Pajiba

FIRST.

GOD. I disgust myself.

ew. Just plain ew.

Also, YOU DISGUST ME. Even MORE than I disgust myself.

AvB, you are the most disgusting.

SIXTH!

Also, loving the new format and philosophy.

Finally, Pajiba joins the Capitalist Revolution of the People.

Most of those aren't even couples anymore.

Am I supposed to be nice? I can't be nice...that's against my nature.

So I'm guessing I should just keep my mouth shut the rest of the day? Well %$@&! that. Because I realize I can't use profanity, you get this.

Half of this %&$@#!( list drives me @#!$%&^ nuts. You hear me? &%$@#!^ nuts. As in I want to drive a knife through the throat of every %$@#!^& %$#@! that is on this %$@^!&$ list. How the %$## are some of these people even considered celebrities? They are no talent @$$#%!'s. The only thing of them I want to see is Kim Kardashian's @$$ bouncing on my $#@! until I #$&. But before I #$% I want to make sure I do it %$@#!&^ and she performs an Angry Dragon. That's right, $%#^@&! you, an Angry Dragon. You gotta admit...she does have a nice @$$.

Oh for fuck's sake I can't take this shit anymore. I'll be back tomorrow.

Also, I have some proposals for lists. Please consider them esteemed Pajiba execs:

1. Ten cutest shoes worn by females in rom-coms

2. Ten Hottest up and coming hotties (females)

3. Ten Hottest up and coming hotties (guys)

4. Ten Hottest cars and the Hollywood hotties who drive them.

5. Ten hottest pads in Hollywood.

GAWD I'm SOOOOO glad Heidi got that surgery; she looks ***AMAZEING**** and I hope she puts out a new album soon. OMG and SPENCER is SOOOOOO HOTTTTTT.

Most of those aren't even couples anymore.

Am I supposed to be nice? I can't be nice...that's against my nature.

So I'm guessing I should just keep my mouth shut the rest of the day? Well %$@&! that. Because I realize I can't use profanity, you get this.

Half of this %&$@#!( list drives me @#!$%&^ nuts. You hear me? &%$@#!^ nuts. As in I want to drive a knife through the throat of every %$@#!^& %$#@! that is on this %$@^!&$ list. How the %$## are some of these people even considered celebrities? They are no talent @$$#%!'s. The only thing of them I want to see is Kim Kardashian's @$$ bouncing on my $#@! until I #$&. But before I #$% I want to make sure I do it %$@#!&^ and she performs an Angry Dragon. That's right, $%#^@&! you, an Angry Dragon. You gotta admit...she does have a nice @$$.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 1, 2010 2:30 PM

If you weren't so busy w/ all teh SWEARING, Mr.I-Am-So-Big-And-Mean Tough Guy, mebe you culd have, red the heding!

The Ten Cutest Celebrity Couples of ALL TIME

ALL TIME

OH BELIEVE it when I tell you I have better things to do than continue to visit this site. Better, FAR MORE INTELLECTUAL THINGS.

You know, I used to love this website. It was the first one I'd click on in the morning when I got to work. Do you know what I do now, instead? I WORK. Jackasses.

I hate you all. Imbeciles.

You're forgetting "Ten Cutest Celebrity Babies Semi-Legally Adopted from a Third-World Nation" and "Ten Most Adorable Celebrity Pets That Fit In a $400 Purse."

Now THAT'S targeted entertainment news we can all use!

No Mega Shark and Giant Octopus?

K.Stew & R.Patzz 4EVAR!

I'm writing e-mails to the producers of the Twilight Saga to have that Kristen slut removed from the Saga, and have Angelina cast in her place.

WE CAN TOTALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN! write to them.

WRONG!

R U stoopid? Where is Bella and Hawt Jacob?!!11

They is way bigger celebrated then any of them, only Jonas Bros come clowse. And theyre related, so It would be sick and wrong; are you STUPIDER than SToopid?

Where's the Living with the Kardashians review?

you guyz, I didn't even know Portia Del Rossi and Wayne Gretzky were even dating... isn't he married???? SCANDA!L!!! Why hasn't Perez told us about this??

Pssh, WHATEVER, "BSlim". You know, you used to at least be a little respectable, raging against the machine that Pajiba was in danger of becoming. Now it's all Officially Assimilated, and here you are, chugging back the poisoned kool-aid with the rest of 'em.

GOD. It's like I'm the only one who sees. You bunch of pod people. GOODBYE FOREVER.

OMGAWD!!! Gr8 LIST!!1! I LIEK TEH PICTURES!!

Um, 41st.

GOD. It's like I'm the only one who sees. You bunch of pod people. GOODBYE FOREVER.

Posted by: Anna von MEGA-SHARKTOPUS at April 1, 2010 3:05 PM

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Buh Bye.

Ban her ass, Dustin.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo? Totally not cute. Leave my Cowboys be!

Also, Kim Kardashian is really hot.

You know what would be a true show of skill, you crazy FIRST!ers? Being first with a complete and cogent post that actual concerns the very serious topic at hand. Good lord, your kind disgusts me.

(It's outright disturbing how good you Pajibans are at this. I can't even decipher most of these comments into any sort of intelligible points. You're so adept, in fact, that it makes me wonder if it's the other 364 days of the year that you closet Twilight fans are faking.)

hIDEEE mONTAGG is my fave! she's like the most awesumest person in the world.

i love how she did that thing with her boobz. you know, how she blue them up with air and now their SO BIG LOL!

and spenser is so hawt! wit the beerd and everthing. i luv how it matches hiz skin!

if you don't lyke heidiyee and spencreeee then your just a haterzz who should go die and fuck himselves!!

and rememburr jeeezus luvs u 4evah!!

i like ellen and portia!

*wipes away tears*

I love yous guys.
And that is not even a joke.