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5 Shows After Dark Whatever Else the Future is, It's Very Blue


5 Shows After Dark: "Are You Jenny From the Block, or SNITCHY From the Block?!?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Can You Say 'Rapidly Shifting Financial Models'? You Can!"


5 Shows After Dark: "Cleaning is Another Thing I Expect Stupid People To Do For Me."


5 Shows After Dark: "Come On, Give It Up For America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman, Just a Little?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Come On, Neil, There Are Milliners To Keep In Business"


5 Shows After Dark: "Didn't You Used to Be Better At This?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Do You Like Downton Abbey? Well This is the Exact Opposite of That!"


5 Shows After Dark: "Does Anyone Know How to Work One of These?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Everyone Still Loves Old Rich White Guys, Right?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Hahahaha, We Enjoy Our Paychecks So Much!"


5 Shows After Dark: "How Can She Win the Playoffs if She Can't Grow a Playoff Beard?!?"


5 Shows After Dark: "I Have Never Seen Pines With Less Direction! You All Need Mentors."


5 Shows After Dark: "I'm Gonna Disrupt the ER!" "Please Don't."


5 Shows After Dark: "I've Made a Huge Mistake"


5 Shows After Dark: "Isn't There a Superhero I Could be Menacing? I Feel Underutilized."


5 Shows After Dark: "It Always Seems Impossible Until it's Done."


5 Shows After Dark: "It's Almost Like People Don't Always Find Huge Jerks Entertaining."


5 Shows After Dark: "It's True, I'm Not Watching You, Ladies of London"


5 Shows After Dark: "Ma'am, I Don't Mean To Be Rude, But That's My Wand"


5 Shows After Dark: "Maybe if I Dress Like Jessica Jones, I Can Get Buzz Like Jessica Jones."


5 Shows After Dark: "My God, it Looks Like... Like it's an iPad!"


5 Shows After Dark: "No, We Didn't Take Her Actual Face Off, Why Do People Keep Asking That?"


5 Shows After Dark: "OK, So There is a Tomorrow, Just Not a Lot of Them." "LIAR!"


5 Shows After Dark: "Oh, Wine, You're My Only Real Friend"


5 Shows After Dark: "Once I Could Actually See What I Was Eating I HAD to Get a Different Show"


5 Shows After Dark: "Real Leaders Must be Ready to Sacrifice All for the Freedom of the People."


5 Shows After Dark: "Say 'Entailment' One More Time. I Dare You"


5 Shows After Dark: "Say 'Timey-Wimey' Again, I Dare You."


5 Shows After Dark: "So, Uh, What's Your Downstairs Situation?"


5 Shows After Dark: "So, Which One of You is the Wild One?"


5 Shows After Dark: "This is Definitely Moving Towards a Happy Ending for Me. Definitely."


5 Shows After Dark: "Turns Out, He Was the One With The Right Stuff"


5 Shows After Dark: "Wait, I Thought YOU Were Bringing the Charisma?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Wait, Where'd You Get a Hair Dryer?"


5 Shows After Dark: "We Are Outgunned, Outmanned, And We'd Really Like You to Tune In!"


5 Shows After Dark: "We'll Always Have Seasons 1-7."


5 Shows After Dark: "What Are You Talking About? All Reenactments Have Feature Film Budgets."


5 Shows After Dark: "Whatcha Thinkin' Bout?" "Oh, Just How to Make You Ugly Cry Tonight.


5 Shows After Dark: "Whatever's Up There, I Bet it's Pyschologically Scarring"


5 Shows After Dark: "Who's Ready To Go to the Massive Jerk Party?"


5 Shows After Dark: "Why Is Everyone's Answer to Any Problem to Sing? Has That Ever Worked?"


5 Shows After Dark: "You Guys Missed the Mural in the Hidden Basement Compartment! Go Back!"


5 Shows After Dark: "You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think it Means What You Think it Means."


5 Shows After Dark: "You're On Your Own. Be On Your Own."


5 Shows After Dark: 'Dancing With the Stars' Still Mostly Confused About What a Star Is


5 Shows After Dark: 'Scandal' Showed Us How to Break a Fixer


5 Shows After Dark: 'The Insatiable' Is The Shadiest of Descriptions for Demons


5 Shows After Dark: 'The League' Peters Out After Several Seasons. Just Like Your FF League.


5 Shows After Dark: 'When We Rise' Brings Michael K. Williams Back to Your TV Screens


5 Shows After Dark: 200 Episodes and, Apparently, Stronger Than Ever


5 Shows After Dark: 21 Years Ago the Most Famous Kardashian Was Robert


5 Shows After Dark: 30 Year Old Aesthetics Make the Freshest Shows


5 Shows After Dark: 5 Points if You Can Name the Show From Just the Picture


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5 Shows After Dark: 9/21/11


5 Shows After Dark: 9/22/11


5 Shows After Dark: A Big Night for Non-Journalists Doing Newsworthy Work


5 Shows After Dark: A Documentary That's ALSO a Drama Series? No Way That Can Fail!


5 Shows After Dark: A Dramatic Interpretation of Wonder Bread


5 Shows After Dark: A Face That Makes You Want to Put Your Savings in Mattresses. Literally.


5 Shows After Dark: A Full Range of Emotional Responses Suitable for the Return of TV


5 Shows After Dark: A Good Relationship Does Not Make One a Good Person


5 Shows After Dark: A Hard Hitting Hour of Interviews, Followed Immediately by Chicks in Bikinis


5 Shows After Dark: A Hero For Everyone Not Super Smart but Not Super Stupid Either


5 Shows After Dark: A Kinder, Gentler Huey Freeman?


5 Shows After Dark: A Love Story For the Ages. Or At Least Until the Booze Wears Off.


5 Shows After Dark: A Man Who Knows He Has to Do Everything Himself


5 Shows After Dark: A New Take on Tut, Which Looks Like Most of the Old Takes On Tut


5 Shows After Dark: A Performance About Violence That Inspires Violent Thoughts


5 Shows After Dark: A Photo of Some Trees or Maybe the New History Channel Show, Who Knows


5 Shows After Dark: A Range of Emotions. Almost Like They Don't Know What They're Reacting To.


5 Shows After Dark: A Reality Show Where No One Wins


5 Shows After Dark: A Reminder that Sports are Dangerous and Couches Are Not


5 Shows After Dark: A Sad Day for Fans of Handsome Men in Well-Tailored Suits


5 Shows After Dark: A Second Helping of All of This


5 Shows After Dark: A Sitcom About a Talk Show Starring a Talk Show Host


5 Shows After Dark: A Stalker Who Stalks Stalkers: How CBS Does High Concept


5 Shows After Dark: A Very Shirtless Summer on TV


5 Shows After Dark: Adorable Children Make the Creepiest Adults


5 Shows After Dark: After So Long of Not Working, These Guys Are Retiring


5 Shows After Dark: After Years of Family Vacation Movies, Finally, a Family Vacation TV Show


5 Shows After Dark: Ah, A Traditional and Respectful Easter Celebration


5 Shows After Dark: Ah, An Interesting and Original Premise Twisted to Become... a Detective Show


5 Shows After Dark: Ah, the Desolate Arctic Landscape. So Much Like Summer Television.


5 Shows After Dark: Ah, the OTHER Incesty TV Show is On Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: All I Know About This Show Comes From Promotional Stills


