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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: On Writing, Not Writing, Wanting To Write, And All The Places In Between

Subscription Addiction: Trunk Club

Diets and Body Image and Vigilante Justice, Oh My!

What's The Best Kind of Cheese?

FX is Swiftly Becoming the Ryan Murphy Network to Mixed Results

Ranking The Best 2018 World Cup Kits

Questionable Fashion: We Know The Dark Secret At The Heart Of Balenciaga's New Shirty-Shirts Shirts

The History of Action Park, The Real-Life Theme Park That Inspired Jackass’s ‘Action Point’

If The Phrase 'Forbidden Bacon' Sends A Shiver Down Your Spine, Thank Reddit

Badass of the Week: This Reporter Catching a Runaway Racehorse With Her Bare Hands

What Are Your Favourite Childhood Video Games?

Serena Williams Returned To The French Open To Snatch Trophies Wearing A Catsuit

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Infiltrate A Group Of Strangers... As Long As They Aren't Loud Chewers

Subscription Addiction: Graze Delivered Snacks That Pull A Vexing Bait And Switch

Stop Trying to Make Red Nose Day Happen, NBC. It's Not Going to Happen (In the US.)

'You're not getting my Louis Vuitton': Is This A Bag To (Literally) Die For?

F*ck The NFL

A British Legal Drama About a Tough Lady Lawyers and You're Already Watching, Aren't You?

Judge Rules in Favour of Parents Wishing to Evict 30-Year Old Son Who Refuses to Move Out of Family Home

If You Watch Enough 'Legion' In a Row, Do You Get Your Own Special Head-Friend To Talk You Through It?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do Not Use Facebook As A Paternity Test

English Mayor Goes Viral After Unorthodox Inauguration Photo

Men of 'The Terror', You Will be Missed. Most of You.

No! Stop! Just Stop!

If You're Not Scared of This Face, You're Not Watching the Right TV

It's Almost Supernaturally Resilient

How Video Games, Tinder, And A Samurai Sword Led To A Vicious Ambush

The Cylons, Terminators, and Hosts ALL Have Strong Feelings About This

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's the Most 'Ground Swallow Me Up' Embarrassing Moment You've Ever Had?'

Redditor Questions the Credibility of the Story of a Canadian Doctor Shot by Israeli Sniper. Doctor Shows Up in Comments

Bears Have Cleverly Disguised Themselves As Dogs, And Now We're Seriously F*cked

If This is Ending Due to All the Teasing Over The Title, Valid

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Don't Let Potato Skins & Snot Rags Ruin Your Marriage. Or Whatever.

How Would You Parent This Shitty, Spoiled Child?

'Lucifer' is Going Out in The Most Devilish Way Possible

Who's Ready to Fight for Their 19th Century OTP?

The Single Greatest Headline Ever Written

This Job Ad Makes Me Want To Punch Someone in the Throat

"It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's... a Seventh Season?"

This Palestinian Ballerina Breaking Out in a Spontaneous Dance to an Italian Street Musician is Pure Visual Poetry

Seriously, What's So Great About The Inner Solar System Anyway?

Writer Publishes Article About the Weaponisation of White Women's Tears, Receives Torrent of Abuse in Return From People Missing the Point

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What Happens When Integrity Gets In The Way Of Getting Paid?

More Like Mister Too-Good-For-This-World-Sir

Let’s Talk about that 'Jagged Little Pill' Musical Because Diablo Cody and Alanis Morissette and You Already Clicked, Didn’t You?

In the Age of NYC Neighborhood Specific Superheroes, "One 22 Year Old Learns About Wine! In a Sexy Way!" Seems Quaint

Maybe The Weird Teal Wash is To Let Us Know This is Not Reality?

5 Marvel Comics To Read While You Process Your Feelings About 'Avengers: Infinity War'

At Least One Person in This Photo Has Mostly Correct Post-Apocalyptic Hair

Man Grabs Woman's Backside. Woman is a Bodybuilder, Punches Him in the Face

Real Pilot Archer is Back, So We Don't Need Fake Pilot Archer

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Um, Your Kid's School Sounds Like A Dick ...

Canadian Restaurant Fined For Ordering Black Customers To Pay Upfront

This Season Of 'Dancing With the Stars' Will Be Uniquely Challenging for Some Dancers

Sometimes They DON'T Come Back

Questionable Fashion: They're Sneakers. But For Elves? Or Something?

The Bizarre Nature of the Golden State Killer's Arrest May Trigger Online Privacy Concerns

"Wandering a Vineyard in Leisurewear" is Definitely Pushing the "Things FBI Agents Do" Envelope Pretty Far

Fearing Autism, Anti-Vaxxers Are Now Refusing to Vaccinate Their Dogs

That Parrot Should Probably Have a Parental Advisory Warning On It

What Could Be Worse Than the 'Thank You' Tattoo Reportedly at Blow-Job Eye Level Above Alex Pettyfer's Junk?

Redditor Makes Claim About Neil Gaiman and 'American Gods,' Neil Gaiman Shows Up in the Comments to Set Him Straight

The Men From Malaga

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How Do You Get Over Being Cheated On?

If Only Someone Could Find a Way to Make the Russian Mob Interesting

This Dog Running to the Sea with a Camera Strapped to His Back is the Purest Cinematic Experience on the Internet

Guess Who's Brought Herself Back Online?

Time to Say Goodbye to Your Thursday Night Fantasy of Drinking Red Wine in a White Coat

The New Customer Dilemma: What's the Etiquette on Tipping for Take-Out Orders?

'We Want Plates': The Reddit Community Dedicated to Documenting Food Served in Ridiculous Ways Will Infuriate You

13 Seasons And No One Has Figured Out What the FBI Dress Code Is

This is Not the Only Show on Tuesday Nights!

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sleepless Kids And Dog Poop* (*Unrelated)

These Drunk Girls Trying To Get An Uber Driver To Take More Of Them Than Agreed is the Most Entitled, Privileged Bulls**t You'll See This Month

Is Supergirl Getting Blonder? Is That Part of Her Powers?

'Harry Potter' Anti-Abortion Sign Leads To One Hell Of a Tumblr Debate

This is Not an Effective Formation, You're All Just Randomly Pointing Guns

Here's What You're Missing At Coachella This Weekend, Including The Weeknd

Red Wine Infused With Cold Brew Coffee: A Serious Pajiba Investigation

BBC Under Fire For Airing Landmark Racist Speech

Joshua Henry Stars As Billy Bigelow In The Broadway Revival Of 'Carousel' Opening Tonight

Questionable Fashion: Welcome To The Future Nobody Asked For

Fictional Dysfunctional DC is Less Fun When Real DC is Even More Extravagantly Dysfunctional

What Cover Song Is Better Than The Original?

Justice For Wiebe! Over A Decade After 'The King Of Kong', Billy Mitchell Finally Stripped Of His Donkey Kong Records

*Stars in Waiting for Renewal*

Hey, Liberals, I Can't Believe This Needs Repeating But: Jeff Bezos and Robert Mueller Are Not Your F***ing Heroes

This Pop-Up Avocado Museum Sounds Like Some Serious Millennial Bullsh*t

What Song Always Gets Stuck In Your Head For Days At A Time?

Which Val Kilmer is Best Val Kilmer?

An Open Letter To Spring, Who Needs To Get It Together

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How to Respond When a Creator Attacks a Critic Online

The Many Confused Faces of Watching 'Legion'

The Biggest and Funniest Musical Flops of All Time

Trevor Noah Masterfully Exposes the Trump-Enabling Dangers of 'Objective/Both Sides Journalism'

"Getting Moved to a Worse Time Slot, It's Something That Happens to A Lot of Guys. It's Fine, Really."

Hold On To Your Butts! Universal Orlando Wants To Welcome You To Jurassic Park! (Sort Of)

And Now You Know What Matthew Macfadyen Looks Like Just Before He Makes a Move

This is the Tibetan Mastiff, the World's Most Expensive Dog, But Are We Sure It Isn't Just a Bear?

"What Do You Mean We Got a Tenth Season?"

Today in WTF: What Are 'Arm Tights'? And Also... Why?

"One Day Our Society Will Bring Forth a Hero, Who Will Introduce Diffuse Lighting and a Higher Set Budget"

Review: ‘The Last Movie’ Podcast Has A Great Concept But Terrible Execution

Look, We Can All Agree Beautiful People Have Problems Too, But ...

Don't Call it a Comeback

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Living Next To An Obnoxious A**hole ...

We Are Hiring Night and Weekend Writers

Good Giant Panda News Demands A Panda GIF Party!

"It's a Reverse 'Planet of the Apes' But Everyone is Still People" - How This Show Was Pitched

Watch What Happens When One Company That Owns Dozens of TV Stations Panics Over 'Fake News'

Gonna be Humming "Jesus Christ, Leisure Wear!" Just Based on This Photo

So Convenient When Your Monster Deformities Stop Before They Ruin Your Tits

Twitter Reacts To Jeff Sessions' Time Magazine Cover

'The Americans' Final Season Coincides With What Seems to be America's Final Season

As Mr Brightside Spends Its 200th Week In The Charts, We Ask: Which Other 2004 Hits Deserve A Comeback?

We Have Seen Hell, and it is Ernest Cline's 'Nerd Porn' Poetry

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Guns, And The Americans Who Can't Get Enough Of Them

A Whole Night of "Why, Though?"

If You Try Real Hard, You CAN Make This an AU 'Game of Thrones' Spin Off

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? YOU Decide

Some Shows are Definitely Premiering Tonight and Some Shows May Be Sneakily Premiering Tonight

I Can't Tell If This Music Video is Poignant or Exploitative

Is This The Sexiest Cast Ever Assembled For a Movie?

The Superman Show That's Not a Superman Show

'Why No WHITE PANTHER?'

"Keep Singing, Kids! This Show Cost Us Four Portable Classrooms!"

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Co-Worker Drama, From Sauerkraut To Sadness

Still Can't Tell the Difference Between Freddie Highmore Plotting to Kill People and Freddie Highmore Plotting to Save People

Black Widow's Hair Choices as Character Development

We Judge, But None of Us Would Turn Down CBS Procedural Money Either

Can Makeup Cause a Face To Veer Into the Uncanny Valley? Maybe!

Guy Goes Onto Reddit to Whine About His Professor; Professor Shows Up in the Comments to Address Complaints, Be Sarcastic

Gal Gadot Posing in a Batman Mask is Terrifying? Attractive? Terrifyingly Attractive?

When Worlds Collide: Pop Culture Crossovers We'd Like To See

John is Angry Covered in Paint in the Back of the Van

Workplace Comedies Tell Us What Professional Writers Think Other Offices Are Like

"You Have Been Selected to Argue in One of Our Most Prestigious Courts Because You Are so Young and Attractive, Obviously."

