack-Jawed Yokels Of "Fox & Friends"

5 Shows After Dark: Is Making a Drinking Game for This Too Meta?

Your Pajiba 10 Wildcard Entry

5 Shows After Dark: I Wouldn't Follow This Guy to the Corner Store

5 Shows After Dark: Pure Anglophile Bait.

These Bananas Disney Concept Sketches Show That In A Different World, Angelina Jolie Could Be Wearing Antennae

5 Shows After Dark: I Blame Portland For This, Because Why Not?

5 Shows After Dark: Bring It On Was 13 Years Ago, In Case You Didn't Remember

5 Shows After Dark: There's a Lesson Here About Situations Involving Blindfolds, Cameras, and Reality Show Hosts

5 Shows After Dark: How Badly Does Schreiber Want Voight's Hand Off His Shoulder?

5 Shows After Dark: Any Reason For More Ellen is a Good Reason

5 Shows After Dark: If I Had Recycled This Picture From a Previous Season, How Many of You Would Notice?

Meet The Real-Life Leslie Knope Who Fought The Good Fight And Lost Tonight

5 Shows After Dark: She Wears Falafel Well, But She Can't Dance for Beans

5 Shows After Dark: Yup. Sure is a Giant, Mysterious Dome, Isn't It?

Gary David Goldberg Dead at 68

The Best Twitter Reactions To Nik Wallenda's "SkyWire" Walk Across The Grand Canyon

5 Shows After Dark: Slightly More Promising Than Other New Crime Dramas

5 Shows After Dark: The More Clothes They Lose, The Better They Play

Why Does Eating Ice Cream Make You Thirsty?

5 Shows After Dark: Breckin Meyer's Apple Box Budget Must be Out of Control

5 Shows After Dark: A Disturbing Glimpse Into the Evil Miami Heat Locker Room

5 Shows After Dark: And Don't Even Think of Mentioning Her "Dress Size"

5 Shows After Dark: Vampires? What Vampires?

5 Shows After Dark: But Why Is He Hosting a Reality Show? Is It a Joke?

5 Shows After Dark: These Are Their "Very Serious Ghost Hunting" Faces

5 Shows After Dark: This Man is Why I Need Xanax in the Spring

5 Shows After Dark: Crime Dramas Are Getting Prettier Every Year

5 Shows After Dark: That's Not For the Tonys, That's Just How NPH Gets Around

Joss Whedon And The Much Ado About Nothing Cast Talk About Stressing The Human Not The Hymen

5 Shows After Dark: The Only New Cop Drama Premiering Tonight!

5 Shows After Dark: He Finds Your Rage Adorable.

5 Shows After Dark: New Ways to Embarrass Yourself on TV! Excellent!

5 Shows After Dark: Points for the Effort, ABC Family. Let's See You Stick the Landing.

5 Shows After Dark: MINIONS! To the Cocoon!

5 Shows After Dark: You Can Be Frustrated at Jaden Smith All Over Again!

5 Shows After Dark: There's a Redneck Joke Here, Probably. I Refuse to Make It.

5 Shows After Dark: I Watch TV to Relax, Not Feel Sympathetic Shame and Embarrassment

5 Shows After Dark: It is WEIRD How Different She Looks Without the Snaggle-Tooth

5 Shows After Dark: At Least They're Up-Front About the Crazy

5 Shows After Dark: Mr.Ramsay, This is One Time I Want You To Bring the Fire. All Of It.

5 Shows After Dark: Shipping Yards Are Always Bad News

5 Shows After Dark: Maybe This Time It Stands For "The Big CRY"

5 Shows After Dark: Going Into His Fourth Decade of Out-Crazying Everyone Else

5 Shows After Dark: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!

5 Shows After Dark: What's Not To Like About a Consistent Paycheck?

5 Shows After Dark: Who Wants to Play 'Doctor'?

5 Shows After Dark: "I Seriously Doubt All of This is Relevant, Dad"

Baz Luhrmann Tries (And Fails) To Defend The Indefensible Flaw In His Adaptation Of The Great Gatsby

