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The Ten Best Stand-Alone TV Episodes of the Aughts

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Guides | Comments (139)



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Over the summer, in anticipation of the Best of Decade list, we asked our readers in a comment diversion to name the best stand-alone episode of the decade, and after tabulating all the mentions, we have what you see below: A pretty great, solid, if not remarkable, top ten. Like any top ten list that encompasses an entire decade, many of your favorites will be left off — it’s the nature of lists. But this time, at least, you can only blame yourselves.

A couple of notes: We selected only one episode per program, otherwise there may have been multiple episodes from a few shows (“The Office” and “The West Wing,” to name two). Obviously, since we ran the diversion over the summer, no shows during the latter half of the year are included, though the only one that I believe might even warrant some consideration was the third season finale of “Mad Men.” I might also add, on a personal note, that although only four or five of you probably saw it, this week’s episode of “Friday Night Lights” (on DirectTV) definitely would’ve made my own top ten — it was the most heart-wrenching of an often heart-wrenching series (there were a few mentions of various “FNL,” “30 Rock,” “BSG,” and “Arrested Development” episodes among your choices, but not enough of a consensus around one to elevate it into the top ten). Look for “FNL” on NBC in the Spring.

With that out of the way, here are The Ten Best Stand-Alone TV Episodes of the Aughts: Readers’ Choice:


10. Doctor Who — “Blink.” The episode focuses on a young woman, Sally Sparrow, trying to solve the connection between 17 disparate DVD titles, and statues that move when no-one is looking at them. Meanwhile, The Doctor is lost in time and within the walls of an old, abandoned house, a mystery is afoot and the Weeping Angels await.

9. The Wire — “Final Grades.” Season Four finale. The police are overwhelmed by the vacant houses’ yield. Meanwhile, Bubbles takes a protégé’s fate hard, Colvin asks Wee-Bey for a big favor, Omar looks to rob Joe’s co-op once again, Marlo gives Michael his first assignment, McNulty mulls a return to his old unit, Bodie voices his displeasure with the current regime, and Carver runs out of time trying to help Randy.

8. How I Met Your Mother — “The Slap Bet.” The gang discovers that Robin’s been hiding a huge secret, but they have no idea what it is. Marshall thinks she is married, and Barney thinks she was a porn star.

7. Buffy the Vampire Slayer — “The Body.” Buffy is devastated when she arrives home and finds her mother dead. The rest of the gang try their best to pull themselves out of their own grief so that they can help Buffy and Dawn to deal with the worst day of their lives.

6. Veronica Mars — “An Echolls Family Christmas.” A holiday poker game at Logan’s house gets nasty when Weevil’s winnings disappear, leaving Veronica to determine the guilty party before Weevil finds his own way of getting the money back. Meanwhile, Keith helps Lynn Echolls find out who is sending threatening messages to her husband, Aaron, before their big Christmas party.

5. The Office — “Casino Night.” Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton office hosts a casino night, to which Michael inadvertently invites two dates. Meanwhile, Jim decides to transfer to Dunder Mifflin’s Stamford branch and reveals to Pam his feelings for her.

4. Scrubs — “My Screw Up.” Jordan’s brother and sister return, but Dr. Cox learns that his brother-in-law Ben hasn’t visited a doctor about his cancer in the two years he has been gone traveling the world.

3. The West Wing — “Two Cathedrals.” On the day of Mrs. Landingham’s funeral, the staff deals with a Haitian presidential crisis and the law suit against the big tobacco companies, and Bartlet must decide about running for reelection.

2. Futurama — “Jurassic Bark.” Fry reads in the newspaper that archaeologists have recreated an old pizzeria from the 20th Century. He and Bender go to see it and discover that it is in fact Panucci’s Pizza, the pizzeria Fry used to work at in 1999. Fry also discovers that the fossilized remains of his old dog Seymour are on display. Fry campaigns to get Seymour back and eventually does, and Farnsworth says he can use the cloning machine to bring Seymour back to life.

1. Lost — “The Constant.” The helicopter runs into some turbulence on the way to the freighter, somehow causing the mental phenomena Desmond has been experiencing to finally come to a head. Sayid eventually helps Desmond to talk to Daniel Faraday back on the island, who is very intrigued to learn of the experiences Desmond has been undergoing and attempts to help him.

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The helicopter runs into some turbulence on the way to the freighter, somehow causing the mental phenomena Desmond has been experiencing to finally come to a head. Sayid eventually helps Desmond to talk to Daniel Faraday back on the island, who is very intrigued to learn of the experiences Desmond has been undergoing and attempts to help him.

Why's it good though?

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2009 2:05 PM

Someone just HAD to add fucking Veronica Mars, seriously, I'm sick of having that series all up in my grille.

I would happily replace it with the BSG episode where the Galactica FTL'd in on top of the refugee camp.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 2:06 PM

I'm sick of having that series all up in my grille.

Well, Dan still works here, doesn't he?

I bit my tongue and didn't mention Buffy though.
Dammit! Sorry.

And I do think it's funny, though I'm confused, that the list ends with "On the best episode of the DECADE....a buncha "Lost" shit happens". Fill me in, people.

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2009 2:10 PM

Why no link to “Jurassic Bark?” I was looking forward to a good cry at my desk.

Posted by: fenchurch at December 4, 2009 2:13 PM

Two Cathedrals. Sigh. I miss the hell out of that show. Watched it every morning on A&E for a year (8&9:00 eps) and I swear sometimes looking forward to West Wing was the only reason I got out of bed in the morning. Most mornings actually.

And yes, BSG should be represented on this list. IMHO.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 4, 2009 2:14 PM

Can you believe 'The Contest' aired in 1992? Damn I feel old.

