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I'm all over this.

1. Greg Kinnear
2. Tony Romo
3. Zachary Quinto
4. Ed Westwick
5. Christian Bale

I don't like girls.

1. Rosario Dawson
2. Kiera Knightly
3. Nathan Fillion
4. The Rock
5. Ellen Page/Vin Diesel (can't pick. can't)

It's definitely a good idea to update this list yearly, things do change.

1.David Duchovny
2.Robert Downey Jr.
3.Clive Owen
4.Kevin McKidd
5.James McAvoy

I'd give honorable mention to Henry Ian Cusick too. Cause I have a major boner for the Scots apparently.

1. Bill Murray
2. Rachel Weiss
3. Cillian Murphy
4. Natalie Portman
5. David Bowie

Javier Bardem
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Eric Bana
Colin Firth
Ryan Gosling

1. Edie Falco (Yup.)
2. George Clooney
3. David Duchovny
4. Helen Mirren
5. Carly Smithson

Wow- being honest with strangers feels great.

1. alanis morrissette (take that, dustin!)
2. robert downey jr. a la fur
3. adrian grenier (i like his fluffy hair)
4. gavin rossdale
5. shannyn sossamon (despite naming her child audio science)

1. Diane Lane
2. Laura Linney
3. Melora Hardin (the Office)
4. Gina Gershon
5. Sally Field

Yay!

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Christian Bale
3. Jason Bateman
4. Barack Obama
5. Tina Fey

Sorry to be so predictable:

1. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Alicia Keys
4. Serena Williams (no, really)
5. Angelina Jolie

Guy I'd go gay for: Prince

Tommy Lee Jones
Jean Luc Picard (the character, not the actor)
Robert Downey, Jr.
Conan O'Brien
Alan Rickman

1. Christian Bale
2. Milo Ventimiglia
3. Joaquin Phoenix (sans the alcoholism)
4. Lee Pace
5. Daniel Radcliffe (as Harry Potter)

Honorary Mention: Alan Rickman

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Clive Owen
4. Christian Bale
5. This spot rotates - right now it would either by Jason Segel or Tahmoh Penikett

David - Even though I think Tony Romo is a total chochball, I still love that you picked him. I'm so ready to watch the Cowboys play again. Seriously, is it football season yet?

Natalie Portman
Zooey Deschanel
Clémence Poésy
Megan Fox
Alexis Bledel

my future wife will have the same list.

i'm sure of it.

There's a new addition to my list. Recently I've been overloading on Leonardo Dicaprio movies so he's escalated to the top.

1-Leonardo Dicaprio(In his bad fake South African accent in Blood Diamond, mate that was sexy)

2-Brad Pitt (Cos he'll always be on my list)

3-Taye Diggs (The smile just nails it man)

4-T.I (I love me some bad boy

5- Rafeal Nadal (He had me at Wimbledon. Sexy gurnts and all)

1. James McAvoy
2. Taylor Kitsch
3. Clive Owen
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Ryan Gosling

1. Christian Bale
2. Christian Bale
3. Christian Bale
4. Brandon Boyd
5. James McAvoy

In no particular order.

1. Tina Fey
2. Jean Luc Picard (in uniform)
3. Robert Downey Jr. (as Iron Man/Tony Stark)
4. Hugh Jackman (*sigh* yes as Wolverine. Rowr!)
5. The Rock. In a heartbeat. In public. On a train. On a plane. Anywhere.

1. Sarah Silverman
2. Diane Lane
3. Halle Barry
4. Alyssa Milano
5. Ashley Judd

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal - wow, Secretary, wow! Thank you Pajiba
2. Kristen Bell
3. Natalie Portman
4. Lara Logan - won my over via the Daily Show
5. Tiny Fey

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Amy Adams
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Barack Obama
5. James Mcavoy

Out of these, I think only Cate is on my ultimate list, but these lovelies have been having a good year.