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Hardcore Parental Honesty Edition

Reddit Asks the Question: 'Africans of Reddit, What Are the Greatest Misconceptions People Have About Your Native Country?'

Mary is Still Killing People, Unclear if She is Also Eating Them

Ways to Write the New 'Bond 'Movie that Will Preserve Daniel Craig's Rapidly Disintegrating Body

In 1856 a Freed Slave Wrote a Letter to His Former Master: 'You Owe Us $11,680 for 52 Years of Unpaid Labor'

Can He Pull Off An Illusion That Makes Us Forget We've Already Seen This Show?

Shocking Racist Abuse At A British University Goes Viral On Twitter

All Sitcoms Now are Just a Mad-Libs of Previous Sitcoms

British Tabloid 'The Sun' Gets Outraged by 'Snowflake Students Misunderstanding Frankenstein'. Twitter Responds.

The CW Contemplates The Dangers of Living Like You Have No Tomorrows, Kinda

Humanity is a Plague Upon this Earth

A Night of Potential Future Presidents at the Apollo

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: The Cleanliness Conundrum, Or "So You Married A Slob..."

These Two Guys Discovering Rock and Metal Music is the Most Heartwarming, Joyful Thing You'll See Today

Liv Deserves Better Than Imagine Dragons Anyway

From Crochet Squares to Downward Dog: The Joys of Sucking at Something You Love

Five(ish) Fun Facts To Win Your Oscar Party!

Law Professor Absolutely Destroys Student Letter Protesting Her Wearing a 'Black Lives Matter' T-Shirt

Look Around At How Lucky We Are to Be Alive Right Now (For TV Purposes)

What’s The Naughtiest Thing You Did At School?

A Little Less Spree Killing, A Little More Coffee and Contemplation

Ta-Nehisi Coates Is Taking On 'Captain America' For All The Right Reasons

Saoirse Ronan is the Most Patient Woman in the World

Let's Talk Bad Movies: What Films Have You Walked Out On?

We Were All Clamoring for a Tupac and Biggie Show that Focuses on White Detectives, Right? Well, That's What USA Thinks.

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Make Friends, The Pajiba Way!

Start Taking Bets on Who Survives Pilot Season: Round 2!

What's The Embarrassing Music Your Parents Forced On You?

Don't Put Women On a Pedestal. It Doesn't Help Anyone.

Is This Pistachio-Eating Man The Most Annoying Person in the World?

Victoria Demonstrating Polite Audience Engagement, and Albert Demonstrating the Opposite

KFC Was FCKed By A Chicken Shortage... And Spun The Hell Out Of It

How Michael B. Jordan Went From Wallace in 'The Wire' to Erik Killmonger: A Visual Guide

'A Series of Unfortunate Events' Author Lemony Snicket Accused of Making 'Crass and Belittling' Comments Toward Female Colleagues

Alan McSmith is a Man Who Will Stare Down a Charging Bull Elephant With a Stick

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Watch One Man Rage Against... Priyanka Chopra?!

Leslie Jones and The Joy of Watching the Winter Olympics

Forget The Pajiba 10: This Year, It's The Pajiba 2 And It's Janelle Monáe With Tessa Thompson In 'Dirty Computer'

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Are You Sick Of Trying To Explain To People?'

Skincare Brands Have Social Media Drama Too

Facebook is a Filthy Cesspit of Fake News and Narcissistic Validation. I'm So Glad I Deleted My Account.

Time To Declare 'Lip Synch Battle' Dead. From the Highs of Zendaya and Tom Holland to... This.

A Chair At The Beach

Mikaela Shiffrin Will Fly Down the Mountain, or Off It, Depending on the Wind Tonight

Jerry Seinfeld on Diversity in Comedy: 'Who Cares? Are You Making Us Laugh Or Are You Not?'

Rate This Apology: Oxfam Is Sorry, But Can We Forgive Them?

What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard?

What if the REAL Oak Island Treasure is All the Money the History Channel Paid Us Along the Way?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Gal Gadot

Chopping Food with Your Teeth Is Not OK, and We Will Not Tolerate Any Debate on the Matter

'American Dad' or American Sports, Pick One

'The Valentine Coin': This Cryptocurrency Will Not Get You Laid

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What's an Adult Problem Nobody Prepared You For?'

Really Good Actors Staring into the Middle Distance, Must be a New Alan Ball Show!

The Colour Orange Can F**k Right Off: What Are Your Small, Petty, Irrational Hatreds?

Assholes Ruin Everything

Getting Ready for Olympics Debates Like

Horrific Spider-Scorpion Found Preserved in Amber and DEAR GOD PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK

Everyone's Putting Eggs Inside Their Dogs' Mouths to Show How Gentle They Are. Some Dogs Are Better At It Than Others

'Channel Zero' Back at it Again With Pretty Creepy Pictures and Maybe a Plot This Time?

What Martin Luther King Actually Thought About Car Commercials

At Night, Tiny Spiders F*ck On Your Face: An 'Every Little Thing' Review

This Mutant Crayfish Clones Itself (And Sounds Effing Delicious)

Kendrick Lamar and SZA's 'All The Stars' Video Will Tide You Over Until 'Black Panther' Comes Out

Look At All the Happy Memories This Show is About To Ruin

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Dating Someone Your Parents Are Going To Hate...

Just As Nothing Seems to End on CBS, Nothing Ever Seems to Actually Start Either

This is About the Funniest Thing You'll See Today: What British Sports Look Like to Non-British People

5 Shows After Dark: Super Bowl Counter Programming 2018

What Movie Transformed You From A Child Into An Adult?

The Pacarana is a Huge, Super Cute Rodent (and Also That Thing You Thought Was a Showering Rat)

The 'It's Always Sunny' Cast Stretch Their Talents by Playing Other Unlikable People

#NotMyMythbusters

The Strange History Of Bad Ideas: Human-Chimp Hybrids

Chinese Family Spend 6 Months Working Out and Holy S**t!

Black Lightning Vs. The Orange Disaster

Why is Elon Musk Selling Flamethrowers?

50/50 if This is From 'The Alienist' or the Avett Brothers Documentary

Reddit Asks the Question: 'Airport Employees, What is the Strangest, Funniest, Scariest Thing That Happened At Your Airport?'

What Are Those Round Things on the Back of People's Phones?

What's The Creepiest Thing A Kid Has Said To You?

It's Time for the Awards Show That Only Gives Out About Five Awards On Stage

When Do Shows Start Doing "All-Stars" Editions of the "All-Stars" Seasons?

Do You Need A Giant Gold Baby? This One's Free

Someone Needs Another Pep Talk From Coach Taylor

How Much of a Simple-minded Moron Does it Make Me That This Video Made Me Cackle Like a Lunatic?

Damming Report Exposes an Elite 'Only Men Allowed' Charity Event in London: Black Ties, Politicians, and Harassed Hostesses in Skimpy Outfits

Just Some of Ursula K. Le Guin's Greatest Quotes

It's Ladies Night on 'Drunk History' and All Your Faves are Here

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Let's Get Apocalyptic

Comment Diversion, Monday Edition: What's Your Dream Job?

Petition to Rename the Genre Murder Mehsteries

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What is Usual in Europe But Unusual in America?'

"Tonight, We Learn if a 'Sneak Peek' Can be TV Code for 'Premiere.'"

Subscription Addiction: Hello Fresh Revisted

Look, It's a Bunch of People Acting Shocked That 'Grey's Anatomy' is Still On!

An Emotional Journey Through Five Cookies

Diet Coke Puts Lipstick On A Pig... I Mean, Launches New Flavors And Can Redesign

We May Be Reaching Peak Ryan Murphy

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What is a Very Minor Thing You Do in Secret But People Might Look At You Differently If They Found Out?'

Have You Heard the One About The Poop Knife?

The CW's New Superhero is Not a Former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and Thank TV Jebus for That

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Ex-Pat In The Age Of Trump

What the Hell is a Huntsman Spider But Even More Importantly: WHY is it?!

Any Pizza Can Be A Personal Pizza, And Other Deep Pizza Thoughts

Every Generation Leaves Behind a Legacy

Donald Trump's Supporters Tried To Arrest The Mayor Of London. It Didn't Go Too Well

Questionable Fashion: What Purpose Does That Boob-Knot Serve?

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Are Some Slang Terms a 50-Year Old Dad Can Say to His Daughter to Embarrass Her?'

Can There be Too Much Ted Danson? Probably.

The Other Time We Got To Enjoy Grizzled Mark Hamill

How We're Looking at Chris Carter Now and Forever

Man Straight Up Crushes a F**kin' Wasp Nest With His Bare Hands. I Don't Understand the World Anymore

The Last 'Major Crimes' Entry in "Pictures of People in the Same Scene Clearly Reacting to Different Things"

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So Your Wife Refuses To Shave Her Legs In The Winter...

Happy National Bird Day! Here's A Giant Eagle That Looks Like Nic Cage

Conservative Councillor Aims To Cleanse The Streets Of Homeless Before Royal Wedding

Four Judges Come Together to Promote Their Careers Under the Guise of Mentorship, Again

The Latest Health Food Craze: Just What The Hell Is 'Raw Water' And How Stupid Do You Have To Be To Buy It?

Reddit Asks the Question: 'What Were You Told to Keep Secret About a Company You Worked For, But Now You Don't Work There Anymore, So F**k Those Guys'?

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

Even Mulder is Getting Suspicious of That Wig, But Mulder is Suspicious of Everything

Modern Day Inquisition or Fun TV Game Show? Who Can Tell!

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do You Smell What I Smell?

New Zealanders Build Island to Avoid Alcohol Ban

The Best GIFs of the Year

Pee-Trees And Used Cheeseburgers: The Greatest Gifts I've Ever Received

We Get It: Alt-Right Wingnuts Blame Women For Ruining Everything (Movie Edition)

Reconstruction of a Skull Found at Stonehenge is Basically Jim Carrey

A Nice, Mellow Night of Christmas Carols Seems Like a Good Idea Right Now

When Santa Brings The Wrong Version of the Toy You Asked For

Some of the Best Names Found Posting Pro-Repeal Comments on FCC Website. Including: Barack Obama

Who's Gonna Get #NotMyRalphie Going?

Witness the Blasted Hellscape That is the 'Nice Guy'

A Holiday Open Letter to Ellen Griswold: The Season's Most Tragic Figure

Seedless Cocktail Avocados: Let's Blame Millennials Or Brunch Or Something

Meet MonPère, The Murder Pillow For On-The-Go Travelers

A Bot Was Fed All 'Harry Potter' Books and Asked to Come Up With a Chapter and the Result Might be the Greatest Novel Ever Written

How Do Real Librarians Feel About 'The Librarians'?

