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By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Guides | Comments (34)



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My little elves hiding under the tables at Universal Studios have found this little easter egg for your delight! Kaley Cuoco has joined the delightfully charming Russell Brand and the underappreciated gem James Marsden in I, Hop. This news is better than an unending stack of pancakes smothered in glazed fruit and artificial gobs of whipped cream!

In case you haven’t been bouncing on your couch bursting with impatience because you DIDN’T EVEN KNOW, let me give you the goods on this gem. James Marsden — who’ll I’ll be seeing between wiping tears of giggles in the totally faboo remake of that grumpy British flick Death at a Funeral (whattasmatta Queen Elizabeth? You afraid of black people in England? Tee hee! I’m kidding!) plays a slacker who accidentally injures one of the Easter Bunny’s lil helpers (shh! don’t tell the kids, little pitchers have big ears!) and has to take him in and take care of him. Are you kidding me?! How hasn’t this movie been made 17 times before starring Robin Williams and John Travolta! In a fat suit and dress again, please!

Everyone who’s anyone is probably constantly suffering tummy rugburns from hysterical fits of laughter watching Darling Kaley’s wacky antics on that brilliant and much maligned sitcom sensation “The Big Bang Theory” (my number one choice for a basket stuffer/gift to be nailed above your door to ward off vengeful spirits for Easter/Passover). But I always harbored a crush on her since she played John Ritter’s daughter in “8 Things.” Anywhoooo! She’s bound to bring rays of blinding sunshine and puppies to the project playing James Marsden’s responsible sibling who bears the brunt of his shenanigans. Laughter, party of three!

Now, if you’re like me, you can’t get enough Russell Brand. He’s like a sexy brit badboy version of Jon Stewart! But this is even better! Because Russell’s going to be voice a totally realistic looking CGI-version of the Easter Bunny! CGI makes everything better! Who needs actors? Amiright, Hollywood, or amiright? So he’ll no doubt be bouncing around and leaving little chocolate poop surprises that people accidentally eat. How can we guarantee that? Because it’s being directed by the same wunderkind who brought you Alvin and the Chipmunks!

I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it. If you need me, I’ll be the one dancing the dance of thanks with the giant gorilla over Universal Citywalk. Hubba hubba balloo!









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Comments

FIRST!!!1

Posted by: Snath at April 1, 2010 11:01 AM

!!!!!FIRST!!!

ihope

Posted by: Magiel at April 1, 2010 11:01 AM

S3c0nd!!!11

Posted by: cockroach at April 1, 2010 11:04 AM

FIRST!!!1!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 1, 2010 11:04 AM

LOL pwnd u noobs.

Posted by: Snath at April 1, 2010 11:05 AM

AN ARBITRARY NUMBER BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE POSTED!

Posted by: Julie at April 1, 2010 11:06 AM

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Posted by: cockroach at April 1, 2010 11:07 AM

FAILED FIRSTY, BEAV! LOL!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 1, 2010 11:07 AM

Also, OUT. RAGED. Seriously, this is the NEW PAJIBA?! TK and Brian Prisco, forced to hide their delicious angry hateful light under a ... I don't know, whatever the hell that stupid saying is?

GOD. It's just like New Coke, all over again! Except New Coke actually had some redeeming value. Then they went back to "Classic" Coke, only it WASN'T. AT ALL. And that is EXACTLY what's going to happen here. I gar-on-tee.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 1, 2010 11:07 AM

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Magiel at April 1, 2010 11:09 AM

The same wunderkind who brought you Alvin and the Chipmunks!
This is just the worst April fools day joke EVER!!!!!

Posted by: bob at April 1, 2010 11:12 AM

Also, OUT. RAGED. Seriously, this is the NEW PAJIBA?! TK and Brian Prisco, forced to hide their delicious angry hateful light under a ... I don't know, whatever the hell that stupid saying is?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz

SHUT IT, BITTER FAILED FIRSTY!!

NEW PAJIBA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old pajiba

P.S. The saying is: "Newz, Reviews, CELBS, CONTESTES and MUCH MUCH MORE!"