5 Shows After Dark: All In Favor of Considering This An 'X-Files' Alternate Dimension Arc?


5 Shows After Dark: All Sorts of Lanky, Sexy, British Angst Here


5 Shows After Dark: All That Marvel Money and They Still Can't Buy Decent Wigs


5 Shows After Dark: All You Need to Know About Poldark, Apparently


5 Shows After Dark: All of These People Need New Hobbies


5 Shows After Dark: All of This Just Screams "Bad Idea"


5 Shows After Dark: Almost Too Adorable for Words


5 Shows After Dark: Alright, Everyone Smile and Say "Cancer!"


5 Shows After Dark: Alternate Title: Jane the Malpractice Suit Plaintiff


5 Shows After Dark: Although, I Am Seeing Some Amazing Cross-Over Potential Here


5 Shows After Dark: American Gods Finale


5 Shows After Dark: And Morgan Freeman Created Space, and He Saw That It Was Good


5 Shows After Dark: And There Was Much Rejoicing


5 Shows After Dark: And There is Simply Too Much News, That's All. Just Cut a Bit And It Will be Perfect.


5 Shows After Dark: And With These Glances, a Thousand Conspiracy Theories Were Launched


5 Shows After Dark: And the Geek Will Inherit the Basic Cable Channel


5 Shows After Dark: Another Happy Ending for 'American Crime', I Presume


5 Shows After Dark: Another Helping of Feel-Good Television For Your Springtime Viewing!


5 Shows After Dark: Any 'Great White North' Without Rick Moranis is a Disappointment


5 Shows After Dark: Anyone Fooled By This Deserves to be Fooled


5 Shows After Dark: Anything that Creates a Brood Scares Me Immediately


5 Shows After Dark: Apparently Coming Back to Life is Thoroughly Underwhelming


5 Shows After Dark: Apparently He Takes Drugs that Make You A Sim


5 Shows After Dark: Apparently, London and the Wild West Had Much in Common in the Late 1800s


5 Shows After Dark: Are There Other Shows On Tonight? Yes, But Why?


5 Shows After Dark: Are You Afraid of Americans? Or Just Afraid of that Wallpaper?


5 Shows After Dark: Are You Going to Disappoint That Wonderful Hair?


5 Shows After Dark: Are You Ready for Some Hard-Core History?


5 Shows After Dark: Aren't All Executioners Bastards in the Colloquial Sense?


5 Shows After Dark: Aren't Chopsticks a Bad Choice Here? For a Lot of Reasons?


5 Shows After Dark: As Long As I Don't Have to Drink Piss


5 Shows After Dark: As Long As Peggy Comes Out OK, I'm Happy


5 Shows After Dark: As Soon As I Saw This, I Knew I'd Put it Here


5 Shows After Dark: Astrophysics Has Rarely Been so Dapper


5 Shows After Dark: At Last, The Christmas Lights Have Ceased Their Fighting


5 Shows After Dark: At Least Most Bros Apply Their Own Warning Labels


5 Shows After Dark: At Least Wigs Have Improved Since the Revolution


5 Shows After Dark: At What Point Can We Call the Theme Song a Spoiler?


5 Shows After Dark: Aw, Buddy, Black Clothing Isn't Tactically Useful in Daytime! You'll Learn.


5 Shows After Dark: BRADY SMASH!


5 Shows After Dark: Bah, Humbug


5 Shows After Dark: Be Grateful I Didn't Use the Eyeball Picture


5 Shows After Dark: Be Honest, Did Any of You Actually Want This?


5 Shows After Dark: Beat Shazam Premiere


5 Shows After Dark: Beating a Dead Presidential Horse


5 Shows After Dark: Because American Tourists Don't Have a Bad Enough Reputation


5 Shows After Dark: Because Sunday Night Wasn't Bloody Enough


5 Shows After Dark: Because What CGI-Heavy Movies Need is a Low-Budget SyFy Adaptation


5 Shows After Dark: Been a Long Time Since We've Seen That Hat


5 Shows After Dark: Bet He's Thinking That He Should've Put Away More Money for Tattoo Removal


5 Shows After Dark: Better Call Saul Season 3 Finale


5 Shows After Dark: Between Raylan and Peggy, It's Unofficial Great Hats Night


5 Shows After Dark: Blotchy Bigfoot Footage Does Not Cut It In the iPhone Era


5 Shows After Dark: Bonus Points if You Can Name All These Children of Destiny


5 Shows After Dark: Bonus: Sitcom Children Who Aren't Hellishly Annoying


5 Shows After Dark: Boring Doctors are Seriously Underrepresented on TV


5 Shows After Dark: Both Sharks and Lincoln Monuments Should Feel Personally Insulted By This


5 Shows After Dark: Breaking! Accomplished Dancer Will Likely Win Dance Contest.


5 Shows After Dark: British Mysteries Have Me Profiling These Two as Stone Cold Killers


5 Shows After Dark: Bronn Doesn't Strike Me As the Detecting Type, But Alright


5 Shows After Dark: Burn it To the Ground, Kids


5 Shows After Dark: But First, Let Me Take a Selfie


5 Shows After Dark: But Who Polices the Fashion Police?


5 Shows After Dark: But Will He Say "Ice To Meet You"? That's Crucial


5 Shows After Dark: CBS: Doubling Down on Powerful Lady Shows


5 Shows After Dark: CSI: Cyber: Scaring Grandparents Since 2015


5 Shows After Dark: Calling All Brunelleschi Fans


5 Shows After Dark: Can I Get an Accuracy Ruling On This Show's Title?


5 Shows After Dark: Can One Watch a Show Just for the Scenery?


5 Shows After Dark: Can Something Be Aggressively Wholesome? NBC Intends to Find Out.


5 Shows After Dark: Can the Dog Get a Decent Guest Arc, or Was it A Lady Dog?


5 Shows After Dark: Can't We Get Just Creepy Robots Instead of Creepy Lady Robots?


5 Shows After Dark: Captain America's Loss is Our Gain


5 Shows After Dark: Cause The Stars Won't Dance and If They Won't Dance, Who Cares


5 Shows After Dark: Cersei Has a Plan. A Crazy Plan, but a Plan.


5 Shows After Dark: Change Does Absolutely No One Good


5 Shows After Dark: Change is Uncomfortable But Looks Good in a Suit


5 Shows After Dark: Charitable Efforts Are Always Best With a Heaping Dose of Handsome


5 Shows After Dark: Cheekbones that Could Kill. Other Parts That Have Killed.


5 Shows After Dark: Chelsea Peretti Brooklyn Nine Nine Season 4 Finale


5 Shows After Dark: Chicago Fire Biceps Day


5 Shows After Dark: Child Labor: From Sweatshops to Reality TV Competitions


5 Shows After Dark: Clap Along If You Feel Like Stabbiness is the Truth


5 Shows After Dark: Clap Along If You Feel Like Your Bum is Quite a View


5 Shows After Dark: Clap Along If You Feel Like a Club Without a Clue


5 Shows After Dark: Clear Computer Screens: Look Great, Probably Work Horribly


5 Shows After Dark: Cold-War Style is So Hot Right Now


5 Shows After Dark: Collect Your Rioting Gear, Just in Case


5 Shows After Dark: College Football is Always Improved With Puppies


5 Shows After Dark: Come On, Gary Sinise, We Just Got You Off Procedural TV


5 Shows After Dark: Come On, Jason Isaacs, Don't Over Promise. It Only Causes Stress.


5 Shows After Dark: Comedians Are Tackling Our National Race Issues. At Least Someone Is?


5 Shows After Dark: Coming Next Fall: James Spader Costarring Hats


5 Shows After Dark: Communicating How Dumb You Are With This Look for 17 Years


5 Shows After Dark: Consecutive Night Premieres Must be Hell on the DVR Crowd


5 Shows After Dark: Cosima Gets Me


5 Shows After Dark: Creating Illusions Out of Not Quite Thin Air


5 Shows After Dark: Dancing With the Photoshop Aliens


5 Shows After Dark: Dead Show Walking


5 Shows After Dark: Dear NBC, You Don't Want People Seeing More of This


5 Shows After Dark: Dear Spain, Thanks for the TV Ideas!


5 Shows After Dark: Dear Supergirl, We're All Rooting For You


5 Shows After Dark: Depression Beard, Dour Expressions, and a Bright Orange Jacket


5 Shows After Dark: Diane Keaton AFI Lifetime Achievement Award


5 Shows After Dark: Did He Just Hear the Verdict or His Chances at Renewal?


5 Shows After Dark: Did We Really Need to Be Told to Fear the Walking Dead?


5 Shows After Dark: Did You Get Hooked on the New Doctor Show Last Night? No? Try Again!


5 Shows After Dark: Different Era, More Clothes, Same Associating With Hookers


5 Shows After Dark: Discovery: Working Hard to Make Sharks EVEN SCARIER


5 Shows After Dark: Do You Understand the Words That Are Coming Out of Your TV?


5 Shows After Dark: Does This Mean She's Now a BAD Wife?


5 Shows After Dark: Don't Worry, It's All Over Now. Until Next Season.


5 Shows After Dark: Dr. Saroyan is Looking Forward to Getting Out of Those Restrictive Autopsy Suits


5 Shows After Dark: Draco Malfoy: The Later Years


5 Shows After Dark: Driving Off Into the Sunset Isn't As Poetic, Is It?


5 Shows After Dark: Either a Parody of All MBA Holders or the Best MBA Holder of All Time


5 Shows After Dark: Elliot's Blurry Reality is Now Our Blurry Reality


5 Shows After Dark: Even David Tennant Looks a Little Bewildered


5 Shows After Dark: Even Zombies Need a Christmas Vacation


5 Shows After Dark: Even the Balloons Look Resigned to Their Fate


5 Shows After Dark: Even the Golden Age of TV Has Some Stains To Deal With


5 Shows After Dark: Even the Rugged Outdoors Can't Make James Marsden Less Handsome


5 Shows After Dark: Even the Sketch of DB Cooper is Sick of This


5 Shows After Dark: Every Crime Procedural Needs a Quirky Woman With a Computer. Apparently.


5 Shows After Dark: Every Second of the Night I Live Another Life


5 Shows After Dark: Everybody Got Their Monologuing Pants On? Good.


5 Shows After Dark: Everyone Get Your E-Meters Ready


5 Shows After Dark: Everyone Needs a Darius


5 Shows After Dark: Everyone Was Clamoring for a New Buddy Cop Series, Right?


5 Shows After Dark: Everyone's Got a Few Bad Roommates, You're Not Special


5 Shows After Dark: Everything About This is Bad, Up to and Especially Bones's Hair


5 Shows After Dark: Examining the Afterlife Requires Lots of Paper


5 Shows After Dark: Fake Seattle's Annual Disaster Has Struck Again


5 Shows After Dark: Farewell to Four Solid Seasons of Scowling


5 Shows After Dark: Fargo Season 3 Finale


5 Shows After Dark: Fess Up, Are You Part of the 2.1%?


5 Shows After Dark: Fight the Real Enemy


5 Shows After Dark: Finally Time to Clean Up This Train Wreck


5 Shows After Dark: Finally Time to Take Out the Leftovers


5 Shows After Dark: Finally, A Discovery Show That Delivers on Its Title


5 Shows After Dark: Finally, We Can Stop Caring About How Many People Want to Marry Mary


5 Shows After Dark: Finally, a Major Network Gets That Children Are Super Creepy


5 Shows After Dark: Fingers Crossed For Lots and Lost of Ridiculous Hats


5 Shows After Dark: First Criticism: Scarf With a Turtleneck? Really?


5 Shows After Dark: First Question: Why is The One Lady Cosplaying? Did She Miss a Memo or Did Everyone Else?


5 Shows After Dark: Fish Are Friends. Not Food.


5 Shows After Dark: Fitting In Already


5 Shows After Dark: Fitz is Only the President of Pouting


5 Shows After Dark: Five Harmonies for the Price of One!


5 Shows After Dark: Focusing on the "After" Part of "Happily Ever After"


5 Shows After Dark: For Once, Canada Got To See Something First


5 Shows After Dark: For a Show Called 'Suits' They're a Little Thin on Variety


5 Shows After Dark: For the Variety Show-Shaped Hole in Your Life


5 Shows After Dark: Forget the Iron Throne, We're Conquering the Internet


5 Shows After Dark: Forget the Reno Budget, What's Their Veneer Budget?


5 Shows After Dark: Four People Thinking "Look Inconspicuous"


5 Shows After Dark: Four Sharknados in Three Years, Is Global Warming to Blame?


5 Shows After Dark: Frankly, Why Was a Show With This Cast Way Off on WGN to Begin With?


5 Shows After Dark: Gene, You Just Sound Old When You Talk Like That


5 Shows After Dark: Gentlemen (And Ladies): Set Your Lineups


5 Shows After Dark: Get In, Losers, We're Doing Plot! Finally.


5 Shows After Dark: Get On Up, It's Bobsled Time!


5 Shows After Dark: Get Ready for a Firehose of Tears


5 Shows After Dark: Get Ready for the Second Virgin Birth to Be Portrayed in Pop Culture


5 Shows After Dark: Get Your Largest Beverage Container Ready


5 Shows After Dark: Getting Super Anxious Just From this Photo


5 Shows After Dark: Gimme That Old Time Religion


5 Shows After Dark: Giving You LOST Fans Another Shot at Satisfaction


5 Shows After Dark: Going Very Meta on Violence in Entertainment Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: Good News, Everybody! The Only Reason To Maybe Watch 'Nashville' Has Left!