5 Shows After Dark: I Do Hope I'm This Perky at 70

Bless Your Heart: The Drollest Local TV Commercial Series Of All Time

5 Shows After Dark: I Tend to Snack When I'm Bored, Too

Shelley Long: A Celebration

5 Shows After Dark: What Summer Tastes Like

5 Shows After Dark: Women in Their Late 20s Are Here to Take Over TV

In Memoriam: A Visual Tribute To Special Effects Pioneer Ray Harryhausen

5 Shows After Dark: More Neurotic Puppets for Emotionally Stunted Adults

If The Empire Strikes Back is No Longer Topical, Get Off of My Lawn

5 Shows After Dark: No Other Man on TV Wears a Three Piece Suit that Carelessly

5 Shows After Dark: And So the Long Summer Television Wasteland Begins

Let's Have a High School Dance Party

5 Shows After Dark: Extra Nerdy Edition

5 Shows After Dark: Don't Worry, Guys, Sudden Time Shifts Are Scary

5 Shows After Dark: The Best Looking Cast on Television Just Got Better

5 Shows After Dark: To Be Fair, I Look Like That When My Toes are Cold Too

To the Book Readers Spoiling "Game of Thrones" Plots for Everyone Else: Shut Up

5 Shows After Dark: Both of These People are Completely Terrifying

Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"

What Does That Kid From The Red Balloon Look Like These Days?

5 Shows After Dark: I Totally Just Made Myself Hungry

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Guys, Find Alternate Activities for Tonight

5 Shows After Dark: Those Are Ennui Balloons, Not Happy Balloons

5 Shows After Dark: More This, Less Typical Reality Show Crap

The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser

5 Shows After Dark: I Doubt He Does Interviews Shirtless But We Can Hope!

Everything that Irritates Me About Tom Cruise Reduced to a Two-Minute Gag

5 Shows After Dark: Hope You've Got a Netflix Queue Ready for Next Week

5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Find This Particularly Entertaining

5 Shows After Dark: Like Leeloo Had a Baby With a Klingon

5 Shows After Dark: So Much Crazy, So Little Time

We're All Marshmallows: Rob Thomas Thanks "Veronica Mars" Movie Project Supporters

5 Shows After Dark: It's Always So Hard To Say Goodbye

5 Shows After Dark: Spies Like Them

5 Shows After Dark: This is How TV Makes Me Feel Right Now

5 Shows After Dark: Get Ready for ALL the Feels

5 Shows After Dark: Pass the Martinis and Pharmaceuticals

5 Shows After Dark: Lot of Nice Photo Shoots for this Show. Too Bad I Already Hate It.

5 Shows After Dark: They Could Paint the Train Blue, I Guess

5 Shows After Dark: Looks Pretty Normal to Me

5 Shows After Dark: We All Know Where This is Going, But Let's See How They Get There

An Exclusive Visit to the Set of David Fincher's Fight Club

5 Shows After Dark: Ours is the AWESOME!

5 Shows After Dark: I Assume Your Hopes are Appropriately Elevated

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Encouraging Them, Aren't I?

5 Shows After Dark: Whatever They're Paying Greg Louganis, It's Not Enough

One Scenario For How Late Night's Musical Chairs Might Play Out

10 Reasons Why You Absolutely Must Check Out Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" Radio Play

5 Shows After Dark: The Triumphant Return of Batmanuel

5 Shows After Dark: Starring Al Pacino, Helen Mirren, and Some Hilariously Terrible Wigs

Dax Shepard's Heartwarming Account Of His Dying Father Meeting His Unborn Child

5 Shows After Dark: Moral Ambiguity Looks Way Better in a Nice Suit

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, I Need to Wash My Hands Just From Looking at That Picture

5 Shows After Dark: They Definitely Made a Splash with This Photoshop Disaster

5 Shows After Dark: Some Contestants Have Experience Doing Stupid Dances in Front of Large Crowds

5 Shows After Dark: Green Dye is Far From the Worst Thing Dumped in that River

5 Shows After Dark: Who Doesn't Want Glow in the Dark Pets?

5 Shows After Dark: The Pinnacle of Entertainment

Home Is Where the Heart Is Pierced on a Stick and Being Licked by TK Like a Lollipop

5 Shows After Dark: International Perception of Americans Continues to Plummet

5 Shows After Dark: More Ken Marino, Less Butt Monster

5 Shows After Dark: Who Knew Vikings Invented Smizing?

Give Me All the Pajibacon and Eggs You Have: SXSW 2013

5 Shows After Dark: Raise Your Sword if You Are Wrong in All the Right Ways

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Thinking the Heavy Eye Makeup and Baseball Cap Are a No-No

Which of These 15 Women Should Be Annointed the Ultimate Pajiban Girl Crush?

