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1. gerard butler;

2. oded fehr;

3. adam baldwin;

4. jensen ackles;

5. chistopher eccleston

Notes:

--Copy/pasted from my actual list

--Gerard has been on the list for years. Please don't think he rose to the top because of '300'. He was already there.

I am in the unfortunate position of having a majority of married freebies, but hey, these Hollywood marriages never last, right?

Christian Bale
Johnny Greenwood
Jason Lee
Matthew Fox
Jack Black

1. Eric Bana (the arms, the accent...)
2. Jon Stewart
3. John Krasinski
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Seth Rogan. No really, I adore him.

In no particular order:

Tori Amos
Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Beth Gibbons
Karl Urban

ooh, damn. I REALLY wish I wasn't at work right now....

Do fictional characters count?

1) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
2) Leslie Feist (Musician, performs as Feist)
3) Rachel Bilson ("Summer" from the O.C.)
4) Chan Marshall (Musician, performs as Cat Power)
5) Natalie Portman (I doubt any description is needed)

Oh, and if any of the five from my list die, I get to swap in Ryan Reynolds. Win win win.

Not in any particular order

Alan Tudyk
Paul Gross
Ewen McGregor
Christian Bale
Chistopher Eccleston

My boyfriend refuses to have a list becuase he thinks it's ridiculous to admire actors. I'm wondering if I can have ten people on my list to pick up his slack. Also, I'm only allowed to have people on my list that my boyfriend can be proud to lose me to. George Clooney is someone his friends can't clown him for; Carson Daly is.

1. George Clooney
2. Don Cheadle
3. Dennis Haysbert
4. currently unfilled; TBD
5. Cheryl Burke (the one and only time I would go lesbian)

1. Alan Rickman
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. Alec Baldwin
4. Naveen Andrews (Sayid)
5. John Cusack

All of these guys are waaa-ay older than me. I had to leave off Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart as a result of death.

1. Clive Owen
2. Jason Schwartzman
3. Simon Pegg
4. Martin Freeman
5. Ryan Gosling

Okay I'm just going to pretend ficional characters do count, because I'll be DAMNED if I'm sleeping with Jared "Thomas Kincade" Padalecki.

Sam and/or Dean Winchester (interchangeable hunks- and yes I said "and" meaning possibly concurrently)
Dave Foley (circa early 90's)
Jason Bateman
Nathon Fillion
Mike Nesmith (circa late 60's)

1. Alan Rickman
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. Alec Baldwin
4. Naveen Andrews (Sayid)
5. John Cusack

All of these guys are waaa-ay older than me. I had to leave off Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart as a result of death.

I knew someone would come up with an actor that I'd unfortunately miss. Alan Rickman! Nice one.

1.Kiera Knightly (I'm gonna risk it)
2.Rachel McAdams
3.Natalie Portman
4.Eva Green

and no list wether you are male/female/undecided is complete without:

5.Angelina Jolie

In no order:

Clive Owen
Patrick Wilson
Steve Carrell
Clooney
Bradley Whitford (or maybe it's Josh Lyman or Mike Todwell from Adventures in Babysitting)

1. Natalie Portman
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
3. Claire Danes
4. Winona Ryder
5. Angelina Jolie

1. Paul Rudd
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt (although he's probably too cool for me)
3. George Clooney (he's a bachelor, it could happen!)
4. Milo Ventimiglia
5. Justin Chambers (the only reason i still watch Grey's Anatomy)

1. Jason Schwartzman

2. Adrien Brody

3. Simon Pegg

4. David Tennant

5. James Franco

I wouldn't say no to Wes Anderson either...

1. Tadanobu Asano
2. Oded Fehr (good call jadeblue)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Billy Zane
5. Richard Gere (shush!)

1. Marisa Tomei
2. Maura Tierney
3. Anna Faris
4. Sophie Okonedo
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt

George Clooney

Ving Rhames

Jon Stewart

Robert Deniro

And I can't decide between Denzel Washington (The Glory version)or Antonio Banderas (the Mambo Kings version)

1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. James Franco
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Charlie Hunnam
5. Patrick Wilson

George Clooney

David Duchovny

Ewan MacGregor

Clive Owen

Nathan Fillion

This is a good and fun one. List has changed over the past few years, but here goes:

1. George Clooney (permanently on the list)
2. Christian Bale
3. Olivier Martinez (mmm...that accent)
4. James Franco
5. Clive Owen (mmm...that accent...)

1. Justin Chambers
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. John Cusack
5. Colin Firth
6. Colin Farrell

sorry i have to have 6. my husband has six as well so its all good. im not eliminating any of them.

In no particular order

Kristen Bell
Emily VanCamp
Natalie Portman
Charisma Carpenter
Sarah Chalke

As for Angelina Jolie- I think she's a given, and thus frees up a slot.

"Charlie Hunnam"-nice pick Rachel! Sigh. I miss Undeclared.

I love Eileen's list as well, Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are inspired.

1. Grace Kelly
2. Christina Aguilera (what? she's crazy, that's a plus - unless you're tired)
3. Eva Green and Rachel Bilson, together at a poetry reading by Axel Rose.
4. Anna Faris
5. Myself.

Damn! I forgot about Jesse Spencer (from House). He could be the alternate. I am SUCH a sucker for accents.

1. Simon Pegg
2. Alec Baldwin (to "straighten me out")
3. Christian Bale
4. Bobby Flay ('cause he's such an jerk)
5. Eduardo Noriega (the bad guy in Devil's Backbone)

Oh, I've definitely kept a list like this for quite some time. Hilarity! In no particular order:

1. Christian Bale

2. Hugh Jackman

3. Clive Owen

4. Cillian Murphy

5. Keanu Reeves (...shut up)

1. Mos Def

2. Clive Owen

3. Joaquin Pheonix

4. Leonardo Sbaraglia (hot hot hot argentine actor)

5. Gael Garcia Bernal

Honorable Mention

Salma Hayak. May eschew anyone on this list for her.

I might embarrass myself here, but...
1)Ryan Gosling
2)Dean Cain (shut up - I love Superman)
3)Brad Pitt
4)George Clooney
5)Adam Beach

1. Jason Lee
2. Ben Browder
3. Tom Cavanagh
4. Michael Shanks
5. Jason Bateman

1. Simon Pegg (although I wish he hadn't lost so much weight for Hot Fuzz)
2. Christopher Eccleston (especially all bearded and beer-gutted as Claude in Heroes)
3. Jason Bateman
4. Henry Ian Cusick
5. Ryan Gosling

clive owen
hugh jackman (or, as my husband calls him, "huge jack-man")
keanu reeves
nathan fillion
gillian anderson (attributed to my massive scully-crush)

Brad Pitt, I know he's not cool anymore, but goddamn, I'm loyal and I've loved him for years.

Ewan MacGregor

Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, together.

See is that three or four?

If it's three, then Jenny Lewis and Angelina Jolie. I'm a happily married woman, but I did go to an all girl Catholic high school after all...

Monica Bellucci
Rachel Bilson
Rachel McAdams
Salma Hayek
Gong Li

Also, I'd trade in James Marsters and his ridiculous bleached hair for any of the above. God, I have a thing for cheekbones.

If you doubt my love for all things Jason Lee, check out the song I helped writer: "Stalking Jason Lee" at http://boonie.com/sounds/album_barfly.php.
(Don't call the authorities. It's mostly a joke.)

hey pajiba guys...any guys on your list? I've noticed I'm not the only girl going for girls, does the same hold true for the guys?

Patrick Stewart.

I have no such list that my wife knows of, but if I were to make one it might look something like this:

1. Beyonce
2. Selma Blair
3. Tina Fey
4. Jenna Fischer (Pam Beasly actually, sue me, I'm a blubbering vagina over Pam & Jim)
5. Johnny Depp (like you wouldn't!)

Theresa, I'm almost positive I've read both Dustin and Seth's same-sex top fives. I remember Vince Vaughn being on one of them.

Hmm. We need some comments here, instead of all these mute lists:

1) Wes Bentley. American Beauty came out last century and I still want this guy.

2) Nathan Fillion...whose lusciability has been explored at length in other comments sections. I would do him with my parents watching if there was no other way.

3) Michael Ironside. You can have your Jason Statham; this man is the original dangerous-looking brute.

4) Nicky Katt. I can't really explain this one. He's just so goshdarn cute.

5) Jake Gyllenhaal--but only if he cries. (Yes, during.)

Honorable Mention: Josh Holloway.

Christian Bale

Joaquin Phoenix

Gary Oldman

Derek Jeter

Ewan McGregor

Doesn't it seem like the lists made by females (or gay men) have a much more interesting variety of what we find attractive?

Jen, you're right, I'm just wondering if same sex top fives and overall top fives ever overlap.

1. John Stewart (something about that smirk is just sooo sexy).

2. Alan Rickman (I don't care that he's old enough to be my father or that another poster already listed him. He's been on my list for years. It's the voice.)

3. Johnny Depp (I don't think this needs any quantifying).

4. The guy who plays Sawyer on LOST. (Gotta have at least one bad boy in there.)

5. George Cloony (I have sneaking suspicion that a romp with Georgy Boy would be a hell of a lot of fun).

1. Johnny Depp
2. Adrian Brody
3. Salma Hayek
4. John Malkovich
5. Clive Owen

1. Chantal Kreviazuk
2. Natasha Bedingfield
3. Tricia Helfer
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Mandy Moore

I honestly believe I wouldn't end up rolling around in the sack with anyone of these girls (if given the chance) because I don't think any of these girls come close to holding a candle to the women I'm currently lucky enough to share a bed and my life with. They're still gorgeous though and if I had to, I probably wouldn't complain.

Btw, where are the lists from Dustin, Seth, and the rest of Pajiba?

let me just say that i am thrilled to see simon pegg on a few lists...he is a recent fave of mine too...who can resist a man with an accent packing lots and lots of heat?

that said:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal

2. Christian Bale (since "Newsies" but "American Psycho" put him over the top)

3. Daniel Craig (as I said, who can resist a man with an accent packing lots and lots of heat?)

4. Henry Cavill (if you've seen "The Tudors" no explanation necessary...)

5. Peter Krause

6. Ryan Gosling (just couldn't leave him off)

Christian Bale
Gerard Butler
Colin Firth
Rodrigo Santoro
Sean Connery
....
Ralph Fines was on the list until publicised shenanigans made possibility of freebie too much of a sure thing.