Posted by: EricD at December 4, 2009 2:15 PM

"A pretty great, solid, if not remarkable, top ten"

Are you telling me that in a decade's worth of T,V (one you even called as the golden age of T.V a few days ago) you couldn't find ten remarkable episodes? Maybe you're being a bit too negative.

Posted by: barf at December 4, 2009 2:16 PM

HIMYM??? Really? That's all you've got? Lame.

Posted by: sosumi at December 4, 2009 2:16 PM

I'm bawling my eyes out because of that header picture.

Curse you...The Pajiba Readers? Damn it. That's too many people to curse at once. I like my curses to be like personalized swift kicks to the clavicle.

I'll just sulk over Masters of Horror "Cigarette Smoke" not making the list* in the corner while I cry it out over Seymore. Sniffle.

*Not like I actually voted for this list or anything. I don't even remember this happening.

Posted by: Robert at December 4, 2009 2:16 PM

Oh yes, BLINK! One of the creepiest episodes of all time. I like that this is a time travel episode, rather than a space travel episode.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 4, 2009 2:23 PM

I'm a true Futurama fan. I used to watch reruns on Adult Swim every night.

I sobbed hysterically at the end of "Jurassic Bark" and haven't been able to watch that episode since.

Posted by: swishersweet at December 4, 2009 2:24 PM

Jay, do you watch LOST? If you do, you'll get it. If not, trying to explain it is futile.

I've never understood all the "Blink" love. Re-watched it last week, and thought, "Meh."

Posted by: Nicole at December 4, 2009 2:24 PM

Lindsey: The WW reruns on Bravo are also sometimes the only reason I get out of bed. This experience has been tarnished recently by the nutload of commercials for the poor man's Project Runway. The one with the contestant who resembles both Willy Wonka and the clown in Poltergeist.

I digress. That episode of LOST was incredible. I'd go so far as to say it was the last time I loved that show - it couldn't reach any higher than that ep, everything else is bound to be a let down. I loved the ep so much it ruined the show for me.

Posted by: chamalla at December 4, 2009 2:25 PM

Word, Slim.

Posted by: admin at December 4, 2009 2:28 PM

Thankyouthankyouthankyou for #10 & # 1. As I've told y'all many times before, "Blink" continues to scare the hell outta my teenagers. Matter of fact, I found a site that sells life size weeping angels standup and inflatables, as well as a wall plaque & a mask!! Guess what will be filling my son's room for April Fool's next year!!!

*sigh* waiting impatiently for the return of Lost....

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 4, 2009 2:28 PM

Are you telling me that in a decade's worth of T,V (one you even called as the golden age of T.V a few days ago) you couldn't find ten remarkable episodes? Maybe you're being a bit too negative.

HIMYM??? Really? That's all you've got? Lame.

If both of you mean "you" as in "tabulated from a comment diversion based on readers' suggestions" and not Dustin nor the staff, then probably so on both counts.

Posted by: branded at December 4, 2009 2:29 PM

I don't get all the crying and sadness over Jurassic Bark. It's sad sure, but only for Futurama, it's not that heartwrenching.

Posted by: Steph at December 4, 2009 2:29 PM

The first time I saw Blink, I was alone in my house and got so scared that I drove to the grocery store and spent an hour in the dairy aisle pretending to be interested in cookie dough and hiding from the Angels. Then I tried going home, but only got as the parking lot before I freaked out and had to go back in and stare at bacon for another hour.

Posted by: esme at December 4, 2009 2:33 PM

I still haven't seen that episode of Futurama. I am a little afraid to, I don't like to cry.

The music video from "Slap Bet" is just one of the most ridiculous, hysterical television moments. The hair on the band members kills me every time.

Posted by: Julie at December 4, 2009 2:33 PM

weep. that futurama episode kills me. i wish they'd create an alternative happy ending, so i don't have to be so sad on a friday.

Posted by: gem at December 4, 2009 2:34 PM

Just thinking about Jurassic Bark makes me wanna bawl. I'm sitting at my desk with the sniffles right now. Thank God it's never crowded on a Friday, round here.

My supervisor would laugh at me. And rightfully so.

Posted by: Kayanne at December 4, 2009 2:34 PM

Ah yes, it was Bravo, thanks Chamilla.

Share the love for 'Blink.' That is some good shit right there.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 4, 2009 2:37 PM

"The Body" episode was great. Still just a haunting episode and SMG really delivers with a great performance. The show was never the same without Joyce...
Thanks for including it on the list, 'jibans.

Posted by: jason at December 4, 2009 2:38 PM

I definitely agree with "Final Grades", which cements the show as probably the darkest series ever written. It really speaks to Simon's intentions that the emotional nadir of the season is saved for its final episode.

I loved "Casino Night" and "Jurassic Bark".

I would've voted to have seen The Simpsons' "Lemon of Troy" or Deadwood's "Leviathan Smiles" on here, too.

Thanks for compiling these. It's not easy.

Posted by: Benny at December 4, 2009 2:41 PM

We never fight, Slim...you know that.

But don't get all huffy about Veronica. Things'll get tore up quick.

Posted by: Smokin at December 4, 2009 2:41 PM

Amen, BSlim.

Thinking about it, this list could be 3x as long as it is, and still not cover everything it should.

Personally, though, never has there been more powerful television as Six Feet Under's Ecotone, All Alone, and Everyone's Waiting.

Posted by: logar at December 4, 2009 2:52 PM

I thought I had quit Lost for good after the awful 2nd season, and that episode alone brought me all the way back. Excellent #1 choice.

