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Most folks probably don’t know this, but Time magazine’s “Man of the Year” issue began in 1927 because it was a slow news week and they needed to fill some space.

Welcome to Christmas week at Pajiba!

Actually, it’s a kind of a fun idea for a movie site, even if the choice for Pajiba’s Man of the Year is little in doubt. I don’t think it’ll be a particularly controversial choice, but before we get to this year’s Pajiba Person of the Year, here are the two also-rans:

tommcarthye.jpgThomas McCarthy: McCarthy’s name is not one most folks know, though his face is certainly one that many will recognize. He’s a character actor, a generic looking guy who has bumbled around in small parts in movies and television for over 15 years, including most notably until 2008, a stint on David E. Kelley’s “Boston Legal.” But he’s also a little known writer/director who is responsible for two of the best indie flicks this decade, one of which was 2003’s Station Agent.

2008 was a break-out year, of sorts, for McCarthy, though he seems so modest and unassuming that, in 2009, I doubt many more people will know who he is. He began the year as the star of the last season of The Wire. He may have been the highlight of the season, playing Scott Templeton, an ethically challenged, Jayson Blair type reporter for The Baltimore Sun, a guy who lied his way into a Pulitzer Prize while the newspaper industry crumbled around him. He was the lynchpin to the entire season, representing not just the downfall of the print industry, but the extremes a reporter will go to in order to keep his job in the profession. He also mirrored the McNulty’s character arc, as the two character’s lives weaved together, culminating in one of the best series’ finales of all time, regardless of what you thought of the season up until that point.

But more importantly, Thomas McCarthy also wrote and directed a movie that will, no doubt, be included among our year-end lists (having seen the list, I can confirm it’ll appear on at least one): The Visitor, a movie Dan called “an engaging, expertly drawn, and moving examination of one man’s empty life and the way he comes to fill it again. ” It was also made an incredible statement about the United States’ post-9/11 immigration system, and it did so without being a political movie. It was easily the best film of the first five months of 2008 and, along with The Station Agent, quietly made McCarthy one of the best writer/directors in the business.

heath-ledger-photo-1.jpgHeath Ledger: The year started tragically for Ledger, who died of a drug overdose in January. His death cast an odd pall over the marketing for The Dark Knight — seeing him as The Joker in images and clips all through the spring felt eerie, and the idea of watching The Dark Knight, at first, felt mildly morbid. But it was an impossible movie to resist, and probably would’ve been even without Ledger (it was a Batman movie, after all). But Ledger turned in an unholy performance, making a complete mockery of three-time Oscar winner Jack Nicholson’s Joker. In fact, Ledger’s Joker will go down as the best comic-book villain in the history of cinema — maybe the best villain, period — and — for my money — it was one of the most remarkable performances ever put on film. Whenever he was onscreen, the air would escape you — without even knowing it, you’d realize 30 seconds into a Joker scene that you hadn’t been breathing. He was pure evil — a homicidal sociopath — and yet, somehow, he was a sympathetic character. It was a haunting, vibrant, riveting performance. Add this to his turn as Enis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain, and you’ve got, arguably, the best actor of his generation. It’s just a shame he won’t be around to strengthen that title.

And now: Pajiba’s Person of the Year — Robert Downey, Jr.

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Oh, come on. Was there any doubt? Even before Iron Man was released, Robert Downey, Jr. had nearly completed a comeback (with stellar performances in Zodiac, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Good Night and Good Luck) that put that Travoltian comeback to shame. And yet, before Iron Man, RDJ’s main storyline was still the five-year hole in his career attributed to drug dependence. Now? Hardly anyone brings it up. Indeed, here’s a guy who began in the 1980s on the fringe of the Brat Pack and now he’s the most popular member of the group.

Downey began the year with a meaty, supporting turn as an alcoholic principal in the overlooked and under-appreciated coming-of-age teen dramedy, Charlie Bartlett. But then, in May, he blew the doors off the place, starring at the title character in Iron Man, a movie I called “the perfect storm of badassary, debilitating wit, tester-octane explosives, and tongue-in-cheek gnarliness. And Robert Downey, Jr. was in the eye of it, motherfuckers.”

Has there ever been an actor who blends together narcissism and self-deprecation as well as Downey? And, as modern superheroes go, it’s nearabouts impossible to imagine a better actor to don a costume — he’s got Batman’s brooding good looks, Hellboy’s smartass attitude, the brains of Bourne and the cool of Wolverine. And, come on: He could squash emo Spidey beneath his iron foot. (Best of all, Iron Man has no need for tights or capes, thank you very much). Granted, a superhero movie that could contain Robert Downey, Jr. does not exist, and — given the limitations of big-budget action flicks — I doubt any script could match his talents. But Iron Man is a pretty goddamn decent vehicle for displaying a fraction of them. To wit: Downey owns Iron Man and, for once, this superhero movie is not about a man with a suit, but the man behind the suit.