5 Shows After Dark: Good That Richard Splett Has a Backup Plan, Now that 'Veep' is a Documentary.


5 Shows After Dark: Gordon Ramsey The F Word


5 Shows After Dark: Graphic Crimes Against Hair, Viewer Discretion Advised


5 Shows After Dark: Guess That Particular Set of Skills Doesn't Include Keeping Your Cover


5 Shows After Dark: Guess They Decided to Make No Bones About It Anymore.


5 Shows After Dark: Guess Who's Back Just in Time for Valentine's Day?


5 Shows After Dark: HBO Knows That What You Really Need on Mondays is a Good Cry


5 Shows After Dark: HBO is Serving Up Cuba Libres All Night


5 Shows After Dark: HBO's Sunday Night of Less Than Sympathetic Main Characters


5 Shows After Dark: HEY FUNNY LOOKING NEW FRIEND! DO YOU HAVE FISH? I LIKE FISH!


5 Shows After Dark: HEY GUYS, TIME FOR THIRSTY THURSDAY, AM I RIGHT?


5 Shows After Dark: HI FRIENDS! IS IT TIME FOR SELFIES? I'M TOTALLY READY!


5 Shows After Dark: Halloween Specials Are the Best Specials


5 Shows After Dark: Has ABC Stumbled Into the Most Politically Relevant Show of 2017?


5 Shows After Dark: Has the Blacklister Become the Blacklistee?


5 Shows After Dark: Have You Been Looking for a New Jerk Doctor Series? Today's Your Lucky Day!


5 Shows After Dark: He Doesn't Really Mean It, You Know! He Never Even Knew His Father!


5 Shows After Dark: He Still Looks Sexy With His Hair Pushed Back Like That


5 Shows After Dark: He's Going To Serenade You in An Unsettlingly High Pitched Voice


5 Shows After Dark: He's Got a Passion in His Robes And He Ain't Afraid to Show It


5 Shows After Dark: He's Part of an Elite Unit That Investigates These Heinous... Wait, This Sounds Familiar


5 Shows After Dark: Hell is Other People Generally, But These Other People Specifically


5 Shows After Dark: Her Power Involves Bringing Time to a Standstill


5 Shows After Dark: Here She Comes to Save the Day, Please?


5 Shows After Dark: Here's All the People Who Blew Up Their Lives This Season


5 Shows After Dark: Here's a Crime-Solving Anglican Vicar on a Bike


5 Shows After Dark: Hey Baby, Wanna Give Me 30 Minutes To Struggle Out Of My Wing Harness?


5 Shows After Dark: His Beard is Full of Secrets


5 Shows After Dark: History Has Its Eyes On You


5 Shows After Dark: History is Just Better With Alcohol


5 Shows After Dark: Honestly, 1900s Socialites Were Probably Slightly MORE Vapid Than Reality Stars


5 Shows After Dark: Honoring the Amazingly Intelligent Woman on 'Bones.' The Other One.


5 Shows After Dark: Honoring the Troops With Rihanna


5 Shows After Dark: Hopefully He Does Better in THIS Darabont Show


5 Shows After Dark: Hopefully That Therapist Can Talk Some Sense Into Those Warring Cakes


5 Shows After Dark: Host of Tropical Island Survival Shows Looks Like a Great Job


5 Shows After Dark: How Do These Guys Still Have a Show?


5 Shows After Dark: How Hard Would You Work To Live Your Dream?


5 Shows After Dark: How I Met Your Civil War Nurse


5 Shows After Dark: How Long Does it Take Leftovers to Go Bad?


5 Shows After Dark: How Long Until a Sitcom Hits Syndication? See You Then.


5 Shows After Dark: How Old Were You When You Won Your Second Gold Medal?


5 Shows After Dark: How To Completely Fail At Covering Up a Murder


5 Shows After Dark: How To Make Three Days in Hell Last Three Weeks


5 Shows After Dark: How Wonderful That Adam Richman and Food Have Settled Their Differences


5 Shows After Dark: How to Rid Yourself of Ray Rice Paraphernalia


5 Shows After Dark: Huh, Persuasive Argument, Show


5 Shows After Dark: I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"


5 Shows After Dark: I Am Familiar With These Kind of Days


5 Shows After Dark: I Am a Nice Shark, Not a Mindless Eating Machine


5 Shows After Dark: I Apologize to Any Atari Fans for the Graphic Image


5 Shows After Dark: I Bet Jane Just Lost Her Train of Thought Right There


5 Shows After Dark: I Bet She Has Important Opinions on Sequins


5 Shows After Dark: I Bet They'll Find ANOTHER Mysterious Artifact This Episode!


5 Shows After Dark: I Bet They're Pretty Smug Now Too


5 Shows After Dark: I Can Get Pretty Excited About that Dress


5 Shows After Dark: I Can't Explain Why, But I'm Sneering At This Picture


5 Shows After Dark: I Could Use Other Photos on Tuesdays, But Why?


5 Shows After Dark: I Did Not Realize Bush People Had Such Well-Defined Personal Style


5 Shows After Dark: I Do Believe You're Ready for Some Football


5 Shows After Dark: I Expect the Typical Post-Apocalypse Costumes of Chains to Show Up Any Day


5 Shows After Dark: I Firmly Believe that Birds Aren't Trained, They Just Decide to Cooperate


5 Shows After Dark: I Guess "Buddy Lawyer" is a Genre Now


5 Shows After Dark: I Guess 'Inside the Oscar Hosts Studio' is a Little Specific


5 Shows After Dark: I Guess Mr.Robots Are Missing the "Style" Command


5 Shows After Dark: I Had to Put on a Sweater Just to Look At This Photo


5 Shows After Dark: I Have Seen the Future, and It Is Migraine-Inducing


5 Shows After Dark: I Hope They Get to Keep the Nifty Coats


5 Shows After Dark: I Identify Pretty Hard With This Picture


5 Shows After Dark: I Just Want Jane to Say Yes to Jane


5 Shows After Dark: I Know It's What You're Watching Anyway


5 Shows After Dark: I Know the Gecko Brothers and You, Sirs, Are Not the Gecko Brothers


5 Shows After Dark: I Love Mindy Kaling's Taste in Men. And Wine Transportation.


5 Shows After Dark: I Love Natalie Dormer Too, Which is Why I'm Concerned at Her Contortions Here


5 Shows After Dark: I Promise, It's Still Compelling if You Turn a Couple Lights On


5 Shows After Dark: I Pronounce You Reality Show Contestants. You May Now Question Your Sanity.


5 Shows After Dark: I Really Do Want Better Things for Nonso Anozie


5 Shows After Dark: I Strenuously Object To All of This on Principle Alone


5 Shows After Dark: I Think His Hugs Really Would Make Anything Better


5 Shows After Dark: I'd Ask You to Raise a Glass, But I Suspect You Already Have


5 Shows After Dark: I'd Say It's Better Than Baseball, But Is It?


5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss the Show's Commitment to Realistic Portrayals of High Schoolers


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Reflexively Cringing Just Looking At This


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Shocked There's Not a Branded Wine Tie-In


