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Finally got to see the Man of Iron this weekend, and all I can say is that if RDJ wasn't in it, the movie would have bombed. Not a fan of Jon Favreau.
Now who the hell is patronizing the rest of the top five? Egad, people.
Congrats to the Mrs.

Guys, you just made my day. As soon as I've stopped laughing I'm really tempted to go see Iron Man for a third time...

"Also, we made hats!"
So funny! Also I really would like to see all of these new versions of these movies. Especially, Speed Racer and I thought nothing could ever make me want to see that.

Going to see Iron Man today! *does giddy little dance* (yea, it's as gay as it sounds). Although I felt a little betrayed when I realised that the boobs in the movie are played by Gwynneth Paltrow's. You have failed me Pajiba, you're on notice. I'll now have to drink every time she's on screen.

Thank you for the Ivan Drago.

Gotta wait another day til I have the free time to see Speed Racer at the IMAX theater. My ticket is obviously what made the difference this weekend. Sorry WB, I had to work, and Mother's Day and The Doctor and....well, I'm coming, alright?! Jesus!

My 4 year old nephew wants to see it too. Might do that Friday. He kinda watches "Cars" as a lifestyle so that's definitely his milieu. Oh don't worry, he's already seen "Iron Man".

I would see all of those movies. No joke.

I feel like I just got hit in the head with a frying pan.

Terminator 4: The Search for More Money

In my Pants!

Not to ruin anything, but isn't NPH gay? I mean, the only part of that scenario that's really affected by that is "banging more chicks than Anton Chihgur doing community service at Perdue" but just put in "chicks AND cocks" and you're gold.

And yeah, I would see every one of those movies. Preferably in marathon form on my parents new, giant, HD television. Woo!

I finally saw Iron Man yesterday.
I love me some RDJ. Gwyneth was better than expected, too.

Not to ruin anything, but isn't NPH gay?

Naw, you know he just says that for an in, and then the vicious mack is unleashed. After all, he's still a bit defensive from the shit he's gotten over the years after he and Wanda chickened out that time.

I, stay-at-home mom galore, who only gets to see theatrical releases about three times a year, am ramping up for my THIRD viewing of Iron Man this week. I'm smitten. Just smitten.

The rest of the top 5 I probably won't even see on DVD. Iron Man, I will BUY. (Again, saying something huge here.) :)

I saw, this weekend, What Happens in Vegas and it was quiet an pleasant movie. Not quiet as well as Employee of the Month or Good Luck Chuck, but quiet humorus. It would have been better if they had replaced Ashton Kutcher with Dane Cook. I will probably wait to see Iron Man on DVD, the lines were too long for it. I didn't have to wait in line to see WHIV. That was nice.

So what are the chances one of the Pajibites will review the new Chris Farley book? I liked the Steve Martin review you guys did.

Sosumi, I see what you're doing and I'm all for fucking around with people, but seriously...some things should not be joked with at least where TK is concerned. He. Will. Fuck. You. Up. You've been warned.

Are spambots taking on a new style?

Are the hats made of tinfoil and sprinkles? If they are, I must have one.

TK can't be that tough, he's a Red Sox fan.

Oh dear, now we're getting personal. I'll just be out of the way of the blood spatter.

Sosumi, are you a fan of a baseball team? What team?

"... spend a weekend banging more chicks than Anton Chihgur doing community service at Perdue."

Perdue? Really? So you're saying, quite literally, that Anton Chihgur has sex with chickens?

Or perhaps did you mean, Purdue? As in the University and not the poultry farm?

Actually, we DID mean Perdue. The reference is to his killing methodology - the bolt gun. Hence, "banging chicks." Hope that clears things up." -TK

Some Guy, I really don't see how it can't be either/both. Chicks and chicks. You see? Makes sense. I don't know who Anton whatever is, but if he ever gets in trouble for screwiing chickens, he can just move to the Netherlands.

Melody - Yes. Yankees. Go figure.

Chickens aren't killed with captive bolt guns. It's more like a scissors mechanism.

I think, in the interests of scientific accuracy, the metaphor needs to read, "banging more heifers than Anton Chigurh at the Armour plant."

Also, did you know that today is International Killjoy Day? Take off your damn hat, show some respect, here.

Went to see Iron Man this weekend. Much love; I particularly like the start, and how you get to see him developing rather than just being Good Guy™ right from the start... Also, gave myself 30 minutes before I wanted to have RDJ's babies, but only made it to 20. Bah, libido.

See, now all of the above are movies I would probably consider paying to see. Proof that Iron Man can save any situation from failure.