Gael Garcia Berna
Nathan Fillion
Ewan McGreggor
John Taylor (when you are a14 yr old, some of those old 80's crushes die hard)
Louis Garrel

1. John Krasinski
2. Dominic Monaghan
3. Jimmy Fallon
4. Topher Grace
5. Ewan McGregor

Dammit- bump Sean Connery for Jim Caviezl, sorry Sean, temporary memory lapse.

I guess I'll have to make a list of the 5 celebrites I haven't slept with.....sheesh:

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Salma Hayek
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Ms. Pajiba-hyphenate
5. Nikki Cox

Hey! Ms. Pajiba-hyphenate is not available. - DR

Amy Adams
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Sarah Chalke
Zooey Deschanel
Liz Phair

In no particular order:

1. Daniel Craig

2. Salma Hayek

3. Kate Walsh

4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

5. Hugh Laurie

1. David Beckham

2. Eric Bana

3. Daniel Craig

4. Clive Owen

5. Christian Bale

Wow, all of them are probably straight, which is a downer, but what their wives don't know won't hurt them!

1. Salma Hayek (I'd have her wearing the outfit from 'From Dusk 'til Dawn...and she can step on my chest)

2. Jessica Biel (As seen from the profile I declare "Look at dat shelf!" as the homies would say)

3. Hayden Penetierre (What can i say...she seems to enjoy licking things...17 or not)

4. Isla Fisher (The sex crazed maniac in Wedding Crashers is the preference)

5. Rose McGowan (...drool!)

Honorable mention should any of the above become dead/married/hatchet-faced:
Sherri Moon, Marley Shelton, and Tara Reid (only because after a few drinks I'm pretty sure anal would be guaranteed)

Just five? Sigh.

1.Leonardo Dicaprio

2.Robert Downey Jr

3.David Tennant (Considering how much love Christopher Ecclestone is getting it's only right someone includes Doctor number 10, and also mmm. No sonic screwdriver jokes)

4.Jake Gyllenhaal

5.Ryan Gosling

Yeah I forgot about Mrs. Gyllenhaal. I don't find her all that physically attractive but something about her just oozes (the good kind) sexy.

in no particular order...

colin firth (circa Pride and Prejudice!)
clive owen
milo ventimigla
jimmy stewart (circa beginning of his career, 1940s...need i say more?)
george clooney

and i left off carey grant because i figured i should only put one person on the list who's currently deceased (for accuracy)

"I only get five?" (Scully; XF: "The List")

Clooney is a given. No one would require me to put him on a list, for heaven's sake.

1. Nathan Fillion

2. Clive Owen (it's the accent, sure, but also the look of danger)

3. Viggo Mortensen (really? I'm the only one with Viggo on my list?)

4. Paul Newman (no, not right now, but some people are playing the "circa" card, so I am too. Circa 1985)

5. Liev Schrieber (or, pre-bloating, Vincent d'Onofrio)

1. scarlett johannson (i dont care who hates her, she is still on my list.)
2.morena baccarin (mmm, inara)
3. even rachel wood (im only 2 years older than her)
4.katee sackhoff (steely eyed viper jock)
5. carrie fischer (circa star wars 77)

Ooh - how could I forget Bruce Willis. I realize it is bizarre and he is way older than me, but there is just something about him.

And I'm taking Vincent D'Onofrio as my "alternate" -- bloat or not bloat.

1. Johnny Depp
2. Alan Rickman
3. Clive Owen
4. Daniel Craig
5. Jason Isaacs

Nathan Fillion

David Boreanaz

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Vin Diesel

Criss Angel

Ewan McGregor will always and forever be number one.
George Clooney
Diego Luna
Mark Ruffalo
Joaquin Phoenix

--

Mind you, if I could go back in time to about 1975, I would be all over Robert De Niro. And if we're heading in the same-sex direction, I would rock Bryce Dallas Howard's world.

Billy Corgan (with hair, like in the Bullet with Butterfly Wings video)
David Wenham (all stubbly and suchlike)
Jon Stewart (Come on now)
Anderson Cooper (See above)
Taye Diggs (as my best friend is fond of saying, "Mmm Taye")

The list is hard unless we're allowed to alter it over time. Because LA Confidential/Mystery Alaska/Gladiator version Russell Crowe was so on the list. Today, however, not so much. Also, do we get a separate list for non-actor celebrities - I'm looking at you James Hetfield.

In no particular order...

Daniel Craig (Bond just put him over the top)
Jesse James (he had a TV show & married an actress - that counts, right?)
Matt Dillon (my first serious actor crush)
Jason Statham
Kiefer Sutherland (24 may suck this season, but he still brings the pretty)

1. Ewan MacGregor
2. Eric Bana
3. Clive Owen
4. Ben Harper
5. Gerard Butler

In no particular order:

Clive Owen
Goran Visjnic
George Clooney
Sean Connery circa 1963
Anthony Hopkins (nows there's a voice with an accent!)
And I could easily do a list based JUST on voices that make me wet!

1.) Conan O'Brien

2.) Tommy Lee Jones

3.) Jeff Goldblum

4.) BJ Novak

5.) Patrick Stewart

Ok, top five, in no particular order:

Gael Garcia Bernal (can he make a bad movie?)

David Eggers (although my bf says he can't be on my list, since he would be fairly easy to meet at a book signing or some other event)

Johnny Depp (afterward, we would do our eyeliner together!)

Michael Stipe (not gay; goes both ways. ergo, I have a chance!)

Christian Bale (I agree with kt. He had me at Newsies)

Laetitia Casta
Leonardo DiCaprio
Salma Hayek
Lauryn Hill
Johnny Depp

BOYS:

Christian Bale (crica Equilibrium)

James Franco (a la Harry Osborn)

Joaquin Phoenix (anyway he comes)

Jake Gyllenhaal (only if he does himself up all Jarhead style so I can have hot dirty marine sex)

Carmine Giovinazzo (circa Black Hawk Down)

...seeing a military theme here?

GIRLS:

Monica Belluci (oh good lord...)

Rachel Weisz (hot and smart)

Angelina Jolie (she goes without saying)

Jenna Jameson (mock if you want, the woman's a legend)

Christina Aguilera (just saw her in concert and HELL YES)

1. Gary Oldman

2. Liam Neeson

3. Hugo Weaving

4. Chow Yun-Fat

5. Michael Palin (though he's a bit old now)

I have loved all of these men for a long time. My ears are turning red at the thought of being with any of them.

Fuck...I missed Scarlett Johannson...so she's be on the list too. Fuck you all!! I'm taking 6.

Peter Krause

John Krasinski

Jason Segel

Steven Colbert

Scott Speedman (oh, Ben!)

Seth Rogan, Julie, you're so right. Glad to find another Undeclared alum on here. He can be my alternate.

maceo - Bruce Willis is an excellent choice. I saw him perform with his band at a charity event once. The man oozes sex appeal.

1. Tori Amos (She's on my husband's list as well - I'm still trying to figure a way to line that up)
2. Paul Rudd
3. John Cusack
4. David Duchovny
5. Robert Downey, Jr.

Oh, damn. Chow Yun-Fat, Goran Visjnic, Jason Statham, John Krasinski...can I have a do-over?

My God, I can't believe I forgot Christian Bale. OK, Robert Downey Jr. and Christian Bale get to fight it out over the priveledge. Shirts off, boys - GO!!

First three are set in stone.(fuck laminating, this is important)

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Keira Knightley
3. Eliza Dushku(She was Faith, nuff said. Plus a Boston girl is as close to local as I'm likely to get.)

These last two are incredibly hard to pick, there are just too many choose from.
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Monica Bellucci(A long shot, but I saw that Friends episode; if you leave off the Italian goddess you'll live to regret it.)

Arrrg, that was painful, somehow I've got to make it acceptable to have a list of ten.....or twenty.

P.S. If Angelina is deemed a "given", swap in Kari Byron of the Mythbusters, ever since Buffy I can't resist smart, kinda kooky redheads.

Alfred Molina - watch Frida or The Perez Family and you'll know what I'm talking about

Zooey Deschanel - needs no explanation

Tim Roth - I developed a crush on this guy in 7th grade after I saw Gridlock'd, and it never went away. Though it deflated a bit when he opted not to play Snape.

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Dirty Pretty Things (and how surprised am I that no one has picked Audrey Tautou? I guess the reign of Amelie is partly forgotten).

Peaches - it would be an experience

1. johnny depp

2. trent reznor

3. donnie darko

4. angelina jolie

5. ryan gosling

Oh men....

1. John Krasinski (he seems like such a nice polish boy)

2. Simon Pegg (seriously glad to see I'm not the only one)

3. Ryan Gosling (did anyone see him in those tight manpants on ellen? oh lord!)

4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt (ever since "10 Things I Hate About You" made him my teen heartthrob...so geeky and adorable)

5. Zach Braff (I don't care if "Last Kiss" was shit, he's still hot)

Vincent D'noforio pre-bloating is definitely an alternate. I caught a first season episode of L&O: CI the other day. Man he is sexy.

So, I don't have a list made up, especially since I'm not partnered at the moment, but I have said, several times, that Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are the hottest celebrity couple I can think of.
I've also been known to say that I'd do Maggie and Peter and Jake Gyllenhaal at the same time, they're all so hot.
(I think I'd need the boys there, even though they're straight (damn!), but I'd still be into Maggie.)

Also: David Tennant.
And Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Ok, I guess that is five, although I tend to count Maggie/Jake/Peter all at once...

It is nice to see Nathan Fillion and Simon Pegg get some love up-thread.
I don't think they'd appear on the average person's list, but they resoundingly deserve it.

1. Zooey Deschanel "You're so cool"
2. Anna Paquin
3. Amber Tamblyn
4. Allyson Hannigan
5. Natalie Portman.

Mark Ruffalo
Eric Bana
Paul Rudd
Peter Sarsgaard
Hugh Laurie

Oh Louise thank you!! I can't believe I forgot Viggo...good god! Okay, Jenny Lewis has to move to position six, I'm sorry honey I want to hug you but I want to do far dirtier things to Viggo. Or more to the point, have him do them to me.

And Orlando Bloom is on there too provided he neither talks nor acts.