Honorable mentions: Ellen Page, Brangelina, Will Smtih, Gillian Anderson

Oh, yeah, Tina Fey. Tina Fey.

Salma Hayek had a kid and is dating some French guy.

1. Michael Vartan
2. Tom Brady
3. Andy Roddick
4. Gavin Rossdale
5. Trent Reznor

Honorable mentions: Derek Jeter and Ryan Reynolds

Forgot the honourable male mentions:

RDJ
Mr. Bale
Asif Mandvi

Mommy, what is a chochball?

1. Evangeline Lilly
2. Kristen Bell (stickin' with the old standby)
3. Ryan Reynolds (I'll fight you for him, Dustin.)
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Clive Owen
3. Colin Firth
4. Christian Bale
5. Franka Potente

1. Heather Wahlquist
2. Lindsey Lohan
3. Jessica Biel
4. Jennifer Connolly
5. Matt Damon

1- Ed Norton (Rowr)
2- Robert Downey Jr. (I mean, come on)
3- Katee Sackoff (Hell, anyone from BSG, really- but she'd be my first choice)
4-Ralph/Joseph Fiennes (Whichever of them was willing. I can be flexible.)
5- Lara Logan (I saw her Daily Show interview and was one smitten kitten)

Apparently, I like folks with a bit of attitude! Mmmm....sexy, sexy attitude...

In no particular order...

1. Ellen Page
2. Isla Fischer
3. Johnny Depp
4. Famke Janssen
5. Eva Mendez

Who i would cornhole first

1. Johnny Depp (no other option for any penetration)
2. Famke Janssen (she looks like she'd beg for it)
3. Ellen Page (just so i wouldn't get her preggers)
4. Isla Fischer (might take a drink or 2 to get her there, and right now I have bills to pay)
5. Eva Mendez (she seems like she may be boring in the sack...ergo, no sense of adventure)

aw man

in no particular order:

Megan Fox
Kristen Bell
Princess Leia
Sarah McLachlan
Hermione (it's ok, she's legal now)

Aubrey,

Don't even start with it. I'm chomping at the bit waiting for preseason kickoff.

I'm unfortunately a Jets fan (famliy obligations) so Chad Pennington used to occupy that spot, but since he can now go suck a tailpipe, I've adopted Romo. Who cares that he chokes hard? His smile melts ice, true story.

1. Robert Downey, Jr

2. George Clooney

3. Taye Diggs

4. Nathan Fillion

5. Hugh Jackman

Jean, Nadal and Federer are on my honorable mentions list after the other two. That match was awesome. I don't even understand tennis, but I watched until the end.

So much pretty.

I think I have a thing for athletes.

boogs I'm with you on the Prince love...but it would have to be pre-born again Prince. Purple Rain Prince. Maybe even Graffiti Bridge Prince since he would be more vulnearable due to a cinematic flop.

1. Eric Bana (mmmmmm)
2. Gerard Butler
3. Sean Bean
4. Christian Bale
5. Russell Crowe

Well what do you know, my list has changed since last year (Clooney is in the snub corner because of the ditzy chick episode).

1. Christopher Ecclestone
2. Christian Bale
3. David Tennant
4. Socalledonlycousins (because he is a real gentleman)
5. Colin Firth (Ranylt, I prostrate myself before you for whatever punishment you feel the need to dole out because of this admission, but I can't help it, ever since In Bruges, I've had a warm fuzzy feeling about him).
I'd love to put Barack on there, but I live in Chicago and that might not go down so well with Michelle.

1. robert downey jr
2. javier bardem
3. daniel craig
4. jason statham
5. mark messier

Oh, baby....this picks up a slow Thursday big-time...