Posted by: Chuck at December 4, 2009 2:53 PM

logar, OMYGAWD! How could I leave off SFU Everyone's Waiting? I cannot listen to that Sia song without frickin' losing it, no matter where I am or what I am doing. Just that image of Claire driving down that road, alone....jeezus....

And, absolutely ANY episode of Deadwood, like The Whores Can Come,or Requiem for a Gleet.

damn, I miss HBO when it was good....

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 4, 2009 3:01 PM

Oh, and since it is the season.....


Let's Go to the Mall, TODAY!

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 4, 2009 3:02 PM

The Wire is the one gap in my pop culture knowledge. I am incomplete.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 4, 2009 3:04 PM

Thanks for including "The Body". Buffy is one of the very few television shows I watch, and that episode truly stands alone.

Posted by: Samantha at December 4, 2009 3:06 PM

While I like other episodes better, most of them are two-parters so yea for "Blink."

And thankyouthankyouthankyou for "My Screw Up." I can't hear "Winter" by Joshua Radin without thinking of Dr. Cox at the funeral and needing to go get myself under control or start wanting to cry.

Also, as my love of Angel is starting to reassert itself, I would propose "Smile Time," as "A Hole in the World" and "Not Fade Away" aren't exactly stand-alone, either.

Posted by: coryo at December 4, 2009 3:10 PM

Oh, and while that's a commendable pick for Futurama, I've always been partial to "Godfellas."

Posted by: coryo at December 4, 2009 3:13 PM

If you do, you'll get it. If not, trying to explain it is futile.

COP OUT!!

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2009 3:15 PM

I'm actually commenting to say I loved the pajiba tweet about this (though I do love the list as well). "Yes, Jurassic Bark is on the list". Awesome.

Posted by: slagzoo at December 4, 2009 3:22 PM

Jay, as Nicole said, it's hard to explain if you've never watched.

The Constant is a mixture of time travel, a love story and a whole lot of action. I believe it was also the first episode without regular flashes (backward and forward) and it gave the viewers a lot of information that connected in the overall story arc. The episode is also Desmond-centric (in Lost-speak), and Des (at the time) was uniquely able to time travel. And finally, his character and his love story was told over the course of several seasons - and this episode culminated in a long awaited communication between the lovers.

Posted by: Cindy at December 4, 2009 3:24 PM

Why didn't they have you write the synopsis?

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2009 3:27 PM

"Out of Gas."

"Out of Gas."

"Out of" mother-FUCKING "GAS."

How the FUCK could you leave it off?!

I am re-evaluating our relationship, Pajiba.

*stomps off*

Posted by: Jerce at December 4, 2009 3:28 PM

coryo, I completely second you on "A Hole in the World". I still can't believe Amy Acker had to play second fiddle to Doucheku in Dollhouse.

"The Body" wrecks me every time. When Ana says that Joyce will never have juice again and she doesn't understand why...

Rain. It rains buckets on my face.


I kind of like "Midnight" more than "Blink". But that's probably just me.

People talk a lot about the ending of "The Constant" but what I love about it the way they handled the entire ep. and the transitions between Desmond's timelines.

Posted by: jM at December 4, 2009 3:28 PM

I just had to watch the body youtube clip. great. now i'm crying.

Posted by: buttercup at December 4, 2009 3:32 PM

My fee is too high?

Posted by: Cindy at December 4, 2009 3:34 PM

"The Body" tears me up every time I watch it.
I am also one of those that can't watch "Jurassic Bark" ever again even though I love it so! I can't handle that amount of crying all at once.
I'm also surprised that "Hush" didn't make it to the top 10. But then I'm a big Whedon fan. Also, no love for "Firefly?" What's up with that.
Janet and all I can't hear that damn song either! I hate it when I start crying in the car for no apparent reason at all!

Posted by: trixie at December 4, 2009 3:35 PM

No, no, no. Start over. Try again. Any list that doesn't include the following two is fundamentally flawed:

1) Rome's "The Spoils." I mean, when Pullo is resigned to his fate but then decides to fight back when the gladiators deride the Thirteenth Legion and Vorenus jumps in to save his old buddy?...that might be the single greatest macho cum sentimental moment in TV history.

2) Six Feet Under's series finale, particularly the closing montage that managed to tie together all the disparate themes and character arcs we'd experienced over the five seasons in a melancholy yet somehow triumphant few moments.

Posted by: boscobarbell at December 4, 2009 3:41 PM

I saw 3 of the episodes when they aired. Yay! That Futurama episode is one of my favorites and of course the Buffy episode is classic (although my favorite Buffy was "Hush"). But, I think the How I Met Your Mother Episode should be higher on the list. I mean, come on, a slap bet and "Let's Go To The Mall!" Robin's second music video is even more hilarious though.

Posted by: Peanut_Butter_And_James at December 4, 2009 3:45 PM

Jerce
Yes.
Yesssss.
Yessssssssssssssss.
That is all.

Posted by: esme at December 4, 2009 3:46 PM

Sure Brendan Fraser is responsible for George of The Jungle, Dudley Do-Right, and Bedazzled but I absolutely loved him on Scrubs. Him and Dr. Cox playing Gay Chicken is still one of the funniest scenes and "My Screw Up" is one of the the best episodes.

Posted by: taylor at December 4, 2009 3:51 PM

I am pleased that it has my favorite episode from my favorite show of all time (WW)and the best episode of HIMYM. Everyone is talking about crying during Futurama, the first time I saw that scene from Scrubs, I admit to shedding a tear or two. And cheering when Jim finally stepped up in Casino Night.

The Buffy episode was really intense, but looking at this clip and seeing Dawn brings up all the emotions of how much I hated that character. She is the Cousin Oliver of that show. There should be a list of the 10 worst characters that fuck up a great series. Dawn and Janice from the Sopranos would be at the top of the list.