In no particular order -

1) Ryan Gosling - bears a striking resemblance to an ex who I'm not really over. Plus, he just oozes cool.

2) Jon Stewart - don't have an explanation, just a really huge crush on the guy.

3) Ryan Reynolds - those lips.

4) David Boreanaz - but only if he lets me call him Angel.

5) John Krasinski - I don't care if my love for him is based on a fictional character...he still makes me dizzy.

1. Eric Bana (the arms, the accent...)
2. Jon Stewart
3. John Krasinski
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Seth Rogan. No really, I adore him.

Whoa, Julie. This is *exactly* my list, too.

Guilt Free Top 5 Freebies
1. Daniel Day-Lewis
2. George Clooney
3. Edward Norton
4. Adrian Brody
5. Jeff Goldblum (I have a thing for the freakishly tall)
Honorable Mention: Pascal Gregory

"If I Had No Qualms About Home-Wrecking" Top 5 Freebies
1. John Stewart
2. Vincent Cassel
3. Clive Owen
4. Conan O'Brien (again, freakishly tall)
5. Christian Bale
Honorable Mention: Jon Bon Jovi after 1995

"If I had a Time Machine" Top 5 Freebies
1. Gregory Peck
2. Jack Palance
3. Liam Neeson (wouldn't have to go back too far)
4. Willem Dafoe (same deal)
5. Ethan Hawke (back to when he was less of a douche)
Honorable Mention: Val Kilmer (he just always looks depressed nowadays)

Hmmm... there seems to be a proliferation of WB-esque men on here. Though, must confess, there's nothing like a teen dramedy to get those heartstrings humming.

1) Nathan Fillion

2) Heath Ledger (I've loved him since his Roar days... all leather with an Irish accent. Yum.)

3) Topher Grace

4) Jason Dohring (The Bad Boy from Veronica Mars - Though I'm not sure if it counts if I want him more for Veronica than myself)

5) David Boreanaz (from Angel, natch)

And if I could go back in time...

1) Harrison Ford

2) Tom Selleck

3) Cary Grant

1. Trent Reznor
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. John Krasinski
4. Johnny Depp
5. Spike (Buffy)

1. jennifer Connelly
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Alicia Witt
4. Dana Delany
5. Jessica Biel

Quickly, before I change my mind (again):

Seth Rogen
Donald Faison
Colin Hanks
Kal Penn (in Superman Returns specifically)
and the obligatory TR Knight, 'cause at least one should bat for the same team.

I think two lists is the only way to go because I couldn't bear to choose between Monica Belluci and Kal Penn. The boys change constantly (hence my lack of lamination), but the girls are all permanent residents.

1. John Krasinski
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Chiwetel Ejiofor
4. Gael Garcia Bernal
5. Kal Penn

And girl-wise:
1. Monica Belluci
2. Salma Hayek
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Sandra Oh

in no particular order

Gael Garcia Bernal
Salma Hayek
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Angelina Jolie
Adam Baldwin (as Jayne)

My SO would list Tori Amos 5 times, I don't know if that gives her a better chance or me.

I considered saying Ewan MacGregor but since one of my sons is named Ewan I would hate to ruin the name for my jealous hubby. And honestly, I think I like Ewan more like he'd be a good brother.

So:
1. George Clooney (that voice...ahhh)
2. Hugh Laurie (I don't even know why)
3. David Tennant (the most adorable Doctor Who)
4. Jet Li (he replaced Jackie Chan on my list)
5. Colin Firth (he's the one I might have come closest to meeting since I used to live in London and went to church there with the Shazza chick from Bridge Jones)

And I feel it would be amusing to confess my earliest childhood star crushes here:
Mr. Spock, Mark Hamill (I was so dumb as a kid I preferred him over Harrison Ford), Kenny Rogers, Andy Gibb, and Humphrey Bogart (had a lifetime poster of him).

3 things before my list:
1. Ben, from what I've seen and heard about him, Becks would probably give it a go - as has been established in LA he'll switch teams (or leagues) for enough money.
2. Is it just me, or have the constant Charles Barkley+Dwayne Wade commercials ruined the cocept of My 5?
3. I think I read this in one of Bill Simmon's ESPN columns (I know I didn't think of it and giving the proper credit is important) how unfair these lists are to straight guys. The odds are infinitely greater for a woman (assuming some level of attractiveness (sorry)) to approach one of her 5 and be successful than for a guy. Chances are, the guy will get arrested or killed by her security detail.

With that said:
1. Maggie Gyllenhaal (Secretary re-enactments not required but not frowned upon)
2. Scarlett Johannson (although I am beginning to doubt her acting ability)
3. Phoebe Cates (see Friday's Deus Ex Malcontent post)
4. Jennifer Connelly (although the end of Requiem for a Dream scared me)
5. Meg White

and coming in from the bullpen:
6. Laura Prepon (Hot Donna)

1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Josh Holloway
3. Edward Norton
4. Christian Bale
5. Eric Bana

Runners up:

Trent Reznor
Edward Furlong

If I could go back in time:

Alan Rickman

Yikes, this is tough.

1. Brandon Flowers of The Killers (but only minus that stupid facial hair.)
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Colin Firth (preferable c. Pride & Prejudice, but wouldn't say no now, even if he is way too old for me.)
4. Will Arnett
5. James Franco

Honorable Mention for Hot Personality: Neil Gaiman.

Joaquin Phoenix

Jason Bateman

Ewan McGregor

Peter Saarsgard

Adam Duritz

I almost put Val Kilmer, but only if he were in his Doc Holliday garb.

In days past, Angelina would have been sitting at number one, but since she settled down and got all "goodwilly," I'm more interested in having coffee with her than letting her tie me to a bedpost. Okay, okay, coffee and a ten-minute makeout session.

I've got my missing name (the blankk number 4 on my list)! Sergi Lopez!

Dammit! Did it again! Peter Sarsgaard! I can't spell worth a flip!

This is funny, because the boy and I both did this a week ago. Same and opposite sex lists for each! (We found out that we have similar tastes in men.)

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2. Josh Holloway
3. Brad Pitt...because...I have to, yes?
4. Heath Ledger...mmmm...accent...
5. Hugh Jackman

Same sex. This is weird, because most of mine are out of a combination of respect and admiration and their hottness.

1. Angelina Jolie...well...yeah
2. Kiera Knightley (with a good 15 lbs on her)
3. Reese Witherspoon (brunette and before she lost the 15 lbs...)
4. Jessica Biel
5. Rosario Dawson or Charlize Theron

As I'm on a Brad Pitt boycott, he's off the list. Here then are my top five (in no particular order):

Jason Statham
Jonny Lee Miller
Shemar Moore
Christian Bale
Clive Owen

The last one was giving me a bit of trouble...until I remembered Greenfingers. I only saw it here recently, and thoroughly enjoyed it, and Clive.

Honorable Mention:

Aaron Eckhart

Kristen Bell
Mandy Moore
Anne Hathaway
Kristen Bell
George Clooney

Eva-hee! Don't worry, I'll share :)

Jeremy-Kal Pen is a GREAT choice. This sounds so warped, but there's something about his nose that gets me.

1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Seth Rogan
3. Ben Foster
4. Joaquin Pheonix
5. Sam Rockwell (especially as Zaphod Beeblebrox)

god-fucking-dammit Dustin!! I am doing nothing but refreshing this page and masturbating when I should be studying for finals!

If this costs me my Bachelors I'm sending you the bill.

not on the list for unrealistic reasons (as if the others are):
jessica simpson
jessica alba
keira knightly
salma hayek
kerry washington

the list:
Natlie Portman
Lucy Davis
Zang Ziyi
Diane Lane
Cheryl Burke/Isla Fischer (tie)

1)John Krasinski-though I would have to fight a legion of women...I think he's worth it
2)Mike Rowe-Slightly older, but just as sexy, in my opinion, and damn is he funny
It gets tougher from here, jesus I'm even pretty monogamous in my fantasies, that is saaad
3)Nathan Fillion-Ok, Captain Mal does turn my engine
4)Topher Grace-I can't believe I think Eric Forman is hot, but there you go
5)Alan Davies and/or Martin Freeman(yeah, I'm breaking the rules) - not conventially cute per se, but English men just do it for me, and I think I'd have a better chance w/ them then say Orlando Bloom, who probably couldn't be bothered to pull himself away from the mirror.

5. John Krasinski

4. John Lennon (er, supposing he were still alive)

3. Cillian Murphy

2. Johnny Depp

1. Christian Bale

Jake Gyllenhaal
George Clooney
Jon Stewart
Milo Ventimiglia
Hugh Laurie

In no particular order.

Eliza Dushku
Monica Bellucci
Emmanuelle Chriqui (This is Sloan from Entourage)
Tricia Helfer (6 from BSG)
Kristen Bell

Monica Bellucci
Rachel Weisz
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Salma Hayek
Clive Owen

Julie: sweet. :) I would even totally marry Seth Rogen. No question.

And Clementine I can totally see why you put Sam Rockwell as Zaphod Beeblebrox... I too found him strangely attractive in that role. Also wanted to eat him up in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

Oh, and how can I forget my ever-beloved Hugh Jackman! He gets an honorable mention. The yellow ribbon of hotness, if you will.

I must admit to using the other pajibans' lists as fodder/inspiration for my own. Sue me.

Ps- this is legitimately difficult:

1. mos def
2. john krasinski (everyone in my office kept his rumored romance with renee zellwegger a secret b/c they didn't think I could handle it. They were right)
3. colin firth (its just... all.. So good)
4. RYAN REYNOLDS (just friends pushed me over the top)
5. david beckham (despite the international factor ie isabella rosalini)

Alternate: Paul rudd (ever since clueless, but 40 year old virgin sealed the deal after he used the word "mantastic")

Honorable mention: Vince circa swingers (so money), Vincent d'Onofrio, paul newman back in the day

...and did someone REALLY say john malkovich? Really?

Perfectjargon- your end of list qualifier makes you THE MAN and the woman in you bed/life is certainly blessed. Way to be.
er)

I can't believe I forgot Jason Dohring!!

Screw it, I'm adding him. Looks like it's 6 for me!

John C. McGinley
Dave Matthews
James Spader
Alton Brown
Hugh Grant

Nathan Fillion
Gael Garcia Bernal
Topher Grace
Christian Slater 15 years ago
Amber Benson

Ian McKellen (in full Gandalf)

Ari Fleisher
Dave Matthews
Raul Julia (if he were still alive)
John Cusak
Uma Thurman

I like big foreheads.