5 Shows After Dark: Oh No, Mr.Olyphant, You Can Leave Your Hat On!

5 Shows After Dark: Don't Try to Clean Your Screens, That Picture is Blurred

5 Shows After Dark: Why Hello There, Budget Tom Hardy!

5 Shows After Dark: The Final Cumberbatchering. OR IS IT?!?

5 Shows After Dark: Your Hurtful Words Made Him Sad

Love Stinks: Two More Adorable Celebrity Couples Throw Their Beautiful Love Away

Results – The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz & Contest

5 Shows After Dark: High Risk of Pants Fires Ahead.

Way Down in the Hole: The Story Everyone Should Be Talking About

5 Shows After Dark: Ken Marino Invites Us All to the Gun Show. Ladies First.

Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards

Silver Linings Cookbook: 11 Oscar Recipes To Wash The Taste Of MacFarlane Out Of Your Mouth

The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Rhimes is to Beveled Glass as Abrams is to Lens Flare

5 Shows After Dark: These Guys Look Well Suited to the Task.

5 Shows After Dark: Is It a Dark Wash Jeans Cult or a Standing Awkwardly Cult?

5 Shows After Dark: They Both Look Absolutely Thrilled.

5 Shows After Dark: How Are You Going to Be Historically Inaccurate This Week, Boys?

Fat Shaming and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts

5 Shows After Dark: Oh My God, You Guys, I Think It's Some Kind of Computer!

5 Shows After Dark: Getting Upstaged By Real Life

5 Shows After Dark: The Dog Version of the Comments Section

A Quick-and-Dirty Nate Silvering of the Oscar Race

5 Shows After Dark: They'll Just Rename Them for the Next Season

5 Shows After Dark: Head Up, Michonne! The Zombies Are Back!

Boozehounding 1999 Movies and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight

5 Shows After Dark: High Five, Annie's Boobs!

"Know Your Overlord" Contest Answers and Winner

5 Shows After Dark: Blurring the Line a Bit, Aren't We?

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Is She Playing Dead Marilyn? Because This Does Not Look Good.

5 Shows After Dark: Beautiful and Terrible as the Dawn

Netflix Gems and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

"Know Your Overlord": A Seriously Random Pajiba Giveaway

5 Shows After Dark: He Can Also Skype With Himself, Apparently

5 Shows After Dark: Cold War Nostalgia, Now With Keri Russell

5 Shows After Dark: How Many of You Are Itchy Now?

Kitty! Also, I Wrote a Book.

5 Shows After Dark: A Meatier Version of Your Standard Alcoholic Lawman

Sundance Diary Day Five

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Pretty Sure Kristen Bell Wasn't Pregnant When They Filmed This

Real-Life Celebrity Friendships and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

5 Shows After Dark: Picking Out the Most Contrived Part of "Glee" is a Game You Can't Lose but There's No Winners

5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss You Most of All, Devil Eunice

Sundance Diary Day Four

Michelle Obama Eye Roll: Classless Partisan Bullsh*t or Hail To The Queen?

5 Shows After Dark: Let's Be Honest, You'd Let This Woman Feed You Anything

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Mark Antony, Maybe This Series Will Make It

Sundance Diary Day Three

5 Shows After Dark: Bringing in the Big Guns. And Also a Sidearm.

Sundance Diary Day Two

Sundance Diary Day One

Jennifer Lawrence's Bikini Backside and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

5 Shows After Dark: [Insert Favorite Archer Reference Here]

5 Shows After Dark: Let's Just Give These Two a Show, Leave the Amateurs at Home

5 Shows After Dark: Is This Pandering More to Your Liking?

5 Shows After Dark: Tune in Next Week When She Gets Reverse Rhinoplasty

Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes

Lena Dunham's Sloppy Backside and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts

5 Shows After Dark: Dead in the Water

5 Shows After Dark: I Gave Myself a Headache Getting that Screenshot

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Givens You What You Want

5 Shows After Dark: Start the Countdown to Cancellation Now

5 Shows After Dark: Worth it For the Hats Alone.

Bitch I'm Fabulous: The 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

5 Shows After Dark: Phoning It In, Fashionably

5 Shows After Dark: Happy 2013! Here's Some Scary Volcanoes.

Michael Murray's Inappropriate Interview with Marion Cotillard

5 Shows After Dark: These Will be Collectibles Shortly

5 Shows After Dark: Less TV, More This

5 Shows After Dark: Review Your Survival Plan With Your Family Before Friday!

The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show

5 Shows After Dark: Christmas Specials Ruin Everything

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, The Humanity! Again. Some More.