Speaking of the Sopranos? I'm sure Pine Barrens kicks the crap out of any Veronica Mars episode. Paulie and Christopher are magic.

Posted by: Rubble44 at December 4, 2009 3:55 PM

Arrested Development - "Pier Pressure"

Posted by: oskar at December 4, 2009 3:56 PM

Are you fucking serious???? Veronica Mars???? My dick hole writes more compelling TV by comparison.

I could suggest any season ending episode of the Sporanos (minus the series finale) over VM, and I fucking HATED Sopranos. Anything from the final 3 episodes of Nip/Tuck's first season. Seasons 3 or 4 finales from The Shield, OR that series's finale. Series finale for 6 Feet Under. Seasons 4-6 of OZ put everything else on notice that that show was the tits.

Seriously...how can people who review movies and television, never watch good movies and television. I've never seen a more fanboy slight to just about any list anywhere.

Jesus Christ...what about The Daily Show's first post 9/11 episode, for john Stewart's opening monologue alone.

...where's the tylenol?!

Posted by: PissBoy at December 4, 2009 3:58 PM

needing to go get myself under control or start wanting to cry.
Posted by: coryo at December 4, 2009 3:10 PM

Gorgeous and sensitive. Damn you Coryo! You are killing me here!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 4, 2009 4:02 PM

Dammit, you had to include Jurassic Bark didn't you. I've had a hard week with the uncertainty of whether or not I'm going to job next year and now I'm sitting here bawling over a fucking cartoon episode that I've seen once and never watched again. When I say bawling, I mean face-in-my-hands fucking sobbing. Except, of course while I type this.

Also, Blink scared the fuck out of me like no other TV episode ever has. Such an awesome episode. Maybe I'll go find it on Hulu or something so I can quit fucking crying.

Posted by: stardust at December 4, 2009 4:12 PM

I wouldn't agree with the order, but the choices are perfect... I'm currently re-watching some remarkable episodes of Buffy, and just watched The Body last week, and it's amazing, no doubt it's the best thing Joss Whedon ever did, and probably ever will.

Posted by: zito at December 4, 2009 4:16 PM

Bah, was not impressed with this list. I don't even think that The Constant was the best episode of Lost, much less the best episode of TV in the last decade. How NO BSG made it on the list just astounds me. I think there were better episodes of The office as well.

Out of Gas MUST go on this list.
The S3 finale (Crossroads) should be on here.
Some other episode of the office (Probably the one with Dwight's speech, I'd say)

As for "Two Cathedrals": I just watched it again the other day. Holy christ was a great episode of television.

Posted by: Pandemic at December 4, 2009 4:18 PM

I'm going to fucking kill you for talking about "Lost" around me. I just started watching that show and now I know something is going to happen with a f-ing helecopter. Goddamnit.

Also, how any single TV episode can top the series finale to 6 Feet Under is absolutely beyond me. Sure, the Pajiba commenters essentially made the list, but you're the one who posted it. Insane.

Posted by: superasente at December 4, 2009 4:21 PM

I kind of like "Midnight" more than "Blink". But that's probably just me.

No, I'm with ya.

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2009 4:22 PM

"Jurassic Bark" was robbed!! ROBBED, I tell you!!

All it took was the header pic to bring tears to my eyes. The thought of Seymour... waiting alone all that time... so faithfully... it's a good thing I'm typing and not talking or else I'd never be able to finish this sentence.

*stalks off to cry it out in the relative peace of the bathroom*

Posted by: Jelinas at December 4, 2009 4:22 PM

No, jM, I much prefer "Midnight" to "Blink." The verbal choreography is just outstanding. I don't get what's so scary about the Weeping Angels, for serious. You know what's creepy? The straw men from "Human Nature/Family of Blood." I have to cover my eyes when those fuckers show up.

Posted by: Nicole at December 4, 2009 4:27 PM

"Out Of Gas" is very good. There's almost nothing I've watched regularly in the last ten years, though, so I can't really say what it would take the place of.

But yeah, "Midnight" over "Blink". The statues don't scare me.

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2009 4:27 PM

OK, since we can remove whatever episodes we don't like and add what we want, I go with adding:

Deadwood: "Boy the Earth Talks To". The season 2 Finale. From Wiki: "As Deadwood readies for a celebration, George Hearst's arrival in camp brings upheaval. Swearengen's manipulations extract a counter-offer from Yankton. Hearst comes to separate arrangements with Farnum and Swearengen as Wolcott faces the consequences of his actions. The conflict amongst the Chinese bosses comes to a bloody climax. "

Battlestar Galactica: "Resurrection Ship, Part Two" Again, from Wiki: "The battle to destroy the Resurrection Ship begins as both Adama and Cain make plans to seize complete command of the military."

Chappelle's Show: "Episode 16". For all the horrid imitating that followed, I will never forget the words, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

Firefly: "Out of Gas". As someone else said above, if Pajiba isn't worshipping Firefly, something's gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: Fredo at December 4, 2009 4:29 PM

Sigh. I'll just never, ever see "Jurassic Bark". I can take all the human death and destruction you want to throw at me, but put a sad/dead/faithful dog story in there and I'm OUT.

Posted by: MM at December 4, 2009 4:31 PM

"An Echolls family christmas" was great. One of my favourite VM episodes.

But I would have liked a mention for ERs "All in the family". That episode absolutely killed me.

Posted by: Margrete at December 4, 2009 4:39 PM

Jurassic Bark? That's an episode I'll never watch again. I did watch it twice, once when I was 15 and then when I was 18 and it still felt too depressing to watch. I mean, it's a great episode but unlike others of the list, I wouldn't watch it again (also, I believe there are some other better Futurama episodes).