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 1, 2010 11:13 AM

I'm just not getting this April fools day joke, not one bit!

Posted by: bob at April 1, 2010 11:16 AM

Oh, it figures YOU would hop right on that bandwagon, Forbiddendonut. If that is your real name.

GOD.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 1, 2010 11:22 AM

What in the pajibaverse is going on here? Someone turn off this bizzaro BS before I start looking for some other website that will satisfy my hunger for ... .well whatever the hell it is you used to do around here.

The monkey man is warming up to fling some poo.

Posted by: The Monkey Man at April 1, 2010 11:23 AM

Prisco , my homie, youze gotta bling up your tagline, knowatImean, bee-otch?
C, WTf, duz 'word on the street' mean man, I ain't got no dicktionary or shit, you'ze whiter dan Edward Cullen chillen with polar bear on da south pole.

Yo bizzness haz ta be, like 'Werd on Da Streetz.' How dey'z all speek down in da Ghetto, wear it all be hap'nin, were we'z all reeel!
Am I rite? Rite!

Posted by: homeboi676aii at April 1, 2010 11:24 AM

FIRST!!

oh...ohhhhhh...

WhateverFIRST!!!!

Posted by: superasente at April 1, 2010 11:25 AM

You gotta love April Fools!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 1, 2010 11:28 AM

rofl @ some people not understanding that it's April Fool's day...

Posted by: meg at April 1, 2010 11:29 AM

Thank Godtopus it's April 1st. Otherwise I'd have to go slit open a vein after reading this.

Posted by: RM at April 1, 2010 11:29 AM

I think I love you Anna De Castorplate

Posted by: rg at April 1, 2010 11:30 AM

Oh, it figures YOU would hop right on that bandwagon, Forbiddendonut. If that is your real name.

GOD.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz

HAH! Why? Becuse I am so AWSOME with my AWSOMENESS?

If you want delicious angry hateful light, AVB, why don't u go join the Tea Party!!!

Hubba hubba balloo!

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 1, 2010 11:34 AM

Medical Aid used to pay for my liquor, Pajiba is now going to be receiving the bill.

Posted by: bob at April 1, 2010 11:37 AM

Also, totally love the new Prisco. I guess you left behind your pathological cruelty and fixed it with efficient medication. Good for you

Posted by: rg at April 1, 2010 11:37 AM

April FOOOOOOLS happy rainbows and puppies time!

Best website prank ever.

I'm reloading this site all day long.

Posted by: Nate at April 1, 2010 11:42 AM

Ok, the April Fools Day joke of a new Pajiba was funny, but can we get back to normal now please.

Posted by: Marshall at April 1, 2010 11:52 AM

I LIEK BUNNEEEZ

Posted by: Jerce at April 1, 2010 12:03 PM

YES!!! I've already got the James Marsden action figure from Buffy, and the Kaley Cuoco figure from Big Bang, so if I can get the Diorama with hte two of them standing next to the movie poster, all the rest of you wil be SOOOOOO jealous! HAHA!! Maybe there wil be Easter Egg shaped pizza rolls?? Fingers crossed :)

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 1, 2010 12:07 PM

Russell Brand was totally great in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, y'all. If it hadn't been for him, the whole puppet thing would have made it too stupid for words.

So you know he can carry a movie. And who doesn't get all hot 'n bothered by the skeevy-pervy thing he has going on?

Posted by: Wednesday at April 1, 2010 12:24 PM

Good for you, Prisco! A man has to pay the bills somehow, right? Now you can rest easy about paying the rent and get working on that screenplay that will really put your name in lights!

Maybe even in a Twilight movie!

Posted by: voice of reason at April 1, 2010 12:25 PM

Still not amused. Stop already. Also, James Marsden is nice eye candy in a generic sort of way.

Posted by: Michin70 at April 1, 2010 12:49 PM

My God I hate April 1.

Posted by: JustBill at April 1, 2010 1:32 PM

Screw this I'm going to the AV Club. At least there's some decorum over there.

Posted by: Ian at April 1, 2010 1:36 PM

FIRST!

Posted by: Chugga at April 2, 2010 12:44 AM