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Pajiba's Person of the Decade

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Guides | Comments (120)



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From the very beginning, I’d hoped to cap our End of the Aughts coverage with one final post covering the Pajiba Person of the Decade, a top five or top ten list of the people who have made the biggest contributions in movies, books, and television over the course of the last ten years, at least where the loosely defined Pajiba sensibility is concerned. I assumed the list would come easily to me, that there would be a handful or two of obvious stand-outs, filmmakers, actors, authors, or even television showrunners who have made steady and outstanding contributions over the entire course of the decade.

But those names never revealed themselves to me. There were several people I could consider for such a list — Christopher Nolan, Judd Apatow, and perhaps Joss Whedon, chief among them — but no one, really, that I’d feel comfortable anointing The Person of the Decade. It also occurred to me that — save for J.K. Rowling, who has been hugely influential (and monstrously successful), but not necessarily within our loosely defined crowd — it’d be even more difficult to include a woman on that list. And to be honest, I didn’t really want to be a part of a Best of Decade list that included no women, even if their lack wasn’t my fault. In fact, I explored the idea of such a list with three very left-leaning liberal women last night, and despite our best efforts, and though we came up with some great names (Cate Blanchett, Tina Fey, and Sarah Polley, among a few others), none of them really fit the bill of Person of the Decade.

And when it comes right down to it, the Aughts have been something of a wash, pop-culture wise. The biggest invention in our domain was probably the iPod/iPhone (the DVR was released in 1999), but beyond a lot of cool gadgets, the Aughts didn’t really give us any game-changing innovations, just improvements on earlier innovations, like CGI and 3D. Sad as it seems, Zack Snyder’s 300 was one of the very few hugely influential movies of the decade (Avatar may usher in the era of 3D, but again, 3D has been around forever).

Looking back, in fact, it’s kind of a sad decade for innovative movies. Brokeback Mountain, of course, represented a new way of depicting gays in mainstream movies; Batman Begins reinvented the comic-book movie (which Spider-Man had reinvented once already), Judd Apatow reinvented the studio romantic comedy (kind of), and Peter Jackson did something with LoTR (though I’m not sure what it was), but it seems like the Aughts were mostly exemplified by the influences of the ’90s, whether it was Pixar (animation), Kevin Smith/Richard Linklater (studio comedies), Charlie Kaufman (screenwriting) or Michael Moore (documentary).

Sadly, it seems that, over the course of the entire decade, little has changed for women in the industry or movies geared toward the female demographic. We went in with Nancy Meyers (What Women Want) and we leave with Nancy Meyers (It’s Complicated). Nothing has changed (I’m not overlooking Kathryn Bigelow’s fantastic The Hurt Locker, either — great movie, but not one that’s likely to change the Hollywood dynamic).

So, I’m bailing on the Pajiba Person of the Decade because, despite the many excellent films and filmmakers from the Aughts, no one really deserves that title. Moreover, I’m not really willing to consider such a list where so few women can be considered a part of that conversation.

So, I put it to our readers: Who, if anyone, would you consider the Person of the Decade, and what female filmmakers and/or innovators would you put forth for consideration?









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Comments

low hanging fruit...

Your mom?

Posted by: PissBoy at December 29, 2009 3:40 PM

I have no idea who would be awesome enough to be person of the decade, but you have to take Sofia Coppola into consideration. She made three of the simplest, most beautiful movies of the decade.

Posted by: Claire at December 29, 2009 3:41 PM

nope, you're right. everybody sucks.
bring on 2010.

Posted by: gem at December 29, 2009 3:41 PM

Afraid you'd get booked on your own "sweeping generalization" barb?

George W. Bush.

Adversity and gov't malfeasance makes for great art/creativity/imagination/commentary.

In the aughts, love was hate and vice versa.

Posted by: Recondite at December 29, 2009 3:45 PM

I agree with Dustin.

Posted by: Supercomfypampertimefloatythrone at December 29, 2009 3:45 PM

You're right, that's a tough one.

Posted by: MM at December 29, 2009 3:48 PM

I have no comment on Sofia Coppola, except to say that I loved The Virgin Suicides. That is all.

Posted by: Smokin at December 29, 2009 3:49 PM

Tiger Wood's penis. No other organ was able to destroy over 12 billion in shareholder value with so little effort. http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/article/2009-12-29/study-shows-sharp-stock-price-drops-for-companies-endorsed-tiger-woods

Posted by: Colostomy Baggins at December 29, 2009 3:50 PM

Me. It was me. No shit.

Cap'n Rowles asked me if I'd humbly accept the accolades and responsibility that comes with such a prestigious, sought-after award. I accepted, was flown out to Maine and as I exited the limo, my skirt hiked up and my dick flopped out, rendering me ineligible for the trophy...

I swear to Christ and all things holy this is the truest thing I have ever written. For reals. Rowles Junior went blind from the spectacle and Missus Rowles fainted dead away on bearing witness to my flaccid, yet slightly above-average sized penis.

In all fairness, it was a great honor to even be considered as a Person Of The Decade...

Just too bad my junk was loose...