Posted by: Radlum at December 4, 2009 4:44 PM

I'd say the second last episode of season 4 of The Wire, "That's Got His Own" probably has one of the most moving conclusions I've ever. I don't generally cry at movies & tv, but I was a little bit welled up watching the final scene, which I won't ruin for anyone who hasn't watched the wire, anyone who has knows what i'm talking about. As for jurassic bark, I genuinely have never been able to watch that episode since. Luck of the Fryish is heartbreaking, but there's just something so bleak about the way Jurassic bark ends.

Posted by: Shane at December 4, 2009 4:45 PM

MM - I'm with you - I simply cannot handle doggie and kitty death. I turn into a sobbing puddle.

Posted by: lulu at December 4, 2009 4:46 PM

Firefly had some great episodes, like Out of Gas and Jaynestown. But I'd put Objects in Space on my list of top 10 for the aughts.

Posted by: EricD at December 4, 2009 4:47 PM

List needs some Deadwood, you COCKSUCKERS.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 4:54 PM

(also, I believe there are some other better Futurama episodes).

Posted by: Radlum at December 4, 2009 4:44 PM

-------------------------------------------

I submit the homicidal Santa X-Mas episodes.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 4:55 PM

I am not a weepy person, but Jurassic Bark still manages rip out my heart so I can watch the pulse slowly fade as the seasons pass over that dog. A cartoon should not be able to do that to a person.

Posted by: BloodyMary at December 4, 2009 4:59 PM

superasente: You really have to push through season 2 but 3 forward LOST becomes excellent. "The Constant" is a phenomenal episode. Not sure it qualifies as best of the decade (BSG's Rescue on New Caprica, The Shield's Vic Confesses to Everything, and Buffy's Once More With Feeling top my list) it is still incredibly cathartic after a seasons' worth of buildup.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 4, 2009 4:59 PM

Fuck yeah for Blink and Casino Night. As for Futurama, I don't know if heart-wrenching necessarily equals best. I preferred Luck of the Fryrish and Godfellas, personally.

Posted by: dsbs at December 4, 2009 5:11 PM

Midnight was so much better scarier then Blink. I just didn't think the Angles were all that scary, but The Doctor losing his voice. That fucking terrified me. I think the rest of the list is pretty good, but I agree with y'll that BSG and Firefly were clearly lacking representation. Good call with the VMars episode though. It is one of my all time favorite shows and that is one of my all time favorite episodes. It was the first episode to really set the tone of the series and clinched Veronica's reputation as a brilliant sleuth. Both this episode the school seemed to view her sleuthing as a joke, but not so much after this.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at December 4, 2009 5:25 PM

Firefly had some great episodes, like Out of Gas and Jaynestown. But I'd put Objects in Space on my list of top 10 for the aughts.

Posted by: EricD at December 4, 2009 4:47 PM

"Objects in Space" is what made a show canceled despite its potential into something really and truly disappointing.

Posted by: coryo at December 4, 2009 5:27 PM

BTW, regardless of our own personal tastes, I think it's no surprise that HBO has been the best TV network for shows in the Aughts. The Wire, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Rome, Curb Your Enthusiasm, even stuff like Entourage and of course Band of Brothers.

So the question would be, who's in 2nd place? F/X with The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny and Sons of Anarchy? Fox with Arrested Development, Firefly, House, Futurama -- or do they get points docked for canceling so many of the good shows and giving us so much of the reality drivel?

Posted by: Fredo at December 4, 2009 5:28 PM

While we are on the subject of T.V. is anyone else watching Chef Academy on Bravo?

Damned spiffy, it's about teaching, some real mentoring going on, no bimbo presenter or Colliccian douchbaggery.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 5:34 PM

There should be a list of the 10 worst characters that fuck up a great series.

Lila from Dexter. Ugh, that accent! Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

Posted by: Erm at December 4, 2009 5:35 PM

Watching VM for the first time and I have to agree with all the MEH's. It's alright but not that great.

Two Cathedrals is the shit though.
Any episode of the wire is fine.

And add me to the SFU supporters club. I may start snivelling just thinking about it.

Posted by: captainfireypants at December 4, 2009 5:48 PM

Speaking of Dexter, I would submit that the S1 finale was pretty fucking outstanding. (I think I may have voted for that one over the summer, but can't recall for sure.)

Posted by: meaux at December 4, 2009 5:49 PM

Lila was insufferable, but was redeemed by her quality ass. Nudity can go a long way towards making a character acceptable. That is why I will never watch another Kathy Bates movie after About Schmidt. You're welcome for that mental image.

Posted by: logar at December 4, 2009 5:55 PM

I most recently watched "The Body" while being drunk, shortly after being dumped by my fiance. Lets just say, it really wasn't the brightest idea I've ever had.

And "Jurassic Bark" just kills me, every single time.

Posted by: redhead at December 4, 2009 5:55 PM

Fredo: Fox could have won the whole category except for their bullshit tendency to cancel anything with potential because it is not instantly successful.

As for everyone else, am I the only person who didn't really like Objects in Space? It was okay, but definitely not one of my favorites. I would nominate War Stories. Now that was a great episode. Witty banter, torture, loyalty, Summer kicking ass. Just a great all around episode.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at December 4, 2009 5:55 PM

And then it clicked in my head.

The Futurama episode should be "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings." You know, the fabulous season finale where every character gets a nice featured moment and ends in an improvised opera and even more crushing depression? Yeah, that one.