How Long Has This Stain Been On My Shirt? An Exploration

Parents Need to Start Enforcing the Naughty List On Christmas. Here's How

Gilbert Gottfried and Three Dudes from a Casting Call for a "Beer Snob" Get in The Cash Cab...

Review: 'Sweeney Todd' Performed In A Pie Shop Is Twisted And Brilliant

"Oh, You Got Us a New Timeslot. Again. Great."

Place Your Bets on the Total Pineapple Count in the Comments

Dear Everyone: Workplace Boundaries are Not That Difficult Even When You Work With Naked People

It's Even Better if You Imagine This As the Later Days of Detective Elliot Stabler

A Time-Saving 'Hamilton' Rendition For Our Busy Lives

DC Show on The CW or a New, Irritating Bud Light Commercial?

Pajiba's Guide to Cool Sh*t to Buy For Your Friends and Family This Holiday Season

Anti-Gift Guide: Please Never Buy This Horrible, Baffling Thing For Anyone. Not Even Yourself.

Pictured: Either the Start of a Great Story or The Start of a Panic Attack

We Replicated Donald Trump's Order at McDonalds; It Did Not Go Well

It's OK to Be White, But We Can Stop Being F**king A**holes About It

Scientists Finally See Sense And Decide That Glitter Is Evil, Should Be Banned

Larry David is Here to Stave Off Holiday Overload for One More Week

60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part II

60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part I

Mysterious Fart Disrupts City Council Meeting

Some Important Cancellation News

The Scottish Workers Who Stopped Pinochet's Engines of War

Buttons: They're For More Than Locking Doors!

Nothing But Respect for MY Elf on the Shelf/Stage

It's Cold Outside, So Here Are Some Festive Commercials To Warm Your Cockles

Can He Bellow "TAFT! WAKE UP YOU WALRUS!" Just Once?

This Looks More Like 'Mildly Perturbed Mortal' Than an Angry Angel, but OK Freeform

There Are About A Half Dozen Christmas Movies On Too, But You Can Find Those Yourselves

The Overlords Weigh In On What Pop Culture-Related Things We Are Thankful For in 2017

Wu-Tang Clan Vs. Woof-Tang Clan: The Only Battle That Matters

'Get An Electric Bicycle So That You Can Keep Up With Your Boyfriend'

Is There A Difference Between Science And Science Fiction? This F**knut Says 'Nah'

Now This is Just the Maroon Scrubs Show

Astronomers Discover Object From Another Solar System Near Our Sun, Redditors Turn This Into a Pretty Great Movie Script

Chinese Movie Theaters Promoting 'Justice League' Use Poster Showing Brutal Death of Marvel Heroes

The Most Expensive Patch of Facial Hair in The World

Starbucks Weaponizes Your Love Of Peppermint Mocha To Push Gay Agenda

That Baby Looks Like He Upstages Everyone Else on The Show Regularly

A Round-Up Of Uplifting News, Because We Just Need It Sometimes Fer Chrissakes (And Also A Bunch Of Puppies)

The Anti-Gift Guide: Corkcicle's Cigar Glass

A Candidate For Filling Your TV Viewing Card, If Recent Events Have Left an Opening

Why Do Wal-Mart (and Many, Many Others) Sell Photos of Japanese Internment?

Coconut Crabs: Nature's Deliciously Named Giant Hellspawn

Finding New Talent on Food Network Would be a Very Ryan Murphy Move

I Watched 'The Great British Bake Off' For the First Time and Dear God, People...

Are We Sure He Has a Plan? Like, Really Sure?

Video Hilariously Breaks Down What Happens in the Moments Between the Bits Shown in a Montage

No One Wears a Bow-Tie Like Walton Goggins. No One.

Why All Content Creators Should Be Worried About Florida's Supreme Court

The Original 'Grey's Anatomy' Interns Must Have One Hell of a Tontine For These Two To Still Be Hanging On

Drinking In A Hopeless Year: Cocktail Lessons For When You Stop Giving A F**k

If Only Alton Brown Would Adjudicate All Thanksgiving Battles

Remember Hope? Twitter Compares Who We Were Last Election With Who We've Become

Period Dramas! Keeping Vaguely Recognizable Actors in Terrible Haircuts For Our Entertainment!

'Ride With Norman Reedus' But Not To Kill Zombies

'Shameless' Promo Images Are Always Wacky Fun When the Show is More Life is a Horrifying Wheel of Suck

Gothamist And DNAinfo Shut Down After Writers Vote To Unionize

New Home Renovation Porn for Your Enjoyment/Exasperation!

Looks Like Someone Has Some Thoughts on Their TPS Reports

Tuesday Night TV Will Inspire You to Conjure Up Halloween Plans

How Halloweeny Is *Too* Halloweeny?

This Man Looks Entirely Too Calm and Relaxed To Plunge His Hands into Someone's Innards

The Thrilling Finale of 'The Deuce' Will Tell Us Which Men Will Continue Successfully Exploiting Women

The End of 'No End' House, As Far As We Know

This Would Be Worse if Twitter Hadn't Already Ruined the Phrase "Drop the Mic"

What is Your Useless Skill?

Pajiba After Dark: Salmon Sex Can Move Mountains

"You Know, the Real Original Sin is Whatever's Happening With That Wig"

Negan and Rick are Tough, But Carl's the Only Man to Find Shampoo in the Zombie Apocalypse

CAGE-RAGE: Nic Cage Battles Japanese Corn Snack Armed Only With His Own Face!

Behind The Dead You'll Find a Lot of Red Corn Syrup

Woman Provides Perfect Analogy for Why Women Don't Like to Be Hit on in Public

Serious Question: Is This Outfit Hot Or Not?

If You Are Vaguely Unsettled by This Image You've Got the 'Channel Zero' Experience Already

I WANT IT! Lego Will Release 'Women of NASA' Set On November 1st

If Your Own Family Photos Are Fraught Enough For You, Try Ones Written to be Horribly Sad!

'I'm an addict!' No, you're not. You're a pathological misogynist: Sue Perkins Eviscerates Harvey Weinstein

The Most Important Thing to Know About This Scene is it Happens at Table 96 in Vera's

Time to Make Room for 'The Walking Dead' Show Everyone Actually Wants to Watch

Who's Up For A Friendly, Consensual Internet Group Hug?

So Shines a Favorite Show in a Weary World

This Fungus Looks Like It's Going To Drag You To Hell (It Won't... But Still)

"When Does a Monotone Voice-over From an Unreliable Narrator Become a Bad ASMR Video Instead of a Good TV Show?"

Company Sells Women's Suits with Gender-Swapped Ads Where it's Men who are the Dehumanised Props for a Change

This Man is Clearly Totally Alone. Just Look at This Crane Shot Showing You So.

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Socks, Muggles, and Racism

Another New Show About America's Model Military. Literally.

The Day's Very Worst Thing Followed by Day's Very Best Thing

If The Dodgers Lose The World Series... Blame Me

SyFy Channel is Steadily Becoming the Butt-Kicking Ladies Channel

This Woman Takes Selfies With Every Man Who Catcalls Her

This is Exactly How One Should React to 'No End House'

It's Official: Santa Claus Is Dead

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: We Got Our First Question... And It's A Doozy

The Fate of The World Rests in the Hands of A Hapless White Dude. How is This a Comedy?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Free Advice From Unqualified People On The Internet

My Eye Is A Cone, And Other Stories Of Terrible Eyesight

To the Timeless Life and Music of Tom Petty

"It Looks Like it Could Be the Return of Fall Television" "Seems Suspicious"

There's No Better Gauge of Our Humanity Than a Heartwarming Random Act of Kindness

R.O.U.S. ALERT: Giant Tree-Dwelling Rats Are Totally A Thing

A Bad Perm and Early '90s Fashion Got Sarah Paulson an Awards Hat-Trick Last Year, Can They Repeat?

New Game This Season: Is this Freddie Highmore From 'Bates Hotel' or 'The Good Doctor'?

Who's Ready for Michelle Yeoh's Captain Georgiou Catchphrase?

The Most Physically Intimidating Person in This Picture Isn't the Superhero or Supervillain, It's The Butler

The Terrible Truth Behind Sydney's Murderous Scorned Women

Got A Reputation Problem? The 'Teflon White People' PR Agency Is Here To Help!

Get Ready For Another Season of Really Intriguing Imagery That Never Truly Pays Off

The Tale Of The Impossible Tie Throw, As Told By Three Perfect Reactions

Who's Ready to Revisit the Fashion and Culture of the Early 00s?

Jeremy Corbyn Shows Us The Best Way Of Dealing With Piers Morgan

Looking at TV With Similar Levels of Forced Enthusiasm Right Now

The Judge of the Tobacco Valley

This is All, As The Kids Say, Too Real

Let's Focus on This Part of Comedy Central's Schedule Tonight

Sunglasses Guy, Plant Pot Guy, Or Happy Pointy Guy. Who's Your Favourite?

The Year of the Ensemble Murder Drama Starring Nicole Kidman

A Small Dose of Justice for Brock Turner, Rapist

Ahhh, the Annual Migration of the Bachelors and Bachelorettes. Such a Wonderful Natural Phenomena.

So Down For This Odd Cop Couple

When Your Fun Nostalgia Game Show Looks Like a Terrifying David Lynch Fever Dream, You've Done Something Wrong

Many Things Are The Worst This Fall, This Show is One of Them

Clueless Middle-Aged White Dude Weighs in on the PC Culture in YA Book Industry

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Fox Trying to Claw Back Your Attention from Cable and Streaming Shows

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Through the Wormhole and Straight Into Your Face

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Once Upon a Time All the Characters Decided the Story Was Over and ABC Said "Nah"

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Frankly, Why Was a Show With This Cast Way Off on WGN to Begin With?

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Hunt A Killer Brings True Crime Right to Your Doorstep

All That Marvel Money and They Still Can't Buy Decent Wigs

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When a Murdering Drug Dealer is Also an Exemplary Manager

What The Hell Is Going On With This House?

Kevin Sr.'s John the Baptist Impression Needs Some Work

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Review: We Tried Starbuck's Midnight Mint Frappuccino®

The Swearing Will Probably Eventually Feel Anachronistic, But Who Cares?

F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Famous Trios Edition

What Quotes or Sayings Do You Find Actually Help You in Life?

"Do You Like Downton Abbey? Well This is the Exact Opposite of That!"

Reddit Asks The Question: 'What's the Weirdest Thing a Complete Stranger Has Said To You?'

Guess That Particular Set of Skills Doesn't Include Keeping Your Cover

Another Helping of Feel-Good Television For Your Springtime Viewing!

Now Look What You've Gone And Done

Fyre Festival Is The Music Event We Deserve Right Now

Doritos Made 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' Bags That Play the Soundtrack

This Lady Definitely Has the Right Idea, But the Wrong Beverage

Which Are The Stupidest Pants On The Internet?