Thanks to Downey, the Boozehound even contended that Iron Man as a better movie than The Dark Knight, a position I disagree upon, though I do agree with this sentiment:

RDJ blows Bale off the fucking screen. Robert Downey Jr. is to acting as a Stradivarius is to music. His face and body are instruments upon which a good story becomes a great story, upon which a wiseacre one-liner becomes a comment on the overlay of humor over tragedy. At this point in his career, with his physical presence a combination of grizzled and chiseled, he also brings a weathered gravity to even the most frivolous of situations.

But if Charlie Bartlett and Iron Man were all that RDJ had brought to the table in 2008 (not to mention, third place in our Most Bangable Celebrities of 2008), he’d probably fall in line behind Heath Ledger in our Person of the Year. But RDJ followed up his remarkable performance in Iron Man with, perhaps, the best comedic performance of the year, starring as “a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.” As I wrote in my review:

Robert Downey, Jr. steals just about every second within every minute of every scene he is in. Even when he’s given mediocre material to work with, he transcends it while firmly maintaining a supporting role, so the shtick blessedly doesn’t get old and, assuming there’s not an unnecessary sequel, you can find comfort in the knowledge that Downey has created one of the great characters in comedic history (and there is no one, I’d argue, that could’ve come close to pulling it off as well as Downey — anybody else and it would’ve been laughable, over-the-top, and offensive, instead of silly, ridiculous and, in its implicit commentary on the hubris of white America and the egotism of actors, pretty insightful too).

I don’t remember a year when an actor turned in two performances that brilliant and yet so different from one another. And though he’s likely not going to earn any Oscar gold for either performance, in 2008 Robert Downey, Jr. became more than just an incredible actor with a troubled past, he became a motherfucking box-office force. And after a 25-year career, he’s finally where he belongs: A leading man in Hollywood’s best movies.


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Comments

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" should be re-released into theaters. Building off the RDJ hype I think it would do really well this time, deservedly so. Then we could have a sequel.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 23, 2008 2:05 PM

I can't argue with anything about Downey's wonderful acting, but I was surprised to find him as the POY. Should this not have been an Actor of the Year column? After all, if you wanted to fill space you could have come up with a whole host of "of the year" columns.

Posted by: Cindy at December 23, 2008 2:08 PM

Goodbye Boston Legal, we'll miss you.

Goodbye Heath, we'll miss you more than Boston Legal.

RDJ? Damn, where'd you come from? Great job on Iron Man though. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Xtreme at December 23, 2008 2:15 PM

Wait...THAT'S Thomas McCarthy?! The Sub I used to watch on Boston Public turned out to be THE Thomas McCarthy? CHRIST! Now I feel bad for not renting The Station Agent or The Visitor sooner.

Also, two of your three person's of the year were in "Good Night, and Good Luck". Coincidence? Bet your bow tie it isn't.

Posted by: Mike R. at December 23, 2008 2:21 PM

I have to say, when I saw "person" of the year rather than "man" of the year, I immediately thought, Wow, they're gonna give it to Tina Fey instead of RDJ? Way to go, Pajiba! Girl power!
You misogynistic assholes. They were right about you all along.
Can we change the title to "Man of the Year" since all 3 of these people are guys...and then do a "Woman of the Year" and post those hot pictures of Tina Fey's legs again? Please? Pretty please? Cherry on top?

Posted by: jamiepants at December 23, 2008 2:29 PM

Oh, and now that I've read it...I'm totally with Cindy on this. "Actor of the Year" would have been much better. As for "person"...um, Obama? Not even a runner-up? Come on!

Posted by: jamiepants at December 23, 2008 2:30 PM

Man... and I thought we were gonna be treated to a Playboy-inspired photo spread of Pookie sprawled out on a bearskin rug with a bottle of Disaronno betwixt his thighs...

DAMN YOU PAJIBA! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Posted by: Skitz at December 23, 2008 2:36 PM

Downey is cool and all, but what the fuck happened to Eloquent of the year??!! You KNOW BarbadoSlim and Pookie are pinching each other's nipples for that crown.

Posted by: Sofía at December 23, 2008 2:40 PM

Skitt, you forgot to mention that in the picture you're spooning him and braiding his chest hair.

Posted by: Julie at December 23, 2008 2:46 PM

See, that was my first thought as well Sofia. But I admit my guess was Skitz. It would have been the perfect cap after the PajibOscar.