5 Shows After Dark: Stage Makeup Would Be More Subtle at This Point

5 Shows After Dark: Leave the Pretzels To Us, Missy

The Walking Dead Game Isn't Just an Emotional Rollercoaster, It's Also an Ingenious Post-Apocalypse Survival Simulator: Review

5 Shows After Dark: No, Really, Take it All Away

5 Shows After Dark: Or She Just Likes Ill-Fitting Blazers and Sitting Down Behind Things

Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry

5 Shows After Dark: I Know, Smash, It Makes Me Sad Too

5 Shows After Dark: You'd Better Watch Out

5 Shows After Dark: I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ridiculously Embellished

5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Even Know, You Guys

5 Shows After Dark: Brace Yourself, Game of Thrones Promotional Material is Coming

5 Shows After Dark: Will James Marsden Finally End His Losing Streak?

I Bestow To You This Gift On the Greatest Day of the Year

5 Shows After Dark: I Could Have Used a Christmas Tree, But This Seemed Better

5 Shows After Dark: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Rod Stewart is Cosplaying as a Demented Elf in the Spirit of the Season

5 Shows After Dark: Decisions, Decisions

Let's Be Crassly Cynical About These Celebrities Posing for Photos at a Soup Kitchen

5 Shows After Dark: Next Season They'll Replace Her With a Mannequin

5 Shows After Dark: At Least They Make Those Bad Decisions Look Good

Anderson Cooper Does Not Take Sh*t from Dimwitted Twittizens

Mitt Romney Surfaces, Looks Like a Man Whose Van You'd Want Your Children to Avoid

5 Shows After Dark: Bravo's Stylists Make Everyone Look Like a Smug Asshole

5 Shows After Dark: Geekiest Thanksgiving Dinner Ever.

5 Shows After Dark: There Is Nothing That Appeals to Me in This Photo

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Show, You SO Crazy.

5 Shows After Dark: That Man Aged Like a Fine Wine

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Will All Be Terribly Exciting.

Philly Man Time Travels to 16th Century to Have His Portrait Painted, Returns to Find It in a Museum

5 Shows After Dark: You Can't Take the Sky From Me. Except For That Time You Did.

5 Shows After Dark: They'll Rename her Mary Sue Any Day Now

Wil Wheaton Is An Adorable Ninny

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Twilight Fan-Fic, Jon Stewart, Christians, Haters, and Douchebags

Everyone Got Their Valtrex?

Jay Leno is Now Diamonds! Not Really, But I Wish.

My Head Hurts

That's a Lot of Hairball

I Just Found Evidence That Procedural Characters are Interchangeable!

Mr.Ocho Cinco is Looking For His Perfect Uno Cero

…And Then They Make Out.

George Lucas Needs to Recruit

Animal Hoarding Makes Kitten, and Everyone Else, Sad

I'm on a Horse

I Don't Mean to be Rude, But… Oh Wait, Yes I Do

Dustin Has Officially Lost It

OMG, I Want to Punch You in the Face, Yeah?

The Guy in Flannel Can Stay. You in the White? I'm Not a Fan.

Bangable Celebrities and the Sexualization of Rape

Hello, Ladies…

I'm Sensing… That You're Still Drooling Over the Pajiba Ten

Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares I Have Already Come

George Steinbrenner 1930 - 2010

Hi! I'm Here to Ruin Your Life!

Harvey Pekar 1939 - 2010

"How the F**k You Doin', Humanity?"

"I'm Bored. What Do You Want to Do?"

Best Buy Develops New Mobile App for Despicable Me

Lightning Bugs It Is

Godtopus Eats

You're Scary

The Last Time We Met Was in Cape Town. You Wore Blue, the Germans Wore Black

Or No One Is Watching You, Because No One Knows When You're On

100 Great Movie Insults and Insulting Twilight and The Last Airbender

I Think Penn Jillette is a Smarmy A**hole. There, I Said It.

That Dog Is Everything I Want to Be

Do I Have Your Attention Now?

It's Not a Documentary, IT'S A TRAP!

Klingon Proverbs, Right-Wing Assh*les and the “Most Handsome Kids in the Barrio”

TLC Is Creepy

Bad Comic Book Movies and Pretty Villains

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

I Know He's Not on This Season, But He's Nice to Look At.