5 Shows After Dark: I've Found My New Life Coaches


5 Shows After Dark: IT'S COOL GUYS I'M JUST DYING MY HAIR! ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GINGER!


5 Shows After Dark: If Anyone Can Save Christmas, it's Terry Crews


5 Shows After Dark: If I Were Royal, I'd Probably "Explore" Somewhere Warmer


5 Shows After Dark: If It Weren't for the People, Air Travel Would Be So Much Nicer


5 Shows After Dark: If Only All Stalkers Gave Up After About 20 Hours


5 Shows After Dark: If Only Nas Had Put Down the Books And Watched More TV


5 Shows After Dark: If Someone Took This Kid From Me, I'd Thank Them


5 Shows After Dark: If This Show Was a Person, It Would Have a Driver's License Now


5 Shows After Dark: If You Didn't Like Iron Fist, AMC Would Like to Talk


5 Shows After Dark: If You Know Who This is On Sight, Tonight is Your Night


5 Shows After Dark: If You Liked 'Person of Interest' You'll Love People of Interest!


5 Shows After Dark: If You Thought Chris Hadwick Was Too Contained on "Talking Dead" I Have Great News.


5 Shows After Dark: If You Truly Love Something, Drink it By the Gallon


5 Shows After Dark: If You're Not Watching Yet It May Already be Too Late


5 Shows After Dark: If Your Film Doesn't Succeed, TV is Slightly More Forgiving


5 Shows After Dark: If Your Love is Burning, Please See a Doctor


5 Shows After Dark: If a Teen Wolf Did Hibernate, Would It Look Any Different Than Standard Teen Sleeping Habits?


5 Shows After Dark: If the Terminators Are This Cute, I'll Go Willingly


5 Shows After Dark: Image is Everything and That's Quite an Image


5 Shows After Dark: In Case You're Not Into Hollywood Patting Itself on the Back


5 Shows After Dark: In The End, Weren't We ALL Mr.Robot? Just a Little?


5 Shows After Dark: In Which I Suddenly Care About the Sundance Channel


5 Shows After Dark: Is It Still Called the Danger Zone in Dreamland or Is It The Area of Potential Distress?


5 Shows After Dark: Is It Worth Watching Something if You Think It Will End Too Soon?


5 Shows After Dark: Is SyFy Making Good Shows Again or Just Good Commercials?


5 Shows After Dark: Is This the First Reality Show Turned Big-Budget Musical?


5 Shows After Dark: Is Your Excitement at "Charging Giant" Level Yet?


5 Shows After Dark: Is a Food Network Crossover So Farfetched? Yes. Yes It Is.


5 Shows After Dark: Is it Natural to Distrust Shows That Look Too Good?


5 Shows After Dark: It Feels Extra Petty to Air the Premiere of Downward Dog Before Fargo


5 Shows After Dark: It Takes a Special Man to Make the Early 1980s Look Good. Lee Pace is That Man.


5 Shows After Dark: It Takes a Strong Woman to Pull Off Heart-Shaped Leopard Print


5 Shows After Dark: It'll Be Like Deja Vu All Over Again


5 Shows After Dark: It's Kind that They Let the Least Compelling Characters Be The Leads


5 Shows After Dark: It's Like Vegas if it Were Run By Ned Flanders


5 Shows After Dark: It's Nice When Couples Share Hobbies, Even Nicer When Those Hobbies Earn Olympic Medals


5 Shows After Dark: It's Not Actually That Time of Year But We'll Pretend


5 Shows After Dark: It's So Awkward When You Have Perfect Skin and Hair, Right Guys?


5 Shows After Dark: It's Time For Equal Idiotic Opportunities


5 Shows After Dark: It's Worth Having the 'X-Files' Back Just to See Expressions Like That


5 Shows After Dark: It's Your Typical Good News, Bad News Situation


5 Shows After Dark: It's an Impressive Thing to Survive the Slater Curse


5 Shows After Dark: Jack Bauer Takes On His Most Dangerous Mission Yet


5 Shows After Dark: Jack Bauer Would've Tortured His Way to Better Ratings if He Had To. Or Was Given an Excuse To


5 Shows After Dark: Jack Bauer and His Vocal Nodes Are Back!


5 Shows After Dark: James Patterson Now Obnoxiously Slapping His Name on TV Shows He Didn't Write


5 Shows After Dark: Jane is Wonderful, But That Baby is Terrible at Taking Direction


5 Shows After Dark: Jess, You Don't Toast To Celebrate a Pregnancy! You Silly New Girl.


5 Shows After Dark: Jimmy Olsen Heard You Had a Bad Night Last Night and Wants to Help


5 Shows After Dark: Joan Finally Tells Sherlock They're a CBS Series


5 Shows After Dark: Julianna Margulies is an Amazing Woman


5 Shows After Dark: Just Give Him the Oscar Now and Be Done With It


5 Shows After Dark: Just Look at All Those Chinese Boxes! Hijinks Are Definitely In Store!


5 Shows After Dark: Just One More Season, Temperance! It'll Be Ok!


5 Shows After Dark: Just Ordinary People With Their Ordinary Documentary Film Crew


5 Shows After Dark: Just Rename it 'American Horror Story: Dandy' And Be Done With It


5 Shows After Dark: Just This. Lots and Lots of This.


5 Shows After Dark: Just a Different Kind of Oliver Stone Gangster Movie


5 Shows After Dark: Justice is ALWAYS Personal for Olivia Benson


5 Shows After Dark: Justin Bieber: Proving 'Frat Boy' is a Personality Trait Since 2010


5 Shows After Dark: Keri Russell's Hair is Still About 20 Years Ahead of Its Time


5 Shows After Dark: Kesha is Being Comforted by Her First Love, Glitter


5 Shows After Dark: Kevin Garvey and Jesus Are Also Similarly Ripped


5 Shows After Dark: Kevin Spacey Hosting Tony Awards 2017


5 Shows After Dark: Kevin Sr.'s John the Baptist Impression Needs Some Work


5 Shows After Dark: Law School: Only Slightly Worse Than Hogwarts at Preparing You For the Real World


5 Shows After Dark: Leave it to the Brits to Make the Apocalypse Zany Yet Droll


5 Shows After Dark: Leftovers a Year Later Don't Sound That Appetizing


5 Shows After Dark: Lena Dunham is Here to Taint Beloved Children's Books


5 Shows After Dark: Leopard Print is Always a Good Look. Always.


5 Shows After Dark: Leroy Jethro Gibbs Will Return To Fight Another Day


5 Shows After Dark: Let's Just Get Halloween Out of the Way, Said No One


5 Shows After Dark: Lets All Get Nostalgic for Tricia Helfer in Space


5 Shows After Dark: Lets Be Honest, The Show's Not Called Beckett


5 Shows After Dark: Lets Hope He Stretched Properly For His Epic Victory Lap


5 Shows After Dark: Like 'The Office' But in a Less Aspirational American Workplace


5 Shows After Dark: Like One Direction For the Early Bird Special Set


5 Shows After Dark: Like a Fever Dream Brought to Life


5 Shows After Dark: Liv Will Definitely Handle Something Tonight, That's For Sure


5 Shows After Dark: Live Television: Still Occasionally Dangerous


5 Shows After Dark: Look Upon What Passes for Summer TV and Despair


5 Shows After Dark: Look Who's Come Back Long Enough to Make You Really Sad


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Exactly Like a WWE Christmas Movie


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like Shirts are For Closers


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like Someone Forgot Her Umbrella-ella-ella


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like Someone Took Wedding Planning Tips From 'Game of Thrones'


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like Someone is Calling Saul Again


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like We've Got a Hostage Situation on Our Hands


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like Whispering is Dangerous Stuff


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Like a Disney Series Escaped the Compound


5 Shows After Dark: Made It To the End of the Season Without a 'Legion Airs' Joke! Almost.


5 Shows After Dark: Maine Has a New Claim to Fame. Sort of.


5 Shows After Dark: Man, It Looks So Different From All the Other Reality Shows!


5 Shows After Dark: Maybe Someone Should Have Been a Tattoo Artist, Not a Criminal


5 Shows After Dark: Mellie Has the Perfect Attitude for 'Scandal'


5 Shows After Dark: Middle Schoolers are Terrible Candidates for Super Powers


5 Shows After Dark: Mmm, Look At All that FCC Approved "Sexy"


5 Shows After Dark: Mmmmmm, Out-Dated Gimmicks


5 Shows After Dark: More Gabrielle Union on TV Can Only Be a Good Thing, Right?


5 Shows After Dark: More Like First Not-So-Ladies, Am I Right?


5 Shows After Dark: More Like One Season-derland! I'm Bad At Jokes.


5 Shows After Dark: More of This Sort of Thing!


5 Shows After Dark: Most Historical Events Benefit From Inebriated Hyperbole


5 Shows After Dark: Most Notable Return From The Dead: Jeremy Sisto's Career


5 Shows After Dark: My Celebrity Doppleganger is Looking Pretty Good, Though


5 Shows After Dark: My Leftovers Usually End with a Trip to the Trash, HBO Will Probably Do Better


5 Shows After Dark: NBC Now Striving to Become the International Broadcasting Corporation


5 Shows After Dark: National Geographic Channel Wants Us to Think Weird Thoughts About Young Albert Einstein, Don't They?


5 Shows After Dark: Nazis and Idols and Vampires, Oh My!


5 Shows After Dark: Never Let Zack Snyder Near This Character


5 Shows After Dark: New Season, New Solverson


5 Shows After Dark: New Special, Same Old Terrible Jokes


5 Shows After Dark: Nick Cannon, That is Not Your Nose. Try Again.


5 Shows After Dark: Nick Stokes Will Forever Fill Out a CSI Vest in Our Hearts


5 Shows After Dark: Night Shift and The Mist Premiere


5 Shows After Dark: Night of the Aging Television Stars


5 Shows After Dark: No More Calling Saul, FOR NOW


5 Shows After Dark: No One Hires Joan Allen to Play a Happy Mother


5 Shows After Dark: No One Is Happier Tonight Than Ted's Kids


5 Shows After Dark: No YOU'RE The Worst, FXX!


5 Shows After Dark: Not All Projects Are Worth Finishing


5 Shows After Dark: Not Any More Funny-Looking Than Most People


5 Shows After Dark: Not Even Good For In-Flight Entertainment


5 Shows After Dark: Not Even the Hamptons Can Afford Concierge Doctors These Days


5 Shows After Dark: Not Every Frat Idiot Can Rock a Mr.Rogers Sweater Like That


5 Shows After Dark: Not Happy About Any of This


5 Shows After Dark: Not a Good Look for Cary, In A Lot of Ways


5 Shows After Dark: Nothing Good Ever Comes of Robots That Look Like People. Nothing.


5 Shows After Dark: Nothing Ordinary Here


5 Shows After Dark: Nothing Says "High Drama" Like "Incest"


5 Shows After Dark: OK, The Reboot Thing Might Be Getting Out of Hand


5 Shows After Dark: Odell Beckham Jr. Came Straight From the Most Daring Prom in 1998


5 Shows After Dark: Oh Good! Another Show About How Depressing Marriage Is!


5 Shows After Dark: Oh Good, Another Serial Killer Show


5 Shows After Dark: Oh Good, Fall TV is Ending So We Call Start Talking To Each Other Again


5 Shows After Dark: Oh How Embarrassing, They All Brought the Same Dog


5 Shows After Dark: Oh Man, a Sitcom About a Family? How Groundbreaking!


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Billy Elliot, You're a Better Dancer Than Spy


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Context Free Teaser Scenes, I Will Miss You


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, God, So Much Potential Second-Hand Embarrassment


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Good, More of This Disaster


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Obviously This is Very Different From The Other Show Where They Catch Crabs


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, The Speeches We'll Hear!


5 Shows After Dark: On a Long Enough Timeline, Everyone on a Drama Hooks Up


5 Shows After Dark: Once Upon a Time All the Characters Decided the Story Was Over and ABC Said "Nah"


5 Shows After Dark: One Thing is for Certain, Lady Kingpins Like White Suits


5 Shows After Dark: One of These Lab Coats is Not Like the Others


5 Shows After Dark: Only Medieval Women Had Shampoo, Apparently


5 Shows After Dark: Only Two More Seasons of Keri Russell Looking Constantly Furious


5 Shows After Dark: Our Long National Fever Dream is Over


5 Shows After Dark: Pajiba: Starting the Yarn Wall Before the First Episode


5 Shows After Dark: Patriotism Never Looked So Feathery


5 Shows After Dark: Peggy Carter to Continue Awesome Peggys Tour of 2015-2016


5 Shows After Dark: People Interested in People Are the Unluckiest People of All Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: Perhaps the Title 'Forever' Was Slightly Optimistic


5 Shows After Dark: Pete Campbell: The Early EARLY Years


5 Shows After Dark: Picture Perfect Hair and Wardrobe is "Beautifully Flawed" in TV Speak


5 Shows After Dark: Pictured; James Spader With Several Wooden Objects


5 Shows After Dark: Poetry in Motion


5 Shows After Dark: Political Conventions: Equally Terrible at Graphic Arts


5 Shows After Dark: President Fitzgerald Grant: The Most Unattractive Handsome Man on TV


5 Shows After Dark: Prettiest Construction Site You'll Ever See


5 Shows After Dark: Probably Not Nearly As Scandalous As You're Hoping For


5 Shows After Dark: Queen of Thursday Night At Least


5 Shows After Dark: Questionable Cultural Sensitivity, Excellent Men's Outerwear and Hats


5 Shows After Dark: Quick! Name This Dystopian Series That's Now Cancelled!


5 Shows After Dark: Raise a Glass With Don Draper One Last Time


5 Shows After Dark: Ready To Feel Hopeless About Your Resolutions?


5 Shows After Dark: Reality TV About People Watching TV. We're Through the Looking Glass.


5 Shows After Dark: Reality is Always More Interesting than Scripted, Right Guys? Guys?


5 Shows After Dark: Remember When Things Like Dancing Competitions WERE the Summer TV?


5 Shows After Dark: Revisiting the Ghosts of Halloweens Past


5 Shows After Dark: Ring In the New Suck!


5 Shows After Dark: Roadsters and Complex International Politics in One Show


5 Shows After Dark: Robotic Kid? No Problem? Basic Reasoning Skills? Bit Shaky.


5 Shows After Dark: Ruining the Concept of a "Fixer Upper" for 7 Seasons


5 Shows After Dark: Running Wild with Bear Grylls Sterling K Brown


5 Shows After Dark: Ryan Seacrest Dares You to Bring Your Best Knock Knock Jokes


5 Shows After Dark: Same, Guys, Same.


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Guys, How Much Mastery Can You Handle?