Oh, crap, I forgot Jason Sudeikis. I never watch SNL, but found him extremely attractive on 30 Rock, and if the man can bring the sexy w/ a character name like Floyd, well that is impressive.

REVISED! Now w/ comments . . .

1. Mos Def - for Def Poetry, for being fly as hell, a snazzy dresser, great actor and one cool cat. I commonly refer to him as my "hot chocolate" mmmm

2. Clive Owen - Could this guy be any sexier? I notice him on a lot of lists here. I'll glady share. ;) He looks all brutish and charming and I love him forever for the line in Closer "Fuck off and die, you fucked up slag." I want to be able to use this one at least once.

3. Joaquin Pheonix - Quills, Walk the Line, Clay Pigeons . . . he's a bad, dirty boy and I like it! I often dream of a Clive/Joaquin sandwich

4. Leonardo Sbraglia (not sure I spelled that right) - prob. pretty unknown, but do a netflix search and watch one or two of his films. Heartbreaking green eyes, dark hair, and a mischievous look on his face. Makes me want to run away to argentina and find one of my own!

5. Gael Garcia Bernal - Almost too beautiful. Commonly referred to as my "hot spicy mexican chocolate." And he does sex scenes! What's not to love.

6. (yeah, so I'm cheating. ) Mark Ruffalo - How could I forget my darling Mark?! He's just yummy. He made In the Cut almost (emph. on almost) watchable. He's got that dark horse thing going on. Mmmm . . .

Lucky number 7: Still Salma Hayek. Though I could always go for some Rosario Dawson.

Only five? Can I have 10? 15? C'mon, people!

1) Ewan McGregor
2) Jake Gyllenhaal
3) Angelina Jolie
4) Gael Garcia Bernal (ummmm...can I also have Diego Luna at the same time? What, like y'all weren't thinking the same thing during Y Tu Mama Tambien)
5) Kate Walsh (I think I can be a chick and have two on here, so whatever)

...and because my boyfriend always points out that I have "weird" taste, the five "weirder"/less conventional ones--

1) Simon Pegg
2) Alan Cumming
3) Conan O'Brien (I've crushed on him since I was in 8th grade. Don't judge)
4) Jason Schwartzman
5) Jon Stewart

I've also just realized that I feel worse about leaving Nigella Lawson, Natalie Portman, Shirley Manson, and, ummmmm, an actress who caters to a particular audience by the name of Jesse Jane (maybe some of the guys will know who I'm talking about) off this list than I do about Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling.

1. Zooey Dechanel
2. Natalie Portman
3. Amy Adams
4. Jenna Fischer
5. Anna Karina (circa 1964)

And Cate Blanchett.

1. Christian Bale
2. Eric Bana
3. Clive Owen
4. Keanu Reeves
5. Gillian Anderson

No particular order:

George Clooney

Paul Rudd

Gary Oldman

Aaron Eckhart

Michael Wincott (oh man, that voice really gets me for some reason)

Honorable Mention: Vincent D'Onofrio (glad a lot of you agree with me on this one)

Oooh, Aaron Eckhart...let's call him an alternate. This is weird. I never go for blondes....

Louise? Yes, I forgot about Viggo, and the fact that I watch LOTR with the sound off. Please forgive me. And I would totally hit the "Cool Hand Luke" Newman. And props to whoever mentioned Chow Yung Fat. Damn. Hidden Dragon indeed. Ahem. Sorry.

I am glad to see so much Selma Hayek love because she would go on my "if I did girls list" next to Angelina, a young Tina Turner (shut up!) and possibly Cristina Aguilera. And props to the guy who had Tina Fey on his list!

OK, I'm going to cheat big time. I have two lists.

Current:
John Stewart
Colin Firth
Gerard Butler (I, too, have to point out that he's been up here since before 300. But he see-saws with Russell Crowe.)
Paul Bettany (am I alone here?)
Alexander Siddig

Old School (some dead, some near to it):
Orson Welles
Peter O'Toole
Katherine Hepburn
Patrick Stewart
Malcolm McDowell

I also think that George Clooney is kind of a given, which is good, because he's filming a movie in my town right now.

"Paul Bettany (am I alone here?)"

Oh shit, I forgot, mezzomom. You're definitely not alone, and his wife ain't so bad either.

Ok...here's mine in particular order.
1. John Krasinski
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Jensen Ackles
4. Johnathan Tucker (Tommy from 'Black Donnelly's'...I've always had a thing for him.)
5. Channing Tatum (I don't have to really talk
to him much do I?)

1.George
2.Heath Ledger
3.Laird Hamilton
4.Mark ruffalo
5.Clive Owen

1. john stewart
2. paul simon
3. d'angelo
4. duh...johnny depp
5. john legend

"Hey! Ms. Pajiba-hyphenate is not available. - DR"

Damn! Alright, I'll sub her out for Monica "Big Ol' Bazooms" Bellucci

And for my same sex top five

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Christian Bale
3. Jason Statham
4. Dustin Rowles
5. Myself

As you can see, I'm sleeping my way to the bottom.

1. John Cusack - always been on the list, I own his entire body of work on VHS & DVD (except Must Love Dogs, christ that movie sucked!)

2. Ewan McGregor - the man has been taken forever, but I'd hit that no matter the circumstances.

3. Christian Bale - I was just admiring his physique in 'American Psycho' yesterday.

4. Jonny Lee Miller - Once I saw 'Hackers', I was hooked.

5. Tunde Adebimpe - When I saw TVOTR last year, all I could do was stare at him. He's so beautiful.

I never really noticed, but I must have a thing for British actors since they are 3/5 of these guys. Must be something in the water over there.

And yes, Angelina Jolie is a given. But Maggie Gyllenhaal is a close second it seems.

1. Kelly MacDonald
2. Tina Fey
3. Natalie Portman
4. Rosario Dawson
5. Gemma Hayes (Irish singer-songwriter)

Penelope Cruz
Eva Green
Rose McGowan
Cate Blanchett
Maggie Gyllenhaal

1. George Clooney
2. Scott Speedman (hey, given his C-list status, this could actually happen!)
3. Mark Ruffalo
4. Jason Dohring
5. Ryan Reynolds

1. Diane Lane
2. Rachel Weisz
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Halle Berry
5. Michelle Pfeiffer (Even though she replaced Jacquelin Smith so very long ago; she's oh, so MILF-y)

Oh, and an idea for the next diversion: 5 celebrities who you would consider "switching teams" for. :D

Manny, my same sex top five is the exact same as yours, but since i don't know you or dustin, mine has old school brando and newman

Oh, and RIGHT ON to whoever said Johnny Greenwood. That's the coolest post up here. I can't put him on my list because I'd just be too intimidated to function properly.

thank you, nicole! def. james spader a la "white palace" and "pretty in pink"

those oversized blazers with rolled-up sleeves...swoon

In no particular order:

Johnny Depp (preferably in pirate gear)

John Krasinski (just love him to death)

Topher Grace (so glad you're all showing him the love as well)

Jon Stewart (what is with me and the Johns?)

Paul Rudd (from the days of Clueless to Romeo + Juliet, to Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin...loved him then, love him now)

Honorable Mentions:

Hyde from That 70s Show

Rivers Cuomo

Snoop Dogg (I know, I know...my friends are so confused)

Conan O'Brien

Brandon Boyd from Incubus

In no particular order:

Current folks:
1. Mr. Clooney
2. Daniel Craig (that beach scene in Bond-Woot!)
3. Patrick Dempsey
4. Brad Pitt
5. Justin Timberlake (yeah, I know - I love men that can move)

Time Machine:
1. Robert Redford (all-time fave)
2. Paul Newman
3. Gene Kelly (see comment above)

I would also like to point out that I have a final in one hour, it takes 30 minutes to get there, and I just spent about that amount of time reading and deliberating.

No particular order (or maybe just the first one):

Gerard Butler
Thom Yorke (Radiohead's leading man)
Paul Banks (Interpol's leading man)
Milo Ventimiglia
Jake Gyllenhaal

this is incredibly difficult.

-ryan gosling
-justin theroux
-jake gyllenhaal
-joseph-gordon levitt
-sufjan stevens

I can't believe no one else listed justin theroux. he's a dreamboat.

You guys mean Jonny Greenwood from Radiohead?

1. Jon Stewart
2. Trent Reznor
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. John Krasinski (I will fight you all)
5. Xabi Alonso (Basque soccer player...yummmm)

the first three are old enough to be my father, but that doesn't matter, right? I saw someone had Alton Brown...nicely done.

since everyone else is doing it, here's the girls I'd switch teams for
1. Jenna Fischer
2. Audrey Tautou
3. Parminder Nagra
4. Cate Blanchett
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal

1) clive owen
2)jon stewart
3)natalie portman
4) johnny depp
5) it's a toss up (and a strange one) between bradley whitford and topher grace

Nathan Fillion,
Gerard Butler,
Mike Rowe,
Clive Owen,
James Purefoy

Gaby just reminded me, I would have Carlos D from Interpol as an alternate. just in case.

Larry Mullen, Jr (U2 drummer, for those of you who are under 30)
Richard Armitage (the actor from North and South and Robin Hood, not the pin-head state department guy)
Christopher Ecclestone (he's mine! stay away Pajiba-whores)
Alan Hansen (ex-Liverpool FC player and manager: no requirement to go back in time here: I'd do him as is today)
Stuart Townsend (I can't explain it, I just get butterflies every time I see him on the screen)

And I agree, Clooney is a given so there should not be a rquirement to fill up a spot on the list with him.

Gaspard Ulliel
Nathan Fillion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Ewan McGregor
John Krasinski

oh...and yet another girl crush- maria bello

Thank you, Teresa. I thought I might be the only one!!!

1. Johnny Depp
2. Christian Bale
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Damien Rice

My husband's:

1. Natalie Portman
2. Keira Knightley
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Diane Kruger
5. Thandie Newton

Christian Bale
Jake Gyllanhall
Stephen Colbert
Ralph Fiennes
Angelina Jolie

I'm not that familiar with their marital status, so I may end up a home wrecker...