Posted by: Skitz at December 29, 2009 3:50 PM

Well, that's totally depressing. Both the fact that a 'person of the decade' is so hard to define in the entertainment world, and the fact that no women come to mind. Balls.

Posted by: Jeni at December 29, 2009 3:54 PM

I actually thought at first that Pajiba's Person of the Decade was Dustin Rowles himself, and I laughed and laughed.

"loose junk" . . . man, that just sounds nasty, and even worse when it's skitz's junk.

Posted by: jimbob at December 29, 2009 3:57 PM

Damn, that's almost impossible. I welcome anyone to try, though.

Posted by: Snath at December 29, 2009 3:58 PM

Bruce Campbell.

And no, me being really stoned doesn't have THAT much to do with it.

Posted by: D-Day at December 29, 2009 3:58 PM

Sorry, but it's George W. Bush. No one best represented the suck, the stagnation, the paranoia, the treading water, the regress, the egress, the great and terrible fury of losing an empire, the everything that we were or fought against for a good nine out of ten years.

Posted by: Withnail at December 29, 2009 3:59 PM

Aw, Skitz. You should have put it in a box.

Posted by: Katers at December 29, 2009 3:59 PM

AND WHERE THE FUCK IS SNOOKIE IN THIS DISCUSSION?

Posted by: D-Day at December 29, 2009 3:59 PM

I feel like you've got it backwards, Rowles. This list should be made specifically because there are no women on it. It would make a perfect example of what's wrong with Hollywood (and the broader culture) to see that despite every effort, women are still mostly marginalized and objectified. And then I could link to it on facebook and get all riled up about feminism and whatnot. It would have been great.

Posted by: the_wakeful at December 29, 2009 4:02 PM

The doctor/surgeon who removed the Evil One from CommaDaddy's beansack. Natch.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2009 4:04 PM

Seriously, that tagline looks like a self-declaration on the part of Rowles.

Posted by: Lunchbox20 at December 29, 2009 4:05 PM

I think I'm going to have to agree and say it's George W. Bush. Think of all the creativity, for and against him, that he inspired! How many films, television shows, books, and music wouldn't have been made in this decade if he hadn't been President?

It's kind of staggering if you try and imagine the massive scope. His dirty, malignant fingerprint is smeared over everything that happened in the last ten years. I know for a fact that I would not be the same person I am today and would not know as much about myself and my own values if that shitbag never took the Oath of Office.

Posted by: Snath at December 29, 2009 4:06 PM

Actually, looking at the big black spot up there, if you read it literally, the person of the decade is Dustin Rowles.

Am I not correct?

Posted by: meh at December 29, 2009 4:07 PM

I think if we're choosing the person who ran the country into the ground for 8 years, it should be Dick Cheney not his retard puppet.

LOOK AT THE KITTY!

Posted by: Katers at December 29, 2009 4:09 PM

I agree, it's Bush. And, with that, I am officially done retrospecting. Onward!

Posted by: sansho1 at December 29, 2009 4:10 PM

Winslet? Did some good work...kept the faith with her body image being strong (as far as I can recall) and pretty much offered up a diverse range of complex female characters.

meh...still not quite right...I kinda give up.

Posted by: replica at December 29, 2009 4:16 PM

I'd say Steve Jobs.

He's the main man behind the iPod which has changed the way we consume our media. Because of the iPod, CDs are pretty much obsolete. And with his Itunes store model he showed people are willing to stream other forms of media beside music, like tv shows and movies. The way I see it because of the iPod and iTunes, we have things like You Tube and Hulu. Netflix started their video on demand service because of the success of iTunes. Amazon now has a music and video download/streaming service.

I don't own an iPhone but I've heard enough of it to know that it too is a game changer. Enough so that every new phone that comes out is referred to as an "iPhone killer".

Then there's OS X which Microsoft attempted to duplicate with Vista and probably succeeded with Win 7.

Posted by: John W at December 29, 2009 4:21 PM


Robert Downey Jr.

An icon of the bemused acceptance that even a decade's debauchery and self-indulgence can be overcome by immense talent and luck.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 29, 2009 4:24 PM

I think if we're choosing the person who ran the country into the ground for 8 years, it should be Dick Cheney not his retard puppet.

I would still say Bush, because Cheney would never have been in power without him. No one would have voted Cheney for President on his own, and I doubt anyone else would have taken him for VP.

Posted by: Snath at December 29, 2009 4:31 PM

Jim Belushi

Because no matter how hard he sucks, no matter how much an entire country hates his guts and immediately thinks of his brother whenever his name is mentioned, Jim Belushi shows that he has the strength and tenacity to muddle through life with a sitcom about as entertaining as watching my Grandmother apply lotion to her chaffed loins.

God bless, Jim. God bless...

Posted by: Skitz at December 29, 2009 4:33 PM

Bush had the title and potential power attendant to the title; he consciously decided (!) to cede/abdicate this power to the Dark Lord of Kissinger's Offal for a place at the Big-Boy table.

And fuck him even more for that in-and-of itself.

Love him or hate him, poster boy and lightning rod.

Posted by: Recondite at December 29, 2009 4:39 PM

I'm going to jump on the Bush bandwagon, especially since nowhere does it say "Best Person of the Decade", and he really does represent the aughts' shittiness for me.