In other news: I am suffering from a two day hangover so referenced to Scotch are not what I need, even if they are invoking the spirit of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Ugh.

"As Ashton Kutcher pulls the handle on the slot machine, it turns out it was actually Iron Man's dong."

*dies*

I would definitely see those movies, particularly What Happens in Vegas, for the gratuitous dong pulling and NPH.

The rest of the movie then consists of RDJ joining forces with the other Lord of Three Initials, NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)

What about JGL (a.k.a. Joseph Gordon-Levitt a.k.a. future father of my babies) ? Are you hating on a brother because of the hyphen?

Captain America's Shield found in IronMan?

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/23378505.html

Jay, it's only exciting if that douche who wrote 'Elektra' isn't in charge of the CA/Avengers scripts.

The moral of 'Iron Man' ought to be "good actors plus good script equals GIANT MONEY" but I am terrified to see what the moral they come up with actually is.

Especially since Whedon is long gone from the WW script.

Love the clip. Can't decide if my favorite part is when the lasers shoot out of his boys' eyes or the reference to shrimp salad.

I'll be interested to see how The Incredible Hulk turns out, as it's the first of the new Marvel lineup written by Zak Penn. On the one hand, it can't hardly be worse than Hulk unless it's the result of some kind of contest to see who can make the dumbest movie in the history of ever without involving Jessica Simpson. On the other hand, although Edward Norton is very talented, he's also kind of a gigantic asshole. And the CGI Hulk still looks fucking retarded. And the script was written by Zak Penn.

I... I actually don't think I'm that interested anymore.

Goddammit.

I guess it's that there's nothing real to gauge it against. Like, "wow, that really DOES look like a real Hulk! They even nailed the _____" Cause why else would I totally love the Weta Kong and feel iffy on the Hulk when I know both aren't at all real?

(And I DO love the Weta/Serkis Kong so, so much)

I don't want to pass up having fun, I don't want to assume the Hulk movie will leave me feeling like I've wasted my time, the same way you don't want to assume that girl's a lesbian just because she might be and just give up, but....

Yeah, yeah, sure I'll see it, I just want to feel better about it beforehand is all.

I didn't hate "The Last Stand", but it weren't no Spider-Man 2, let alone X-2. Too bad Ed Brubaker's too busy writing really good comics.

Well if this is the new regime, I'm in. Yall made me snort milk out my nose, I'm yours forever.

FINALLY saw Iron Man Saturday and holy fucking shit I just wanted to cheer the whole time. That, and keep RDJ chained in my bedroom at all times. Or maybe I could be chained in his. However that works out. I. Want. Him.

Aside from the fact that I was suction-cupped to my theater chair, the movie was fucking awesome. It's rare for me to find dialogue so amusing in a movie of that genre.

"The winner? America, motherfucker. Because America always wins."

Amen.

CGI Hulk. Wow. It blows my mind how bad it looks. They did Gollum and King "Massive Balls" Kong, surely it can't be that hard. I predict it'll be better than the first one by a hair.

Finally saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang the other day, and it's safe to say I'm under Ms. Monaghan's spell. I need to see her in something else watchable, preferably not shitty.

Any recommendations?

M.M. is good in Mission Impossible: 3, Mick J. The movie as a whole was better than expected. I love a good heist/shenanigans movie, and that one has some pretty sweet sequences.

Congratulations to your wife, Dustin!

I've just realized we don't need any more religion wars in Pajiba.

GOB = God Octopus Being

We can love and praise both now as one. Tentacled angels sing in my window and bioluminescence lowers upon my blessed receding hairline as I learn the supreme truth. That's godtopspell.

Maybe I should sleep a little now.

Ah, the 80's... when rock was awesome and rap was hilarious.

Oh MAN! that was funny. Opening paragraph to the end.

Great references as always...so I can feel smart as well as be entertained. pat on all our backs!

...Robert Downey Jr.....swooon.

Saw Iron Man last night. Meh. Predictable, there wasn't really that much action, nor that much of a story. It's slightly worrying that my favorite part of the film, by far, was Gwyneth Paltrow, who was looking damn fine.

The man on a pair of glasses is a cuttie, he is my favorite. I love him. I saw him on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. I am wondering
what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

coveredinbees, okay now you're just being greedy, you may have either Lee Pace or JGL not both.

Also, who do I petition to get Seth Rogen's face removed from the Pajiba header? It makes my ovaries shrivel up like prunes everytime I visit the site. My doctor's getting concerned. (In case you're looking for a replacement, the old Serenity/Nathan Fillion poster was amazing.)