Posted by: Robert at December 4, 2009 5:57 PM

I hate to be a grumpus, and I haven't seen all of these, but "stand-alone" seems like a stretch in describing some of these. Lost is heavily serialized, and "The Constant" is no exception to that. "Two Cathedrals" almost works on its own, although the dramatic strength of the MS storyline is highly dependent on the episodes that precede it. I haven't reached season 4 in The Wire yet, but only in season 1 I'm already having a very difficult time imagining any episode of that program will be "stand-alone."

If you want to just call them the ten best episodes of the aughts as voted by us, that makes more sense to me. Was "stand-alone" in the original criteria?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at December 4, 2009 6:25 PM

Nice one, Robert. That's one of my favorite Futurama episodes.

Posted by: stardust at December 4, 2009 6:26 PM

logar: I apparently spoiled Lila’s “quality ass” for all my male friends by pointing out that she looked creepily like Michael Jackson.

Also after being reminded by the rest of you I am also surprised that a BSG episode didn’t make the list. As much as I love Veronica Mars I think that Battlestar would definitely outrank it, but this is a pretty solid list overall. The Buffy, West Wing, and HIMYM episodes are fantastic. I really wish they would nix the laugh track on HIMYM though.

Posted by: BloodyMary at December 4, 2009 6:38 PM

loved Blink, but a big hell yes to midnight. I was chemically altered the first time I saw it and experienced it the same way watching it straight- WTF!!!! Brilliant, brilliant execution of such a simple idea.

Arguably Firefly belongs on this list more than the best series decade. Have a soft spot the Shindig episode, thought Objects was interesting, but +1 for Out of Gas. Great way to fill in back story while adding a huge slab of current day detail to the main character.

BSG- it's toss up on so many, but the two parters tend to be their strongest. 33 was a great introduction, Occupation (first ep of series 3) was pretty defining too.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at December 4, 2009 6:40 PM

Welcome to level 5 of Robot Heeeeeelllllll!!!!

Posted by: Fredo at December 4, 2009 6:47 PM

So from this list, I'm guessing most Pajibans are saps and like a good cry?

Me too.

"The Constant" is hands down one of the best Lost episodes ever. The moment when Penny answers the phone... oh man... Niagara Falls on my face.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at December 4, 2009 6:50 PM

And.... Now Lila's ass is spoiled for me as well. Thank you BloodyMary.

Posted by: logar at December 4, 2009 6:51 PM

NICE. Glad to see "Jurassic Bark" at #2. Waterworks every time.

Posted by: danny at December 4, 2009 6:55 PM

Ranking the Firefly episodes from best to worst. I reserve the right to vehemently defend or completely throw these out based on my whim in the moment.

1) "Out Of Gas" 2) "Our Mrs. Reynolds" 3) "Serenity" 4) "Shindig" 5) "Ariel" 6) "War Stories" 7) "Trash" 8) "The Train Job" 9) "Heart Of Gold" 10) "Jaynestown" 11) "Objects In Space" 12) "Safe" 13) "Bushwhacked" 14) "The Message"

Posted by: DarthCorleone at December 4, 2009 6:56 PM

GREAT, GREAT LIST.

I cannot agree more with your #1 choice, The Constant. I have never seen or experienced an episode of television as strong as that one. If LOST ends terribly, at least we'll have that to hold on to.

Posted by: BAM at December 4, 2009 7:17 PM

"The Body" & "The Constant": HOORAY!

Agree with others on Firefly's "Objects in Space".

Am I a lion?

Posted by: humperdinck at December 4, 2009 7:19 PM

Or does "stand-alone" just mean not a multi-parter? Although, again, with some of these serialized shows, it's sort of a misnomer. When X-Files did their monster-of-the-week episodes, they were almost always "stand-alone."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at December 4, 2009 7:23 PM

I think Rita is more of a buzzkill than Lila was on Dexter. She's an enabler who constantly whines, doesn't learn from her mistakes and makes bad choices. She hasn't had a good thing to say in what seems like forever. I will run it on a loop if Dexter ever sticks the hypodermic needle in her neck.

I'm gonna say it, she was worse that Miguel Prado. And that's saying something.

Posted by: Rubble44 at December 4, 2009 7:26 PM

I agree Rubble. Plus, at least with Lila there was some hot sex.

Posted by: Cindy at December 4, 2009 7:53 PM

Looking at the Scrubs scenes, how has John C. Mcginley never been nominated for an Emmy? People like Jon Cryer, Sean Hayes, Brad Garrett and those insufferable c-bags from Entourage can get nominations and win and this guy cranks it out of the park every year and gets nothing. What an f'n joke.

Posted by: Rubble44 at December 4, 2009 7:54 PM

Damn you, damn you to hell for making me think of Jurassic Bark and thank you for including The Constant

Posted by: jules at December 4, 2009 8:26 PM

JM - I prefer "Midnight" over "Blink" too.

Posted by: Kiddo at December 4, 2009 8:40 PM

Darthcorleone: "Stand-alone" just sounded better in my head, although it is something of a misnomer. "The Best Television Episodes" felt kind of empty.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at December 4, 2009 8:40 PM

I find it interesting that some quality shows may have been excluded simply because they were so good; Arrested Development, for example, produced so many quality episodes that I can imagine it splitting the vote fairly evenly and so no single episode getting on here (I cast my vote for Afternoon Delight, though).

I can't really argue with this list, though. All of the episode I either haven't seen, or wholeheartedly agree with.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 4, 2009 8:46 PM

Dustin >> Thanks. My OCD is well-documented.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at December 4, 2009 8:47 PM

The only stand alone episode of Lost I could think of was Season 3, Episode 14 Exposé. It is a stand alone episode, it just isn't all that good.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at December 4, 2009 9:13 PM

I support fully that "Out of Gas". It should have been there as the episode that made me love the crew and that old ship so much. (I still hold a place in my heart though for "War Stories"...oh Wash...you are missed.)