I'd be up for a quickie in the bathroom if ____ approached me:
Gael Garcia Bernal
Ewan McGregor
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
George Clooney
Ryan Reynolds

I'd pinch hit for the other team with ____ as my co-captain:
Salma Hayek
Tricia Helfer
Natalie Portman
Rosario Dawson
Monica Bellucci

"Manny, my same sex top five is the exact same as yours, but since i don't know you or dustin, mine has old school brando and newman.-David"

David, first off, what's wrong with not knowing me? Am I not aluring enough? What about all that lingerie I bought? Cold hearted bastard.....

Second of all, Dustin Rowles is the grand pooba of this here Pajiba and a dreamboat to boot. Or so I hear.

1. Nathan Fillion - Just too adorable for words.

2. Clive Owen - since Croupier. He's a bad bad man.

3. Viggo Mortensen - He'd like, build you a log cabin, catch you a fish for dinner, then write you a poem, and then do those things that he did to Gwyneth in A Perfect Murder. Whooboy!

4. Eric Bana - I watched (and purchased on DVD) Troy because his pectoral muscles should be bronzed and hung on my wall.

5. Ryan Reynolds - Blade Trinity: bad movie. good abs.

Oh my God this is the best thing ever... And I already had a list. ::a little bit of shame:: The first three are permanent fixtures, the other two spots could be different on a different day.

1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Jason Bateman
3. T.R. Knight
4. Bradley Cooper (come on, Alias people!)
5. Anderson Cooper

My friend and I call it the Guilt-Free Fuck List (or the GFFL). Just thought I'd throw that out there.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio ever since This Boy's Life
2. Ryan Gosling ever since Friday when I watched Half Nelson and did you see him dance?
3. Matt Damon since The Bourne Identity and the shoulders.
4. Diego Luna
5. Gael Garcia Bernal

1. RYAN GOSLING (just saw him in Fracture, caliente!)

2. Ryan Reynolds (since Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, or Two Guys or whatever they shortened that to)

3. John Krasinski (no explanation needed, a lot of you heart him)

4. Mark Wahlberg

5. Matt Damon (I recently saw The Departed, hence the last two)

Christian Bale
Michael Vartan (no mention yet!?)
John Krasinski
Matt Damon
Mike Rowe

Good choice Jessica, after Paul I think I'd go with tiny but cute Daniel.

1. Jason Bateman
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. Simon Pegg
4. Heath Ledger
5. Joaquin Pheonix

1. Rafe Spall (even in Hot Fuzz with a mustache)
2. Justin Theroux
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Liev Schreiber
5. Naveen Andrews

Christian Bale
Jeremy Northam
Paul Rudd
Ralph Fiennes
Gael Garcia Bernal

Damn, this IS tough! Here goes...

Laura Linney.

Sandra Oh.

Natalie Portman (especially with the short haircut).

Gillian Anderson (in full 'Dana Scully' mode).

Amanda Tapping (Stargate fans, back me up here).

In no particular order:

Clea DuVall (Especially circa "...But I'm a Cheerleader," with the shorter hair and the black shirt and the swagger? Hello.)

Ben Browder

Claudia Black (Why yes, I do own every "Farscape" DVD ever. Why do you ask?)

Walton Goggins (Somewhere along the line I picked up an affection for men with very slight Southern accents. Plus, what a name! I want to marry him so we can have a Walton Goggins, Jr. Or a Waltina, maybe...)

Katee Sackhoff (...seeing a pattern here)

I think I need a cigarette now.

1. James Bond (aka Daniel Craig)
2. Jack Bauer (aka Keifer Sutherland)
3. Christian from Moulin Rouge (aka Ewan McGregor)
4. The Narrator/Tyler Durden (that's how you get Edward Norton and Brad Pitt in one!)
5. Korben Dallas (aka Bruce Willis)

I love me some English boys:

Rufus Sewell
Tim Roth
Gary Oldman (So I'm the only person turned on by Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead--sue me.)
Clive Owen
Christopher Eccleston

Oh, Teresa Electro . . . I am SOOO feeling you on the Tunde thing. I saw them twice in the past 6 months, both times right up front. The first time he came off stage and brushed right against me as he was walking off. Swoon. He is so intense and dynamic on stage. LOVE him. Can we share? ;)

Straight or gay, if Clooney asks, it's gonna happen. So my top five AFTER Clooney are (in no particular order):

1) Clive Owen

2) Brad Pitt

3) Goran Visjnic

4) Jason Bateman

5) Joseph Gordon-Levitt

1. David Beckham (My god, that body!)
2. Djimon Hounsou (I think he's dreamy)
3. Keanu Reeves (I've loved him since Bill and Ted)
4. Morris Chestnut (mmmmm)
5. Anthony Kiedis (I think it's something about all those tattoos)

Courtney, Ari Fleisher? Really??

Gabrielle, how could you be the first (I think) to put Daniel Day-Lewis. Thanks for reminding me. My list runneth over.

OK, I've gone "clean" and elimated my "Going Back in Time" people, same-sex curiosities and fictional characters (I totally ken you, litelysalted--I was the girl who had it on for Keyop of G-Force, and Redlance, Bearclaw and Strongbow of Elfquest, when she was knee-high).

In no particular order--I'd probably seize if I ever saw any of these guys in person:

1. Adrien Brody
2. Tak Sakaguchi (the longer the hair, the better)
3. Callum Blue (preferably in his Mason-wear)
4. Rhys Ifans (what? See "Hotel" and get back to me)
5. Gerard Butler (who had me with Dracula 2000 and Attila, lost me for a while after Phantom, rekindled my interest with Reign of Fire and Beowulf, then freaking roared back with 300)

If he wasn't a walking biohazard and completely bugfuck crazy, I'd throw Jeff "AIDS is a myth" Palmer up there just to spice things up (and because there has never been more Uranian-perfect male-form between any man's navel and ass-dimple in recorded history*).

Oh and may I add that I'm thrilled to see so much interest in Oded Fehr, who missed my list by a hair. Only because times, and laminated lists, change (I used to fantasize about Fehr and Owen Wilson together, years ago, back when OW was actually interesting. TMI?).

*Tip: Do not google "Jeff Palmer" at work.

1. Viggo Mortenson (Seriously-- I sat through Hidalgo for that man--twice.)
2. Hugh Laurie (I shall lick him all over--which might be a bit odd, now that I think about it)
3. Gary Oldman
4. Rufus Sewell
5. Karl Urban

Oh, and Johnny Depp is a goes-without-saying. I don't want to live in a world where I couldn't potentially have my wicked way with that man.

Also-- Sam Jackson.

1.) George Clooney
2.) Gael Garcia Bernal
3.) Ryan Gosling
4.) Rob Morrow
5.) Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I am shocked, SHOCKED! by the lack of Kate Winslet love...seriously people!

I have two lists...although that might be cheating...

Actors:

Justin Theroux

Aaron Eckhart

Jake Gyllenhall

Peter Sarsgaard

Paul Rudd

Musicians:

Sufjan Stevens

Brandon Flowers (from The Killers)

Patrick Stump (from Fall Out Boy...I don't care if he's put on weight recently; I'd STILL hit it)

Alex Kapranos (from Franz Ferdinand)

Ryan Adams

The Men:
Johnny Depp (had a crush since 21 Jumpstreet)
Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge...beautiful singing!!)
Christian Bale (crushing since Newsies)
Chris Meloni (Detective Stabler.... yuuuuummmm)
Matthew McConaughey (I'm a Texas girl, what can I say??)

The Ladies:
Angelina Jolie (no explaination needed)
Scarlett Johanssen (see above)
Poe (I dare you to listen to the remix of "Hey Pretty" and NOT want to sleep with her.)
Eliza Dushku (My Buffy obsession with a side of sassy and a little dirty.)
Salma Hayek (Good lord, it's seriously impressive when I want to sleep with a woman for her curves, since I'm a curvy girl myself!)

Ben: I'm a huge fan of Alias and I didn't even think of Bradley Cooper...OR Michael Vartan. For shame, me.

I've posted about 5 times already, but now the girls are doing their "If I were into cooch" lists so I'm adding mine:

1. Kate Winslet-gorgeous, down-to-earth, and a complete potty mouth.
2. Rachel McAdams-she's just so very pretty.
3. Kristen Bell-I think I check her out more than the guys on V Mars.
4. Lauren Graham-of course.
5. Jenna Fisher-A total sweetheart, plus I could engage in my own Jim/Pam debauchery with my original pick of John Kras.

lawrence fishburn
vasquez- aliens
sam shepard
susan saranden
not many of my type( see vasquez) get parts

lawrence fishburn
vasquez- aliens
sam shepard
susan saranden
not many of my type( see vasquez) get parts

In no particular order:

James Spader (he's been on the list since the 80s, and there's no reason to remove him now. See my dissertation on John Malkovich, below, for an explanation.)

Nick Simmons (yeah, me and every other female between the ages of 11 and 91, I'm sure. Younger guys don't interest me, but this kid, jesus. He's just unreal. And he's 18 now! Haha.)

Paul Bettany (omg. so hot. I can't stand it. OMG.)

Olivier Martinez was supposed to go here, but I think I'm going to have to swap him out with John Malkovich; Martinez is stunningly beautiful, but Malkovich looks like a righteous fucking lay, and if I'm going to cheat, it's got to be more than pretty; it's got to leave my legs shaking for weeks. My guess is Malkovich would deliver.)

Vince Vaughn (yes, even fat, bloated, 2007 Vince Vaughn; I just find him unbelievably hot, and I don't know why.)

Ohh... i like this game...
1. Nathan Fillion
2. Gerard Butler
3. Robin Thicke
4. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
5. Henry Cavill (the Tudors)

Bec,
Totally agree with Brandon Flowers from The Killers...without the facial hair! yummy.
And how the hell did I also forget Logan Eckolls? Jason Dohring will always hold a spot on this list. Damn now I'm up to 8.

Okay, if I were into girls:

Paz Vega (Just, oh my God!)
Rachel McAdams
Natalie Portman
Keri Russell
Lauren Graham (of course)

Billie Joe Armstrong (lead singer, Green Day)
Gerard Way (lead singer, My Chemical Romance)
Edward Norton (the intellectual woman's hot guy)
Lee Pace (probably best known for the tragically short-lived Wonderfalls)
Henry from Ugly Betty (to clarify, not the actor who plays Henry, but Henry himself, the fictional character. I've got me some major nerd love.)

