Let's Say Farewell to a Certain Game of Thrones Character by Reliving the Good Times
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Let's Say Farewell to a Certain 'Game of Thrones' Character by Reliving the Good Times

By Courtney Enlow | Game of Thrones | April 14, 2014 | Comments ()


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Last night, we lost one of television’s most horrible little shits. King Joffrey, that monstrous little shitbox of a person, met a purple end at his own wedding. We hated him, but we so loved hating him. So, I thought today we would celebrate his greatest hits of twattery.

Joffrey loved himself so much, but there was a deep level of insecurity behind it. There must have been to try so hard.

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And how could we ever forget his penchant for torturing prostitutes with his little pointy things.

And how even though he thought himself so very big, tough and strong…

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…he had to rely on the little people to do the hard stuff for him.

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But that doesn’t mean he couldn’t take care of himself when he needed to.

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And he avoided greeting his less-than-adoring public at all costs.

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He never shied from being offensive and ignorant.

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He was woefully lacking when it came to meeting fellow leaders.

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Finally, here are some clips of his most dick moments. Man, I’m so happy this was a fictional character and not a real guy!

Farewell, Joffrey. You died like you lived. Like a little bitch.

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