There is the Shield. That show was a cold slap in the face and I loved it. The episode where Vic sells out Ronnie and takes the deal. The scene where he is in the room and is about to confess to everything he has done. That minute where Michael Chiklis acts harder then most with his expression and eyes about whether to do it or not. And then when it starts pouring out and the righteousness and self loathing of what he had done...it was chilling.

Jurrasic Bark....can't watch. I have seven rescue dogs with Commander Strikeher...I just can't...too much.

Excelsior!

Posted by: Guinness Leary at December 4, 2009 9:55 PM

(I still hold a place in my heart though for "War Stories"...oh Wash...you are missed.)

Do we have to mention Seymour and Wash in the same thread?

*sniffle* What? I got some dirt in my eyes and someone must be chopping onions.

Posted by: branded at December 4, 2009 10:32 PM

While I fucking loved the end of Six Feet Under the whole episode isn't that great, just the last montage, which is brilliant.

That being said, everyone of Brendan Fraser's transgressions against everyone with eyeballs is actually somehow forgiven for the episode "My Screwup."

Posted by: Reina at December 4, 2009 11:34 PM

Though I've seen most of the episodes on this list, I hadn't seen "Jurassic Bark" before.

Thanks for making me cry like a small fucking child.

Bastards!

Posted by: rottenkitty at December 4, 2009 11:34 PM

I can't believe nobody mentioned Crackers Don't Matter. And the exclusion of a Firefly episode is just outrageous. Out of Gas, come on!

Posted by: sailboat at December 5, 2009 12:12 AM

Once upon a time there was a young girl who didn't sleep much. On a Friday night, after a concert, she vowed to get at least 8 hours of sleep. But earlier that day the girl had, in a fit of procrastination, read a list of the Ten Best Stand-Alone TV Episodes of the Aughts. While reading, the girl remembered "Blink," and how much she loved the genius of Doctor Who. So, that night, she decided to watch "Blink" before going to sleep.

Yeah, I'm still fucking awake.

Posted by: esme at December 5, 2009 1:27 AM

I don't get all the crying and sadness over Jurassic Bark. It's sad sure, but only for Futurama, it's not that heartwrenching.

Posted by: Steph at December 4, 2009 2:29 PM

Well... you're just... heartless. There I said it.
Jurassic Bark. (tear)
Ben's Funeral. (tear)
This list. (puddle on desk, must get towel)

...by the way, um, the puddle was tears of joy, terror and sadness all mixed. No other bodily fluids combined. (That I know of)

Posted by: JohnnyThei at December 5, 2009 1:33 AM

And ya, I know that comment was a little late on the draw, but I don't get to read this site as often as I'd like.

Posted by: JohnnyThei at December 5, 2009 1:34 AM

Yeah Jurassic Bark made me cry even before I saw it, just from the description.

weep. that futurama episode kills me. i wish they'd create an alternative happy ending, so i don't have to be so sad on a friday.

SPOILER

They did.

Posted by: ChrisD at December 5, 2009 5:15 AM

As soon as I read the post synopsis paragraph I muttered to myself "The Constant better be on this". Kept scrolling and scrolling and thought "pajiba I can't believe you're going to jip the constant" until I saw #1. Good call!

But I agree, what makes The Constant so strong are the prior seasons of Lost. If you watched The Constant as a standalone episode it'd probably be nowhere near as strong and you'd be jipping yourself.

Echolls family Christmas wasn't that great. I prefer 'Alterna-prom'.

Jurassic Bark had that one end moment that could break a heart in half, but I love 'luck of the Fryish' too. There's also that episode where Fry "moves the stars themselves to write her a love message in the sky." Aww man.

What I don't get is why 'The Farnsworth Parabox' is so under-rated compared to the other futurama eps. I LOVED that episode. It didn't have a super touching moment at the end but it had solid writing and great characterization. There's also this friggin hilarious climax where the fate of an entire universe and the planet express crew comes down to whether or not Hermes presses a button and it takes him a solid 1/2 minute to decide yes/no.

Posted by: Lydia at December 5, 2009 5:17 AM

i know that to admit liking Big Bang Theory is frowned upon on this site BUT, the episode with Christine Baransky as Leonards mother is one of the funniest, laugh out loud things i have ever seen.

"Erzats homosexual relationship"!!!!!

Posted by: stofjas at December 5, 2009 7:32 AM

Did you guys read about how the original idea of Jurrasic bark was to involve Fry's mother rather than his Dog. But they thought that was far too despressing and went with a dog instead.

God, Imagine if we saw Fry's Mother wait for Fry all those years like that, I don't think I'd cope.

Posted by: RonnyK at December 5, 2009 7:45 AM

Even just seeing the titles "The Body" and "Two Cathedrals" made me gasp and tear up. I didn't even watch the clips, because I would undoubtedly start my day by crying in my coffee.

Posted by: christine at December 5, 2009 7:58 AM

i know that to admit liking Big Bang Theory is frowned upon on this site BUT, the episode with Christine Baransky as Leonards mother is one of the funniest, laugh out loud things i have ever seen.

Screw the haters, I like that show too. Although I wouldn't put it on any top 10 list. My favorite episode though is the one where Penny gives Sheldon the napkin autographed by a certain someone.

also

Well. Here I am.
Jubal Early should have gotten his own spin off.

Posted by: EricD at December 5, 2009 11:17 AM

How good is "Two Cathedrals"? Just reading the words "Two Cathedrals" gives me chills now.

Posted by: Matches at December 5, 2009 11:21 AM

I'm sorry every tv show can't be about gang and police warfare and nonsensical plot twists that are just made up on the fly.

