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The Twilight Quiz Contest

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Guides | Comments (56)



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The first contest of the new Pajiba era combines two of our favorite things around here: Twilight and Sandra Bullock! In fact, many have argued that Kristen Stewart is the next Bullock, and I’m not one to disagree! Now that Sandra has won some Oscar gold, it’s only a matter of time before the Twilight star joins her in Oscar winner’s circle!

Today’s quiz tests your knowledge of Twilight the movie. It’s for hard-core Twilight fans only! If you think you’re qualified, then take a chance at your luck!

The lucky winner of the contest will win a copy of Sandra Bullock’s Oscar-nominated film The Blind Side, sponsored by the good people over at Warner Brothers pictures, who remind you that life can often hit you hardest when you’re not looking. Written and directed by John Lee Hancock, based on the Michael Lewis non-fiction book, The Blind Side is the inspirational true story of Michael Oher, a homeless and traumatized boy who became an All American football player and first round NFL draft pick with the help of a caring woman and her family.

Good luck! And don’t forget to register with MyStudiyo, otherwise we won’t know which lucky Twilight fan to award the prize to!









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Comments

FIRST!!!

Posted by: FIRST!!! at April 1, 2010 11:42 AM

FIRST

Posted by: rg at April 1, 2010 11:42 AM

There had better be some tits jiggling on the other end of this April Fool's Link or I'm gonna shoot someone.

Posted by: bignick at April 1, 2010 11:45 AM

THIRD!

Posted by: jM at April 1, 2010 11:46 AM

OMG!!!11
I Luv Sandy! Almost as much as my pet Chihuahua, Jacob. I named him after Jacob from Twilight New Moon; my fave character, my fave book, my fave puupy!!!11

*Squeee!*

Posted by: SparlesNsquee at April 1, 2010 11:47 AM

257 OUT OF 1000!!!! I PWN ALL OF YOU LOOZERZ

Posted by: TSF at April 1, 2010 11:48 AM

As a Christian, I am inspired by all the things that beautiful film stands for: Love, compassion, Reaganomics, white people helping poor, mentally-challenged black youths. That movie's got it all, not to mention SANDY BULLOCK OMGZzzzzz!!!!!!

TEAM JACOB BITCHEZ!

Posted by: ChristianH at April 1, 2010 11:50 AM

U r all gay.

Posted by: figz_girlz23 at April 1, 2010 11:51 AM

Oooooopsie!

I mistyped my name *-giggle*

Sorry. I Luv u guyz!*


*Not as much as Jacob, my dog, he's tooo cute, or Jacob, the werewolf, he's toooo hawt!!!

*Squees till falls over exhausted*

Posted by: SparklesNsquee at April 1, 2010 11:51 AM

A Blind Side DVD? Oh, I'm so in.

Posted by: Brie at April 1, 2010 11:51 AM

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Posted by: The_wakeful at April 1, 2010 11:52 AM

LOL, "stroking". Awesome.

Posted by: Hayden Tompkins at April 1, 2010 11:52 AM

Oh, Sparkles! You goof!

Posted by: superasente at April 1, 2010 11:53 AM

april's fool!

Posted by: caro at April 1, 2010 11:53 AM

Ha! The new comment system is glorious [ deleted]

Posted by: The_wakeful at April 1, 2010 11:56 AM

All these weird things happening on April Frist! ZOMG!

Posted by: rich diculous at April 1, 2010 11:56 AM

663 out of 1000! Yea! Suck it, everyone! LOL! j/k! Only if your a sparkly vampire!!1!!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 1, 2010 11:58 AM

figz_girlz23

Hi, your a girl, so I no U can answer; wats Ur fave Twilight Character? If you say Jacob, I will cut u; he's mine, bitch!

If you say Edward, I will cut u, u too stupid to live!

If you say Bella, I will cut u, cuz u a lezbo.


/MY mom sayz, u shud never cuss in front of me, I have like this horrible sweary- triggered tourettes.

If ofended anyone, I am so, so, so, so so so sorrrreeeee!