This is Not the Face of the Brains of the Operation

When The Song Rings Out, We March: Remembering Portugal's Remarkable, Bloodless Carnation Revolution

Of COURSE Unicorns Are The New Big Thing

Jonathan Demme, Director of 'Silence of the Lambs,' Has Passed Away

'Blond Ambition' Biopic Is In the Works, But Who Will Play Madonna?

National Geographic Channel Wants Us to Think Weird Thoughts About Young Albert Einstein, Don't They?

#ThingsILearnedFromCartoons That Everyone Should Know For Great Life Success

"This is Definitely Moving Towards a Happy Ending for Me. Definitely."

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Reddit Asks The Question: What is a Scientific Fact That You Know is True But Still Blows Your Mind

THIS Show Fu.... You Know How it Goes

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Watching Other People Play Video Games Seems Appropriate for Today's Date

Pajiba Store News and Design Tutorial

One Way To Look At The Aaron Hernandez Tragedy

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There is No Such Thing as Too Much Carrie Coon

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So, Harry Styles Is Kind of Great

Did He Just Hear the Verdict or His Chances at Renewal?

Jack Bauer Would've Tortured His Way to Better Ratings if He Had To or Was Given an Excuse To

Kevin Garvey and Jesus Are Also Similarly Ripped

An Incomplete List Of Things Fascists Are Currently Ruining

If You Know Who This is On Sight, Tonight is Your Night

The NYPost Takes the Week's Prize for Worst Troll Job

In Memory of Charlie Murphy (1959 - 2017)

Apparently, London and the Wild West Had Much in Common in the Late 1800s

Let's Talk About Freedom Of Speech: Artist's Edition

Dorothy Mengering, An Honest to God National Treasure, Has Passed Away

Tonight We Learn What it Means to Get Hit by a Bus, Which is Apparently Not Self-Evident

Looks Like Someone is Calling Saul Again

Honestly, What Will It Take For United Airlines To Fix Itself At This Point?

If You Thought Chris Hardwick Was Too Contained on "Talking Dead" I Have Great News.

That's a Guy Whose Work Problems Are Out of This World!

Is It Still Called the Danger Zone in Dreamland or Is It The Area of Potential Distress?

Bet He's Thinking That He Should've Put Away More Money for Tattoo Removal

What's Your Worst Movie Theatre Experience?

First Question: Why is The One Lady Cosplaying? Did She Miss a Memo or Did Everyone Else?

This Street Vigilante Corrects Grammar In The Night Like A True Hero

Which Lies are Big? Which Lies are Little? Find Out Tonight!

Three Stars is Probably The Best That Most of Us Can Hope For Out of Life

Actors Playing Two Roles Is The Beating Heart Of Suck

Made It To the End of the Season Without a 'Legion Airs' Joke! Almost.

Congress Passes Law to Revoke Broadband Privacy Rules, But What Does It Mean?

The End of Bones, For Real This Time

The Personification of Tough Love

If You Didn't Like Iron Fist, AMC Would Like to Talk

Conan O'Brien and Scientists Say That You Should 14/10 Not Trust Puppers

When You Need a Real Thigh-Slapper To Take You Into the Weekend

Dustassleton II: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bombogenesis

Suspect in Jewish Bomb Threats Is a F**king Teenager

It's Your Typical Good News, Bad News Situation

When Your Friends Wimp Out of Costume Night, But You're Already There

Ten Surefire Reality Show Ideas Sure to Be Huge Hits

Nothing Good Ever Comes of Robots That Look Like People. Nothing.

Hints, Allegations And Things Left Unsaid From Last Week's Road Trip

HBO's Sunday Night of Less Than Sympathetic Main Characters

The Show for People Who Want to Hate Pancakes is Back, Sports Stuff Too

After So Long of Not Working, These Guys Are Retiring

DAY 3: Lord Castleton and Dustin Take a Trip Across America (In a Blizzard)

There's a Sanctuary Where You Can Have a Sleepover with Sloths and You've Already Stopped Reading This

Starring John Lithgow as Robert Durst, Basically

Finally, Britain Unites -- To Criticise DI Alec Hardy’s Tea-Making Skills

Here, Have Some Runaway Snow Ponies

Researchers Now Know Why Women in Yogurt Commercials Get Excited About Yogurt

Adorable Children Make the Creepiest Adults

There’s No Way This Noise-Cancelling Mouthpiece Doesn’t Get Used For Public Phone Sex

Has ABC Stumbled Into the Most Politically Relevant Show of 2017?

More 'Lipstick' and Men's Underwear for Growers, Not Showers

Strange Bedfellows: The New Party Game Sure To Inspire Boners And Bummers

Host of Tropical Island Survival Shows Looks Like a Great Job

FMK: Michael Shannon, Michael Sheen, Michael K. Williams

Percy Bysshe Shelley: The Revolutionary Poet We All Need Right Now

A Movie Theater Chain Has Found a Novel Way to Destroy the Moviegoing Experience

Are You Afraid of Americans? Or Just Afraid of that Wallpaper?

Scientists: 'We Want Robots Covered in Human Skin!' The World: 'Go Home, You're Drunk'

Those Women Must Have Been Actors to Start Actively Applauding This Dude on First Sight

15% Off Everything Today At The Brand New Pajiba Merch Store!

Sunday Night's Alright for Fighting

Your Dick Is Dumb, So Let The Brits Help

Teenagers and Cat-Ear Headbands: A Timeless Love Story

Girlie Glue: When You Want to Turn Your Baby into Mrs. Potato Head

Denny's Captures The Country's Bleak Political Mood in Brilliant Twitter Ad

We Will All Need Large Fruity Drinks Tonight

LEGO Is Making A Women Of NASA Minifig Set And It's Adorable

'When We Rise' Brings Michael K. Williams Back to Your TV Screens

Briefly, on Denzel vs. Affleck at the Oscars

The Internet Has Lost One Of Its Most Distinctive Voices

In Case You're Not Into Hollywood Patting Itself on the Back

Bill Paxton Dead at 61

TGIT: The Best Place to See Oscar-Nominated Actresses Over 40

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Communicating How Dumb You Are With This Look for 17 Years

Did You Need Some New Nightmare Ideas? Edges2Cats Can Help

Please Enjoy This Haunting Melody Which Is Also A Unicorn

"Whatcha Thinkin' Bout?" "Oh, Just How to Make You Ugly Cry Tonight.

Looks Like Someone Forgot Her Umbrella-ella-ella

The Dictionary’s Guide to Trump

That Look When You're the Lead on a CBS Streaming-Only Series

A Eulogy for Monopoly's Worst Game Piece

Fun Story: According To U.S. Tariff Codes, The X-Men Aren't Human

When You Can Feel Yourself Getting Dragged Back Into Nonsense

We Received a Press Release for Kid-Friendly Ecstasy for Children and I Need to Talk About It

"It Always Seems Impossible Until it's Done."

Dr. Saroyan is Looking Forward to Getting Out of Those Restrictive Autopsy Suits

Who Is Responsible For This 'Violets Are Blue' Fake News Bulls**t?

Models Who Should Get To Do Nude Playboy Photoshoots Now That Playboy Wants Nudes Again

Those Sunglasses Should Get a Supporting Credit

Guess Who's Back Just in Time for Valentine's Day?

Question: Are You An Alpha Woman Who Is Unable to Love?

If You Truly Love Something, Drink it By the Gallon

That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things,' Plus a Fat Suit

Leopard Print is Always a Good Look. Always.

Jane the Virgin - OMG! Spoilers Spoilers SO Many Spoilers

Good That Richard Splett Has a Backup Plan, Now that 'Veep' is a Documentary.

Jimmy Olsen Heard You Had a Bad Night Last Night and Wants to Help

Super Bowl Counterprogramming Guide (Hint: Just Watch PBS)

Viola Davis Sees Your Poor Attempt at Addressing Race Relations, CBS

Actual, Liveable Self-Care Tips for this Bonkers Bullsh*t Time

"Real Leaders Must be Ready to Sacrifice All for the Freedom of the People."

If a Teen Wolf Did Hibernate, Would It Look Any Different Than Standard Teen Sleeping Habits?

He's Got a Passion in His Robes And He Ain't Afraid to Show It

To Salma Hayek, Shirley MacLaine, Cat Cora and Anyone Shouting Down Jessica Williams and Other Women? Just. F*cking. Listen

Quick Reminder: This Is Why We Should All Be 100% In Favor of Punching Nazis

Those Sails Are, At Best, Off-White

President Fitzgerald Grant: The Most Unattractive Handsome Man on TV

Those Are Some Awfully Well-Bathed 17th Century Witches There

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Meet the Man with the Biggest Penis in the World

Study Asserts Higher Minimum Wage Could Be a Form of Birth Control for Teenage Girls

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What Did Trump Say To Melania?

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Here Are Your 2017 Razzie Nominees and Predicted Winners!

Here She Comes to Save the Day, Please?

The Weekend's Best Inauguration Story Involved Trump's Inaugural Cake

What Show Does This Still Look Like It's Knocking Off?

Samoas or Caramel deLites? Why Do Girl Scout Cookies Have Different Names Depending On Where You Live?

45 Pop Culture Facts that NO ONE DENIES

A Riddle: What has Golden Hair, a Tiny Penis, and Can Fly?

Spend One Last Night in 'The Good Place'

A Photo of Some Trees or Maybe the New History Channel Show, Who Knows

Questionable Cultural Sensitivity, Excellent Men's Outerwear and Hats

Greenlight These TV Remakes of Popular Movies Now

Nothing Says Friendship Like Forcing Your Friends To Watch Bad Movies

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The Popest with the Mostest

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Young Popes Vs. Young Queens

That's Not... Honey, That's the Locker Room Not the Weight Room

Wait! Don't Boycott L.L. Bean Because of Trump!

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Our President-Elect Doesn't Care About Racists, But Dairy Queen Sure as Hell Does

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The 90s Really Are Coming Back, Unfortunately

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The WaPo Express Did a Cover Story on the Women's March. They F*cked It Up

A Full Range of Emotional Responses Suitable for the Return of TV

Apple to Introduce 'Theater Mode' For Your iPhone, Which Could Do to Theaters What Trump Is Doing to America

Subscription Addiction: Julep Brings Brave Pretty To Your Makeup Routine

Guess They Decided to Make No Bones About It Anymore.

Will Getting Hit By a Bus Kill You?

