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Fantastic, I can't wait to see this now!

Oh god, wait 'till the 6-14 year old Brit girls hear what you said about McFly. They are going to tear you apart, man! I'm not going to tell them because I love you but you better hope they don't find out...
My cousin in the UK said they are crap and nearly got bitten by a younger, thinner Vicky Pollard for her trouble.
Still, even with the biting it's safer to rag on a boy band than the president apparently... Glad you're back!
Muddy

Glad you're able to put your personal feelings for the performer aside, there, Dustin.

Gor. She looks like a troll doll there. Eegh.

I almost feel bad for her, because I really did like Mean Girls, and now she's putting out crap like this.

I'll just wait and see with that upcoming Meryl Streep movie she's in.

Unfortunately, thinking "Mean Girls," I actually saw this movie. Everything he says is true, except he doesn't mention the enjoyment that can be extracted from watching Lohan get repeatedly hit in the face and even bite on the tongue (in her quest to make out with all of Manhatten). If you must take a tween to see this, the outlook isn't completely bleak.

So last time I checked, this was a blog. Due to that fact alone, I assume that most Pajiba readers have deigned to read Defamer or GFY or IDLYITW and therefore understand Dustin's use of the young actress's recent "activities' to explain the decline in her choice of scripts. But then again, I'm just a bitch who likes to read exteremly sarcastic gossip and criticism.

Don't you hate it when you find a typo in an otherwise coherent comment? Exteremly does not equal extremely. Many apologies.

I got a laugh out of the reference to Yo Momma. Sadly, and very unfortunately, I have seen about 10 mins of the show, and about 9 and a half of that time was spent in convulsions. Long story.

I'm not sure if that reference was intentionally ironic or not, due to the fact that Lindsay Hohan (I couldn't resist, ok!) bent the host of the show over a counter top in an LA nightclub in front of the audience (who paid a respectable fee, by the way) and -- ... what, no one else reads the same blog?... Sigh, I'm wasting my talents on you people.

Anyway, I can't say I'm not surprised that this movie sucks ass. Somehow, though, I almost thought for a second that it just may be semi-ok. Too bad, Lindsay. I can hear the clock ticking down to the end of her career.

It's pretty tragic when an actress lowers herself to the point where the line between sarcasm and summary is blurred in a pajiba review.

Okay, all of you Lindsay Lohan fans, I don't mean to disrespect you people, but just in my opinion, she isn't cut out to act, her movies don't amuse me in any way, but I guess it's just me. All these movies come down to the same thing, nowhere. Not to mention other BS, like her music? We have a musician now, that's just what the World needs, another... Unlike her movies, I thought this comment would be a good waste of time. And to end, something strange I happen to find right now: http://socialitelife.com/2005/03/25/lindsay_lohan_doesnt_think_before_she_speaks.php

Coming out of lurkdom just to say this review was exquisite.

ok, i dont mean to sound like a pre-pubescent teen because i am not. im at university studying for a degree so not THAT stupid. think you need to review the film a bit more instead of focusing on the very troubled, bitchy, skinny lohan. BUT mostly im just here to defend Mcfly, who ARE NOT BUBBLEGUM, i feel the need for capitals to stress my point there. They are extremely talented musicians who, write their own music, and sing live and so deserve far more credibility than they usually get. and yes wait till the 14 year old girls get a hold of u!!! Iv seen them, it can be nasty!

So I've never heard (of) McFly, but honestly, what self-respecting (or even real) rock band would prostitute itself in a LiLo vehicle? Sigh. Rock n roll IS dead.

Movies like this are the reason I don't believe in god.

Frisky Biscuit, you have another typo in your original post: "activities'. Presumably, you meant to put a double quote after the "s" and not a single quote.

Is anyone else dissapointed that someone can assume a crack habit, star in a couple ok movies and a couple flops, be a media-whore party darling for a couple years and all of a sudden END UP ON THE COVER OF W MAGAZINE NAKEDLY EMBRACING A NAKED MERYL STREEP?

[quote]who are supposed to be a cross between the Beatles and Blink-182 but sound more like a cross between Hanson and a homeless guy singing for a second gallon-box of red, red wine.[/quote]

Wow, i got a real good laugh from that line.

Dustin Rowles-Haha, I'm an Ithaca College student and that "faux-Marxist college town in upstate, NY" HAS to be Ithaca, NY.