Posted by: Chugga at December 29, 2009 4:58 PM

Conrad.

Posted by: TK at December 29, 2009 5:00 PM

I hate you.

Posted by: Skitz at December 29, 2009 5:00 PM

Whit Stillman

/laughter

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at December 29, 2009 5:03 PM

If we want to talk women in entertainment, many film critics are calling Claire Denis the director of the decade, of either sex. Of course, not being well known in the US, such a statement here would cause too many scowls. But the woman's burning up the film scene internationally, and US film geeks celebrate her. Her movies are something to behold.

I have to agree with Recondite on Bush, at least if we're thinking in an American context. The man's been turning my stomach for a decade, but when I think ahead, he's probably the first person I'll picture in 20 years when someone says "aughts." I spent my entire 30s (adult prime years, so they say) suffering his presence.

Posted by: Natural 20 at December 29, 2009 5:03 PM

JJ Abrams? Not that I think he's the Person of the Decade, I was a little surprised to see that he was left out of the explanation.

Lost speaks for itself, Mission Impossible 3 was arguably better than the first two, and he resurrected Star Trek with a fresh reboot that provides a way to completely rewrite the franchise.

Maybe not Person of the Decade per se, but I'd think he should be in the discussion.

Posted by: JH at December 29, 2009 5:05 PM

Larry Page and Sergey Brin of Google

Posted by: Yossarian at December 29, 2009 5:14 PM

I nominate Dustin

Posted by: Shaun at December 29, 2009 5:15 PM

Off the top of my head:

1. George W. Bush
2. Al Gore
3. Thom Yorke

Posted by: Benny at December 29, 2009 5:15 PM

I don't know, to name a single person who has had THE most effect on the entertainment industry of the aughts just sounds impossible to even try. Particularly if we're looking for people who've had a positive effect.

However, I do love that Sarah Polley came to mind; chickie ought to be way more famous than she is.

Posted by: meaux at December 29, 2009 5:17 PM

The person of the decade is: Tiger Woods.

Revolutionized the world of media, sports, and marketing while simultaneously scoring with, at last count, no less than 13 women and his hot wife. No easy feat for an Asian man.

As for females?

Angelina Jolie

'nuff said.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2009 5:21 PM

Going by Dustin's criteria:

...people who have made the biggest contributions in movies, books, and television over the course of the last ten years, at least where the loosely defined Pajiba sensibility is concerned.

and including the idea that the person should be suitable to the Pajibaverse, I don't see Bushtard fitting the bill.

I could possibly see JJ Abrams. He's been a great contributor to the decade both in film and television.

Posted by: Cindy at December 29, 2009 5:29 PM

For better or worse, W: The President is going to define this decade, whether it's for the negative impact he had on world culture, or some of the equal and positive reactions (art, etc he inspired).

Said differently, without Bush, I don't think we'd have had QUITE the game changing event that was the 2008 election.

And: @Benny, Thom Yorke, really?

Posted by: Ian at December 29, 2009 5:31 PM

I could possibly see JJ Abrams. He's been a great contributor to the decade both in film and television.

Posted by: Cindy at December 29, 2009 5:29 PM

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YOU would, fortunately the rest of the right thinking universe sees him as nothing more than a third rate hack who raped and murdered the memory of Gene Roddenberry.

Also, MI3 sucked.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2009 5:35 PM

Since this is my only outlet for media news I can only judge someone's influence based on the frequency of their appearance here, so I have to nominate Ryan Reynolds' abs.

Posted by: Eep at December 29, 2009 5:37 PM

Angela Bettis.

Hear me out here. Aside from giving a series of memorable performances in horror films of varying quality (May, The Woods, The Toolbox Murders, Scar, Sick Girl, and the made-for-TV Carrie), Angela Bettis has dedicated her time and creative effort to genuine independent cinema. From acting in low budget experimental films, like The Circle from director Yuri Zeltser, to work behind the lens, like May companion film Roman, to actual work producing, promoting, collaborating, and creating inventive, high quality independent films for digital distribution with Mo-Freek, she has quietly built up a solid reputation for supporting the art of cinema over all else. Intelligent, charming, and talented, Angela Bettis has set herself up as an in demand actress and producer for genre and experimental cinema unlike anyone else this decade. The only others I can think of so prolific in this same battle for the acceptance of independent filmmaking removed from the major studios are longstanding independent distributors/directors/writers Roger Corman and Lloyd Kaufman. She's not there yet, but I won't be surprised if she grows to live to that comparison.

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2009 5:49 PM

Not even wanting to consider a person of the decade simply because you feel there weren't enough women to add to consideration, kinda has a feel of affirmitive action. And, if I can offer an opinion, seems to go against the idea of what true feminism is about. While I am sad that there doesn't seem to be a slew of major accomplishments by any one women to make a good argument for Person of the Decade, it doesn't mean that other people shouldn't be recognized by that fact alone. I personally feel that either Jon Stewart or even Stephen Colbert deserve even a cursory nod for the impact they've made on the general conscienceness of this country for the past 10 years. That alone should warrent some small recognition.

Or Robert Downey, Jr. 'Cause he brings the sexy.