OMG, superedna. Saarsgard. Yes. Holy f'ing christ, forgot about him.

Aw, damn. Vince just dropped off! :*(

Ooh, I just noticed that somebody said Simon Pegg! Shaun, Nick Angel, I adore you, you ginger nut. I'd love to put Corey Haim on this list, but I think he took the fall waaaay back in the '80s with that craptastic "Day in the life of Corey" documentary he filmed. And maybe Vin Diesel, 'cause he's got the hottest voice imaginable (and the rest of it's not bad either. Him. I mean him, not it.)

1-. Keanu Reeves (he couldn't be any hotter if he could act)
2-. Antonio Banderas (as long as he doesn't smile)
3-. Dennis Quaid (anyhow, anywhere)
4-. Jeff Bridges (the nerdy proffesor version of The Mirror...)
5-. Chayanne (Puerto Rican singer, mmmmmm....)

Crap--I forgot Hugh Grant. And Lucas Black (that little boy from Sling Blade is all grown up now!)

And if we're going back in time, young Elvis has got to be on my list.

One day I will learn to say everything I want to say at one time.

Anyway, I'm not into sex with chicks, even ones I find hot (I was 20 once, which of course means I've dabbled in that and I'm well over it at this point), but girls whom I'd love to sit around and smooch on and giggle with are:

Kate Winslet
Scarlett Johannson
PJ Harvey
Charlize Theron
Zooey Deschanel

1. Takeshi Kaneshiro, actually, I would list him 5 times over if I thought it would increase my chances
2. Monica Bellucci, honestly, she's like the hottest woman ever.
3. Jason Marsters
4. Vincent Cassel
5. Masaki Sumitani (aka Razor Ramon Hard Gay), cause he's awesome.

Orlando Bloom is my alternate, cause he's so freaking pretty, though he's not much else.

1. Adrian Brody
2. Sacha Baron Cohen
3. Zach Braff
4. Mehmet Kurtulus (if you don't recognize the name, it's because he's a German actor of Turkish descent-- he was in a German movie called Im Juli, and I basically fell in love with his very odd character)
5. Clive Owen

1. Kate Winslet
2. Claire Danes
3. Isla Fischer
4. Natalie Portman
5. Julia Stiles

This list can change at any time, right? (Though Kate's been the number one for over a decade now.)

1. John Krasinski
2. Conan O'Brien
3. Kevin Nealon
4. Chevy Chase
5. Jason Lee

I have a funny guy fetish and I'm proud.

BRADLEY COOPER!!

My main Alias man! I love him, thanks to whoever reminded me. Vartan is so lame in comparison.

Haha, there's no way I would even ask for a freebie (I respect the vows too much, you sluts ;-) ), but here's my list.

1. David Bowie (yeah, old enough to be my father but I don't care if he doesn't)

2. David J (same)

3. Johnny Depp (same)

4. Christian Bale

5. Cillian Murphy

Okay, you got me. Older men (mostly) with accents (mostly).

1.) Liam Neeson ( I have thought he was hot since Schindler's List)
2.) Jake Gyllenhaal (In Jarhead)
3.) Clive Owens
4.) Warren Beatty (Circa Bonnie and Clyde)
5.) Jean Paul Belmundo (When he was in Godard's Movies)

1. David Beckham (I just drooled on my keyboard)
2. Sean Connery (circa, whenever. Man is hot!)
3. Jason Statham (I do him in Chinatown!)
4. Jake Gyllenhall (I love gay cowboys...and pudding)
5. Nathan Fillion (I've loved him since he was Joey!)

Forgive me if I can't muster the time to IMDb their names to check spelling...

After reading so many people say George Clooney is a given, I will take him off my list and add Paul Bettany in his place. Ahhhhh.

1. Joaquin Pheonix
2. Clive Owen
3. John Stewart
4. Eric Dane (McSteamy)
5. Will Farrel (Oh hell he makes me laugh...who doesn't appreciate that?)

This is my mostly age-appropriate freebie list, because I love me some cerebral men...

1. Viggo Mortenson
2. Christian Bale
3. Edward Norton
4. Jon Stewart
5. David Strathairn

1) Jason Schwartzman
2) Peter Sarsgaard
3) Paul Rudd
4) Demetri Martin
5) Colin Meloy

A lot of people here are listing my alternates, but I haven't seen some others. I would like to also humbly submit the following names for your consideration: Tahmoh Penikett, Michael Muhney, The Rock.

I also like the idea of the same sex list. This is my "willing to have a threesome with" list in no particular order:

Kate Beckinsale
Kate Winslet
Salma Hayek
Tricia Helfer
Gina Torres

Ben-

I am absolutely covered with shame over forgetting Bradley Cooper! Some people may say I'm crazy, but Christian Bale gets booted from my five in light of this new turn of events.

Wow, this is difficult.
Men:

1. Ewan MacGregor
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Gary Oldman
5. Terrence Howard

Women:
1. Cat Power
2. Kate Walsh
3. Jennifer Connelly
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Kate Winslet

Back in Time:
1. Paul Newman
2. Peter O'Toole
3. Gary Cooper
4. Richard Burton
5. Alan Rickman

Musicians:
1. Ryan Adams
2. Bono
3. Johnny Cash (1970s)
4. Robert Plant (1970s)
5. Al Green (1960s)

john krasinski (or maybe jim halpert, i can't decide)
jon stewart
josh holloway
john mayer (pre-jessica simpson)
adam brody

Well, Jesus. Now that we've established my relationship status, I feel even guiltier writing a list. But that said, it's (in no order):

Rachel Weisz
Tina Fey
Kate Winslet
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Mandy Moore

Tina Fey wins on personality alone, since I don't usually dig the skinny chicks.

1. Jon Stewart (It's the smart, funny guy in a suit thing.)
2. Hugh Jackman (Only - and I mean it - if he's in full-on Wolverine mode)
3. Jamie Bamber (Yowza.)
4. David Tennant
5. That guy that was Jake on "Jake 2.0" (I don't care what his name is! Don't care!)

Obligatory threesome: Jon Stewart and Anderson Cooper

This is very difficult, but as quite a lot of people have said, George Clooney and Johnny Depp are absolutely people both I and my fiancee would sleep with given the chance, so they don't need to fight for space on any list.

My current list, in no given order:
Daniel Craig (Casino Royale and Layer Cake - 'nuff said)
Hugh Jackman (I sat through Van Helsing and X-Men 3 for him)
David Tennant (the sexy Doctor - would be even sexier if he got to use his actual Scottish accent)
Christian Bale (have had a crush on him since Little Women)
Viggo Mortensen (I too sat through Hildago for this man)

Honourable mentions: Eric Bana (only good thing in Troy), Antonio Banderas (one word - Desperado), Ewan McGregor (I have seen Moulin Rouge too many times), Adrian Brody and John Cusack

If I were into girls - which I'm not, but these women make me wish I was:
Keira Knightley (although I'd love it if she put on some weight)
Angelina Jolie (another one on both my and my man's list)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (she's so awesome in Secretary)
Hayden Panettiere (best thing on Heroes, and I LOVE that show)
Salma Hayek (again - she's on my fiancee's list too. Again - Desperado, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico)

Honourable mention: Eva Green, Kate Winslet, Tricia Helfer, Gillian Anderson (as long as she DIDN'T do her atrocious Dana Scully voice - she's divine in Bleak House. Much sexier)

1. Ryan Gosling
2. John C. McGinley (or Dr. Cox)
3. Don Cheadle
4. Paul Rudd
5. Seth Rogen

In no particular order:

Edward Norton
Hugh Laurie
Damian Lewis
Chow Yun Fat
Rufus Sewell

In no particular order:

Richard Montoya (of Culture Clash)
Peter Saarsgard
David Duchovny
Jon Stewart
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (before she dropped the "Amber")

...and the gimme: Clooney

1) George Clooney (MY GOD, that picture at the top is delicious.)
2) Paul Rudd
3) Peter Sarsgaaaaaaard, that dirty, dirty boy
4) Ray Winstone (I like bears, too.)
5) Gael Garcia Bernal

Honorable mention: Russell Crowe circa LA Confidential. He can crash my fuck pad anytime.

Swinging on the other side of the jungle, there's
1) Nigella Lawson, that dirty, dirty girl
2) Kate Winslet
3) Salma Hayek
4) Angelina Jolie
5) Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight"--but only as part of a threesome with Clooney.

Oh, wait.... if I do a threesome with Liam Neeson and Colin Firth, can I count them as one? Yes? Thanks!

Well damnitall!

I forgot to add to the girls:

Cate Blanchett
Gina Torres
Eliza Dushku
Kate Winslet
Lucy Lawless! How come no one reminded me about the warrior princess?

And to the boys:

Empire Strikes Back Harrison Ford

Any kind of Taye Diggs

Olivier Martinez. Any way any how any where.

David Duchovny, Bitches! You just know he is a stone cold freak! Red Shoe Diaries anyone? What?!

Lawrence Fishburne a la Matrix - Bonus for picking Gina Torres' husband. Threesome.

I am stopping now.

-Ewan McGregor
-David Tennant (especially if he were wearing the specs)
-George Clooney
-John Mayer (but sometime before the whole Jessica Simpson thing)
-Jennifer Garner

oh yay, we just did this at work last week so I'm all prepared for once!

1. Ewan McGregor (I wouldn't even be nervous since I've already seen the merchandise)

2. David Duchovny (yeah, I'd watch porn with Mulder anytime)

3. Clive Owen (tall dark and sexy voice)

4. Sam Rockwell (glad somebody else mentioned him too, Clementine and Eva, that ass is hot!)

5. Donal Logue (cause I totally get the Tao of Steve and I'm sure he'd make me laugh)

the girls I'd do:

1. Angelina Jolie (but from the Firefox/Gia era, not now)

2. Kate Winslet

3. Drew Barrymore

4. Scarlett Johanssen

5. Katee Sackhoff

Historical mention to Harrison Ford as Han Solo ("I love you"..."I know" - gets me every time), Bono (think Rattle and Hum era) and Jim Morrison...

1. Clive Owen
2. Ioan Gruffudd
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Jason Isaacs
5. Jeremy Irons

Yeah...I have a thing for Brits and Welshmen. Gene Kelly and Cary Grant would be included as well, except for that whole dead thing they have going.