*Hugs everyone till they're not crying nomore*

Posted by: SparklesNsquee at April 1, 2010 11:58 AM

FRIST!

...Aw, shit.

Posted by: Jerce at April 1, 2010 12:01 PM

LOLZ @figz_girlz23

Babe u sound like mah kinda girl if you no wut im sayin lol a/s/l? I got 10 solid inches of teh HOLTness right hurrrrrrrr!

STEVE HOLT!

Posted by: STEVE HOLT! at April 1, 2010 12:09 PM

1250 out of 1000!! I WIN!! Give me my swag!!! Sandra Bullock's divorce papers! Authenticated! YESSSS!!!!!!

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 1, 2010 12:10 PM

I am so ashamed. ***hangs head***

And here I am f*cking up the Twilight intervention my husband sprang on me last week!

Posted by: latvianluck at April 1, 2010 12:10 PM

UGH. Really, Pajiba? The Blind Side AND Twilight, in one post?

This place is REALLY going down the [deleted] fast. *Ooooh*, sorry, the "pooper." I wouldn't want to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. Rowles.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 1, 2010 12:10 PM

OMG! Sandra and Twilight together at last! SQUEEEEEEE! I LULZ YOu Rustin Dowles!

I LULZ you in the *ss!

Posted by: admingirl186 at April 1, 2010 12:14 PM

I commend your use of the exclamation mark in this announcement. It has been sorely under utilized by the old regime and must take its rightful place in emphasizing the importance of this opportunity! I'd be so bold as to recommend the addition of italics to add an extra level of enthusiasm when necessary, but please use it wisely!

Posted by: lizella at April 1, 2010 12:14 PM

I wanna play along but the l33t speak and many many many exclamation points are killing my eyes.

Posted by: vdo86 at April 1, 2010 12:19 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! I didn't get ONE right!!! dun hate on em, peeps! am tryin to learn this stuf

Posted by: SofĂ­a at April 1, 2010 12:22 PM

FIIRST!

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 1, 2010 12:22 PM

Seriously guys, if this is real I hope I win so I don't have to buy my mom a birthday present. Suck it stores and money. Oh, and suck it spending a summer with your grandmother and therefore reading all the god awful Twilight books and having a good memory so you remember all the stupid details (973, I think). And suck it Bella for being in a disturbing relationship yet allowing the twat to go on emotionally abusing you.

Most of all I hope this comes gift wrapped so I don't even have to do that.

Posted by: emily1bob at April 1, 2010 12:25 PM

Shit I just figured out that this is April Fools and now I'll have to actually buy that damn movie for my mom. Thanks a lot Pajiba for getting my GD hopes up. Once again, suck it.

Posted by: emily1bob at April 1, 2010 12:28 PM

Dammit! I didn't get a single answer right. I was certain Bella's prom dress was orange. That would set off her Pacific Northwest natural pallor beautifully, wouldn't it?

Way to ruin my day, Pajiba.

Posted by: Wednesday at April 1, 2010 12:28 PM

I got 9/10 right.

*shoots self in face*

Posted by: wendy at April 1, 2010 12:37 PM

FIRST!!1!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at April 1, 2010 12:49 PM

ololol sorry double post

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at April 1, 2010 12:50 PM

I hope I win! And I'm not at all ashamed that I retained so much worthless AWESOME information from that *gulp* masterpiece of modern cinema.

Posted by: j-EmIZdaBizNIZZ at April 1, 2010 12:53 PM

ONG! !OMG!!
I'm sorry guys, I so let you down and MYSELF.

My GF is crying in the bedroom and doesn't want to open the door anymore!

ONLY 165 POINTS!!

Nonooo, no need to say it.
I'll be away a while to cut myself.

O and BTW:
WHY is there NO KARAOKE in twilight??!?
That would be SO much glee, a Vamp/Werewolf duet.

BUNK.

Posted by: Dutch Jezus (UsedToBeMagiel) at April 1, 2010 12:55 PM

8 out of 10. I kind of want to shoot something in the face right now.