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, His Face is Like 50% Eyes


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, How Could This Not Be Amazing?


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Though, It Did Wonders for Laurence Fishburne


5 Shows After Dark: Shaq Should Make Friends With an Actual Bear


5 Shows After Dark: Shaquille O'Neal Cannot Be Contained By One Channel


5 Shows After Dark: Shark Week, OO-Ha-Ha!


5 Shows After Dark: She May Look Better in the Underwear, But He's Winning on Hair


5 Shows After Dark: She May Not be a Preacher, But I'm Feeling Worshipful


5 Shows After Dark: Shuffle Menacingly, Don't Walk, to Your TV Tonight!


5 Shows After Dark: Slowly Sliding Into The Christmas Rut


5 Shows After Dark: So They're Both Slobs Now? That's Not Really Odd, Is It?


5 Shows After Dark: So, Was It Aliens? Little Green Men?


5 Shows After Dark: Some Baseball You Might Actually Want to Watch


5 Shows After Dark: Some Machines Are Better Tempered Than Others


5 Shows After Dark: Some Reality Shows are Extra Disappointing


5 Shows After Dark: Someone Dreads Looking At This Woman Naked Every Day


5 Shows After Dark: Someone Get Denis Leary a Hair Intervention, Stat


5 Shows After Dark: Someone Give Me An Over/Under on Soliloquies


5 Shows After Dark: Someone Really Needed to Rethink This Title


5 Shows After Dark: Something We Can All Toast to in These Contentious Times


5 Shows After Dark: Sometimes "Painfully True" is Mostly Just Painful


5 Shows After Dark: Space, the Final Drunktier


5 Shows After Dark: Sparkling On and Off the Ice


5 Shows After Dark: Spend One Last Night in 'The Good Place'


5 Shows After Dark: Spend St.Patrick's Day With Someone Special, Or Family, Or Both


5 Shows After Dark: Spending All Summer With Other Teenagers Would Drive Me To Murder Too


5 Shows After Dark: Spike TV Will Give Us the Nexus of Delightful and Terrifying


5 Shows After Dark: Sports or Feelings: Pick Your Thursday Night Cringe


5 Shows After Dark: Starring John Lithgow as Robert Durst, Basically


5 Shows After Dark: Starring Rick, Daryl, and Daryl's Arms


5 Shows After Dark: Stealing a Title from Shirley Jackson and a Plot from P.D James


5 Shows After Dark: Step 5: Bring a Fish Friend. Everybody Brought a Fish Friend?


5 Shows After Dark: Stick to Culturally Approved Methods of Expressing Dissatisfaction


5 Shows After Dark: Still Less Upsetting Than the Early Election Results


5 Shows After Dark: Still No Word On How Many Wigs Russian Spies Really Had


5 Shows After Dark: Still Not 100% About Super Speed as a Super Power


5 Shows After Dark: Still Waiting for a Saul to Call


5 Shows After Dark: Stop Motion Animation: The Best Way to Garner Undeserved Fondness


5 Shows After Dark: Such a Majestic Creature. Let's Shove Bread Up Its Butt.


5 Shows After Dark: Summer May Be "Over" But Fall TV Isn't Here Yet


5 Shows After Dark: Summer Replacement Series: Now Starring Oscar Winners


5 Shows After Dark: Sunday Night HBO is Less Dark, More Rock


5 Shows After Dark: Sunday Night TV is Ridiculously Crowded Again


5 Shows After Dark: Sunday Night's Alright for Fighting


5 Shows After Dark: Super Bowl Counterprogramming Guide (Hint: Just Watch PBS)


5 Shows After Dark: Sure, It's Pretty, But At What Cost?


5 Shows After Dark: Surprise Shark Week is a Mixed Blessing


5 Shows After Dark: SyFy Blood Drive Premiere


5 Shows After Dark: TBS Now Has Wyatt Cenac and Sam Bee, is Jessica Williams Far Behind?


5 Shows After Dark: TGIT: The Best Place to See Oscar-Nominated Actresses Over 40


5 Shows After Dark: THIS Show Fu.... You Know How it Goes


5 Shows After Dark: TNT Asks, What If The Vice President Actually Mattered?


5 Shows After Dark: TV Came Back, You Guys! Woooooo!


5 Shows After Dark: TV Executives Are the People Only Using 10% of Their Brain, Apparently


5 Shows After Dark: TV Gets a Little Less Dangerous Again


5 Shows After Dark: TV Has Taught Me That the Law is A Virtually Paperless Enterprise


5 Shows After Dark: TV Holidays, Better Late Than Never?


5 Shows After Dark: TV Just Got Slightly More Awesome Again


5 Shows After Dark: TV Terminal Illnesses are So Much Nicer Than Real Terminal Illnesses


5 Shows After Dark: TV's Most Stylish Investigator Says Goodbye


5 Shows After Dark: Take My Hand And We'll Make It, I Swear


5 Shows After Dark: Take a Deep Breath, We're Heading Back In


5 Shows After Dark: Taking 'Move Like Your Butt is On Fire' Literally


5 Shows After Dark: Taking Bets on if They Keep All the Raunchy References


5 Shows After Dark: Teach Them How To Say Goodbye, Seacrest


5 Shows After Dark: Teenagers and Cat-Ear Headbands: A Timeless Love Story


5 Shows After Dark: Thank Viola It's Thursday


5 Shows After Dark: Thank You for Intimidating Us with Tenacity for Seven Seasons


5 Shows After Dark: That Desert Represents TV for the Next Four Weeks


5 Shows After Dark: That Face When Hayley Atwell is Back in a Legal Procedural and Not As Agent Carter


5 Shows After Dark: That Look Kind of Sums Up The Show


5 Shows After Dark: That Look When You're the Lead on a CBS Streaming-Only Series


5 Shows After Dark: That Room Does Not Look Nearly Fussy Enough For Genteel Murder


5 Shows After Dark: That Workshop Smells of Foam Rubber and Dreams


5 Shows After Dark: That is Some Emotional Paint Can Carrying Right There


5 Shows After Dark: That is the Correct Face for a New Variety Show, Yes


5 Shows After Dark: That's How I Usually Feel About Hakeem Snoop.


5 Shows After Dark: That's Not... Honey, That's the Locker Room Not the Weight Room


5 Shows After Dark: That's a Guy Who's Work Problems Are Out of This World!


5 Shows After Dark: That's the Appropriate Face for Covering the RNC


5 Shows After Dark: The 1984 NBA Championships 30 for 30


5 Shows After Dark: The 90s Really Are Coming Back, Unfortunately


5 Shows After Dark: The Americans Season Five Finale


5 Shows After Dark: The Bart, The Finally Comes to Pass


5 Shows After Dark: The Beginning of the End. Or Just the End.


5 Shows After Dark: The Best Way To Ogle Big Fluffy Dogs With No Danger of Slobber


5 Shows After Dark: The Best of All Summer Jobs Has Finally Come to An End


5 Shows After Dark: The Biggest Mystery of Laura is Why is She Still Here?


5 Shows After Dark: The CSI Lab Finally Goes Dark... er


5 Shows After Dark: The Competition for Most Inaccurately Titled Series Goes On


5 Shows After Dark: The Documentary You've All Been Waiting For


5 Shows After Dark: The Dream of Every Compton Resident: Their Own A&E Show


5 Shows After Dark: The End of Bones, For Real This Time


5 Shows After Dark: The End of the Adventures of Jesus and the Crime Solving Computer


5 Shows After Dark: The Face of a Man Awaiting Either His True Love or a Fart


5 Shows After Dark: The Faces of American Excellence


5 Shows After Dark: The Fins Make it Hard to Get the Dance Battles Right


5 Shows After Dark: The First Time I've Described a Show as "Aurally Terrible"


5 Shows After Dark: The First Try of the Season is Always a Little Rough


5 Shows After Dark: The Full Spectrum of Reactions to Son of Zorn


5 Shows After Dark: The Header Image Was Almost Tosh. You're Welcome.


5 Shows After Dark: The Hottest Trend in TV This Year is Diversity. It Has Everything. Literally.


5 Shows After Dark: The James Bond/Q Romance You Always Wanted, Without Either of Them


5 Shows After Dark: The Last News Talking Guy I Want to See Until Wednesday


5 Shows After Dark: The Last Night This Spring You Have to Care About College Basketball


5 Shows After Dark: The Most Glamorous Hungry 16 Year Olds Around


5 Shows After Dark: The Most Photogenic Thing on TV Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: The Most Sedate Sports Event of the Year