Posted by: Cindy at December 23, 2008 2:47 PM

I don't know, I mean, woohoo for Obama and all, but this is a movie review site, ostensibly at least. The people on the list should have something to do with entertainment, at least to my mind.

As far as EotY, I don't know...I mean, can you imagine the contention the awarding of such a prize might engender?

On second thought, go for it. I'll just wait for the fireworks.

*settles in with a bag of pretzels and a Stella*

Posted by: Smokin at December 23, 2008 2:54 PM

Not to be vain or anything, but I thought I had it in the bag.

Posted by: Nicole at December 23, 2008 3:00 PM

I'm glad the people on this list have something to do with entertainment. It's awesome. They all deserve it. Hell, Iron Man and The Dark Knight were the best films of the year, and the best superhero movies ever. And The Dark Knight is the best movie I've ever seen in theaters. My friend said he liked it more than Batman Forever, and he says he loves that movie more than most people.

Can they top that? Probably not. But with that talent at the wheel, they can make a great third movie. My money says they should have either Catwoman, or Ras Al Ghul's daughter. Either way, they were great films in an otherwise bad year for film.

Posted by: George at December 23, 2008 3:01 PM

Ooooookay...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 23, 2008 3:03 PM

Eloquent of the Year is Alabama Pink, hands down. To go through all the shit she has and still snark it up with us douches? Hells yeah.

Fuck cancer. Fuck it right in the a-hole with a flaming Flesh Cheeto.

Posted by: Skitz at December 23, 2008 3:05 PM

I don't know, I mean, woohoo for Obama and all, but this is a movie review site, ostensibly at least. The people on the list should have something to do with entertainment, at least to my mind.

Smokin, putting aside the fact that the presidential race is essentially nothing but a pop culture popularity contest, I would almost agree with you if it weren't for the fact that Obama has been all up in this site all year.

EotY should probably go to Skitz. I would not be opposed to seeing Sofi's name up there, though.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 23, 2008 3:06 PM

My Pajiba person of the year is alabamapink. She is battling cancer with wit and grace, taking out any zombie she comes across. Not to mention that she's attempting the Cannonball Read of 100 books in one year.

I say we crash the Rose Bowl parade with 'Pink atop MurderTank and impale the zombie audience with the thorny stems of leftover roses! Who's with me??

Posted by: mswas at December 23, 2008 3:06 PM

wwahhh Skitz - you beat me to it!

Posted by: mswas at December 23, 2008 3:08 PM

Ok, you've got me there Jamiepants. I think that's why I was absent most of the year...not because I don't like Obama (I do, at least to some extent, though I'm a little too moderate to be properly gung-ho for him), but because I felt like it was a little off-topic. Regardless, if the criteria for selection was solely based on the amount of references to the person on the site, my money's on Rainbow Killer.

Also, I second the nomination of AP for EotY...I've never known a snarkier, wittier, more deserving person of the title.

Posted by: Smokin at December 23, 2008 3:12 PM

My nominee for Eloquent of the Year? It depends on whether you want my "Egotistical Asshole" version, or my "Generally Nice Guy" version:

"Egotistical Asshole Version" (aka "Chinese Democracy Version"): Me! Why? Because I keep everyone in stitches with those fake movies! I mean, c'mon, I went from only a 4 on the top 10 Eloquent Eloquence board to...a NOTHING, but continued popping out top quality stuff. I'm the Mickey Rourke, the Steve Buschemi, maybe even the Barack Obama of EE...the guy you didn't think would have a chance in Hell of making it, and somehow...HE DID! As such I think I should get a little bit of recognition in this goddamn dump! Besides, Skitz has enough awards as it is, and Sofia's a girl. We've seen what THEY'RE like in power. Anyone else remember the SatC debacle, or the atrocity known as "Paheeba Day"? Eh?! (*nudges Prisco with an uncomfortable smile*)

"Generally Nice Guy Version" (aka the "I Never Vote For Myself" version): Alabama Pink Why? Because she's suffered through Hell and high Chemo, and somehow she's still reading and still funny. The woman is a saint...A SAINT!

Personally, I think the real answer lies in a neat and tidy compromise. I'd love to finally win something on this site if the management saw fit, but I really think the Alabama Pink bandwagon is just too strong for me to buck. I mean it's like anyone running against Heath Ledger in the Best Supporting Actor category...you shouldn't even write a damn speech this year! Nevertheless, I shall return to the quiet now and remain, as I believe I always have been, the Daffy Duck of EE. Ideas of grandiousity, mixed with an ego powerful enough to kill a celebutard and the ability to please (some of) the crowd.