1. David Bowie
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. George Clooney
4. Edward Norton
5. Orlando Bloom

If I wasn't a tight arse who would never, ever allow my partner to sleep with anyone on his list under any circumstance, these would be my five...

1. Chistopher Eccleston
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Irving
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Gerard Way (blonde)

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Keira Knightley
3. Penelope Cruz
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Jessica Biel

David Duchovny - smart, funny, sexy and a bottom lip I could just suck on for days...
George Clooney - I mean, you need a reason?
Christian Bale - Batman, the reason I learned to read
Jeremy Bloom - in the snow, preferably
Robert Griffith - Free Safey, SD Chargers, trust me (and check out his picks in Bad Boy Underwear...

Guys

1. Hugh Laurie
- Are there any other men?
2. Matt Damon
3. Boomhauer (King of the Hill)
4. Steve Buchemi (Shut up.)
5. Matthew Perry

Girls
1. Lauren Graham
2. Becky Wahlstrom (Joan of Arcadia - Grace)
3. Emily Van Camp
4. Liza Weil
5. Jessica Biel

Damn, can I add Sean Bean to my list?

1. David Duchonvny
2. Michael Stipe
3. Ewan McGregor
4. Paul Rudd
5. Vincent D'Onofrio (Bloated, non-bloated, or even bloated as a bleached blonde former coke head with no nose. Just...unf.)

Real Celebrity list:
1) John Krasinski
2) Trey Parker (yes, from South Park-I can't explain the attraction)
3) Nathan Fillion
4) David Duchovny
5) Ty Pennington (if I taped his mouth shut and he fixed my shower afterwards)

Fictional Character list:
1) Jayne Cobb
2) Jim Halpert (swoon)
3) Dr. Greg House
4) Trent Lane (Jane's older brother from "Daria")
5) Malcolm Reynolds

To be perfectly honest, I'd probably sleep with the entire "Firefly" crew, with the exception of Book.

Man, y'all have filled my head with some thoughts! Goodness me. Well, I will regret this IMMEDIATELY after typing it, but here goes,

1. Anthony Kiedis, I've loved him since I was a wee small girl (like, 8) and I saw him live this past fall and it was almost too much for me just being 100 feet away. If I'd been any closer I would've dropped out of college to become a groupie.
2. Tahmoh Penikett, Helo is my television husband
3. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, another one I've seen in person, he was less than 50 feet from me at a Bill Clinton lecture here at UMiami and I was so damn distracted the whole time. Shameful.
4. Heath Ledger (circa 10 Things... if I could get it, but he's still pretty damn hot)
5. Christian Bale

I'm working under the assumption that Clooney and Jolie are givens. Also, there's a lot of people I left off, but I'm not married yet! Maybe I still have time to whittle things down a little ;)

And I will not apologize for liking tall, beefcake like men. At least most of these ones can also speak coherently (Not Kiedis, love you baby, but you're a little too surfer for me).

Men:
1. Harrison Ford (well, like twenty years ago. ish. I don't think I ever got over Han Solo.)
2. Chistopher Eccleston
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Adam Baldwin
5. Eric Bana (I'm pretending that he wasn't in any movies that came out this weekend.)

Women:
1. Eliza Dushku (I've had a crush on her since middle school)
2. Grace Park
3. Rosario Dawson
4. Ellen Page (although that's more out of a crush on the character she played in X-Men)
5. Jessica Alba

Late to the party again, damnit. Well, for those with the patience for list #247:

Neil Peart (Okay, I KNOW. Don't judge me. He's hardly a Randroid at all anymore.)

Peter Gabriel

Bob Geldof (see above re: not judging)

Salma Hayek

Terry Pratchett

Yes, I AM a freak. Why do you ask?

You bitches already slept with my entire list! Good thing I'm not above sloppy seconds.

5) Nathon Fillion -- And this is just from residual Firefly love. If "Waitress" ever actually comes to my town, I may melt into a pile of quivering goo.

4) Jensen Ackles -- He cannot be beat for sheer prettiness.

3) Jason Statham -- Hot body, hot accent, sexy smirk. . .

2) Stephen Colbert -- If Jon Stewart or Amy Sedaris wants to join us, I'm down with that. Just not his wife.

1) John Krasinski -- We're getting married. You all are invited to the wedding.

It's hard to narrow it down to five!

Colin Firth
Jon Stewart
Hugh Jackman
Scott Patterson
Milo Ventimiglia

Jensen Ackles too, but he's prettier than most girls, and hence I feel sort of out-prettied by him... and then I start to feel like eating ice cream and putting on my comfy jammies.

"1) John Krasinski -- We're getting married. You all are invited to the wedding."

Aww, that's sweet of you Spazzy. Hey, did anyone claim Steve Carell? I'd hit it.

1. robert downey jr. - he's just hot. disregarding his laughable performance in fur, he's such a talented actor. and he's hot. did i mention the hot?

2. gerard butler - he stole me in dear frankie.

3. jason schwartzman - he just has this modest hotness about him.

4. sam rockwell - i'm glad other people mentioned him. he seems like he could definitely give a girl a run for her money!

5. keifer sutherland - the jack bauer appeal.

The Mens:

Ewan McGregor

Peter Skaarsgard

Eddie Izzard (WHAT?)

Vincent D'Onofrio

Takeshi Kaneshiro

The Ladies:

Eva Mendes

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Lucy Liu

Liv Tyler, though she's a smidge young

Angelina Jolie, if I'm really being honest

Can I throw in the Take Home Chef? He is fucking YUMMY.

This list is not complete without seven, but oh well:

1. Christian Bale
2. Milo Ventimiglia
3. James Purefoy
4. Paul Newman (as Brick Pollitt)
5. Daniel Craig

FREEBIE: Prince Philip from Disney's Sleeping Beauty (he's fake, so why not?)

Totally forgot these 5, must re-tool my list:

Adam Brody (love me some Adam)
Sacha Baron Cohen (whoever reminded me, THANK YOU)
Prince Harry (can't help myself)
Jim Morrison (if I could go back in time)
Paul Bettany (glad to know it's not just me)
Elvis!! (how could I miss that one?)
Prince Eric, from Disney's The Little Mermaid (animated sex on a stick)

so, assuming Johnny Depp has been established as an assumed #0, my top 5 are:

0. Johnny Depp
1. John Krasinski
2. Adam Brody
3. Sacha Baron Cohen
4. Jon Stewart
5. Paul Rudd

Honorable Mentions to:

Hyde, from That 70s Show (the character AND Danny Masterson himself)

Rivers Cuomo from Weezer (...anyone else?)

Brandon Boyd of Incubus

Paul Bettany

Prince Harry

Oh, and whoever said Hard Gay, I LOVE YOU!!!!

haha, just noticed i forgot to change the number as I added more to my "forgot to add" list...make that "Forgot to add these 7"!!

Men:

Matt Damon
Paul Rudd
Christian Bale
Eddie Izzard
James Spader

Ladies:

Selma Hayek
Charisma Carpenter
Gina Torres
Gillian Anderson
Maggie Gyllenhaal

And now, in no particular order of sexiness...
1. John Mayer. It's those lips, those songs, his humor...he's just very attractive to me. Shaddap.
2. John Krasinski. His smile is just gorgeous, he seems like a funny and sweet guy, and I'd like to slap his ass. What?
3. Matthew McConaughey. I watched Sahara just because he was in it. SAHARA. He owes me a romp or five.
4. Val Kilmer. Listen, this is a long standing attraction and I'm pretty sure I could get him to bring the Batsuit. Or maybe the Jim Morrison pants, whichever.
5. Christian Bale. He has always been most sexable, but that Batsuit. He'll be glad that Batman Begins put him on my list.
If you see any of these men, let them know I'm looking for them.

All-time:
Cyd Charisse--The best.
Leslie Parrish--Yowza. Just yowza.
Lesley-Anne Down--Rrrrrrroooowrrrr.
Daniela Bianchi--Not the first Bond Girl, but the best. Holy Crap.
Claudette Colbert

Nowadays:
Salma Hayek
Caroline Dhavernas
Connie Britton
Christine Ebersole-Even if she wasn't hot, I'd hit it for that voice alone.
Michelle Pfeiffer

I'm late to the game, but here they are

1. Christian Bale
2. Jeremy Sisto (played Billy Chenoweth on "Six Feet Under)
3. Philip Seymour Hoffman
4. Ira Glass
5. Mirah

Ziyi Zhang
Jessica Alba
Keira Knightly
Rosario Dawson
Sarah Chalke

I think just about any person EVER is a given for me and I'm going to try not to make 9 separate lists so here we go:

NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
-Simon Pegg (SO glad to see him getting love. I have been convinced of his husbandly merits ever since I started watching "Spaced")

-Chris Pontius (He's dirty. Probably lame in the sack...and very possibly disease ridden. But SWEET JESUS do I love that man. His laugh...Oh!)

-Christian Bale (He's just so LOVELY.)

-Rafe Spall (Ideally as a threesome with Paddy Considine. With Mustaches. But honestly, I'd take Rafe on his own.)

-Rufus Sewell

Whew, this will not be easy!

Edward Norton (OK, that one's not so tough).
Seth Green.
Thom Yorke.

OK, those three were easy, but...oh my...

Oh yes, John Cusack.

One more...goodness, ladies, I don't know how you were able to make room for a token woman on the list when there are so many lovely fellas to choose from!

Well, I'd never kick Pierce Brosnan out of bed.

OK, I think I can sleep easy with those choices. Hmmm, on second thought, I'm not sure I'll be sleeping anytime soon!

1. Matt Damon circa "Good Will Hunting".

2.John Krasinski...oh Jim.

3.Ryan Gosling...I loved "The Notebook". So there.

4. Cillian Murphy...mmmm, Irish accent...see "Intermission"

5. Christian Bale...ever since he was in "Little Women" and "Newsies"...seize the day, indeed.

An undoubted list...