5 Shows After Dark: The Most Unnerving Show on Television is Back


5 Shows After Dark: The New Depressing American Dream


5 Shows After Dark: The Night Of The Sunk Cost Fallacy


5 Shows After Dark: The Night is Dark and Will be Full of Spoilers


5 Shows After Dark: The Personification of Tough Love


5 Shows After Dark: The Point Where Popular Science Loses Me


5 Shows After Dark: The Popest with the Mostest


5 Shows After Dark: The Power to Make Anything Sound Profound Must Be Intoxicating


5 Shows After Dark: The Promo Image Looks Like Propaganda and A Laser Tag Ad, Somehow


5 Shows After Dark: The Real American Dream is Becoming a Sitcom Family


5 Shows After Dark: The Real Winners of This Christmas Card are Hair Products and Veneers


5 Shows After Dark: The Reason My Email Signature Is the Fifth Amendment


5 Shows After Dark: The Redeemer Has a Lot of Work Ahead of Him


5 Shows After Dark: The Return of Over-Saturated, Photoshopped, Pseudo-Humans!


5 Shows After Dark: The Return of Sharknado


5 Shows After Dark: The Right Suit Will Get You Anywhere


5 Shows After Dark: The Sand Situation After Those Games is Probably Absurd


5 Shows After Dark: The Scariest Thing About 'Lucifer' is How Terrible Those Goat-Eyes Are


5 Shows After Dark: The Show Known For Horrific Deaths Can't Die


5 Shows After Dark: The Show for People Who Want to Hate Pancakes is Back, Sports Stuff Too


5 Shows After Dark: The Swearing Will Probably Eventually Feel Anachronistic, But Who Cares?


5 Shows After Dark: The Sweet Transvestite Trojan Horse From Transexual, Transylvania


5 Shows After Dark: The TV Lords Take Away Ilana Glazer, and Then Give Her Right Back


5 Shows After Dark: The Television Medium is Going Through a Fascinating and Terrifying Time


5 Shows After Dark: The Terrible Hair Tells You This is SERIOUS TV


5 Shows After Dark: The Three Faces of Reality TV Fame


5 Shows After Dark: The Trend of Shameless Pandering to Gen X Continues!


5 Shows After Dark: The Triumphant Return of Rogelio and Friends


5 Shows After Dark: The Truth Has Been Waiting


5 Shows After Dark: The Verdict Is In


5 Shows After Dark: The Winchester Boys Are... Posing for a Christian Rock Album?


5 Shows After Dark: The Year of Oscar Isaac Rolls On


5 Shows After Dark: Thematically Similar to His 'Super Troopers' Part


5 Shows After Dark: There Are Definitely Worse Things to See on Your TV


5 Shows After Dark: There Are Many Cop Shows on TV. This Is One of Them.


5 Shows After Dark: There Are Moments That the Words Don't Reach


5 Shows After Dark: There Must Be a Better Show About Royal Bedchambers Out There


5 Shows After Dark: There is No Such Thing as Too Much Carrie Coon


5 Shows After Dark: There is Other TV On Tonight, But Barely.


5 Shows After Dark: There is Too Much TV, Guys


5 Shows After Dark: There's Still Time, NBC! You Don't Have to Go Through With It!


5 Shows After Dark: There's a New, Unique Sci-Fi Series on That Channel You Don't Get


5 Shows After Dark: There's at Least 5 Remarkably Implausible Things in This Photo


5 Shows After Dark: These Guys Don't Have The Fortitude For Their Own Show


5 Shows After Dark: These Looks are Less "Zombie Apocalypse" and More "Raccoons Got in the Trash"


5 Shows After Dark: These People Should Not Be Policing Anything


5 Shows After Dark: These Two Could Make a Career out of Only Christmas Songs


5 Shows After Dark: These Wives Are Taking Off! Literally. Last Episode of the Season.


5 Shows After Dark: They Are Now Recruiting 'Survivor' Contestants Who Already Don't Shower


5 Shows After Dark: They Do Have Some Very Compelling Staged Explosions


5 Shows After Dark: They're Cooking Up Career Reality Stars!


5 Shows After Dark: They've Already Won the Fashion Category for Televised Musicals


5 Shows After Dark: Things Both Are and Aren't Heating Up in Fargo


5 Shows After Dark: Things Have Neither Halted Nor Caught Fire As Best I Can Tell


5 Shows After Dark: Things Like This Really Make You Appreciate Desk Jobs


5 Shows After Dark: Things The Quiverfull Movement Is Apparently Ok With: A Wicked Smoky Eye


5 Shows After Dark: This Doesn't Look Like It'll Keep Me Up All Night or Anything!


5 Shows After Dark: This Dog and I View Awards Shows the Same Way


5 Shows After Dark: This Feels Like a Joke on Us Somehow


5 Shows After Dark: This Guy Looks Like a Cosplay of Himself


5 Shows After Dark: This Happens to Me Standing Still


5 Shows After Dark: This Is Definitely Not the Atlanta You're Looking For


5 Shows After Dark: This Is Now An American Movie Classic


5 Shows After Dark: This Just Looks Like Competitive Mugging for Several Weeks


5 Shows After Dark: This Lady Definitely Has the Right Idea, But the Wrong Beverage


5 Shows After Dark: This Looks... Festive.


5 Shows After Dark: This Man Has Some Firm But Vague Opinions on Soup


5 Shows After Dark: This New Show Has Everything! Ninjas on Steampunk Motorcycles


5 Shows After Dark: This Picture Screams "Totally Normal Loving Couple!" Doesn't It?


5 Shows After Dark: This Sounds Unnecessary and Messy. Very Messy.


5 Shows After Dark: This Time it's As Real As Thetans


5 Shows After Dark: This Training Program Looked Very Different in 'Silence of the Lambs'


5 Shows After Dark: This is Either History or Entertainment. Someone Clarify Which.


5 Shows After Dark: This is How I Quit the Internet


5 Shows After Dark: This is Not How Mammals Grow Breasts


5 Shows After Dark: This is Not the Face of the Brains of the Operation


5 Shows After Dark: This is The Least Spidery Option Available


5 Shows After Dark: This is the Second Biggest Day of Her Year, Just Behind Pumpkin Spice Latte Day


5 Shows After Dark: This. Again. Some More.


5 Shows After Dark: Those Are Some Awfully Well-Bathed 17th Century Witches There


5 Shows After Dark: Those Are Some Terrifying Muttonchops, I Guess


5 Shows After Dark: Those Pines Just Will Not Settle Down


5 Shows After Dark: Those Sails Are, At Best, Off-White


5 Shows After Dark: Those Sunglasses Should Get a Supporting Credit


5 Shows After Dark: Those Weird Nerds Who Like Comic Book Movies and Star Wars, Like Everyone


5 Shows After Dark: Those Women Must Have Been Actors to Start Actively Applauding This Dude on First Sight


5 Shows After Dark: Three Stars is Probably The Best That Most of Us Can Hope For Out of Life


5 Shows After Dark: Through the Wormhole and Straight Into Your Face


5 Shows After Dark: Time To Find Out Who Gets Out of Sioux Falls Alive


5 Shows After Dark: Time To Get Back to Drinking and Knowing Things


5 Shows After Dark: Time for A Little Less Togetherness


5 Shows After Dark: Time for Some Uncomfortably Personal Television!


5 Shows After Dark: Time for a 'Pitch Perfect' Quote Off!


5 Shows After Dark: Time for a Cookie Binge?


5 Shows After Dark: Time to Catch Up on Oscar Winners You Actually Want to See


5 Shows After Dark: Time to Close the Boardwalk


5 Shows After Dark: Time to Convene a Search Party to Find a Better Time for 'Search Party'


5 Shows After Dark: Time to Investigate How This Show Has Survived


5 Shows After Dark: Time to Realize How Long Ago the 90s Were


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Carol Spivey, the Voice of Big Bird, Relays a Story that Will Break Your Goddamn Heart


Cartoon Network Showed Its First Gay Kiss... Sort Of


Catching up with Breaking Bad


Categorizing the NFL's 32 Teams In Terms of their Playoff Chances


Catwoman: Ears or No Ears? The Nerdiest Debate in Internet History?


Celebrating 'Saved by the Bell''s Jessie Spano, the Patron Saint of '90s Baby Feminists


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Celebrity Couples of the 90s That We Forgot Were A Thing


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Charlie Sheen's 11 Point Life Manifesto


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Chernobyl: We Sowed Death, Nature Fought Back With Life


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Chicks Don't Dig the Sword and Actors Sh*t On their Own Flicks


Children Are The Future Unless We Stop Them Now


Chloe Bennet Wants to Know What Marvel Has Against Its Own TV Shows


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Chris Hardwick Tweets a Necessary Moment of Levity After Last Night's Episode of 'The Walking Dead'


Chris Pratt is The Most Credulous Human Ever and The Rock is Cooking Again


Chris Pratt: Jurassic World's Velociraptor Whisperer


Chris Rock's No-F*cks-Given, No-Punches-Pulled Essay On Hollywood's Race Problem


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Christ, There's No Winning This One. The Beastie Boys Go To Battle With GoldieBlox Over The Song 'Girls.'


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Christina Hendricks Does Not Like Being Referred to As "Full-Figured" by Waify Little Fashion Journalists


Christine Baranski Defends the Worst Part of 'Into the Woods'


Chuck Lorre's Abandoned Emmy Speech Might Make You Hate Him And His Mid-Level Pablum A Little Less


Cilantro: The Herb Specially Crafted To Make Me Feel Like A Failure


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Claiming the Millennium ... and the Word


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Colin Firth Was Originally Supposed To Be Naked In 'Pride And Prejudice?' That's The Sound Of A Million VCRs Overheating.


Colin Jost's AMA Proves He Isn't Adept At Funny


Colin Trevorrow 'Doesn't Totally Disagree' With Joss Whedon's 'Jurassic World' Disappointment


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Come And Knock On Our Door | No. . .Not You


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Comedy Legend Joan Rivers Dead at 81


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Comic-Con Videos - Jeffster's Fat Bottom Girls and Lost Memorium


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Complaining About The 2011 Oscar Nominations | What Do I Do With All This Hate?


Conan O'Brien Performs "The Monorail Song"


Conan Shows Off the New "Tonight Show" Set - Video


Confessions of a TV Slacker: No, I Am Never Going to Watch Your Favorite Show


Congratulations, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' You've Crossed the Line From Sh*tty-Looking Movie to Just Generally Sh*tty


Congratulations, Hershey, You've Ruined Kisses!


Congress Has Been Banned from Editing Wikipedia Because Some Douchebag Is Making Transphobic Changes to Entries, Including OItNB's Laverne Cox


Congress Passes Law to Revoke Broadband Privacy Rules; What Does It Mean?