P.S. Skitz, you're an awesome guy and Sofia you are indeed a girl, and that's not a bad thing whatsoever. Best of luck to you both, and I didn't mean those bad things I said in my "egotistical asshole" rants. I think the "Generally Nice Guy" in me just killed the "Egotistical Asshole" behind the local Target over a copy of "The Dark Knight" on Blu Ray.

Posted by: Mike R. at December 23, 2008 3:37 PM

the atrocity known as "Paheeba Day"?

Bitch, I will cut you.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 23, 2008 3:52 PM

Hmmm...can we have a Eloquent Oscar awards? And hand out pleasure toys spray painted gold? I just want to give Alabamapink a gilded dildo for all her acts of awesomeness. Also, Skitz needs a lil' golden boner award too. Yup, Pink and Skitz both get lifetime achievement award.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at December 23, 2008 4:00 PM

JamiePants, is it wrong to say I want to give you some Valentine Heart Candy after you said that? I only ask that you cut away from my heart...for it is the one thing I treasure. Well, that and the brain...and my manparts. Come to think of it, can I not get cut? I could lead you to the treasure...

Posted by: Mike R. at December 23, 2008 4:01 PM

Only if you get the heart candies personalized to say Bitch + jamiepants.
Because your comment made me blush a little, and I get a treasure out of it...I suppose you won't get cut.
Wait. Wait. Is the treasure your manparts? You dirty.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 23, 2008 4:05 PM

I kinda felt the same way, Mike...and I like boys.

Posted by: Smokin at December 23, 2008 4:07 PM

NO! Heaven's no...the treasure is Jerry Lewis' secret film, "The Day The Clown Cried". Though, depending on who you are that could be a treasure or a torture...tell you what, how about a "Bitch + JamiePants = Awesomeness" valentine candy set and the Maltese Falcon. I won't take yes...er, no for an answer.

Posted by: Mike R. at December 23, 2008 4:10 PM

NO! Heaven's no...the treasure is Jerry Lewis' secret film, "The Day The Clown Cried". Though, depending on who you are that could be a treasure or a torture...tell you what, how about a "Bitch + JamiePants = Awesomeness" valentine candy set and the Maltese Falcon. I won't take yes...er, no for an answer.

Posted by: Mike R. at December 23, 2008 4:10 PM

Hrm, hard to pick a nominee for EotY. I'll be a sheep and say it's got to be Pink, Skitz, or Sofía. Of course, that's not really any closer to a decision, is it?

Baa-ram-ewe.

Posted by: Snath at December 23, 2008 4:36 PM

Thanks a lot, Mike and jamiepants, I just snorted after reading the back and forth there, and now the quiet girl I work with is looking at me funny...

Is it holiday time yet?

Posted by: Xtreme at December 23, 2008 4:46 PM

Clearly we all have sand in our vaginas, but where's Tina Fey?

And as soon as I saw the title, I thought it was going to be Obama. To second/third/whatever the above sentiments, the list should be entitled the 'actor of the year', and its publication should be followed by an 'actress of the year' list, and if you feel like getting political a 'person of the year' list.

In response to your sexist, non-inclusive, misogynistic male-actor-of-the-year list that was cunningly disguised as a person-of-the-year list, I would have put Heath first.

Posted by: JJ McClay at December 23, 2008 6:23 PM

Having seen all of Downey's shit, how could Ledger not be Pajiba's POY? Ledger's portrayal of the Joker is hands down the best piece of acting this whole year. Stop playing it safe Rowles.

Posted by: Pookie at December 23, 2008 7:17 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you Mike R? You act as if you are going to be able to get some pussy if you are chosen Pajiba's "Eloquent of The Year." Mike R. Episode III: A New Hope for some pussy.

Posted by: Pookie at December 23, 2008 7:37 PM

I was all set to write "I vote for Skitz," but if Skitz is voting for Pink, I'm voting for Pink. That was perhaps the most selfless comment I've ever read. ("Best Supporting Eloquent" noms to Slim and Julie and Pookie).

mswas: *raises hand*

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 23, 2008 9:00 PM

I'm gonna stick my nose in where it doesn't belong and say "Hell yeah Pookie, hell yeah!" And the nod goes to Pink...

Posted by: Xtreme at December 23, 2008 9:42 PM

Why I can't I read "Noms" without thinking OM NOM NOM.
In that spirit, NOMS for 'Bama, Julie and a special OM NOM NOM for Mi Corazon.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 23, 2008 11:29 PM

RDJ hells yeah!
Thoroughly uplifting and awesome comeback, show-owning performances, and grizzly chisely stuff that makes you trembly in the nethers.
And by you I mean me.