1) Robert Downey Jr (Ironman costume optional)
2) Christian Bale (Batsuit optional, Tumbler a big plus)
3) Clive Owen (guns and a tux a HUGE PLEASE?????)
4) Ray Stevenson
5) David Tennant

girl I'd switch teams for, now and always:
Kate Winslet

In no particular order:

Kristen Wiig
Michelle Trachtenberg
Megan Fox
Johnny Depp
Courtney Galiano (So You Think You Can Dance)

good call on Nadal, I'd bang his tennis skills

And yes, Socalled does qualify as a legitimate celebrity on this site!

we're not strangers, Miskubelik, we're just strange.

does it have to be real people? what about if i totally get hot 'n' bothered by a character someone has played, but not the person themselves? i was obsessed with Penny Lane, but i can't stand Kate Hudson.

1) Zooey Deschanel
2) Selma Blair
3) Audrey Tautou (but not really- Amélie Poulain is what it's really about)
4) Regina Spektor
5) Jude Law or Bruce Willis (but more so because i want to be like them, not with them.

the whole AC/DC thing raises an interesting point, though. are we pitching or catching? because if i'm pitching, then it's definitely Dane Cook. i could go on that for hours. with my fist.

do ear canals stretch?

1. Christian Bale... because gorgeous, smart, terrific actor, and down-to-earth is always on the list.
2. Cate Blanchett... a perennial favourite because a blend of intelligence, grace and ethereal beauty is always on the list.
3. James McAvoy... smooth accent + chivalrous + fun.
4. Ellen Page AND/OR Amy Adams... cutesy + smart.
5. Rafael Nadal... because, holy cow, he's a sexy beast.

Goddammit....

I need to take out Eva Mendez and put in Anne Hathaway. Thereby...she comes in at number 3 on the buttsecks list and Ellen and Isla move down.

1. Sam Roberts
2. Eric Bana
3. Sean Bean
4. Mick Jagger
5. Christian Bale. Don't forget to bring the Batsuit when you come a'callin.....

PaddyDog, I think maybe you mean Colin Farrell.

1. Kristen Bell
2. Mary Louis-Parker
3. Emily VanCamp
4. Sarah Chalke
5. Mandy Moore

Is this like last years where it's just assumed that Angelina Jolie is a given? 'Cause if not, just move everyone down a spot.

Amanda:

You can't do that listing the same name over and over again thing because it just causes huge problems when Mr. PaddyDog sees it and re-opens the argument about how he has Ashley Judd in all five spots so I should be content with only one person also.

1. John Krasinski (Yeah, he's still on my freebie list. What can I say? I was late getting into The Office...)
2. Edward Norton
3. Daniel Radcliffe (I'm not usually a cougar, but did you SEE those Equus pictures? Grrowr!)
4. Clive Owen
5. Seth Green

And if Michael Stipe only talks dirty to me, I don't think that would count against my 5, right? Right.

Sean, you're right, I did mean Colin Farrell, but if Colin Firth were to show up on my doorstep and had a free couple of hours I wouldn't complain either.

I'm tempted to just list Christian Bale five times, but on the slightly off chance that I'm not on his list:
1. Christian Bale
2. Katee Sackhoff (and I don't think it's just a girl crush)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Jon Stewart
5. Joaquin Phoenix (What, angst really turns me on! I wanted to EAT HIM UP in Gladiator)

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Clive Owen
3. Kate Winslet
4. Johnny Depp
5. Jim Sturgess

Christian Bale
Johnny Knoxville
David Duchovny
Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs)
James McAvoy

1. PissBoy
2. PissBoy
3. PissBoy
4. Shadows
5. PissBoy

1. Christian Bale
2. Hugh Jackman (YES in Wolverine mode!!!!)
3. Christian Bale
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Christian Bale.

Fair enough, Paddy.

1) Joss Stone
2) Kristen Bell
3) Claire Danes
4) Tina Fey
5) The entire cast of Buffy (SMG, Hannigan, Dushku, Trachtenberg and Anya whatsherfrick). YES THIS DOES COUNT AS ONE CHOICE! I'VE EVEN GOT PROPS AND COSTUMES FIGURED OUT FOR THIS ONE, SO YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!