Your dick hole doesn't know dick about quality TV. Know how I know? You suggested an episode of Nip/Tuck.

Posted by: Kate at December 5, 2009 11:53 AM

God, Imagine if we saw Fry's Mother wait for Fry all those years like that, I don't think I'd cope.

Fry's mother is a raging bitch and I'd happily cackle at her dying after it was too late to make ammends with her less-loved son.

Posted by: Robert at December 5, 2009 1:22 PM

go watch this week's episode of Friday Night Lights and tell me THAT doesn't belong on this list.

Posted by: katie at December 5, 2009 1:53 PM

I remember campaigning hard for "Pine Barrens" or "Long Term Parking" from The Sopranos. Had "My Screwup" been missing, I'd have to break up with all of you.

I think I can explain the lack of HBO shows. HBO is expensive and most people don't want to pay for something that they can rent from Netflix in 6 months or a year. That being said, HBO had some of the best shows of the last decade: SFU, Sopranos, Rome, and The Wire.

Posted by: Melody at December 5, 2009 2:15 PM

I totally would have put the Futurama episode where Fry finds out his brother named his son after him at the end.

That made this man tear up.

Posted by: scott at December 5, 2009 9:57 PM

I nominate Shut the Door, Have a Seat, the Season 3 finale from Mad Men.

That is all.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at December 5, 2009 10:23 PM

Totally agree on this latest episode of Friday Night Lights...might honestly be the best hour of TV I've ever seen. I don't get too worked up emotionally about movies, TV, etc and I don't think I've ever cried at one, but this episode had me damn close three or four times and actually got a couple tears out during the scene with Matt at dinner at the Taylor's. What an amazing performance by Zach Gilford.

Posted by: Woody at December 6, 2009 11:57 AM

Since we're playing, "Shed That Tear":

"I can shed a tear in 30 seconds of a Jurassic Bark YouTube clip."

"I can shed a tear in 20 seconds of a Jurassic Bark YouTue clip."

"I can shed a tear in just a screen shot of Jurassic Bark."

"Shed that tear."

Posted by: lawnjart at December 6, 2009 2:58 PM

Thanks a lot, motherfuckers. I don't even like Futurama that much and yet I watched Jurassic Bark just out of curiosity.

And now I'm Sobbing. Uncontrollably.

Fuckers.

Posted by: DontStopNow at December 6, 2009 3:25 PM

Just to set the record straight though, it was a great episode.

Posted by: DontStopNow at December 6, 2009 3:27 PM

Nobody's disputing that.

Although I am also partial to The Luck of the Fryrish. "Here lies Phillip J Fry, named for his uncle to carry on his spirit."

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 6, 2009 5:51 PM

The one where Buffy's mom dies? I'm pretty sure one of the best episodes of TV EVER is the musical, Once More, with Feeling.

And then there's Dead Like Me, episode Always. Once of the loveliest moments in TV ever.

Posted by: Gwen at December 7, 2009 3:21 AM

I can't believe that an episode of Glee (any episode, really) didn't make this list. I'm shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED!!!

Posted by: sosumi at December 7, 2009 11:12 AM

Meh. "Blink" was okay, but there were so many better episodes. "Left Turn" would probably be my pick for a standout Doctor Who ep.

Posted by: Craig at December 7, 2009 2:57 PM

Wow... that "Blink" trailer. I'm ashamed to say I've never seen a Doctor Who episode (yeah, yeah, I'm on it) and that trailer's inexplicable score didn't exactly make me wet my panties in excitement.

People need to be shot for randomly inserting "General Hummel Gets the Rockets" from The Rock into every fucking trailer imaginable. The same goes for "Lux Aeterna" from Requiem for a Dream, "Now We Are Free" from Gladiator and "My Name Is Lincoln" from The Island. Honorable mention to American Beauty's "Any Other Name" for its overzealous inclusion in every A&E production since the turn of the millennium.

Posted by: piedlourde at December 7, 2009 4:06 PM

Best single ep of the 2000s was the Dexter pilot from season one. No tv show captured me like that one. The brilliant writing set up the characters while maintaining a single ep storyline and putting the framework in place for the season's overall plot.

Also, where is Sopranos? I can't even choose a best single episode from that show...but probably that lost in the woods one from season 3.

Posted by: LazerWolf at December 7, 2009 5:13 PM

Yes! I'm so glad to see "Blink" up here. It is my favorite Doctor Who episode. I'm not gonna lie, I was really freaked out after I watched it the first time...

Posted by: lena at December 7, 2009 9:26 PM

OMG....that scrubs episode is sooooo sad!! I cry like a BABY everytime it comes on! Definitely one of the best of the series and the best dramatic episode they've done. Also, that How I Met Your Mother episode is just pure awesomeness!! I bought a robin sparkles mall tour t-shirt and I'm just so happy when I wear it!

Posted by: apsutter at December 7, 2009 10:58 PM

i cry each & every time i see "Jurassic bark" i can't help it! if i could add any episode to this list it would be the series finale of "6 Feet Under", another tear jerker, but one of the best series finales ever.

Posted by: Lola at December 18, 2009 12:50 AM

Jurassic Bark ripped my bleeding heart right out of my chest and stomped all over it. Oh Seymour...*sob*

Posted by: Ilmarien at January 4, 2010 4:22 PM

Lol 'Blink' was fantastic, I was surprisingly freaked out by it :S

Posted by: Sorahya at January 17, 2010 11:31 AM

None of you imbeciles seem to understand the concept of a "stand-alone" episodes. The Wire is a great show (a million times better than anything else you've placed on that stupid list), but it didn't do stand-alone episodes.

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