John Barrowman: For Your Consideration

Creepiest Thing Ever? Creepiest Thing Ever.

Rather Not See What's Behind That, Thanks.

The Ghost of Raskolnikov

Like A Bird From Prison Bars Has Flown

Promising Actors Under 25 and Hot Actresses Over 40

I Have Only One Question: Why?

Betty White! And Dogs! (Ok, Not That Kind of Dog. But Whatever.)

USA Beats England 1-1

In Which I Abuse the English Language

I Know American Teenagers and You, Show, Are No American Teenager

Show Me Your Teeth

Cult Films, Scene Stealers, and C*cks

Penn and Teller Hate Fun

A Preview of the 2010 World Cup

I Kid Because I'm Thoroughly Creeped Out

Goodbye to Glee. For Now.

I'm Headed to the Wal-Mart in Style

The 2010 Demographic Survey Results Are In ...

I'm a High School Congraduate!

You Hate Them! You Really (Irrationally) Hate Them!

Four More Very Important Survey Questions

Determining Your Level of Degeneracy

Nothing Else I Can Say

Here's To The Halcyon

Rue McClanahan 1934 - 2010

…While Naked.

The Pajiba Fascist Will Censor Your Soul

Would You Take Fashion Advice From These Women?

The "Firefly" Quiz and Giveaway

Retiring the Most Obnoxious Internet Word or Phrase on Pajiba

A Full Day of This? Pass.

Happy Memorial Day

Dennis Hopper 1936 - 2010

Anyone Else Find That Dog Cheaply Manipulative?

Uh… Could You Point Me Towards the Salad?

Caaaalllll the Pooolliiiiccceeee!

Free Bitches, Unite!

Seriously? …OK Then.

'Nothing's Wrong, I'm Fine' Now Officially the Most Obvious Lie in Human History

Yes, Well, That's the Sort of Skullduggery One Can Expect at Computer Camp

Lesbians, Bill Murray, and People You've Never Heard Of

I'm Just Here to Collect Some Evidence

More Fierce Than Most Top Models

Diego! Haha, How Is Your Sister?

Glory Has a Way of Sneaking Up on Fame and Stealing Its Lunch Money

It's Not Technically an Lolcat

Babies and War

Shallow Television

Tyra Wants to Be on Top

Batmanuel's Hard Earned Savings Don't Grow on Trees

This Title Seems Disingenuous At Best

To Mothers, and the Ability Not to Be One

Summer Blockbusters, Evil A**holes, and Get Out of There!

Blame Your Lousy Sex Life on Your iPhone

That Could Totally Save Some Sea Birds

Cinco de Rhyme-O!

Robert Rodriguez Directs Kat Dennings and Puppies

I Got the Poison Lobster

*Snap!*

You Know, For Kids

Everybody Loves Gingers and Orgasms

I'm Not Especially Attentive Tonight

Everyone's Stalking You on Facebook

Tell Kari Where It Hurts

Batmanuel Misses "Lost" Too

Yeah, You, Shook Me All Night Long

Woman Knows Her Target Market

The Weekly Murdertank

Bret Michaels Suffers a Massive Brain Hemorrhage

Happy Birthday, Mom!

I'm Not Fond of You

Tiny Bubbles in the Waves. Makes Me Feel Happy, Makes Me Feel… Heterosexual.

I Know Something You Don't Know

Perfect Sunday

The Weekly Murdertank

The Pajiban in the Background

Best of Both Worlds?

I Will Live With You. In a Big House, With Big Gates to Keep People Like This Out.

In the Dictionary Next to 'Trying Too Hard'

Stupid French Vowels

Dixie Carter 1939 - 2010

Indirect Mood Lighting Makes for Poor Lab Work

At Least Guy Won't Get a 17th Show on Food Network Now

"Alone" is a Pathetic Predicament. "Lone" is an Aesthetic Choice.

He's Going to Call Me Uncultured Swine Again, I Just Know It

Zombie Jesus Must Have Really Loved Candy

Well. There It Is.

The Reveal

Good News, Sample Subjects of Earth! The Glorious Moment of Judgment is Upon You!

Another Urban Legend Dispelled. Ninjas Don't Bounce.

Like This, But With More Cuban Food and Less Culture

6,000 Years Worth of Culture is Delicious

Well, Why Not?

Don't Lie, Who Wants One of Those Hats?