Posted by: CinnabarriGirl at December 29, 2009 5:52 PM

Jon Stewart. That is all.

Posted by: Thaf at December 29, 2009 6:00 PM

In America? Glenn Beck.

In Britain? Simon Cowell.

Kill this decade. Kill it dead.

Posted by: TSF at December 29, 2009 6:01 PM

When the article is put like that, I won't even try.

Posted by: Candy at December 29, 2009 6:02 PM

Kanye West feels that Kanye West is the person of the decade. Kanye West is the person of the millenium, Kanye West is the reason for the Big Bang Theory, Kanye West's hits were so bumpin that they traversed the space time continuum and created this galaxy so there would be a proper place for Kanye West to be Kanye West. From now on, Kanye West feels that Kanye West should be included in every spoken sentence because Kanye is West.

Kanye West West Kanye Kanye West Kanye.............West.

Posted by: Rubble44 at December 29, 2009 6:08 PM

For a woman, I'd have to put forth Tina Fey, simply because she has truly remodeled the way we look at women in comedy. Not only has she written funny movies(Mean Girls), created a television show that receives the highest of marks(30 Rock), hell, even Baby Mama was pretty damn hilarious in my opinion. She has become a recognized name in the comedy industry, she isn't necessarily preaching for women to be thought of as funny people, but she's given such a wide body of work that she proves that females can be funny too.
Fey is down to earth, not especially stuck up, and she is thought of with the utmost of respect. So to me, she deserves the title as person of the decade.*
(*It helps too that she grew up in Upper Darby, which is a mere 15 or so minutes from my house)

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at December 29, 2009 6:08 PM

I'm going to be a bit prescient here, and stab myself in the temple at the same time, but I'm going to say Sarah Palin. I think her contribution to the denigration of our political system will be felt for at least the next decade.

Posted by: katy at December 29, 2009 6:10 PM

Now that's funny. I didn't even read the whole post to find out why Dustin wanted feedback until after I recommended Angela Bettis. I genuinely picked her without a question in my mind above all the better known men and women with flashier careers and better known contributions.

Other possibilities? Miranda July for her film and literary contributions? Nicole Kidman for her daring filmography (before you cry bullshit: Birth, Dogville, The Hours, also known as pedophilia, rape/trauma, and unlikely Oscar bait)? Joyce Carol Oates for her continued robot-like productivity in literature(seriously, someone needs to switch off the hyper-speed switch so other authors have a chance to be published; has a year passed without at least 2 new JCO novels/anthologies?)? Beth Ditto of The Gossip for breaking down boundaries of sexuality and sizism to develop a critically acclaimed reputation as one of the baddest rockers on the scene?

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2009 6:12 PM

@ Ian:

Yeah, really.

He's certainly a consideration. If we're to focus on music alone, there's been no other individual I'm aware of that's come remotely close to matching him in terms of output, profile, or influence in this decade.

What other record released in the aughts has been so notoriously polarizing to a group's fanbase, so artistically ambitious, AND so critically successful as Kid A? What B-sides collection could seriously boast the consistency or quality to rank alongside Amnesiac? When was the last time any audience was so excited at a mere "return to the electric guitar" as at the advent of Hail to the Thief? And which release in recent memory stirred audience excitement and criticism on a scale comparable to the "Pay-what-you-want" model for In Rainbows? How's that last one for context? A DISTRIBUTION MODEL for a Radiohead album carries sufficient weight to totally obscure 90% of the year's musical output.

Additionally, what other pop musician could the Guardian UK have earnestly followed into the Copenhagen summit?

He's a strong consideration, is all.

Posted by: Benny at December 29, 2009 6:14 PM

Janet Jackson's Nipple

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at December 29, 2009 6:20 PM

Woman of the decade: Maria Bamford. She's not part of the Pajiba crowd, but she's the best female stand-up comic I've ever heard, and she's my favorite contemporary comic (George Carlin is my absolute favorite, but that's 70s Carlin, not modern Carlin). To paraphrase Keith Malley, she's like Robin Williams if he made sense. With stand-up being dominated mostly by men, it's nice to see a woman doing it better than everyone else. She's been a comedian for longer than the decade, but I think she really found her style in the last five to ten years.

Person of the decade: Ricky Gervais. This one is vicarious, I guess, but because he made The Office, the American version was made, and without the American version, we still wouldn't have successful comedies without laugh tracks on network television. Now they dominate the NBC Thursday night block. The laugh track is a relic of the era when TV imitated Vaudeville, and it's about time it died.

Posted by: Lucas at December 29, 2009 6:25 PM

I'd nominate Falcon Heene , who represents the worst of the attention whores that overran the world this past decade, AND our growing tiredness with it all.

Or John Stewart

Posted by: greg at December 29, 2009 6:28 PM

It has to be Jon Stewart. In the dark days after 9/11 he was the sole voice of reason allowed on the tv. The Daily Show was that one bright spot of goodness and honesty the early aughts had to offer. Seriously, Jon is a million times more deserving than Bush, he made living under Bush tolerable.

Posted by: Mebe at December 29, 2009 6:39 PM

Maybe this decade doesn't deserve a person of the decade. And maybe that will teach us all to try harder next decade.