The Level of Stupidity Among Many Trump Supporters Is Staggering

A Very Serious Discussion of Which 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' Character is Best In Bed

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Day 15: What the F*ck Is this Christmas Pageant All About Anyway? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

An Invaluable Weapon For Fighting Climate Change Disinformation

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Day 14: Reminder--Emma Thompson Is Wearing a Fat Suit and Stays with Her Garbage Husband - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

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Day 12: The Real Villain of the Movie? Laura Linney's Brother's C*ckblock of a Mental Hospital - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

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The 2017 Golden Globe Nominations

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Day 11: Let's Play a Game of Mortal, Imaginary or Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 10: Why Is Emma Thompson's Entire Character a Lie? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 9: Wait, Alan Rickman's Company Does WHAT? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

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Showrunners Are Finally Getting Tired of Using Rape As a Plot Device

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Day 7: A Brief Musical Interlude - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

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Hey, This Is a Thing That Happened: Stephen Bannon Once Wrote Weird, Space-Age Erotic Shakespeare Fanfic

The Second Annual Guide to Shopping Local, the Pajiba Way

Day 6: Is Tony a Time Traveler, Teleporter, or Just a Victim of Bad Editing? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

The Weird Hovering Presence of 'Office Christmas Party' In This Week's 'SNL'

Two of You Are Way Overdressed for This Event

A Series of Reactions to Washington Post's 'How to Make Feminism Great Again' Article

Day 5: What's the Deal with the American Girls and Why Are They Into Garbage Colin? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

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The Exact Day That God Forsook Us

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Public Service Announcement: 'Nocturnal Animals' is Not a Thriller

A Light In The Black: Victory For Standing Rock Water Protectors

WILL These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends or Nah?

Day 4: Alan Rickman's Secretary Might Be a Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 3: What Exactly Is President Billy Bob Doing to Natalie's Head? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'

Day 2: Movie, I'd Like to Have a Word with Your HR Supervisor - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'

Here's the Email That Got 'Bojack Horseman's' Weirdest and Maybe Best Episode to Air

Trying Not To Be Terrified of Our Future on World AIDS Day

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If Only Mike Pence Weren't An Actual Danger to the World, His Law School Comic Strip Phase Might Have Been the Weirdest Thing About Him

Time to Convene a Search Party to Find a Better Time for 'Search Party'

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The Heart-Squishiest Moment From Last Night's 'Parenthood'

5 Shows After Dark: Yay, TV is Finally Coming Back For Real!

Batsh*t Or Brilliant? A Woman Decides To Make Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches In The Desperate Hope He'll Propose To Her

5 Shows After Dark: McHale and Guinness, What Else Could You Ask For?

5 Shows After Dark: Are We Sure This is Whedon? I Don't See An Emotionally Damaged Teenage Girl with Magic Powers Anywhere.

5 Shows After Dark: "F&%cking Finally"

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Was Once a Compelling Image

Damon Lindelof Reveals That 'Lost' Was Originally Pitched As A "Primitive Melrose Place"

'The Counselor' Has Made Cellophane Monsters Out Of Its Leading Ladies. The Patriarchy Is Alive And Well And Living In Los Angeles.

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, James Lipton, How'd You Get So Droll?

Can We Take A Second To Talk About Our Kick-Ass New Pope?

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Already Excited About Whatever's Happening Here

Hold On To Your Horn-Rims, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has Discovered Vines

5 Shows After Dark: This Man Needs a Serious Facial Hair Intervention

5 Shows After Dark: Sheriff Mills's Expression Here is Probably the Best Thing About This Show

5 Shows After Dark: I Woulda Done It Too

Here's a Little Something That'll Take the Edge off Your Friday Faster Than a Whiskey Shot

Men Force Kisses On Women ... Fer Fun, Guys!

5 Shows After Dark: Let's All Drink a Mojito In Tribute

5 Shows After Dark: This Photo Just Gave Me a Small Pop Culture Stroke

5 Shows After Dark: Why Can't This Man Take Roles That Let Him Smile More?

These "How The Lannisters Spent Their Summer Vacation" Photos Will Make You Wish Winter Would Come Already

5 Shows After Dark: I Guess if He's RG3sus, the Rest of Them Are Pigskinpostles?

Tiny, Pink-Clad Badasses Of The World, Rejoice, Major Toy Stores To Do Away With The "Boys" And "Girls" Sections

Sir Ian McKellan Weds Patrick Stewart To His Lady. Your Nergasm Will Live In Infamy.

5 Shows After Dark: HBO Gets Funny Looking Again. More So'n Most People Even.

A Confederacy Of Douches: The Problem With The Cult Of Catcher

Katee Sackhoff Fondling A Dalek Is Cute, But Katee Sackhoff Dressed As Tyler Durden Will Ruin Your Goddamn Day

5 Shows After Dark: New Offensive Tactic: Handoff to Ray Rice, and Then Throw Him Into the Endzone

You Thought The Zardoz Look Was Sexy? Wait Until You See Sean Connery's Mr. Universe Photo From 1950.

5 Shows After Dark: The Term "Frenemies" Seems Strangely Applicable Here

Alicia Silverstone Was Like, Totally, Almost The Lead In "My So-Called Life"

5 Shows After Dark: I Have No Idea if This Show is Good, I Just Like Listening to Idris Elba

Heisenberg Say React: Three Ways Hank and Marie Reacting to Things is the New Angry Hitler Meme?

Which Netflix Original Series Is the Best So Far?

The Place Where "Parks And Recreation" And "Orphan Black" Meet? That's Where Your Heart Explodes.

5 Shows After Dark: This is a Thing That is Happening on Your TV Tonight

5 Shows After Dark: Awwww, They're Expecting!

5 Shows After Dark: Not Only is This a Job, It Should Come with Hazard Pay

Elmore Leonard Dead at 87

Maine's Governor Says President Obama "Hates White People," Continues To Be The Country's Worst Governor

5 Shows After Dark: This is the Closest I'll Get to Subliminal Messaging

Find Out When Your Hooha (or Lance of Love) Got Its Name

5 Shows After Dark: And People Say There's No Market for Quality Entertainment in the US

Simon Pegg Teases A Role In A Marvel Movie. Internet Loses Its Blob.

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Gonna 'Nope' On Outta Here

5 Shows After Dark: Possible the Best Parent on Reality TV. Not That There Was a High Bar.

Donal Logue Talks About Resurrecting "Terriers." But Is That A Good Idea?

5 Shows After Dark: Not Often the End of a Career is So Clearly Captured

Judge Declares That Paula Deen Is Not A Racist, The Rest Of Us, Uh, Disagree

5 Shows After Dark: This is a Huge Missed Opportunity to Put Jamie in a Pork-Pie Hat

5 Shows After Dark: Something Something Knocks Something Heisenberg. Am I Doing it Right?

5 Shows After Dark: Who Doesn't Want More of This On Their TV?

Ack! Beyonce Forgets The First Rule Of Hair Maintenance: You Never Go Full Felicity

5 Shows After Dark: How Long Did it Take Him To Develop that Scruff? Months?

5 Shows After Dark: It's the Ciiiiirrrrrrclllleeee of Liiiiiiiiiiffffeeeeee!

5 Shows After Dark: We Won't Even Discuss the Hair

5 Shows After Dark: Snuffy the Seal Never Stood a Chance

The Fantastically Fabulous Film Females We Miss Ever So Much

5 Shows After Dark: I Refuse To Believe This is a Real Person

5 Shows After Dark: Now I Want to Hear Morgan Freeman Say "You Mad, Bro?"

5 Shows After Dark: Swoopes Is the Most Perfect Surname for a Basketball Player, Ever.

5 Shows After Dark: How Do I Hair?

5 Shows After Dark: Wait, Did "Without a Trace" Come Back Somehow?

5 Shows After Dark: Don't You Love a Farce?

An Open Letter to Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover re: His Decision to Graduate Early from "Community" College

5 Shows After Dark: This Picture is So '90s It Just Stole My Spice Girls CD and Dr Pepper Lip Smackers

5 Shows After Dark: The Internet is Dumb Enough to Keep These Guys in Business Forever

5 Shows After Dark: Look at Him, Ninjaing All Over that Rockwall

Dennis Farina Dead at 69

Aaron Sorkin Continues To Work Out His Issues With Ex-Girlfriends Through His Show

5 Shows After Dark: This Show is Why I'm Broken. God, I Love It.

The Night Michael Showalter Fell in Love With Me

5 Shows After Dark: Can't We Just Give These Two a Talk Show or Something?

5 Shows After Dark: That Jacket, Though, is Pure Genius.

5 Shows After Dark: Family. Duty. Honor. Suits.

5 Shows After Dark: Note to Self - Stay Away from This Woman

A Discussion of Proper Phone Etiquette During A Movie Screening

5 Shows After Dark: If There's One Thing Missing in Media, It's the Opinions of Old White Dudes

5 Shows After Dark: I Hope You Have Your Favorite Intoxicant Handy

5 Shows After Dark: If Only All Cross-Border Politics Could Be So Attractive

Oh Well That's Perfect Actually, Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Join The Slack-Jawed Yokels Of "Fox & Friends"

5 Shows After Dark: Is Making a Drinking Game for This Too Meta?

Your Pajiba 10 Wildcard Entry

5 Shows After Dark: I Wouldn't Follow This Guy to the Corner Store

5 Shows After Dark: Pure Anglophile Bait.

These Bananas Disney Concept Sketches Show That In A Different World, Angelina Jolie Could Be Wearing Antennae

5 Shows After Dark: I Blame Portland For This, Because Why Not?

5 Shows After Dark: Bring It On Was 13 Years Ago, In Case You Didn't Remember

5 Shows After Dark: There's a Lesson Here About Situations Involving Blindfolds, Cameras, and Reality Show Hosts

5 Shows After Dark: How Badly Does Schreiber Want Voight's Hand Off His Shoulder?

5 Shows After Dark: Any Reason For More Ellen is a Good Reason

5 Shows After Dark: If I Had Recycled This Picture From a Previous Season, How Many of You Would Notice?

Meet The Real-Life Leslie Knope Who Fought The Good Fight And Lost Tonight

5 Shows After Dark: She Wears Falafel Well, But She Can't Dance for Beans

5 Shows After Dark: Yup. Sure is a Giant, Mysterious Dome, Isn't It?

Gary David Goldberg Dead at 68

The Best Twitter Reactions To Nik Wallenda's "SkyWire" Walk Across The Grand Canyon

5 Shows After Dark: Slightly More Promising Than Other New Crime Dramas

5 Shows After Dark: The More Clothes They Lose, The Better They Play

Why Does Eating Ice Cream Make You Thirsty?