MTV really missed out on a goldmine when it opted for claymation instead of live action for "Celebrity Deathmatch." I'm just sayin'.

Oh, and Lindsay, dear? Let me help you pick out your next script, since you're obviously not up to the task yourself: the word "snuff" is actually Hollywood code for "Oscar-caliber."

When I saw the trailer the first time, I thought it would be in the spirit of Mean Girls. But up to this review, some months later, I know it's only an additional bag under Lindsay's hollow eye sockets.

Oh, and *Stavros.

Haven't seen it, don't plan to. The overly clichéd "look how clumsy I am, I've run into a closed door!" scene in the trailer sent me into conniption fits, and I'm not quite sure I've quite recovered enough to see an entire movie filled with such humorous and cutting edge slap stick gags.

I just have one question about Lindsay Lohan, why and how is she getting all this fame, and prestige, when, in the bottom of it, her ''works,projects(whatever)'' aren't interesting at all, I mean, is she only loved by her looks? And/or ''talent''?
Can anyone answer?

working link for the video of my fav coke fiend here.
Thanks for giving me a good review to convince my li'l sis she did not want to see this awful film

grrrrrrr..... that link doesn't work for mac users. curses, microsoft. any other links (not requiring ie 6 and media player 10--which they didnt update for apple).

ya i know guys, just gimme a break arent you tired of the celebrity teens with their fake boobs spilling out?
or of talentless people getting all the fame and money? Shes a publicity stunt whore (im just sayin how it is)

Lindsay Lohan = Talentless fool who brings shame upon us redheads

McFly = Talentless fools, enough to make me throw up!

What the hell has happened in the world!? Where are all the good actors and musicians!? I'm sick of boybands turned actors and actresses turned singers (YES that's you, McFly and Lindsay!)

crack is back!

i keep reading loads of you guys slating off McFly. sure maybe they can't act - but they aren't actors. they are musicians and good ones at that. those guys are huge over here (the UK) and are not talentless fools!

My little sister had wanted to see this movie so badly that I caved and took her, like a good big sister. At the end of it, she looked at me, sighed and said "Where'd the plot go?" that was the best laugh I had through those 2 hours of torture.

thank you jesus someone finally said that mcfly is gay.
i work at a movie theater and am lucky to hear the new mcfly song, the youngest band since the beatles to reach the top 10 in the uk, every other 10 minutes on a looped video.
THANK YOU BRITAIN!

There aren't words to describe how awful the preview of this movie looked...And I'm not sure what looks or talent people are referring to when Lindsay Lohan comes up with a new film, music video, boob popping, ass showing, legging wearing event. She needs to go into hiding and reinvent herself before she O.D.s at the Playboy Mansion...

I so agree.

I saw this movie and I agree, it really had no plot. It's really sad that the pinnacle of Lindsay's career was the Parent Trap when she was 11.

Also, I love McFly. Except for the fat blonde alcoholic, they're pretty hot.

Who exactly was this film marketed to? 14 year old suburbanite princesses who relate to Lohan's flair? 35 year old pedophiles, who pretend Lohan is 16 again? The Hispanic guy from That 70's show, who has to shore up his spank bank? Lohan your career is dead, pose for Playboy already, and start hanging out with Sharon Stone/Elizabeth Shue/Julia Roberts, at the "Prettier in my Younger Days and now I'm a Hack" Festival in Aspen.

Ee, the acting will be so crap. I'm only going to see it for McFly. I'd just like to say that their balls have dropped now, their music sounds better.
Seriously. Try and find a clip of 'She Falls Asleep Part One'. I wish I could compose that well.

This was an OUTSTANDING movie! Probably one of the best I've seen in years. It out does Braveheart, Scarface, Good Fellas, The LOTR trilogy and yes, even Howard the Duck.

Someone hurry up and give Lohan an oscar! wait...has anyone seen my penis laying around?

mcfly are brilliant so wat there nt gd actors their singers nt actors and tom is nt a fat blond alcholic 4 ur info so jst shut up and the film waz brilliant all u peepz r sad saying there crap jst because its nt ur thing

mcfly are brilliant so wat there nt gd actors their singers nt actors and tom is nt a fat blond alcholic 4 ur info so jst shut up and the film waz brilliant all u peepz r sad saying there crap jst because its nt ur thing

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