Or RDJ is totally acceptable.

Posted by: JenVegas at December 29, 2009 6:39 PM

Okay, I'm jumping on the Jon Stewart bandwagon as well. I'm just bitter that they block Daily Show and Colbert videos to non-US viewers.

Posted by: TSF at December 29, 2009 6:55 PM

I'm sad to say that the arguments for Bush are valid.

Fuck me, I'm going to go cry in my hugbox until this decade is over.

Posted by: Seany D at December 29, 2009 7:00 PM

Yeah, I think Stewart fit this decade like a glove too. If Bush or his acolytes merit the spot, then Stewart certainly does as well. I'm in.

Posted by: Benny at December 29, 2009 7:08 PM

In film making I would go with Clint Eastwood:

Mystic River (2003)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Flags of our Fathers (2006)
Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)
Gran Tornio (2008)

and I even liked Space Cowboys (2000)

Posted by: EricD at December 29, 2009 7:10 PM

If I vote for Stewart can we declare a quorum and put this to bed?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 29, 2009 7:12 PM

Rubble 44...there wasn't NEARLY enough CAPS in your KANYE WEST person of the DECADE post!!!!!

And for the record, I don't think that there is a person of the decade. It cannot be RDJ, he did nothing from Wonder Boys to Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, which was a good 5 year strtech. That's half the decade. No can do. And fuck Dick Cheney, who is Bush without Osama Bin Laden? OBL did more to change the world that we know over the last 10 years than anyone. Think about it.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at December 29, 2009 7:13 PM

What's a hugbox?

Posted by: MM at December 29, 2009 7:13 PM

Dustin, you exemplify everything that is wrong with positive discrimination. It doesn't make any sense. You will only cease to be sexist when it simply DOES NOT MATTER whether people are male or female. If you have a list full of males or females, so be it, tough shit. There are probably more men doing stuff in the movie industry than women anyway so it might be a result of that. It's like trying to draw up a list of directors but you want a female director and a black director on there just to have them. How many female and black directors are there to choose from? That's the starting point. Your attitude, which is being replicated in all walks of life stigmatises any success a woman achieves. Everyone will think "She's only there because she's got a vagina not because she's talented more than her male counterparts and they couldn't do this thing without having a vagina represented. Otherwise people would call them sexist." So give it a rest.

Posted by: filosofer at December 29, 2009 7:23 PM

What are you expecting with cinema innovation? If things look like they're a build-up on what came before, it's because that's exactly the way they are. That's how stuff, including cinema works. All cinema can be traced back to Exiting the Factory (1895). All animated cinema can be traced back to Gertie the Dinosour (1914). All documentaries can be traced back to Nanook of the North (1922). All fantasy can be traced back to The Thief of Bagdad (1924). All colour cinema can be traced back to Becky Sharp (1935), all 3D can be traced back to Bwana Devil (1952) and so on and so forth... By now so much has been done that it's hard to imagine a real game changer short of being immersed in the screen or something. Maybe the inventors of Blu-Ray should get the accolade? I don't have blu-ray myself. Is it really double-amazing and worth changing your dvd collection for?

Since I mentioned Gertie the Dinosour up here, here's a little treat. This is why Winsor McCay owns Walt Disney's, Miyazaki's and Pixar's ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY40DHs9vc4

Posted by: barf at December 29, 2009 7:40 PM

no women? can't think of any? this site tries so hard but fails so miserably. plenty of women have stepped up in congress, the presidential cabinet and in entertainment and they did it all while being WOMEN. which in and of itself is a feat men don't have to deal with. oprah? fey? hillary? meryl streep? Let's be realistic, oprah and meryl and to an extent fey are kicking the crap out of their male peers. Aside from business (steve jobs immediately comes to mind) where there tends to be less visibility for women, I'd say you had a pretty healthy list to choose from.

Posted by: jac at December 29, 2009 7:43 PM

I'm unironically nominating Skitz. No film, album or book made me smile as much as the "Box of Pixie Stix" diversion a few weeks ago.

Nothing!

Posted by: welldressed at December 29, 2009 7:50 PM

Jon Stewart.

Posted by: sailboat at December 29, 2009 7:52 PM

As much as I think it is Dubya for overall "Person of the Decade" let's remember that this is PAJIBA's Person of the Decade. Therefore such a being must exhibit the qualities that define Pajiba -- intelligent, thoughtful but bitchy and scathing with razor sharp tongue.

So it could be Jon Stewart. Or Steven Colbert. Or Tina Fey. Or even Helen Mirren.

So pick.

Posted by: Fredo at December 29, 2009 8:05 PM

Bush for nearly destroying the world?

Cheney for being the iron fist behind Bush?

Gore for not saving us from him in the first place?

Give it to Jon Stewart for helping us survive and giving us some hope.
~

Posted by: Meander at December 29, 2009 8:13 PM

@Benny

Gotcha. I just wanted to hear what your reasons were.
Also, my reaction was mainly based on the thought I had when I read his name, which was "how could it be that a person who goes out of his way to be shy and retiring is also the most influential of the decade?" Not that they're mutually exclusive, mind you.