5 Shows After Dark: Breckin Meyer's Apple Box Budget Must be Out of Control

5 Shows After Dark: A Disturbing Glimpse Into the Evil Miami Heat Locker Room

5 Shows After Dark: And Don't Even Think of Mentioning Her "Dress Size"

5 Shows After Dark: Vampires? What Vampires?

5 Shows After Dark: But Why Is He Hosting a Reality Show? Is It a Joke?

5 Shows After Dark: These Are Their "Very Serious Ghost Hunting" Faces

5 Shows After Dark: This Man is Why I Need Xanax in the Spring

5 Shows After Dark: Crime Dramas Are Getting Prettier Every Year

5 Shows After Dark: That's Not For the Tonys, That's Just How NPH Gets Around

Joss Whedon And The Much Ado About Nothing Cast Talk About Stressing The Human Not The Hymen

5 Shows After Dark: The Only New Cop Drama Premiering Tonight!

5 Shows After Dark: He Finds Your Rage Adorable.

5 Shows After Dark: New Ways to Embarrass Yourself on TV! Excellent!

5 Shows After Dark: Points for the Effort, ABC Family. Let's See You Stick the Landing.

5 Shows After Dark: MINIONS! To the Cocoon!

5 Shows After Dark: You Can Be Frustrated at Jaden Smith All Over Again!

5 Shows After Dark: There's a Redneck Joke Here, Probably. I Refuse to Make It.

5 Shows After Dark: I Watch TV to Relax, Not Feel Sympathetic Shame and Embarrassment

5 Shows After Dark: It is WEIRD How Different She Looks Without the Snaggle-Tooth

5 Shows After Dark: At Least They're Up-Front About the Crazy

5 Shows After Dark: Mr.Ramsay, This is One Time I Want You To Bring the Fire. All Of It.

5 Shows After Dark: Shipping Yards Are Always Bad News

5 Shows After Dark: Maybe This Time It Stands For "The Big CRY"

5 Shows After Dark: Going Into His Fourth Decade of Out-Crazying Everyone Else

5 Shows After Dark: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!

5 Shows After Dark: What's Not To Like About a Consistent Paycheck?

5 Shows After Dark: Who Wants to Play 'Doctor'?

5 Shows After Dark: "I Seriously Doubt All of This is Relevant, Dad"

Baz Luhrmann Tries (And Fails) To Defend The Indefensible Flaw In His Adaptation Of The Great Gatsby

5 Shows After Dark: I Do Hope I'm This Perky at 70

Bless Your Heart: The Drollest Local TV Commercial Series Of All Time

5 Shows After Dark: I Tend to Snack When I'm Bored, Too

Shelley Long: A Celebration

5 Shows After Dark: What Summer Tastes Like

5 Shows After Dark: Women in Their Late 20s Are Here to Take Over TV

In Memoriam: A Visual Tribute To Special Effects Pioneer Ray Harryhausen

5 Shows After Dark: More Neurotic Puppets for Emotionally Stunted Adults

If The Empire Strikes Back is No Longer Topical, Get Off of My Lawn

5 Shows After Dark: No Other Man on TV Wears a Three Piece Suit that Carelessly

5 Shows After Dark: And So the Long Summer Television Wasteland Begins

Let's Have a High School Dance Party

5 Shows After Dark: Extra Nerdy Edition

5 Shows After Dark: Don't Worry, Guys, Sudden Time Shifts Are Scary

5 Shows After Dark: The Best Looking Cast on Television Just Got Better

5 Shows After Dark: To Be Fair, I Look Like That When My Toes are Cold Too

To the Book Readers Spoiling "Game of Thrones" Plots for Everyone Else: Shut Up

5 Shows After Dark: Both of These People are Completely Terrifying

Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"

What Does That Kid From The Red Balloon Look Like These Days?

5 Shows After Dark: I Totally Just Made Myself Hungry

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Guys, Find Alternate Activities for Tonight

5 Shows After Dark: Those Are Ennui Balloons, Not Happy Balloons

5 Shows After Dark: More This, Less Typical Reality Show Crap

The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser

5 Shows After Dark: I Doubt He Does Interviews Shirtless But We Can Hope!

Everything that Irritates Me About Tom Cruise Reduced to a Two-Minute Gag

5 Shows After Dark: Hope You've Got a Netflix Queue Ready for Next Week

5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Find This Particularly Entertaining

5 Shows After Dark: Like Leeloo Had a Baby With a Klingon

5 Shows After Dark: So Much Crazy, So Little Time

We're All Marshmallows: Rob Thomas Thanks "Veronica Mars" Movie Project Supporters

5 Shows After Dark: It's Always So Hard To Say Goodbye

5 Shows After Dark: Spies Like Them

5 Shows After Dark: This is How TV Makes Me Feel Right Now

5 Shows After Dark: Get Ready for ALL the Feels

5 Shows After Dark: Pass the Martinis and Pharmaceuticals

5 Shows After Dark: Lot of Nice Photo Shoots for this Show. Too Bad I Already Hate It.

5 Shows After Dark: They Could Paint the Train Blue, I Guess

5 Shows After Dark: Looks Pretty Normal to Me

5 Shows After Dark: We All Know Where This is Going, But Let's See How They Get There

An Exclusive Visit to the Set of David Fincher's Fight Club

5 Shows After Dark: Ours is the AWESOME!

5 Shows After Dark: I Assume Your Hopes are Appropriately Elevated

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Encouraging Them, Aren't I?

5 Shows After Dark: Whatever They're Paying Greg Louganis, It's Not Enough

One Scenario For How Late Night's Musical Chairs Might Play Out

10 Reasons Why You Absolutely Must Check Out Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" Radio Play

5 Shows After Dark: The Triumphant Return of Batmanuel

5 Shows After Dark: Starring Al Pacino, Helen Mirren, and Some Hilariously Terrible Wigs

Dax Shepard's Heartwarming Account Of His Dying Father Meeting His Unborn Child

5 Shows After Dark: Moral Ambiguity Looks Way Better in a Nice Suit

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, I Need to Wash My Hands Just From Looking at That Picture

5 Shows After Dark: They Definitely Made a Splash with This Photoshop Disaster

5 Shows After Dark: Some Contestants Have Experience Doing Stupid Dances in Front of Large Crowds

5 Shows After Dark: Green Dye is Far From the Worst Thing Dumped in that River

5 Shows After Dark: Who Doesn't Want Glow in the Dark Pets?

5 Shows After Dark: The Pinnacle of Entertainment

Home Is Where the Heart Is Pierced on a Stick and Being Licked by TK Like a Lollipop

5 Shows After Dark: International Perception of Americans Continues to Plummet

5 Shows After Dark: More Ken Marino, Less Butt Monster

5 Shows After Dark: Who Knew Vikings Invented Smizing?

Give Me All the Pajibacon and Eggs You Have: SXSW 2013

5 Shows After Dark: Raise Your Sword if You Are Wrong in All the Right Ways

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Thinking the Heavy Eye Makeup and Baseball Cap Are a No-No

Which of These 15 Women Should Be Annointed the Ultimate Pajiban Girl Crush?

5 Shows After Dark: Oh No, Mr.Olyphant, You Can Leave Your Hat On!

5 Shows After Dark: Don't Try to Clean Your Screens, That Picture is Blurred

5 Shows After Dark: Why Hello There, Budget Tom Hardy!

5 Shows After Dark: The Final Cumberbatchering. OR IS IT?!?

5 Shows After Dark: Your Hurtful Words Made Him Sad

Love Stinks: Two More Adorable Celebrity Couples Throw Their Beautiful Love Away

Results – The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz & Contest

5 Shows After Dark: High Risk of Pants Fires Ahead.

Way Down in the Hole: The Story Everyone Should Be Talking About

5 Shows After Dark: Ken Marino Invites Us All to the Gun Show. Ladies First.

Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards

Silver Linings Cookbook: 11 Oscar Recipes To Wash The Taste Of MacFarlane Out Of Your Mouth

The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Rhimes is to Beveled Glass as Abrams is to Lens Flare

5 Shows After Dark: These Guys Look Well Suited to the Task.

5 Shows After Dark: Is It a Dark Wash Jeans Cult or a Standing Awkwardly Cult?

5 Shows After Dark: They Both Look Absolutely Thrilled.

5 Shows After Dark: How Are You Going to Be Historically Inaccurate This Week, Boys?

Fat Shaming and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts

5 Shows After Dark: Oh My God, You Guys, I Think It's Some Kind of Computer!

5 Shows After Dark: Getting Upstaged By Real Life

5 Shows After Dark: The Dog Version of the Comments Section

A Quick-and-Dirty Nate Silvering of the Oscar Race

5 Shows After Dark: They'll Just Rename Them for the Next Season

5 Shows After Dark: Head Up, Michonne! The Zombies Are Back!

Boozehounding 1999 Movies and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight

5 Shows After Dark: High Five, Annie's Boobs!

"Know Your Overlord" Contest Answers and Winner

5 Shows After Dark: Blurring the Line a Bit, Aren't We?

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Is She Playing Dead Marilyn? Because This Does Not Look Good.

5 Shows After Dark: Beautiful and Terrible as the Dawn

Netflix Gems and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

"Know Your Overlord": A Seriously Random Pajiba Giveaway

5 Shows After Dark: He Can Also Skype With Himself, Apparently

5 Shows After Dark: Cold War Nostalgia, Now With Keri Russell

5 Shows After Dark: How Many of You Are Itchy Now?

Kitty! Also, I Wrote a Book.

5 Shows After Dark: A Meatier Version of Your Standard Alcoholic Lawman

Sundance Diary Day Five

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Pretty Sure Kristen Bell Wasn't Pregnant When They Filmed This

Real-Life Celebrity Friendships and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

5 Shows After Dark: Picking Out the Most Contrived Part of "Glee" is a Game You Can't Lose but There's No Winners

5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss You Most of All, Devil Eunice

Sundance Diary Day Four

Michelle Obama Eye Roll: Classless Partisan Bullsh*t or Hail To The Queen?

5 Shows After Dark: Let's Be Honest, You'd Let This Woman Feed You Anything

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Mark Antony, Maybe This Series Will Make It

Sundance Diary Day Three

5 Shows After Dark: Bringing in the Big Guns. And Also a Sidearm.

Sundance Diary Day Two

Sundance Diary Day One

Jennifer Lawrence's Bikini Backside and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

5 Shows After Dark: [Insert Favorite Archer Reference Here]

5 Shows After Dark: Let's Just Give These Two a Show, Leave the Amateurs at Home

5 Shows After Dark: Is This Pandering More to Your Liking?

5 Shows After Dark: Tune in Next Week When She Gets Reverse Rhinoplasty

Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes

Lena Dunham's Sloppy Backside and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts

5 Shows After Dark: Dead in the Water

5 Shows After Dark: I Gave Myself a Headache Getting that Screenshot

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Givens You What You Want

5 Shows After Dark: Start the Countdown to Cancellation Now

5 Shows After Dark: Worth it For the Hats Alone.

Bitch I'm Fabulous: The 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week

5 Shows After Dark: Phoning It In, Fashionably

5 Shows After Dark: Happy 2013! Here's Some Scary Volcanoes.

Michael Murray's Inappropriate Interview with Marion Cotillard

5 Shows After Dark: These Will be Collectibles Shortly

5 Shows After Dark: Less TV, More This

5 Shows After Dark: Review Your Survival Plan With Your Family Before Friday!

The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show

5 Shows After Dark: Christmas Specials Ruin Everything

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, The Humanity! Again. Some More.