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Cormac McCarthy Is Undead at 82


Correspondence with a Prison Inmate Who Has a Thing for Minka Kelly


Cosby Doubles Down On His Vileness, Is Suing Beverly Johnson


Counteracting the Widespread Negativity on Social Media Platforms


Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People


Creationist Assh*le Defends Josh Duggar, Says Molesting Kids Is Fine Because of Evolution


Critic Nails Why Leo Shouldn't Win The Oscar For 'The Revenant'


Crucial AP Stylebook Modifications Designed for the Trump Presidency


Crystal Pepsi Is Heading Back To Stores


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DC Super Hero Girls To Thrill Fangirls This March


Dakota Fanning Gets Raped


Damon Lindelof Reveals That 'Lost' Was Originally Pitched As A "Primitive Melrose Place"


Dan Aykroyd Does a Terrible James Brown Impression


Dancing GIFs, Racism in The Help, Celebrity F*ck Ups, and the Brief De-Objectification of the Action-Movie Actress


Danny DeVito Drunk on Live TV, Again


Darby Smart Review: The Subscription Service For Crafting


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David Ayer Tweets First Look at Jared Leto as Suicide Squad's Joker


David Cameron Doesn't Understand His Policies, And Four Other Misinformed Movie Villains


David Cameron Hums Jaunty Tune While Leaving Country In Shambles; Internet Makes It His Evil Empire Theme


David Cronenberg's 'The Fly' Is 30, So Enjoy These 12 Facts From the Brundle Museum of Natural History


David Cross and Amber Tamblyn's Instagrammed Wedding Photos Will Murder You With Cuteness


David Fincher Could Have Directed 'Star Wars,' If Only He Were Capable of Not Making It Totally Disturbing


David Fincher's 'The Girl Who Played with Fire' Review: Suck Denby, I Beat You By Two Years


Dax Shepard's Heartwarming Account Of His Dying Father Meeting His Unborn Child


Day 10: Why Is Emma Thompson's Entire Character a Lie? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 11: Let's Play a Game of Mortal, Imaginary or Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 15: What the F*ck Is this Christmas Pageant All About Anyway? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 1: This is a Terrible Idea - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'


Day 3: The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Fever Hits Its Ridiculous Peak


Day 3: What Exactly Is President Billy Bob Doing to Natalie's Head? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'


Day 4: Alan Rickman's Secretary Might Be a Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


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Day 7: A Brief Musical Interlude - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 9: Wait, Alan Rickman's Company Does WHAT? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Dear America, Stop Worrying about Macklemore and Go on With Your Lives


Dear Chapters | A Love Letter


Dear Internet: You Don't Have to Hack into Christina Hendricks Goddamn Phone to Find Great Images of Her


Dear Jennifer: You've Already Been Cast in The Hunger Games. Are The Sexy/Mopey Photo Shoots Really Necessary Now?


Dear John: We Don't Care If You're Gay, We Don't Care If You're a Scientologist...


Dear Valentine's Day | A Love Letter


Death and Arrests In Oregon Militia Update


Death of the Hipster Douche | Don't be a Di**head


Death or Glory Becomes Another Story: Meet the Fifth Member of The Clash...Peter Dinklage


Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies


Dennis Farina Dead at 69


Dennis Hopper Obituary | 1936 - 2010


Denny's Captures The Country's Bleak Political Mood in Brilliant Twitter Ad


Depending On Where You Live, This Week's 'Game of Thrones' May Have Been Underwhelming


Despicable Up A**hole Murders the Cat of a Politician's Kid, Writes "Liberal" On Its Corpse


Despised TV Shows, Things that Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants, and Actors Slumming It


Detroit Unveils Satanic Statue, World Doesn't End.


Dexter Recaps


Diary Lovers Respond


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Director David O. Russell Steps Back on Crazy Train, Feels Up His Pre-op Transgender Niece


Directors Guild Award Winners


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Disappearing TV Characters, Actors Turned Musicians, Musicians Turned Actors, and the Sexy Psychopaths that Murder Them


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Disney Makes Its First Degenderizing Move


Disney May Be Doing Away With Princess Leia's Iconic Slave Outfit For Good


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Do You Feel Like I Do? Rocker Peter Frampton Threw an Obnoxious Concert-Goer's Phone into the Rafters


Do You Recognize This Trump-Hating Celebrity?


Do You Want to Know What Pregnancy Is Really Like? I'll F*cking Tell You


Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO


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Does Sarah Palin Understand What 'Hollywood' Means?


Dogs Use Deception to Trick Humans


Don't Believe the Hype | The Top Five Super Bowl Alternatives


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Don't Make Me Come Home and Watch Norbit Pie


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Donald Glover's Reasons For Leaving 'Community' Are Actually Kind Of Troubling


Donald Trump & Planned Parenthood: Best Friends Forever


Donald Trump Keeps Saying Things and I Don't Know What to Do, So F*ck It, Dump Angry GIFs in the Comments


Doritos Made 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' Bags That Play the Soundtrack


Dorothy Mengering, An Honest to God National Treasure, Has Passed Away


Dove UK Wants You to Match Your Curves to Your Body Wash


Dr. Horrible at the Emmy's - Video


Dream Casting Disney's Upcoming Live-Action 'Dumbo':


Dream Casting The Rest Of 'The Dark Tower'


Dreamcasting the Rest of Emma Watson's 'Beauty and the Beast'


Drummer Runs London Marathon Without a Tampon


Dude. Really?


Dust Off Your Old Netflix Rage, Amazon Jacks Up The Minimum Purchase To Qualify For Free Shipping


Dustassleton II: The Zone


Dustassleton Road Trip Addendum


Dustin Has Officially Lost It | Why Would He Give This Guy A Spot?


Dustin Will Soon Be Out of A Job | The Beginning of Pajiba's End


Dwayne Johnson Is The Best Dude In The History Of Ever, So Bask In It


Dylan McDermott: King of the One-Season Storyline


ESPN Anchor and Incredible Human Being Stuart Scott is Dead at 49


ESPN Fires Horrible Person for Being Horrible


Eat, Drink, Stumble | One Man's Journey of Self Discovery


Ed McMahon 1923 - 2009


Edgar Wright Succinctly And Sassily Addresses Biggest Oscar Snub Of The Day


Edward Bernays Is the Reason Why Americans Eat Bacon and Eggs for Breakfast


Edward Snowden Joined Twitter Today, Immediately Started Trolling the NSA Like a Pro


Eff It, Just Reboot Everything: 10 More Shows We Should Drag Out of the Grave


Eight Great Ways To Narrate | Voiceover Achievers


Einstein's Papers Digitized and Online


Election Day 2008


Ellen Page Responds to Bryan Singer Allegations


Elmore Leonard Dead at 87


Eloquent Eloquents, Assemble: A Call to Arms


Emily Blunt Explains Why The Female Shortlist For Action Movies Always Looks So Familiar


Emily Doe, Stanford Sexual Assault Survivor, Named a Glamour Woman of the Year


Emma Thompson And Julie Andrews Together? It's A Cheerstravaganza!


Emmy Awards Open Thread


Emo Kylo Ren May Have Met His Twitter Match


Empathy For The Devil | Pajiba Sports


England Has Developed a Smart Condom


England Wanted a Women's Museum, Opened a Guy-Who-Murdered-A-Bunch-Of-Women Museum Instead


Enjoy 5 Year Old Heaven King Dancing Better Than You Ever Will


Entitled Jerks Force 'Goonies' House To Go Into Hiding


Enviable Partners In BFF-ery, Amy Poehler And Tiny Fey, Guest Edit 'Entertainment Weekly'


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Even Barack Obama Feels Compelled To Tell Bill Cosby: 'That's Rape'


Even in a Decade Ago, Tom Hardy Could Play One Creepy Son of a B*tch


Everybody Loves Gingers and Orgasms | The Weekly Murdertank


Everyone Forgot to Tell the Olsen Twins That 'Full House' Reboot Was Happening


Everyone In The Pool: A Guide To Surviving Memorial Day Weekend


Everyone You Forgot Was In the Entire 'Scream' Franchise


Everyone's Stalking You on Facebook | Social Networking Trends


Everything We Insist Upon For Lee Pace's 'Mindy Project' Guest Spot


Everything We Know About the Impossibly Cool 'Friday Night Lights' Musical


Everything You Always Wanted To Know About A Childless Woman But Were Afraid To Ask


Everything You Need to Know to Understand the Drake-Meek Mill Beef


Everything You Thought You Knew About Wizardry Is Bullshit! J.K. Rowling Just Introduced a New Sorting Quiz


Everything that Irritates Me About Tom Cruise Reduced to a Two-Minute Gag


Ewan McGregor Can't Sing in a French Accent and Jack Whitehall Has a Bad Night


Exactly What 'Family Values' Got This T-Shirt Banned From Walmart?


Exclusive Details on the Split Between Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky


Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part I


Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part II


Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part III


Exposing Our Great Television Pet Peeve: The Empty Coffee Cup


Expressing Love for Movies with the #cinephilephoto Hashtag


F*ck Shaking Your Tush On The Catwalk | The Epitome Of Modelling


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F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Famous Trios Edition


FMK: Michael Shannon, Michael K. Williams, Michael Sheen


FTC Blogger Regulations


FX Chief Agrees With You That There's "Too Much Television"


FYI | Mark Your Calendars


Fa La La La La, La La La F*ck | Holiday Commercials Make Me Stabbity


Faced with Rampant 'Star Wars: TFA' Spoilers, Let's Discuss What Constitutes a Spoiler


Fake Oscar Snubs, Real Scientific Facts, and Marilyn Monroe


Fall Movie Poll


Fan Starts Petition To Remove Zack Snyder From Future DC Directing Duties


Fan-Made Done Right | The (not really) Walking Dead Opening Credits


Fanboys, Geeks, Julia Roberts, and the Aniston Problem | The Weekly Murdertank


Fancasting the 'Memento' Remake


Fat Guys, Hobos, and the Fall Television Season | The Weekly Murdertank


Fat Shaming and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts


Fate Saved Us From Nicholas Cage's Aragorn


Fatherhood is Awesome | Lamentations of Domestication


Feminist Outrage Round-Up: Because Sometimes You Have To


Feminists Declare "No Catcall Zones" In Brooklyn And Manhattan


Figuring Out the Logic of the MPAA Is Sort Of Insane, But Here Goes


Fill Your Hands, You Sumb*tch | What Are You Looking For In A Western Film?