Posted by: Ian at December 29, 2009 8:13 PM

YOU would, fortunately the rest of the right thinking universe sees him as nothing more than a third rate hack who raped and murdered the memory of Gene Roddenberry.

Actually, I didn't care for what he did with the new Star Trek. But that doesn't make him less of a great contributor to the decade. He's been involved with several successful films, including Star Trek, MI:III, Cloverfield, Regarding Henry; he's written, produced, directed and even composed music for his television shows; and he's the creator of several ground-breaking original television shows.

Posted by: Cindy at December 29, 2009 8:19 PM

Maybe Bush and Stewart should tie. It'd be quite poetic when you think about it really, like Yin and Yang. Or Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Ashley at December 29, 2009 8:21 PM

Before I clicked on this link, I was sure that Pajiba's Person of the Decade was going to be ALABAMA PINK.

Needless to say, I'm a bit disappointed.

ALABAMA PINK for the WIN!

Posted by: BWeaves at December 29, 2009 8:43 PM

Actually, BWeaves, that was one of my initial thoughts as well. When I saw the "title card" on the main page, my first thought was, "Dustin awarded himself Person of the Decade?" Apparently I was not alone in thinking that.

My next thought was, since there was no picture and the background was black, well, of course, it must be Alabama Pink.

I vote for Alabama Pink. Then Jon Stewart. RDJ is also acceptable.

Posted by: MM at December 29, 2009 8:51 PM

@ Ian:

I think you're right, now that I re-read the three names together. Next to the other two he does fade into the wallpaper a little bit.

@ Ashley:

Perfect.

Posted by: Benny at December 29, 2009 8:51 PM

The doctor/surgeon who removed the Evil One from CommaDaddy's beansack. Natch.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2009 4:04 PM
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Wait'll I tell him, he'll be thrilled! Does a framable certificate come with the nom? We know doctors just love framable certificates.

And ... Rupert Murdoch, for better or worse.

And ... Michael Jackson (ditto).

And ... George Clooney.

And ... the Coen brothers.

And ... you're right, it IS hard to think of a dominant woman once you get past Oprah. But if you're going to talk Tiger then maybe the Williams sisters could be considered one entry? Or maybe Michelle Wie, or Katie Couric, or ... yeah, those are pretty weak. Sorry.

Posted by: , at December 29, 2009 9:03 PM

Male: Paul Thomas Anderson. Raised the bar for his generation of filmmakers with "There Will Be Blood."

Female: J.K Rowling.

Posted by: Gen.Ripper at December 29, 2009 9:54 PM

I am obviously VERY late to this discussion, but yuck, NOT Sofia Coppola.

Posted by: dene at December 29, 2009 11:09 PM

Let's just send away for some pocket-sized mirrors, computer screen adhesive and 'Members Only'-style foot apparel. 'Wank Coffins for Bitchy People'.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at December 29, 2009 11:47 PM

No women?

JK Rowling, of course
Charlaine Harris
Meryl Streep
Tina Fey
Stephanie Meyers
Kathy Reichs
Cate Blanchett

Posted by: Davad at December 29, 2009 11:54 PM

If we're going with anyone, regardless of fame or fortune or accolades, I'm giving it to Alabamapink. Yes, it's beating a dead horse, but think about it: Without her, we'd have no Eloquent Eloquence, we'd have no Cannonball Read, we'd have no Godtopussy, we'd have no Whiskeybabyninjastar, we'd have no Paheeba Day...No offense to Dustin, but without Amanda, there'd be no Pajiba.

'Nuff said.

Although if we're going with someone mainstream famous...Jon Stewart. By an absolute fucking MILE.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at December 30, 2009 12:12 AM

I still think Bush was a good pick simply because of the effect he's had on media and pop culture. A lot of good artists and film makers wouldn't have created the things we love without being either directly or indirectly influenced by Bush being in office.

Besides that, though, I would have to agree with Jon Stewart. The man is a tiny Jewish god. YHWH-Lite.

Posted by: Snath at December 30, 2009 12:50 AM

Tough to name just one for all three...but for each:

TV: Chris Albrecht, ex-CEO of HBO, who greenlit the Sopranos, which influenced almost every good drama we loved this decade, as well as the Wire, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Band of Brothers, etc. He was involved in 5 of Pajiba's own 20 best TV seasons of all time.

Books: JK Rowling - no question.

Movies: John Lasseter...exec producer on every AMAZING Pixar movie has put out almost every year this decade (+ Spirited Away).

Posted by: groovekiller at December 30, 2009 1:04 AM

I'm sticking with Janet Jackson and her nipple.

All this talk about Bush and he probably doesn't get re-elected without the morality and decency issues moving to the forefront.

Howard Stern probably doesn't move to Satellite Radio without the resultant FCC crackdown; and satellite radio may not have grown in popularity without the FCC spanking radio stations and putting fear into broadcasters.

In fact, talented actors and tv producers looked to cable channels like FX, AMC and Bravo for adult-oriented programming that wouldn't be unreasonable censored by the networks.

How many TV pilots from 2004 to 2007 did not get made because the premise was too racy?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at December 30, 2009 1:53 AM

I would also propose Mark Burnett.

The television landscape was forever changed by Survivor.