5 Shows After Dark: Stage Makeup Would Be More Subtle at This Point

5 Shows After Dark: Leave the Pretzels To Us, Missy

The Walking Dead Game Isn't Just an Emotional Rollercoaster, It's Also an Ingenious Post-Apocalypse Survival Simulator: Review

5 Shows After Dark: No, Really, Take it All Away

5 Shows After Dark: Or She Just Likes Ill-Fitting Blazers and Sitting Down Behind Things

Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry

5 Shows After Dark: I Know, Smash, It Makes Me Sad Too

5 Shows After Dark: You'd Better Watch Out

5 Shows After Dark: I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ridiculously Embellished

5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Even Know, You Guys

5 Shows After Dark: Brace Yourself, Game of Thrones Promotional Material is Coming

5 Shows After Dark: Will James Marsden Finally End His Losing Streak?

I Bestow To You This Gift On the Greatest Day of the Year

5 Shows After Dark: I Could Have Used a Christmas Tree, But This Seemed Better

5 Shows After Dark: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Rod Stewart is Cosplaying as a Demented Elf in the Spirit of the Season

5 Shows After Dark: Decisions, Decisions

Let's Be Crassly Cynical About These Celebrities Posing for Photos at a Soup Kitchen

5 Shows After Dark: Next Season They'll Replace Her With a Mannequin

5 Shows After Dark: At Least They Make Those Bad Decisions Look Good

Anderson Cooper Does Not Take Sh*t from Dimwitted Twittizens

Mitt Romney Surfaces, Looks Like a Man Whose Van You'd Want Your Children to Avoid

5 Shows After Dark: Bravo's Stylists Make Everyone Look Like a Smug Asshole

5 Shows After Dark: Geekiest Thanksgiving Dinner Ever.

5 Shows After Dark: There Is Nothing That Appeals to Me in This Photo

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Show, You SO Crazy.

5 Shows After Dark: That Man Aged Like a Fine Wine

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Will All Be Terribly Exciting.

Philly Man Time Travels to 16th Century to Have His Portrait Painted, Returns to Find It in a Museum

5 Shows After Dark: You Can't Take the Sky From Me. Except For That Time You Did.

5 Shows After Dark: They'll Rename her Mary Sue Any Day Now

Wil Wheaton Is An Adorable Ninny

5 Shows After Dark: They'll Install One at Disney World Any Day Now

5 Shows After Dark: Time to Say Goodbye (For Now)

5 Shows After Dark: Maybe They Should Call it "The Morally Ambiguous Wife" Instead

2012 Election Day Open Thread

Win Or Lose, Michelle and Barack Obama Will Always Be History's Most Adorable Presidential Couple

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: She's Like the Usain Bolt of Teased Hair

Infographic: What Your Favorite Shows Say About Your Politics

5 Shows After Dark: Say Hello to Your New, Horrific Reality Series

5 Shows After Dark: Scary Scary Things

5 Shows After Dark: Don't be a Jim Cantore. Stay Safe.

Science: Watch Horror Movies, Lose Weight

How to Survive Hurricane Sandy If You Live in the South Or on the West Coast

How Not to Endorse a Presidential Candidate, By Connie Britton

5 Shows After Dark: Sunday Night is Here to Steal Your Happiness

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: This is Me, Pandering.

5 Shows After Dark: Anything That Keeps This Lovely Lady on TV is Worth Celebrating

5 Shows After Dark: Fiscal Year of Penny! Wait, That's Over Now Too, Isn't It?

Today I Learned that Hooch, of "Hooch is Crazy" Fame, Was Once Convicted of Manslaughter

5 Shows After Dark: Oh, God, Please. No More.

A.M. Eye Candy: Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Wrestle in Bikinis, Emily Van Camp Chews Bubble Gum

5 Shows After Dark: So Much Promotion, So Little Interest

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Dear CW, Facial Scars on a Hot Dude Don't Make Him Beastly

Megan Fox and Uma Thurman Had Babies: Guess Which One Has the Horrible Name?

5 Shows After Dark: Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train

Your Binders Full of Women Wednesday Morning Discussion Post

5 Shows After Dark: How Long Before She Trips? Over or Under 5 Minutes?

Taking Cues from "Torchwood," Britain Has Been Stockpiling Anti-Alien War Weapons for Years

5 Shows After Dark: Tony's Getting Too Old for This Sh*t

5 Shows After Dark: Fight the Real Enemy

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Good To See Haley Joel Osment Again Too

5 Shows After Dark: More of This Sort of Thing

5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Think I Have to Tell You What "The Hammer" Is

David Cross and Amber Tamblyn's Instagrammed Wedding Photos Will Murder You With Cuteness

5 Shows After Dark: This Show is So Much Like My Own High School Experience

The Insane Hobbit Versions of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Separate After 30 Years of Marriage

5 Shows After Dark: I Can't Wait Until People Stop Finding This Damn Boat Interesting

The Weekly Caption Contest

Standing Next to Each Other, Doctors Whos David Tennant and Matt Smith Have Never Looked More Appropriately Alien

5 Shows After Dark: But What Will Kenneth Do Now?

Christina Hendricks Does Not Like Being Referred to As "Full-Figured" by Waify Little Fashion Journalists

5 Shows After Dark: Bottoms Up!

The Cast of 'Revenge' Poses Topless (Among Other Things) in Tastefully Sleazy Photo Shoot

Fun with Nostalgia: 1993 Edition

5 Shows After Dark: Is She Even a Doctor Anymore or Just Professionally Adorable?

If Wikipedia Entries Told the Truth: Steven Moffat Edition

5 Shows After Dark: "The Secret Ingredient Is… YOU!"

Nuns! Bikes! 1950s London! What More Could You Want in a Show?

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Yeah, Pick on the Guys with Nuclear Missiles. Great Plan.

5 Shows After Dark: I'd Say This Was "Out of This World" But Then I'd Have To Kill Myself

The Seth MacFarlane/Khaleesi Romance Sadly Confirmed By the Paparazzi

5 Shows After Dark: So Many New and Returning Shows Tonight

Rachel Maddow, Twitter Respond to the Latest Dumb Thing Mitt Romney Said Out Loud

5 Shows After Dark: Shout Out to the Browncoats!

In Which We Attempt to Carry On Without Arnett/Poehler Red Carpet Cuteness: 2012 Emmy Liveblog

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Do Your Happy Dance!

Turn and Face the Strange: Mitt Romney's New Ad Campaign

5 Shows After Dark: I'm Going to Apologize for the Pun in Advance

5 Shows After Dark: Sutter Does Have a Lock on "Mature Lust"

5 Shows After Dark: Good News: They Salvaged the Shampoo. Bad News: They're Fatally Dumb.

Mitt Romney Panders to the Snooki Demographic and Appreciates a Woman Who Can Quickly Lose Her Pregnancy Weight

5 Shows After Dark: Is Nucky Buscemi's Scariest Role? Discuss.

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: Which New York Song Do You Think She'll Cry To?

5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, This Woman Should Always Be On TV

Is It Ethical for a News Network to Actively Advocate Against a Sitting President

5 Shows After Dark: Everyone's Favorite Outlaw Biker Gang is Back!

This Single Image May Be the Perfect Distillation of Awesome Parenting

Lessons in Parenting: If Your Baby Falls Out of a Stroller, PUT DOWN YOUR F#[email protected] Phone

5 Shows After Dark: Corsets, Hoarders, and Football. Something For All of You.

Which Of These Two Newly Married Couples Will Restore America's Faith In Love After the Poehnett Divorce?

5 Shows After Dark: I Guess We're Ready for Some Football

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: It Just Gets Funnier With Each Passing Year

5 Shows After Dark: Ahhh! Ghosts! Wait, No, False Alarm. Just Like Always.

Because, Seriously, Movies Didn't Teach Me Sh*t: Adventures in Postpartum Depression

The Tom Cruise Scientology Ex-Girlfriend Story Is Bat-Sh*t Layered in Bananas

5 Shows After Dark: Lauren Ambrose and Dead People, Where Have I Heard That Before?

Treat Yo Self: "Parks and Rec's" Retta Tweet Caps the Last Two Episodes of "Breaking Bad"

Michael Clarke Duncan 1957 - 2012

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The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: "Leave Miami? Why Does That Sound Familiar…"

Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off

5 Shows After Dark: How Can You Be Grouchy Next to That Grin?

5 Shows After Dark: Tastes Like Burning.

5 Shows After Dark: Will Brady Have More Or Less Than 5 Minutes on the Field Tonight?

R.I.P. Tony Scott: 1944- 2012

5 Shows After Dark: Reality Shows: The Last Hope for the Culturally Irrelevant

The Weekly Caption Contest

5 Shows After Dark: I've Hooked Most of You Just with Eddie Izzard and Chess, Right?

5 Shows After Dark: Just the Scale of the Thing is Shocking.

5 Shows After Dark: Pretty Sure This Isn't Reality Series Worthy.

5 Shows After Dark: These People Are Totally Not Glamorizing Combat. Obviously.

5 Shows After Dark: I Am Legitimately Excited About This

The Weekly Caption Contest

The Morbidly Obese Mother from What's Eating Gilbert Grape Has Lost 244 Pounds

5 Shows After Dark: Olympics: Looking More Like the X Games Every Four Years.

5 Shows After Dark: I Know Some of You Wished For This. Wish Granted.

It's Science! Movies Will Turn Your Children Into Whores

5 Shows After Dark: Really, It's Just Cruel

5 Shows After Dark: Basically, They're Just Losing Some Insincere Efforts at Being Charming

... And This Is Why We Love Anderson Cooper

Tiny Canadian Ellen Page Receives a Death Threat for Allegedly Dating Alexander Skarsgard

5 Shows After Dark: Some People Do War Reenactments. Aaron Sorkin Does News Reenactments.

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Are You Not Entertained by Tuesday Night? Try This!

War on Bad TV? Meet Your Newest Ally.

(500) Days of Summer and the Difference between Misogyny and Bad Writing

FX is Failing to Cater to My Whims

The NFL vs. Pajiba

When Did Trying Too Hard Become a Team Sport?

So… That's Happening.

Hey, Everyone, Allison's Coming Back!

The (Free) Bitches Are Back

How Many of You Are Thinking Incestulicious Thoughts Right Now?

How Many Years 'Til This Man is Wearing Wings in a Kids Movie?

In Which I Tease the Lost Fans

Monday: TV for Masochists

Graceful.

How Do You Say "Goodbye" in Guido?