Batmanuel Never Makes it Fast

Television Becomes a Little Less Fabulous

No, The Other "Life". With the Animals.

How Many Times Can You Type "Bracket" Before It Looks Weird?

Well, Obviously.

Be Prepared. If It's Not Scintillating, My Interests Will Wane Rapidly.

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Pajiba's NCAA March Madness Bracket

"Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?"

More WWII Tragedy, Comin' Up!

Woooo! Or Something to That Effect.

Smize, Tyra!

Batmanuel Is a Jealous Ex-Lover. If He Cannot See You Naked, Then No One Can.

Hey, Guys! Look Who's Back!

The 2010 Academy Awards Open Thread

Unfortunately, This is Only Funny if You Use Twitter

Honestly, I Will Miss This Very Special Merry-Go-Round of Crazy

Parents and Singers, and Lost, Oh My!

This Picture Is Totally Relevant. I Swear.

Blame Canada.

Get Your Hankies Ready

Seriously, Who Is This Guy and Why Do I Recognize Him?

I Dare You to Make Less Sense

Funny Later, Busy Now

The Pajiba Movie Club Returns With ... ?

Nothing But C****s

I Just Like Dogs, OK?

Which One of These Dogs Would You Want on Your Figure Skating Team?

Doggie Olympics! And Actual Olympics.

Yay for Fake Holidays!

And My TV Guilt Increases

Come Back to Regular TV! We Miss You!

Are You Not Entertained by Tuesday Night? Try This!

War on Bad TV? Meet Your Newest Ally.

(500) Days of Summer and the Difference between Misogyny and Bad Writing

FX is Failing to Cater to My Whims

The NFL vs. Pajiba

When Did Trying Too Hard Become a Team Sport?

So… That's Happening.

Hey, Everyone, Allison's Coming Back!

The (Free) Bitches Are Back

How Many of You Are Thinking Incestulicious Thoughts Right Now?

How Many Years 'Til This Man is Wearing Wings in a Kids Movie?

In Which I Tease the Lost Fans

Monday: TV for Masochists

Graceful.

How Do You Say "Goodbye" in Guido?

Maybe They Should Call It "Moving Target"

This Dude and Jonathan Rhys Meyers Could Have the Scariest Staring Contest Ever

Just Because We Said "Shove it up Your Ass" Doesn't Mean We Meant It That Way

The 2010 Golden Globe Open Thread

"So, I taste my own genitals. In my mouth. It's a conundrum."

We Will Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming Shortly

Suggestions for the Spider-Man Reboot

Pass the Aspirin. And the Earplugs.

These Are Not the Best Screenplays You're Looking For

"It's Like They Want Us to Fail"

That'll Do, Mr.Lewis

Watch Biggie and Tupac For Free

Is It Still George Michael’s Time to Shine?

Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Food Closer

Does Taylor Lautner Deserve $7.5 Million?

"Now, To Handle This Scenario, You'll Want to Take Your Shirt Off and Use it to Attract Female Viewers."

How Will Sam Mendes Improve or Ruin James Bond?

I Don't Get It

It's so hard to say goodby...

Will (You Care If) Avatar Surpass(es) Titanic As Highest Grossing Film of All Time?

Sushi, Dates, What CAN'T You Get From a Conveyor Belt?

A Final Look Back at the Decade that Was in Film

Welcome to 200… Damnit.

No Whining -- Seriously -- Wednesday

The Night the World Ends

The Waffle Crisis

Misery Night

Pregnant and in Peril

Ishtar State of Mind

I Guess It's About That Time…

Just Because There Has to Be an Avatar Backlash

Mike Rowe Will Make This Sexy

Talking Dog Movies Are a Staple of American Cinema

What's Worse? The Accent or This Photoshop Job?

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!

Yup.

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Bloggers Like Little Girls

I Don't Do Mornings

Fun with Posters

OK, Mr.Ventura, I'll Tell You Where Area 51 is! Just Don't Hurt Me!

Double Duty at the Golden Globes Gots Everybody Excited

Step Away from the *#%$*#([email protected]! Stove

James Cameron to Show His Ex-Wife Who's Still Boss King of the World

… I Miss Padma.

The Tall One's Married, The Short One's Pregnant, and the Famous One Is Kinda Boring. What's to Keep Up With?

Looking Forward to the Date with an Angel Remake

He's Gone! For the Moment Anyway.