Think of how many reality shows have been thrown against the wall and how many have actually stuck.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at December 30, 2009 1:56 AM

As much as I HATE to say this, I'd have to consider Stephenie Meyers. The Twilight phenomenon has lasted a lot longer than I thought it would, especially since she's working on new stuff for the series AND there'll be 2 more awful movies. Her books made vampires relevant again- though they've always held a warm place in my heart. It pains me to say it, but she's been the most influential woman as of late- as far as entertainment goes.

Sure, she got teengers (and bored housewives) to start reading books again...but now we have to deal with the terrible fanfiction.

Posted by: CiCi at December 30, 2009 2:46 AM

@ Cindy
Thank you for saying for what I was thinking.

All of you voting for Bush or Tiger or any non-entertainer are not understanding the criteria at all. You may not vote.

With that, I will cast mine on Jon Stewart. He is a TV Show Runner and ]constantly gave us hope through entertainment for most of the Aughts.

on the side note @ Slim: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "NO EAST FEAT FOR ASIAN MAN?!" RETRACT THAT OR I WILL SEND VICIOUS TAIWANESE MAFIA TO SKULL FUCK YOU WITH YOUR OWN RACIST PIECE OF USELESS PRESUMABLY-6-INCHES-AND-UNDER!!!

Ok, back to being civilized. Happy Holy-Daze everyone.

Posted by: yocean at December 30, 2009 2:48 AM

jon stewart. now and forever. without the stewart, there'd be no colbert. and without colbert, bears would be running around acting like the assholes they are, thinking that no one is on to them. well fuck you, bear. i'm on to you. i don't know about the rest of these humanoids, but i'm ON TO YOU. and i will kill you square in the face like the stupid fucking asshole bear that you are.

it's time someone took a stand.

Posted by: stopthemadness at December 30, 2009 3:43 AM

I think that most of you, with exceptions, think that the person of the decade should be talented, or have made a good contribution to society. That's a lie, the most important person of the decade is that fucker George W. Bush. If Hitler got to be TIME's Man of the Year, so does he.

What other man could be responsible for the Glenn Beck mentality? What other man could pave the way for Sarah Palin? What other man could be such a fuck-up that he makes Dick Nixon look like master of domestic policy? What other man could let a hurricane kill 2,000 people in a first world country?

If the FEMA of George W. Bush was around when Los Alamos was set ablaze back in 2000, the fire would have spread through the four corners, all the way to Nicaragua.

Posted by: George at December 30, 2009 4:50 AM

copout

Posted by: jballard5 at December 30, 2009 5:05 AM

News: Jon Stewart.
Comedy: Tina Fey.
Drama: David Simon.
Reality: John de Mol.*
Books: J.K. Rowling.


*Sod off with Survivor, BigBrother was first, and sold more.

Posted by: Magiel at December 30, 2009 6:28 AM

As if any such list could be taken seriously without Stephanie Meyer on it. Seriously: she re-invented contemporary fiction, revamped the modern love story (that's a pun right there, D-bag Rowles) and got millions of people all around the world to read. Diverse groups of people - from stay-at-home mothers to teenage girls, from valley girls to intillectuals - picked up the Twilight books and enjoyed reading for the first time. Meyer changed this decade by bringing a brilliant story of undying love to the masses and changing our hearts forever. She is the Shakespeare of this generation.

Plus, she gave us salvation.

Posted by: Edward is Salvation at December 30, 2009 8:24 AM

Male: Stephen Colbert.

Man performs a brilliant satirical character 4 nights a week, is funny every single one of them, and his Colbert Nation is a global fanbase whose influence has permeated culture. He won Emmys in 04, 05, 06 and 08 and was awarded a Doctorate of Fine Arts from Knox College. His word 'truthiness' was included in the Webster and Merriam Dictionaries. In 06 he was named one of Time's 100 most influential people. In 07 he was named Celebrity of the Year by the AP. He was knighted by the Queen of Jordan, has a spider named after him and has appeared in Marvel comics.

Female: Tina Fey. As has been said above, totally changed the game for female writers and performers. Showrunner for one the best comedy programs of the decade as well as... you know.. the Palin thing.

Posted by: bendiagram at December 30, 2009 8:56 AM

I agree with George Bush as the Person of the Decade outside of Pajiba. Within the constraints Dustin set, he doesn't apply. He is not involved in film, books, or television that fits with the Pajiba mindset. Unless I missed the Headline Round-Up topic for years now, I don't think this works here..

Now, if someone fan-wanked this to fictional portrayals of George Bush, I'd be all for it. A jumping off point: That's My Bush: Great short lived sitcom, or greater? Little Bush: How not to revisit a great concept with cheap animation. American Dreamz: Because what else would not-George Bush care about in the White House? Family Guy, or The Art of the Ham-Fisted Political Commentary. W: How horrible casting taints a brilliant opportunity for revelation and satire.

So, Bush works within the Pajiba confines, but not the way it's been addressed. I'm sure there are some Michael Moore films (oh, all of them since Bowling for Columbine), books (fiction and non), and other media that continues this trend.

Posted by: Robert at December 30, 2009 9:10 AM

Mike Rowe Dude is hot and he's EVERYWHERE!!!