[...it involves a picnic basket fulla vibrating things and slippery stuff and tarp and, and... and... I gotta go for a minute. Excuse me...]

In no particular order (except of who I'd bang the hardest first):

Michelle Trachtenberg
Kate Winslet
Isla Fischer
Rachel Weiss
Nathan Fillion (he looks like a snuggler)

Honorable Mentions (in case someone bails):
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Cate Blanchett

Freebie I'd threesome with my partner:
Kate Winslet

1. Timothy Olyphant
2. Christian Bale
3. James McAvoy
4. Takeshi Kaneshiro (future face of Armani Men & star of House of Flying Daggers, since the news broke he's been on my mind...)
5. Josh Hartnett (he looked really good in those suits in Black Dahlia, okay.

My top choices for this contest are as follows:

5. Sarah Jessica Parker
4. Tyra Banks
3. Reba McEntire
2. Jenna Elfman
1. My beautiful wife, Connie.

clive owen
gerard butler
robert downey jr
christian bale
angel (less commonly known as, david boreanaz)

honorable mentions: mr hottie McScottie and angelina jolie in wanted!! wow.

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Barack Obama
3. Christian Bale
4. Johnny Depp
5. Ryan Gosling

I would switch teams in a second for Angeline Jolie or Uma Thurman...

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Megan Fox
3. Kate Winslet
4. Tina Fey
5. Penelope Cruz

I'm glad to see David Duchovny getting so much love!!! He's always been on the list for me! I can only have 5, though?? That will be tough.

1. Julian McMahon - sleezy sumbitch...bet he'd fuck my brains out, though!

2. Dax Shepard - I don't know why, so don't even ask! Maybe he'd bring along Kristen Bell!!

3. Kris Lemche (Canadian actor [Ginger Snaps, My Little Eye, etc.]) - I would WRECK that kid!

4. David Duchovny - 12-year crush and still goin' strong, baby!! Leave that bitch wife at home!

5. Clive Owen - I bet he's one dirrrrty shag!!

And there's like 200 more, so.... I'll always have substitutions, should someone not be able to fulfill their duties!

Conrad, you friggin' douchbag - for one: IT'S NOT A CONTEST, and two: YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR OWN GODDAMED WIFE!

Seriously, you're like a friggin' scab. A pus-filled boil, even.

In no particular order:

Jennifer Connelly
Kristen Bell
Rachael Bilson
Helen Mirren (seriously... I would totally bang Helen Mirren)
Amy Adams

Daniel Craig
Dewayne Johnson
Antonio Banderas
Salma Hayek
Tanya Memme

Teresa good call on Takeshi Kaneshiro, that guy is smokin'. The other guy from HoFD, Andy Lau,is also not too shabby. As my mother would say, I wouldn't kick either one of them out of bed for eating crackers!

5. Mary Louise-Parker (but not Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
4. Kevin McKidd (but not Kevin Nealon)
3. Jason Bateman (but not Justine Bateman)
2. Eliza Dushku (but not Eliza Doolittle?)
1. Isla Fisher (but definitely not Fisher Stevens)

I hope you enjoyed the post. I thought I'd be able to carryover a theme as I went down the list, but it truly wasn't worth the effort for your approval...

I just have to say, twig's #5 cracked me up. Interesting pair to try to choose from!

1. The Bale
2. The Boreanaz
3. The Reynolds
4. The Harris (Neil Patrick or Xander, either works)
5. Mandy Moore

Skittimus:

I think I love you.

Wow Leah, every single one on your list I went "mmm hmm, yeah, totally, yes, alright!"

So I'm a gonna take you list but make two changes of personal preference.

1. James McAvoy
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Isla Fisher
4. Justin Theroux
5. Ryan Gosling

1) Christian Bale
2) James McAvoy
3) Ralph Fiennes
4) Christopher Eccleston
5) Michael Cera

Conrad...is your wife's name really Connie? Cuz that's just tragic.