Recalling a Little Movie from 1982 1983

Keep Holding On

Get Away! Santa's on the Loose!

Let's Hear It for Our Balls!

John Malkovich to Feed on a Dead Carcass of a Franchise

Bah Humbug

Everything Is Better With Explosions

This Is How You Do Christmas, Robert Zemeckis

A Show About Male Mid-Life Crises. How Groundbreaking.

Hot Women and Chainsaws? That's a Holiday Tradition I Can Get Behind.

The Master Has Already Been Named One of the Best Films of the '10s.

Mmm, Sushi Cake. Time for Tastebud Confusion.

It's Like If Godard Made a Superhero Movie, Man

I Don't Think We Have a Wagon, But a Funny Looking Tank Might Drop By

Harry Potter and the Fashions of Deathly Hallows

Goodbye, Fish Lips!

Imagine This Music Video as a Movie

The Return of Rusty (and Hoarders)

Avatar's Marketing Strategy Is Genius

See You Next Year! (That's for Morena. I'll See You Pajibans on Monday)

Where Else in a Movie's Universe Would You Like to Go?

Note To Self: Pack Loose Jeans

We're Still on TV? Well, I'm Just as Shocked as Anyone

Don't Let the Academy Tell You Which Documentaries to See

Group Hug!

The Britney Spears Pepsi Commercial Where She Praises Italian Cinema

Tuesday's Child is Full of Grace, But Tuesday's TV Definitely Isn't

It'll Be Just Like in the Movies. Pretending to be Somebody Else

Either Universal is Racist or Stars DO Matter

In Which I Threaten Adult Swim

You Watch It Because I Can't

Is It Live, or Is It Multiplex?

I Made a New TV Ratings System!

Spouting Off on Spoilers

I'm Walkin' On Sunshine! Heeeyay-oh!

Nobody Was Even a Little Curious About the Oldboy Remake?

Dirty Boy! Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!

Some Don't Like It Hot

This Word, "Best," I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

Ode to the End of the Weekend

At the RISK of Sounding Like an Optimist

Double Serving of Hot Doctor, Coming Right Up

Expectations for the Steve and Alec Show

No Wine and No TV Make Rusty Something Something

Concerned Fans Worry More for Owen Wilson Than for Their Childhoods

Take a Look! Then Pick Up a Book! Tuesday Night TV!

The Next Selection in the Pajiba Movie Club Is ...

Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson to Be the New Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson

The Sports Showdown That Should've Happened Last Night

He's Come to Take Away Football! Run!

This Day Anything Goes

Corpses and Vampires and Leno, Oh My!

… Really?

Doing It for Harry

Most Aptly Named Show Ever

Let the Right One In

The Cannonball Read Kicks Off This Sunday

Of Fillion and Phillians

I'm Not Sure Why This Picture Exists, But I Think It's Hilarious

6 Months In the Future… You're Still Not Interesting

Stupid Social Life

When You Stare Into the Abyss, the Abyss Stares Back at You

Neil Patrick Harris Fights Batman. With Song.

I'm Not Creative Today, Check Back Later This Week

I'd Watch It. I'd Watch It Twice. Even if Flava Flav Was In It.

11 Reasons Why the Twilight Phenomenon Scares the Living Sh*t Out of Me

I Am Doll Parts

Never Go With a Hippie to a Second Location

We Gotta Leave It There

The Naughty Kitchen?

The Next Selection in the Pajiba Movie Club Is ...

Eff the Phillies

Who Farted?

I Don’t Wanna Wait for Your Lives to Be Over

I Know This Phrase Is Overused But I Don't Care...

Pam and Jim Get Married

How the FTC's New Regulations on Bloggers Affect Pajiba

South Park and Gay Marriage

Hey Mom! Look! Prolapsed Uterus!

The Pajiba Movie Club

Brett Favre vs. the Packers

Douche-Knuckle

Where The Wild Things Aren’t

"Glee" Is Back! And Jim and Pam Aren't Getting Married ... Yet

The Ten Most Popular Posts for the Month of September

Dial It Back, Glee. Dial It Back

Anyone Want to Write "Dexter" Recaps for Pajiba?

Tuesday's Biggest Loser Is the Television Audience

It's Never Lupus!

There's Blood on the Keyboard. Oh My God

Battleship, Take Notice

The Next Selection in the Pajiba Movie Club Is ...