Finally We Can See Mindy Kaling as the Cartoon Character Nature Intended


Finally! You Can Now Spend Christmas At Hogwarts, and Without Any of Those Damn Kids Around


Finally, Britain Unites - To Criticise DI Alec Hardy's Tea-Making Skills


Finally, I Can Stop Avoiding Most of Tumblr


Finally, Our Unending 'Making a Murderer' Outrage Has Been Put to Music


Find Out When Your Hooha (or Lance of Love) Got Its Name


Fine, I'll Admit It. James Franco Was Right About Something


Firefly's Wash Lives! On Joss Whedon's Notebook Paper, Anyway


Firm Responsible For AIDS Drug Price Hike Under Antitrust Investigation


First Ever Withdrawal Made From Norwegian Doomsday Vault


First Look At The New Gregor Clegane In His Armor Will Make Your Inner Hound Howl


First Official Look At The Khaleesi's New Boy Toy In 'Game Of Thrones' Is Enough To Turn Your Facial Hair Blue


Five Celebrity Couples I Had No Goddamn Clue Existed Until Recently | Slow News Day Ruminations


Five Dumb Movies I Love Because Of TBS: The Superstation | The Latchkey Kids Are All Right


Five Nights at Freddy's Is the Most Oppressive Gaming Experiences of this Generation


Five Simple Steps To Be An Ally: A Guide For Straight, White, Cisgender Man


Florence Henderson, of 'Brady Bunch' Fame, is Dead at 82


For the Discerning Connoisseur of Both Books and Burritos: Chipotle Lit Is Your New Favorite Genre


For the Past 9 Years, A (Gasp!) Lesbian Has Been Delivering Feel-Good Stories on 'Good Morning America'


Forget 'Back to the Future'--'Parks and Recreation' Predicted the Cubs 2016 World Series Win


Forget Texas; This Video from NYC's Pride Parade Will Make Your Entire Week


Four Adults Caught Stealing Thousands of Dollars Worth of LEGOs


Four More Very Important Survey Questions | Look! More Eye Candy!


Fox's "The Club" Video


Frank Miller's Long-Winded reddit AMA Answers: The Man Does Not Hold Back


Free P****! | This Is As Close To LOLCats As I Get


Free The Nipple: Fox Takes Boob Censorship To Abstract New Level


From One Lazy Slob to Another: The Best Workout Tip for People Who Hate Exercising


Fruitcakes. Why'd It Have To Be Fruitcakes? | A Guide to Holiday Etiquette and Safety


Fun with Celebrity: Can You Identify the Redhead in this Photo?


Fun with Nostalgia: 1993 Edition


Fun with Penis Confusion: Comparing Alison Brie's Cleavage to Joel McHale's Buttcrack


Fun with Surveys: Sophie's Choice Edition


Funny Fantasy Football Team Names From Movies, TV


Fyre Festival Is The Music Event We Deserve Right Now


GIF OUT! Youtube Embeds Its Own GIF Generator


Gail Simone's Heartfelt Tribute to Noel Neill (1920 - 2016)


Game Beat: Little Girls Will Rescue Us From Sexist Bullshit


Garry Marshall Is Dead at 81


Gary David Goldberg Dead at 68


Geek Out With the Best Podcast You Should Be Listening To


Gene Wilder, Shaper of Our Dreams, Is Dead at 83


Genius One-Sentence Explanation For the Rise of ISIS


George Lucas Needs To Recruit | AT-AT Day Afternoon


George Micheal Has Passed Away At 53


George Miller, Please Reboot The Rebooted 'Jem And The Holograms'


George R.R. Martin Explains Why There's So Much Rape In 'Game of Thrones'


George Steinbrenner 1930 - 2010 | R.I.P.


George W. Bush May Not Care About Black People, But Kanye Sure Got Under His Skin | A Welcome Reminder of the W. Gaffe Factory


George Zimmerman and Dylann Roof Both Got Their Asses Beat Today Because Life is Awesome


George Zimmerman's Gun Sale Is Being Super Trolled, and It Is Glorious


Georgia Tech Fraternity Offers Helpful Advice on How to 'Lure Rapebait,' Be Horrible People


Geraldo Rivera, That Useless, Bloviating Donkey, Gets Schooled By A Baltimore Resident


Get Your Frilly Handkerchiefs Ready


Get Your Hot Fresh Oscar Predictions from a Cat


Get Your Tissues Ready


Gifs: Now a Valid Educational Tool


Giles Gets Knocked Down, But He Gets...Knocked Down Again


Gillian Anderson Had to Fight for Equal Pay for The X-Files Revival


Gimme My Money Back, You B*tch (And Don't Forget My Black T-Shirt) | What Are You Looking For in A Rom-Com?


Girl Scouts To Transphobic Donor: Keep Your Filthy $100K


Girls from Massachusetts Don't Go to the Gym, and Other Bits of Wisdom from the Scumball Vegas Club Promoter Who Refused to Comp a Bachelorette Party without First Seeing Photos of the Women


Give In To The Sweet Side: 'Star Wars' Ice Cream Reviewed


Give Me All the Pajibacon and Eggs You Have: SXSW 2013


Give Up Now, Amputee Josh Sundquist Just Won Halloween...Again


Glenn Beck And The Number One Reason You Should Never Watch 'Winter's Tale'


Glenn Beck Says Nice Things about Black Lives Matter and Barack Obama...What?


Glenn Shadix 1952 - 2010 | R.I.P.


Glory Has a Way of Sneaking Up on Fame and Stealing Its Lunch Money | Rachel Maddow's Smith College Graduation Speech


Go Screw Yourselves, Jeopardy. I'll Take 'Majorly Offensive Embarrassments' for $500, Alex


Godtopus Eats | Don't Disappoint Him


Gold's Gym Manages to Fat Shame, Be Misogynistic, and Offend Pears in One Post


Golden Globes 2009 Open Thread


Golden Globes Open Thread


Good Morning, Baltimore


Good News You Need Round-Up: Cute Kids And Puppies As People


Good News, World! Hollywood Held a Secret Meeting to Solve Sexism


Google Needs Our Help to Tell Them Dinosaurs Were Not Created to Indoctrinate Our Children


Gorgeous New Photos Of Amy Adams Will Put The Ginger Snap In Your Holidays


Gosselaar Zack Morrises it up for Jimmy Fallon


Graham Norton Terrorizes His Audience Members


Graham Norton is a Huge Fan of Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg


Grateful Odes To The NFL's Return


Great Vintage Celebrity Photos


Greenlight These TV Remakes of Popular Movies Now


Greta Van Susteren Thinks Lazy-Ass NASA Taking Too Long to Release Pictures from Pluto


Groundhog Day Reprise


Groundskeeper Willie on Scottish Independence


Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Casting Call Perfectly Captures Gender Requirement Disparity


Guess What, Pillowpants? 'Clerks 2' Is 10 Years Old Today


Guess Who's NOT a Fan of The Movie Where James Franco and Seth Rogen Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-un


Guilty Pleasure TV Round Up: "American Horror Story" vs. "Revenge"


Gwendoline Christie Had the Best Reaction to Hearing Her 'Star Wars' Character's Original Gender


Hands Down, the Best Thing You'll See Today: The Giving Groot


Hannibal's Hettienne Park Eloquently Addresses Accusations of Racism and Sexism


Happy Birthday, Harry Potter!


Happy Birthday, Netflix!


Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry


Happy International Women's Day!


Happy Labor Day Weekend! Here's a Story Involving John Hughes.


Happy Memorial Day | Screw It. Let's Be Earnest


Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)


Happy Valentine's Day! I Got You Celebrities Kissing and a Christian Gray Cake!


Harold Ramis Dead at 69


Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit Is Coming To Ruin Your Nerdy Friendships


Harvard Predicts Dolphins Winning AFC East


Harvey Pekar Obituary


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Has Marc Maron Been Painstakingly Cutting a Co-Host Out of His WTF Podcast?


Hasbro Left Rey Out of The New 'The Force Awakens' Monopoly Set


Hate To Break It To You, Hiddleston, 'Thor' Has A New Cutest Character


Haunting Video of Abandoned Chernobyl 28 Years Later


Have You Seen the Weirdest Sex Scene in Cinema History?


Having Breakfast Without The Toast


Having a Baby Makes You Unhappier Than Divorce, Losing a Spouse


He Needs a Kidney - Video Clip


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Heath Ledger Remembered


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Here Are Fan-Made Posters Meant To Make You Appreciate the Less Garbage Things In Life


Here Are Your 25 Favorite TV Shows of All Time


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Here Are Your Favorite Video Games, According To You


Here Is How You Cast 'The Craft' Remake


Here Were the Most Googled Words During the First Presidential Debate


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Here's Everyone You'll Lose Respect For In Woody Allen's Next Movie


Here's Everything Leaving Netflix May 1st


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Here's To The Halcyon | Marking Daniel Carlson's Fifth-Year Anniversary with Pajiba


Here's What Love Looks Like: Some of the First Gay Couples to Get Married Friday


Here's What We Know About the Rape & Assault Allegations Against Human Garbage James Deen


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Here's What's New On Netflix In May


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Here's Why We're So Sad to See Adam Pally Leave 'The Mindy Project'


Here's Why the World Is Worse Off For the Loss Of Roger Rees


Here's Your First Look at David Tennant's Less-Than-Purple Purple Man


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Here's Your Way-Too-Adorable Cure For That Inevitable Oscar Fatigue


Here's a Little Something That'll Take the Edge off Your Friday Faster Than a Whiskey Shot


Here's a Quick, Fun Way to Make 90's Kids Feel Old


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Highlights From the Key & Peele Super Bowl Special


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Hitman Sequel


Hockey, Life and the passing of Gordie Howe, 'Mr. Hockey,' dead at 88


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Hold Up, The New 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Isn't Live?


Hold Up. Did Disney Just Release The First-Ever Transgender Doll?


Holiday Movie Open Thread


Hollywood Is Remaking 'The Fugitive'? Dial Up the Rage, It's Intervention Time


Hollywood is Losing Its Sh*t Over the Cancellation of 'The Interview'


Holy Bowie's Package, This Family's Labyrinth Costume Officially Wins Halloween


Home Is Where the Heart Is Pierced on a Stick and Being Licked by TK Like a Lollipop


Horror Movie Pitches Ready to Sell to the Highest Bidder


Hot Topic Continues to Not Let Us Be Adults: 'Doctor Who' Edition


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