Posted by: Loob at December 23, 2008 11:45 PM

As much as I love RDJ and thought he was fantastic in all three movies, I may have to agree with Pooks Ledger should have had this one in the bag. Oh well.

Also I kind of thought there'd be an eloquent named, too. I'll throw in another nomination for AlabamaPink, (Miss Congeniality goes to Pooks).

Posted by: Kayanne at December 24, 2008 12:04 AM

Feh.

Bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllle . . .

When are we gonna have an Obama/Reynolds ab-off?

Posted by: Elfrieda at December 24, 2008 2:34 AM

I think that the majority of the people that visit pajiba on a regular basis know that I am very predictable. I'm predictable in that I'll always praise Tyler Perry's work, I'm predictable in that inevitably I'll use the words "cunt" and "women" or "woman" in the same sentence, I'm predictable in that I'll always play the race card when I think it will help me win an argument against those white devils that hate me.

Therefore, in keeping with my predictability let me say this, I do not think Alabama Pink deserves EOTY. Pink is a very thoughtful and gracious woman with an inner strength that only a few if any can match. However, pajiba is not a place for sentimentality, it is a place of business, if a person comes to pajiba with a warm heart and leaves with a warm heart well then we have not done our job.

Posted by: Pookie at December 24, 2008 3:23 AM

Ahh, but Pookie--anyone who can remain warm-hearted after spending so much time in Pajiba-land must be a fucking goddess, and should be duly honoured!

Posted by: meaux at December 24, 2008 5:17 AM

As much as I love Heath Ledger, he really only had two outstanding performances in his career. His previous movies were very "Erghh" and "Ummm..." and in them, he didn't display any more talent than your average up and coming actor. He was coming into his own at last when he tragically died, but the "greatest actor of his generation"?

I honestly think the "greatest actor" of Heath's generation is an actor who has proven his worth across several more films, and carried several, more diverse roles: Christian Bale.

Posted by: Anon at December 24, 2008 7:21 AM

Awww, you bastards have warmed my morning at the office. Not like I needed to be warmed up; it's insanely hot over here.

Anyway, my votes are for Skitz, AlabamaPink, Julie, firedmyass, and jM.

Yes, Mike R. I am indeed a girl. And these are the fabulous breasts that you'll *never* get to fondle.

Posted by: Sofía at December 24, 2008 8:28 AM

I'm tired of folks comparing Heath Ledger's Joker to Jack Nicholson's. The Joker is a premise of a character, not a character in himself in that all you have to do to make the Joker is have a guy with a white face, red lips, green hair, purple suit, and a big smile going out and committing crimes with a sense of humor. The character comes in a given writer's (or actor's or director's) interpretation of the premise, and Jack Nicholson's Joker is an interpretation based more on the classic versions of the character (and particularly on the dry, subdued Dark Knight Returns version). They're apples and oranges, but because they fall under the same heading, people like ranking them.

But yeah, Heath Ledger's was better.

Posted by: Lucas at December 24, 2008 12:16 PM

Whoa, Lucas, way to ruin an awesome comment thread by talking intellectually about movies. Party pooper.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 24, 2008 12:46 PM

Predictable and fucking lame.

RDJ ain't all that. Yeah, fuck you too.

Tina Fey owns all these bitches. Fuckers.

Posted by: figgy at December 24, 2008 2:53 PM

I feel like Tina Fey should be up there too actually. She is not only hot but a smart fucking cookie! I adore her and 30 Rock, they brought back the funny in a big way, plus gave Alec Baldwin a second chance at being an asshole on TV. That pretty much rocks in my book. This book is getting awfully big for me but whatever...Heath and RDJ both brought it, although arguably Heath starting bringing it last year with Brokeback (which was a GREAT performance too). He was the best actor of his generation and I'm still sad about him not making any movies anymore. It's been nearly a year since his death!

Posted by: ph at December 24, 2008 4:18 PM

Wait did Brokeback come out in 2007 or 06? Can't remember, but I'm two years or so late on the Brokeback thing, just saw it this year.

Posted by: ph at December 24, 2008 4:19 PM

I love The Station Agent.
Finbar is my role model

Posted by: mario at December 24, 2008 9:02 PM

Downey was great, but I was so bored by Iron Man. Sorry, Pajibans. I thought the Dark Knight was fabulous, though.

Posted by: samantha t at December 26, 2008 7:09 AM

I am so proud of you...I thought for sure I'd click on this and see Tina Fey.

Posted by: MRod at December 26, 2008 11:08 AM