Or, Adam & Jamie from Mythbusters cuz they blow stuff up.

RDJ? Johnny Depp? Christopher Nolan!

GWB was a colossal fuckstick, but his incompetence put us in the shithole we are in now, and led to the 2008 election revolution, so I guess he's in the running.

Obama? The Palinator? Jeebus...WAIT, I'VE GOT IT!!!


GODTOPUS for he/she shall encircle us with tentacly mercy forevah and evah....

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 30, 2009 9:38 AM

This is for person of the decade, as in person who best sums up the cluster-fuck that was the Naughties, or what the hell ever people are calling this waste of time? The person that epitomises this past decade is (drum-roll, please):


Tila Tequila


You know I'm right.

Posted by: Nobody's Little Weasel at December 30, 2009 9:40 AM

I thought these last ten years were batshit crazy and also a little sad. It seems like the U.S. went off the deep end and then finally found some semblance of sanity toward the end of the decade. I'll go with Britney Spears.

Posted by: becks at December 30, 2009 9:54 AM

I forgot how much I missed Edward is Salvation.

Welcome back.

Also: I thought Cheney was Satan and Bush was just a puppet. Where's the love for the man who buckshot his hunting partner?

Posted by: , at December 30, 2009 10:41 AM

The Wire creator David Simon could have been a fair choice. With so little innovation and overarching positive contributions influencing others, I would vote for the person responsible for the best (something) ever.

Tony Bourdain would be my personal choice for person of the decade though. Yes, Jon Stewart did do an amazing job giving it to that asshat and all of the asshat news organizations that are supposed to tell me the stuff i need to know about whats going on. He fully represented all of my anger of the time period and for that I thank him. But Tony represented me to the world on a much more encompassing scale. And A Cooks Tour and No Reservations are the best travel shows of all time.

Posted by: Wonderflop at December 30, 2009 11:13 AM

@E.I.S.

One misspelled word in your entire post, and it's "intillectual". I bow to your subtly superior satirical skills.

Posted by: Ian at December 30, 2009 11:15 AM

Many will hate this, but:

Ron Paul. Person of the decade? Maybe not. But the guy should be recognized for breaking down the broken mainstream presidential candidate system.

That's all I have right now.

Posted by: krza at December 30, 2009 1:54 PM

Jon Stewart. He made people, including my little Canadian self, care about American Politics and Politicians. Plus without him, who knows where the very talented Steve Carell, Ed Helms, and Stephen Colbert would be.

Posted by: Taylor at December 30, 2009 3:17 PM

With this here internet there are so many subculture groups that no one person is able to hold sway over a majority of people for a decade.
Good Choice

Posted by: malon at December 30, 2009 6:22 PM

Steve Colbert! Although John Stewart would also be an acceptable answer.

Posted by: JuniorMintz at December 30, 2009 10:44 PM

Person of the decade is Anonymous.

The Aughts were the age of web 2.0; Twitter, Blogs, and user-generated content. Pretty much what makes Pajiba possible. So, the internats is the person of the decade; sure, the meme didn't come into being in the Aughts, but it definitely took off and entered mainstream cultural awareness beyond a stupid dancing baby.

(though I also throw in some noms for Jon Stewart and Tom Yorke...and, as much as I hate to admit it, the Stephenie Meyer people make as compelling an argument as the Bush crowd do. Ugh...-_-; )

Posted by: DaftSteampunk at December 30, 2009 11:06 PM

To all Stephenie Meyer voters: If J.K. Rolling was considered not so influential in Pajiba crowd, what makes you think the sparkle revamp-turdess would be?

Posted by: yocean at December 31, 2009 2:43 AM

BWeaves
my first thought was also alabama pink. suffice to say i was a bit surprised when reading through the comments and didn't come upon a mention of her until you.
my vote is for alabama

Posted by: courtney_1 at December 31, 2009 4:03 AM

Ideally: Jon Stewart
Reality: Britney Spears

Posted by: sheshakes at December 31, 2009 9:14 PM

Thank God!
I was ready to read how great ryan reynolds or christian bale were..

Posted by: james at January 1, 2010 6:06 PM

Looking at that sign again, I still think the Person Of The Decade is Rowles.

Also: How many more votes does Jon Stewart need to win?

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at January 2, 2010 1:05 PM

Jon Stewart! Jon Stewart! Jon Stewart!--for what he's done and for putting Colbert, Carrell, etc... out there.

Posted by: vllach at January 2, 2010 1:28 PM

Jon Stewart.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at January 2, 2010 7:00 PM

dammitjanet -- Ramen! I have been Touched by His Noodly Appendage!

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at January 2, 2010 7:06 PM

I don't know what you people are thinking, nominating George fucking Bush.

Is this Pajiba? Are we talking about ENTERTAINMENT, or what?

MotherFUCKER. Does that asshole have to infiltrate EVERYTHING?

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at January 2, 2010 7:07 PM

Have to go with Jon Stewart.

Posted by: allheavens at January 5, 2010 2:36 PM

Personally, I'd say Jon Stewart. I can't think of anyone who entertained me more this past decade.

Posted by: Margrete at January 6, 2010 6:42 PM