RIP George O'Malley

Cougars, Gays, and Glee

Good Night, and Good Luck

"The Forgotten" Has Its Own Built-in Pun

What Is Your Most Anticipated Movie of the Fall

Let's Go to the Mall. Today!

Big Glossy Shiny Gloss-Covered Entertainment

The 2009 Emmy Awards Open Thread

Jim and Pam Are Back

If Loving "Top Chef" and "Glee" Makes Me Gay, I Don't Want to Be Straight

It's ... Ummm ... Fat Tuesday!

Patrick Swayze 1952 - 2009

Leno Begins His Assault on Primetime

"Does Your Cat Make Toooo Muuch Noise?"

The VMAs, True Blood, Mad Men, and the Pack

Pajiba's Sci-Fi Television Quiz

Are You Ready for Some Football Vampires

President Obama Set to Socialize and Communize Your World

Tonight on TV

Introducing: The Pajiba Movie Club

Let's Remake ... Rashomon!

Let's Remake... Some Like It Hot!

Setting the differential equations equal to zero gives braaaaaaaaiiiiiiins

Admin's Baby Name Is?

You're All Drunk, Tattooed, and Hungry

Jeffster!

Robert DeNiro, Go Get Me a Motherfucking Iced Tea!

Bedtime Stories Shouldn't Make Me Want to Do Such Dirty Things

Which John Hughes Character Do You Most Identify With

The Six Best Films of the First Half of 2009

The Ten Most Popular Guides of Pajiba’s Five-Year History

Pajiba Turns Five

Killers Ahoy!

Ed McMahon 1923 - 2009

What Sound Does Scooby Doo Make When He Climaxes?

It's Always Drunk as a Skunk in Philadelphia

Zack Attack Gives Public Enemey a "Time Out"

Don't need nuthin, but a good time...

Hi. Do you like vans and duct tape? I have a clown suit in my basement.

"Vultures! Vultures! Come in vultures!"

Pajiba Announcements

The MTV Movie Awards

2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee

California Upholds Prop 8

The Transforminators

The New "Tonight Show" Set

Tom Hanks, He a Funny Guy

Milton Green Needs a Kidney

RIP: Dom Deluise 1933 - 2009

A Turd in a Bucket is not Logical

The Modern Day Ritual

The Weekend Hijack Thread

Polling the Pajiba Icons

This Week In Weird Wolverine News

I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.

Squeaky Bun Time

The Weekend Hijack Thread

The Reveal on the Really Uncomfortable April Fool's Joke

The Further Evolution of Pajiba

RIP Natasha Richardson

Pajiba 2009 March Madness Bracket

The Minor Fall, The Major Lift

Inside the Actor's Studio

Pajiba Commenting - Bigger, Stronger, Faster

Catching up with Breaking Bad

Rant on Spoilers

2009 Academy Awards Open Thread

New HD Opening to The Simpsons

The Weekend Hijack 02/14/09

Newsweek's Oscar Roundtable

Groundhog Day Reprise

The 2009 Super Bowl Open Thread

The Saturday Night Show Your Ass Thread

Barack Obama Inauguration Open Thread

Golden Globes 2009 Open Thread

Holiday Movie Open Thread

Osama! The Musical

Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies

Three Amigos

PajibaCon @ SXSW

Whiskey Baby Ninja Star

Election Day 2008

Is Godtopus Dead?

Obama vs. McCain 3

Obama vs. McCain

Palin vs. Biden

RIP Paul Newman

2008 Emmy Awards Open Thread

Comic-Con 2008

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part III

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part II

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part I

March Madness 2008

WhiskeyBabyNinjaStar!

2008 Oscar Wrap

Pajiba Oscar Party 2008

Pajiba's Oscar Winner Wish List

Heath Ledger Remembered

Query Letters I Love

Boys to Men

Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007

March Madness 2007

2007 Oscars

Don't Make Me Come Home and Watch Norbit Pie

A Dork Who Stutters and a Vagina that Bites

Dakota Fanning Gets Raped

Black Snake Dumb

I'm a Celebrity Whore

I Owe You the Apology, Michael Richards

Mission Accomplished?!

Zip It!

Your Name is Bush!

Claiming the Millennium ... and the Word

Pajiba Turns Two

The TV Whore Discusses the Worst Blockbusters of All Time

The Department of Homeland Security Has Shut Us Down

2005: The Year that Was

2005 Best and Worst Of

2005: The Year in Film

Diary Lovers Respond

2006 Oscars