1. Gerard Butler (loved him for years, so happy people are starting to appreciate this one!)
2. Morris Chestnut (just...yeah)
3. Brad Pitt (have you ever seen one of his love scenes? It's a given)
4. Clive Owen (another long love)
5. Vin Diesel (not good-looking, just really hot)

And if I was going the other way-

1. Natalie Portman
2. Jessica Biel
3. Gillian Anderson
4. Eva Mendes
5. Kristen Bell

The first two are in order -
1. Scott Speedman - that smile is killer.
2. Robbie Williams - he looks like he hasn't bathed, or slept in weeks. Like he smells constantly of sweat, dirt, whiskey, cigarettes and other men. He'll probably give me a disease... and I do NOT CARE.

Then in no order
3. Patrick Dempsey (but not because of the McDreamy thing... I actually have always had a crush on him even in Outbreak)
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Denzel Washington

Angelina (but not how she is now all skinny and boring... eat something and pour blood in a vial please!) and Kate Walsh (or is it Addison?? I dont know!) are my girls.

Ed Norton
Alessandro Nivola
Ewan McGregor
Loren Dean
Jason Lee

if i were a switchhitter - Zooey Deschanel

Sorry, Jason, I just remembered my girlish love for Jonathan Crombie (Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables). I loved him! Still love him...

These lists are making me feel like when we used to climb ropes in gym class.

So I'm the only person turned on by Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead--sue me. - ak

No way. Tim Roth AND Gary Oldman? Hot. It's my favourite play in the world though, so I'm biased.

To the (real) list. I've left off a bunch of the guys who turn me on because they're funny (except for Hugh), because let's face it: these lists are all about the sex. That's why George is on EVERYONE'S list.

1. Hugh Laurie is without a doubt at the top, and has been for some time. There is very, very little doubt he will be unseated any time soon. The rest are in no particular order.

2. Ioan Griffudd - this goes back to when I was 17, and had it baddddddd for Horatio Hornblower. I can't wait to see Silver Surfer, that how bad I've got it.

3. Clive Owen. Manliest man that ever manned.

4. Nathan Fillion, as if I need to explain. (Is he really the #1, as it seems so far? Could you guys pretty please tally these results?) Plus, he's Canadian!

5. Adrien Brody. He's a modelizer and all, but something about him gives me an immediate physical reaction.

Honorary mentions: Stephen Colbert, Simon Pegg (to soon to tell, but I've got a thing for redheads), Orlando Bloom (shut up), Scruffy!Norrington (also known as Jack Davenport), Alan Rickman (if only for the voice...).

And if I were to go for the ladies:

1. Salma Hayek (smart AND hella hot!)
2. Gina Torres
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal - like Adrien, oddly hot
4. Willow (did someone say smart and hot?)
5. Emma Thompson

Cillian Murphy

Jon Krasinski

Ryan Gosling

Jake Gyllenhaal

Vincent D'Onofrio

I came back to see what extra yumminess everyone had added, and someone has reminded me that Dennis Quaid should have been on my list, because Rrrwowr.

1) Seth Rogen

2) Jon Krazinski

3) Nic Newsham

4) Damien Kulash

5) Joseph McIntyre (around age 20)

Louise - yes, I'm afraid so. Twisted and wrong, but he is my only happy thought regarding the present administration. Every time there was a press conference, I would squeal like a 13-yr old at a Hanson concert.

Bill Murray
Cate Blanchett
Lucy Lawless (would have to be in her Xena outfit)
Helen Mirren
Jennifer Connelly - can't believe she hasn't been mentioned more often!!!

Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeff Bridges and Nigella Lawson all get a very honourable mention.

Clooney/Depp - givens
John Cusack - old times sake

1. Alan Rickman (past or present day - he still has that Voice that makes me want to do dirty things)
2. Christopher Eccleston
3. Daniel Craig (Bond put him in a new light)
4. Nathan Fillion
5. James Purefoy/Kevin McKidd/Roy Stevenson (alone or in various combos - Rome has put them on my list forever)

Backward in time: The combo of Timothy Dalton/Anthony Hopkins from The Lion in Winter (fine looking youths)

Johnny Depp
Ryan Gosling
Channing Tatum
Ryan Reynolds
Brad Pitt

That was easy.

I'm going to cheat like crazy here.
These are in no particular order-

Boys:
George Clooney is a given so he's not even really on the list
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Sufjan Stevens - not because I particularly like his music, but come on! Have you seen a picture of the man?
3. Milo Ventimiglia
4. will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas
5. Adam Brody

Honorable mentions: John Cusack because well, obviously, Conan O'Brien because he makes me laugh.

Girls:
1. Keira Knightley - supposedly I look like her
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Gisele Bundchen (Oh shut up)

Honorable mentions: Julia Stiles (sometimes), in theory, Scarlett Johansson because she's gorgeous, but she seems sort of empty, like she'd spend most of it staring at the ceiling.

Time Machine:
1. David Byrne - Talking Heads era. Actually I'd probably do the whole band
2. The young, I repeat young, Alan Alda. M*A*S*H era.
3. Sam Seaborn on the West Wing (Rob Lowe) (I don't care that he's fictional)
4. The young and skinny Matthew Perry. See his appearance on the West Wing
5. Lillian Gish

Wow, somehow I got away with 20 names on a 5 name list.

Erin MJ - Terry Pratchett? I love you.

To be perfectly honest, I'd probably sleep with the entire "Firefly" crew, with the exception of Book.
I think I might do Book, too.
Especially if he had the Big!Damn!Hair!

I forgot about musicians:
Either/both Johns from TMBG

I also realized that I had no orientation-compatable people on my list (all those men are allegedly straight), so:
Stephen Merrit for some actually gay (and musician, and genius) love.

wow that list is embarassingly long.

Whew - this is a tough one. Here goes:

Gerard Butler - seriously, don't make me cut you; also, see Ranylt's post

Christian Bale - I really believe that man would do naughty things to me and be completely dedicated in that naughtiness, and I would totally let him

Kyle Chandler - seriously, WHY is this man not more famous? Utterly lickable.

Morris Chestnut, Boris Kodjoe, and Henry Simmons - yes, all at once.

Mike Rowe - dirty, indeed. And then I would require an aria sung to me post coitus, 'cause he's just that kind of fuckin' renaissance man

Oded Fehr (especially with the long hair), Sendhil Ramamurthy, and Russell Wong - yes, all at once - gotta problem with that?

Honorable mentions:
Victor Webster, Clive Owen, Daniel Craig (he JUST missed the list), Charlie Hunnam (good grief, he was scrumptious in Green Street Hooligans), Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, Scott Patterson, Cristián de la Fuente, Til Schweiger, Thomas Kretschmann (next to Kyle Chandler, he was the best thing about that crappy tripe King Kong), Jimmy Jean-Louis, Patrick Warburton, Keanu Reeves, Benicio del Toro, Rupert Everett (before the plastic surgery), yada yada. I could be here all year, folks. As I have said before - I sincerely appreciate the male form.

I definately forgot Bradley Whitford, Sean Bean, and Alan Rickman. Also Jamie Bamber of former Horatio Hornblower fame and current Battlestar Galactica recognition. I must also admit to a thing for Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, though only the first season without the beard. And finally Hugh Dancy, another British import.

1. Ryan Reynolds (I used to watch "Two Guys A Girl And A Pizza Place" religiously, just to look at him)
2. Marlon Brando as Stanley from Streetcar Named Desire. (I know he's dead, but he was sooooo hot in that movie.)
3. Christian Bale (Ever since Newsies...I also had a crush on the boy with the eyepatch, but that one did not stand the test of time)
4. Jason David Frank (He was the Green/White Power Ranger. Do NOT mock me. He is hot. I had a gigantic crush on him when I was 13 and I'm sure he's still hot)
5. Vin Diesel (the arms...THE ARMS)

1. Jenna Fisher
2. Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage) circa 1995
3. Maggie Gyllenhall
4. Heather Locklear (consistently hot for almost 30 years.
5. Nathalie Portman

honorable mentions are Viggo Mortensen (only as Aragorn), Gerard Butler (only as the Phantom, the mask is hot), Jason Lewis, and Eric Schweig (only as Uncas in Last of the Mohicans)

1. Jeff Hardy
2. Colin Farrell
3. Famke Janssen (oh yes. the woman outranks a number of men.)
4. Terry O'Quinn
5. Stephen Colbert

Dammit - I forgot to add Gabriel Macht (I was totally, "Colin who?" after seeing American Outlaws) and Hugh Jackman to the honorable mentions. So much lusciousness, so little time.

1. Christian Bale (I know I'm on the bandwagon with this one but he's always been on the list)
2. Ewan McGregor
3. "Jake Ryan" (I know his real name is Michael Schoeffling but I think he's best known as "Jake")
4. Leonardo DiCaprio (never gave him much thought, then I saw "The Departed"--so sexy I almost couldn't stand it)
5. Paul Rudd (seems funny, laidback and playful, which is always makes for a good time in the bedroom)

Honorable mention: Bruce Willis (I know he's getting old but I still think he's hot)

Shit, rai, thanks for reminding me about Ryan Reynolds and the young Marlon Brando. Man, back in the day, I'd have TOTALLY done him five different ways. And the fact that he was possibly bi would have just made him all the hotter to me.

Ryan Reynolds, I just want to lick.

As long as Lauren Graham is nothing like her Lorelai Gilmore character in real life, TOTALLY. I can't lie and say I haven't checked out her supreme ass many times.

Wow, it's like a bi convention around here! But I won't say "if" I went for the girls, I *would* go for both. Besides, you get ten freebies that way. Heee.

prairiegirl, OMG, "Jake Ryan." I want to do him on a glass table with cake everywhere.

Now I'm going to have GREAT dreams.

Kathy - I totally get the Eddie Izzard thing! In or out of drag I still love him!
Now my list,
1. Sam Elliott when he was younger - heck even now his growly voice curls my toes!
2. Colin Farrell - yeah he's greasy and looks a bit dirty and I don't care! HOT!
3. Jason Stratham - Yummy!
4. Brendan Frasier - just too cute and his bod in George of the Jungle was insane! It made babysitting tolerable!
5. John Cusak - Just because I've loved him since I was 13!
Also honorable mention to two redheads: Simon Pegg and Seth Green. (What?? He's funny! and cute and a kinda dorky way)

Oh, jeez. How could I have forgotten Mike Rowe? I've definitely got some dirty jobs I'd like him to do. Sorry, Salma, you've been displaced.

Suze, right backatcha - anyone who quadruples the nasty is my kinda girl.

1. Wentworth Miller (those eyes!)
2. Ryan Reynolds (just...