Maybe They Should Call It "Moving Target"

This Dude and Jonathan Rhys Meyers Could Have the Scariest Staring Contest Ever

Just Because We Said "Shove it up Your Ass" Doesn't Mean We Meant It That Way

The 2010 Golden Globe Open Thread

"So, I taste my own genitals. In my mouth. It's a conundrum."

We Will Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming Shortly

Suggestions for the Spider-Man Reboot

Pass the Aspirin. And the Earplugs.

These Are Not the Best Screenplays You're Looking For

"It's Like They Want Us to Fail"

That'll Do, Mr.Lewis

Watch Biggie and Tupac For Free

Is It Still George Michael’s Time to Shine?

Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Food Closer

Does Taylor Lautner Deserve $7.5 Million?

"Now, To Handle This Scenario, You'll Want to Take Your Shirt Off and Use it to Attract Female Viewers."

How Will Sam Mendes Improve or Ruin James Bond?

I Don't Get It

It's so hard to say goodby...

Will (You Care If) Avatar Surpass(es) Titanic As Highest Grossing Film of All Time?

Sushi, Dates, What CAN'T You Get From a Conveyor Belt?

A Final Look Back at the Decade that Was in Film

Welcome to 200… Damnit.

No Whining -- Seriously -- Wednesday

The Night the World Ends

The Waffle Crisis

Misery Night

Pregnant and in Peril

Ishtar State of Mind

I Guess It's About That Time…

Just Because There Has to Be an Avatar Backlash

Mike Rowe Will Make This Sexy

Talking Dog Movies Are a Staple of American Cinema

What's Worse? The Accent or This Photoshop Job?

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!

Yup.

Brittany Murphy 1977 - 2009

Bloggers Like Little Girls

I Don't Do Mornings

Fun with Posters

OK, Mr.Ventura, I'll Tell You Where Area 51 is! Just Don't Hurt Me!

Double Duty at the Golden Globes Gots Everybody Excited

Step Away from the *#%$*#([email protected]! Stove

James Cameron to Show His Ex-Wife Who's Still Boss King of the World

… I Miss Padma.

The Tall One's Married, The Short One's Pregnant, and the Famous One Is Kinda Boring. What's to Keep Up With?

Looking Forward to the Date with an Angel Remake

He's Gone! For the Moment Anyway.

Recalling a Little Movie from 1982 1983

Keep Holding On

Get Away! Santa's on the Loose!

Let's Hear It for Our Balls!

John Malkovich to Feed on a Dead Carcass of a Franchise

Bah Humbug

Everything Is Better With Explosions

This Is How You Do Christmas, Robert Zemeckis

A Show About Male Mid-Life Crises. How Groundbreaking.

Hot Women and Chainsaws? That's a Holiday Tradition I Can Get Behind.

The Master Has Already Been Named One of the Best Films of the '10s.

Mmm, Sushi Cake. Time for Tastebud Confusion.

It's Like If Godard Made a Superhero Movie, Man

I Don't Think We Have a Wagon, But a Funny Looking Tank Might Drop By

Harry Potter and the Fashions of Deathly Hallows

Goodbye, Fish Lips!

Imagine This Music Video as a Movie

The Return of Rusty (and Hoarders)

Avatar's Marketing Strategy Is Genius

See You Next Year! (That's for Morena. I'll See You Pajibans on Monday)

Where Else in a Movie's Universe Would You Like to Go?

Note To Self: Pack Loose Jeans

We're Still on TV? Well, I'm Just as Shocked as Anyone

Don't Let the Academy Tell You Which Documentaries to See

Group Hug!

The Britney Spears Pepsi Commercial Where She Praises Italian Cinema

Tuesday's Child is Full of Grace, But Tuesday's TV Definitely Isn't

It'll Be Just Like in the Movies. Pretending to be Somebody Else

Either Universal is Racist or Stars DO Matter

In Which I Threaten Adult Swim

You Watch It Because I Can't

Is It Live, or Is It Multiplex?

I Made a New TV Ratings System!

Spouting Off on Spoilers

I'm Walkin' On Sunshine! Heeeyay-oh!

Nobody Was Even a Little Curious About the Oldboy Remake?

Dirty Boy! Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!

Some Don't Like It Hot

This Word, "Best," I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

Ode to the End of the Weekend

At the RISK of Sounding Like an Optimist

Double Serving of Hot Doctor, Coming Right Up

Expectations for the Steve and Alec Show

No Wine and No TV Make Rusty Something Something

Concerned Fans Worry More for Owen Wilson Than for Their Childhoods

Take a Look! Then Pick Up a Book! Tuesday Night TV!

The Next Selection in the Pajiba Movie Club Is ...

Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson to Be the New Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson

The Sports Showdown That Should've Happened Last Night

He's Come to Take Away Football! Run!

This Day Anything Goes

Corpses and Vampires and Leno, Oh My!

… Really?

Doing It for Harry

Most Aptly Named Show Ever

Let the Right One In

The Cannonball Read Kicks Off This Sunday

Of Fillion and Phillians

I'm Not Sure Why This Picture Exists, But I Think It's Hilarious

6 Months In the Future… You're Still Not Interesting

Stupid Social Life

When You Stare Into the Abyss, the Abyss Stares Back at You

Neil Patrick Harris Fights Batman. With Song.

I'm Not Creative Today, Check Back Later This Week

I'd Watch It. I'd Watch It Twice. Even if Flava Flav Was In It.

11 Reasons Why the Twilight Phenomenon Scares the Living Sh*t Out of Me

I Am Doll Parts

Never Go With a Hippie to a Second Location

We Gotta Leave It There

The Naughty Kitchen?

The Next Selection in the Pajiba Movie Club Is ...

Eff the Phillies

Who Farted?

I Don’t Wanna Wait for Your Lives to Be Over

I Know This Phrase Is Overused But I Don't Care...

Pam and Jim Get Married

How the FTC's New Regulations on Bloggers Affect Pajiba

South Park and Gay Marriage

Hey Mom! Look! Prolapsed Uterus!

The Pajiba Movie Club

Brett Favre vs. the Packers

Douche-Knuckle

Where The Wild Things Aren’t

"Glee" Is Back! And Jim and Pam Aren't Getting Married ... Yet

The Ten Most Popular Posts for the Month of September

Dial It Back, Glee. Dial It Back

Anyone Want to Write "Dexter" Recaps for Pajiba?

Tuesday's Biggest Loser Is the Television Audience

It's Never Lupus!

There's Blood on the Keyboard. Oh My God

Battleship, Take Notice

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RIP George O'Malley

Cougars, Gays, and Glee

Good Night, and Good Luck

"The Forgotten" Has Its Own Built-in Pun

What Is Your Most Anticipated Movie of the Fall

Let's Go to the Mall. Today!

Big Glossy Shiny Gloss-Covered Entertainment

The 2009 Emmy Awards Open Thread

Jim and Pam Are Back

If Loving "Top Chef" and "Glee" Makes Me Gay, I Don't Want to Be Straight

It's ... Ummm ... Fat Tuesday!

Patrick Swayze 1952 - 2009

Leno Begins His Assault on Primetime

"Does Your Cat Make Toooo Muuch Noise?"

The VMAs, True Blood, Mad Men, and the Pack

Pajiba's Sci-Fi Television Quiz

Are You Ready for Some Football Vampires

President Obama Set to Socialize and Communize Your World

Tonight on TV

Introducing: The Pajiba Movie Club

Let's Remake ... Rashomon!

Let's Remake... Some Like It Hot!

Setting the differential equations equal to zero gives braaaaaaaaiiiiiiins

Admin's Baby Name Is?

You're All Drunk, Tattooed, and Hungry

Jeffster!

Robert DeNiro, Go Get Me a Motherfucking Iced Tea!

Bedtime Stories Shouldn't Make Me Want to Do Such Dirty Things

Which John Hughes Character Do You Most Identify With

The Six Best Films of the First Half of 2009

The Ten Most Popular Guides of Pajiba’s Five-Year History

Pajiba Turns Five

Killers Ahoy!

Ed McMahon 1923 - 2009

What Sound Does Scooby Doo Make When He Climaxes?

It's Always Drunk as a Skunk in Philadelphia

Zack Attack Gives Public Enemey a "Time Out"

Don't need nuthin, but a good time...

Hi. Do you like vans and duct tape? I have a clown suit in my basement.

"Vultures! Vultures! Come in vultures!"

Pajiba Announcements

The MTV Movie Awards

2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee

California Upholds Prop 8

The Transforminators

The New "Tonight Show" Set

Tom Hanks, He a Funny Guy

Milton Green Needs a Kidney

RIP: Dom Deluise 1933 - 2009

A Turd in a Bucket is not Logical

The Modern Day Ritual

The Weekend Hijack Thread

Polling the Pajiba Icons

This Week In Weird Wolverine News

I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.

Squeaky Bun Time

The Weekend Hijack Thread

The Reveal on the Really Uncomfortable April Fool's Joke

The Further Evolution of Pajiba

RIP Natasha Richardson

Pajiba 2009 March Madness Bracket

The Minor Fall, The Major Lift

Inside the Actor's Studio

Pajiba Commenting - Bigger, Stronger, Faster

Catching up with Breaking Bad

Rant on Spoilers

2009 Academy Awards Open Thread

New HD Opening to The Simpsons

The Weekend Hijack 02/14/09

Newsweek's Oscar Roundtable

Groundhog Day Reprise

The 2009 Super Bowl Open Thread

The Saturday Night Show Your Ass Thread

Barack Obama Inauguration Open Thread

Golden Globes 2009 Open Thread

Holiday Movie Open Thread

Osama! The Musical

Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies

Three Amigos

PajibaCon @ SXSW

Whiskey Baby Ninja Star

Election Day 2008

Is Godtopus Dead?

Obama vs. McCain 3

Obama vs. McCain

Palin vs. Biden

RIP Paul Newman

2008 Emmy Awards Open Thread

Comic-Con 2008

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part III

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part II

Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part I

March Madness 2008

WhiskeyBabyNinjaStar!

2008 Oscar Wrap

Pajiba Oscar Party 2008

Pajiba's Oscar Winner Wish List

Heath Ledger Remembered

Query Letters I Love

Boys to Men

Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007

March Madness 2007

2007 Oscars

Don't Make Me Come Home and Watch Norbit Pie

A Dork Who Stutters and a Vagina that Bites

Dakota Fanning Gets Raped

Black Snake Dumb

I'm a Celebrity Whore

I Owe You the Apology, Michael Richards

Mission Accomplished?!

Zip It!

Your Name is Bush!

Claiming the Millennium ... and the Word

Pajiba Turns Two

The TV Whore Discusses the Worst Blockbusters of All Time

The Department of Homeland Security Has Shut Us Down

2005: The Year that Was

2005 Best and Worst Of

2005: The Year in Film

Diary Lovers Respond

2006 Oscars