Posted by: Julie at April 1, 2010 12:56 PM

Boo I only got a 192/1000. Whatevs, I have the first book at home and can't wait to read it. I wish I could leave work right now so I can go home and cuddle up with Edward! OMGGGG!!!!!

sparkle!!!

Posted by: Whor-I mean Chaste Mouth at April 1, 2010 1:00 PM

omgz i'm in the pit of misery and despair for not knowing all of those. Must.Kill.Self.Now.

Posted by: feramones at April 1, 2010 1:04 PM

LOL! That quiz was SOOOOOo hard! I'm just gonna have to go read aaalll the books over again AND wathc the movies so I can win this thing!!!

Posted by: brenia at April 1, 2010 1:10 PM

For shame, I got 755!

Posted by: Shamed in the Sunshine at April 1, 2010 1:14 PM

Guys, advice: if you continue to post normally and without adding "lolspeak," you can really sell a joke.

Posted by: duckandcover at April 1, 2010 1:38 PM

no Fair, yOu guys!!!1! i cant regester with mystudio and i got a 760 cuz i luuuuuuuv twilight so much!!!!!1! suck it, shamed! this is totaly crap! this website haters me, just LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! *cries*

Am I playing the game right?

Posted by: QuorRRRRen<3<3 at April 1, 2010 1:48 PM

OMG I am so LOLROTFLMAO at all of you today! Ur all teh funnyz! So positive! So happy! What r u doing next?!

Posted by: katy at April 1, 2010 1:59 PM

Oh man, I love April Fool's Day around here.

Posted by: KatSings at April 1, 2010 2:27 PM

Trying to read these comments just gave me a headache.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 1, 2010 2:40 PM

663! ZOMG, I thought I was hardcore enough to score at LEAST 800. I wanna cry, I'm probly not going to win my second favorite movie of the year (after New Twilight Twilight New Moon, DUH).

New Pajiba ROX!

Posted by: sillytwoshoes at April 1, 2010 3:05 PM

I learned to count with Roman numerals, so I only got CLVII out of M.

Posted by: Odnon at April 1, 2010 3:10 PM

Um, yeah so how come I only got 919 out of 1000 if I got 10/10 questions right?? I'm a girl, so i don't do math right all the time and stuff but omygod i totally answered all the questions right and now i'm really kind of thinking that you guys are all like just trying to collect my information and i want my blind side dvd because my stupid husband only lets me rent stuff from netflix that isn't even funny or makes you cry because he says it's stuff that makes you think and i do enough of that already movies are supposed to make you feel not think and how mean was that jesses james guy i think we should all suppport sandra and take this quiz so we can all watch movie.
Oh, and true love doesn't ever not die.

Posted by: courtney at April 1, 2010 3:27 PM

Fucking 595. I only took this damn quiz to see how much I involuntary remembered from the assault my brain took 2 years ago when I barreled through this garbage. The fact that it's more than nothing makes me sad.

Posted by: dsbs at April 1, 2010 3:57 PM

It was fun and all, but I don't wanna play new Pajiba anymore. :/ I took the fucking test and did '15 year old team Edward girl' well.
My will to live is gone.

Posted by: Mariazinha at April 1, 2010 4:06 PM

966/1000.

._.

*gets the gun*

Posted by: duckandcover at April 1, 2010 5:27 PM

I commend your use of the exclamation mark in this announcement. It has been sorely under utilized by the old regime and must take its rightful place in emphasizing the importance of this opportunity!

Posted by: lizella at April 1, 2010 12:14 PM
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I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: ! at April 2, 2010 12:09 AM

FIRST!

Posted by: Chugga at April 2, 2010 12:45 AM

!!OMG! I like nevah seen dis moovie and I got 188!!!1~! OMGLIKEWOWLOLLZ MAN!

Posted by: !!OMG!!Smee at April 2, 2010 2:52 AM

Hey so did they ever announce the winner to the breaking bad contest? Did they even give out the prize?

Posted by: Garbageman at April 4, 2010 7:57 PM