Miscellaneous Archive

Some Dean with Too Much Time on Her Hands Suspends a College Professor over a Photo of His Daughter in a Game of Thrones T-Shirt

Pedro Pascal's Adorable Instagram Full of Selfies and the Game of Thrones Cast Aren't Going to Ease That Red Viper Crush You're Nursing

At Least Most Bros Apply Their Own Warning Labels

Am I the Only One Who Hopes All the Google Glass Users Go Cross-eyed or Something?

Rust Cohle’s Family Circus Exposes the Darkest Corners of Your Colored Penciled Soul

Ripe For A Remake: 1985's 'Mask'

Not Any More Funny-Looking Than Most People

I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"

And With These Glances, a Thousand Conspiracy Theories Were Launched

Production Assistant on 'Tosh.0' Shot And Killed By Police In Case Of Mistaken Identity

TV Has Taught Me That the Law is A Virtually Paperless Enterprise

The Female Cast of 'Saturday Night Live' Paraded Around In their Pajamas for a 'Cosmo' Slumber Party

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The Weekly Murdertank: The Brutal Footloose Remake, Adorable Goddamn Couples, and James Spader is Your Lesbian Aunt

Win Your Oscar Party Potluck With These Academy Award Winning Food Puns

"A Real-Time NFL Sunday" | Pajiba Sports

"Calm Your T*ts, Fatty!" Says Microsoft's New Bra. Because Science!

"Childless People Are Full of Sadness and Regret," Is Something that People With Children Probably Say

"Chuck's" Yvonne Strahovski Shows Us How to Successfully Integrate Product Placement

"Doctor Who: Confidential" Clips

"How I Met Your Mother's" Ted is Kind of a Douche

"I Ain't Lookin' Like No Slapper": Beauty in Vogue

"Jack Bauer The Athlete" | Pajiba Sports and the "24" Viewing Marathon

"Joe DiMaggio Has Gone To The Pharmacy" | Pajiba Sports

"Just One More Thing": Peter Falk (1927 - 2011)

"Know Your Overlord" Contest Answers and Winner

"Know Your Overlord": A Seriously Random Pajiba Giveaway

"Next Top Model" Winner Fired Because Her Ass Was Too Big

"Revenge," It Turns Out, Is A Dish Best Served Hot. Like, Supremely Smoking Hot.

"That's What She Said," Box Office Bombs and Val Kilmer | The Weekly Murdertank

"The Big Bang Theory" Undeservedly Reimagined as "Firefly" crew

"The Grand Spectacle Of A Steel-Breaded Cheese Sandwich" | Pajiba Sports

"What's Your Excuse?" Mom Got Her Toned Ass Banned From Facebook

'Dateable Girls Know How to Shut Up': Life Lessons from Lookadouche

'Fast and Furious' Star Paul Walker Dead at 40

'The Counselor' Has Made Cellophane Monsters Out Of Their Leading Ladies. The Patriarchy Is Alive And Well And Living In Los Angeles.

(500) Days of Summer and the Difference between Misogyny and Bad Writing

... And This Is Why We Love Anderson Cooper

10 Reasons Why You Absolutely Must Check Out Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" Radio Play

100 Great Movie Insults and Insulting Twilight and The Last Airbender

11 Reasons I Hate the Twilight Phenomenon

15 of the Funniest, Most Politically Incorrect, Most Offensive Ad Campaigns You'll Never See

2005 Best and Worst Of

2005: The Year in Film

2005: The Year that Was

2006 Oscars

2007 Oscars

2008 Emmy Awards Open Thread

2008 Oscar Wrap

2009 Academy Awards Open Thread

2009 MTV Movie Awards

2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee

2010 March Madness Bracket

2011 Will Have a Record Number of Film Sequels: But How Many Do You Actually Care About?

2012 Election Day Open Thread

4 Indictments In The Steubenville Case Prove Justice Isn't Entirely Blind

5 Brand Spanking New Reasons Why I F*cking Love Cameron Crowe

5 Exciting New Opportunities for Glenn Beck Following His Departure from Fox News!

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5 Shows After Dark: As Soon As I Saw This, I Knew I'd Put it Here

5 Shows After Dark: Astrophysics Has Rarely Been so Dapper

5 Shows After Dark: At Least Most Bros Apply Their Own Warning Labels

5 Shows After Dark: At Least Wigs Have Improved Since the Revolution

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5 Shows After Dark: Calling All Brunelleschi Fans

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5 Shows After Dark: His Beard is Full of Secrets

5 Shows After Dark: Hopefully He Does Better in THIS Darabont Show

5 Shows After Dark: How Old Were You When You Won Your Second Gold Medal?

5 Shows After Dark: Huh, Persuasive Argument, Show

5 Shows After Dark: I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"

5 Shows After Dark: I Bet She Has Important Opinions on Sequins

5 Shows After Dark: I Expect the Typical Post-Apocalypse Costumes of Chains to Show Up Any Day

5 Shows After Dark: I Firmly Believe that Birds Aren't Trained, They Just Decide to Cooperate

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5 Shows After Dark: I Love Natalie Dormer Too, Which is Why I'm Concerned at Her Contortions Here

5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss the Show's Commitment to Realistic Portrayals of High Schoolers

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5 Shows After Dark: If Your Love is Burning, Please See a Doctor

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