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. David Duchovny
3. James McAvoy
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Jason Dohring

Yum.

Oh, and Mattieu Almaric.

1. Peter Krause
2. Andre Benjamin
3. Lauren Ambrose
4. Steve Buscemi
5. Lindsay Lohan

What can I say? Men, I like 'em skinny and weird. Women, give me a saucy, flame-haired vixen.

1. Clive Owen
2. David Tennant
3. Gareth David-Lloyd
4. David Hewlett
5. Ben Gibbard

Girl I'd switch teams for: Gwen Stefani.

I HAVE NO SHAME. And I am a ginormous geek, so there you are.

1.Brangelina
2.Robert Downey, Jr.
3.Will Smith
4.Daniel Day Lewis
5.Tahmoh Penikett

Tanner...i too debated putting Helen Mirren on my list. I even had to google her name to remember if it was a double-R in Mirren. Then I got caught up looking at pictures. Then I daydreamed for a bit. Then I had to get up from my cubicle and find the broom closet for a few minutes. So since she and I have already shagged today, she has been bumped from the list.

...And she used her tattooed hand to touch me.

Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs Dirty Boy)
Ryan Reynolds
Matt Damon
Clive Owen
Jason Statham

But really, Mike Rowe could take all five spots and I would be okay with that.

In no particular order:

Kate Winslet
Columbus Short
Taylor Kitsch
Crush from American Gladiators
Nathan Fillion

1. Stephen Colbert (yes, really)
2. Christian Bale/Robert Downey, Jr. (there's no way I can decide between them)
4. David Boreanaz
5. Don Cheadle

PissBoy..I started giggling uncontrollably for five minutes. Awesome, simply awesome.

And I hate you for taking my idea first.

Agh, I forgot Jason Dohring...but who to bump from the list?

1. Christian Bale
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Henry Ian Cusick
4. Eric Bana
5. Natalie Portman

Honorable mention to Jack White, the ugly guy I want to bone.

as a longtime lurker, here goes my first comment:

1. christian bale
2. steve zahn
3. ed norton
4. shia labeouf
5. george clooney

yummy!

1. Eric Bana
2. Christian Bale
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Thomas Jane

I remain completely convinced that at this point sex with a guy other than my husband would just be a messy, sweaty-not-in-a-good-way clusterfuck of me being like "seriously, what part of what I like are you not getting here, asshole?" Therefor I reserve the right to complicate my list:

Sex with:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Gillian Anderson, in 90's hairstyle OR todays, whatever she's feelin' like.

dear-lord-everything-close-to-sex fun times with:
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Eric Bana
5. Taylor Kitsch (but not of the Snakes on a Plane variety. ick)

My friend Arwen (yes her name is from LOTR) and I would describe as a chochball (or chatchball? we've never really agreed on a spelling) as a male in a striped shirt, collar popping optional, who wears a lot of hair gel, is kind of dumb, and calls everyone "bra." And if you live in the District/Arlington, Va then I'd say just think of the guys that hang out at Clarendon Ballroom or haunt the Late Night Shots hangouts.

And David, I have a countdown in the office and I've had the first Cowboys regular season game on my calendar since the schedule was announced. Romo does have a lovely smile. He just always reminds me of a doofus.

1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
2. Jason Bateman
3. Michael J Fox (I've had a never ending crush on him since I was in 1st grade--apparently I can't let him go and I happened to catch the Frighteners the other day when bored).
4. James Franco
5.Robert Downey Jr. (but I feel like that's a given these days)

If I was going to switch hit: Selma Blair

1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
2. Edward Norton
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Robert Downey, Jr.

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Christian Bale
3. Johnny Depp
4. Robert Downey Jr.
5. Ryan Gosling

My number 6 would be Jason Bateman. And because I watched Mannequin the other night(shut up, it's a great movie) and he was in a movie with my # 4, I would like to make out with Andrew McCarthy circa 1987.

1. Adam Samberg
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. David Duchovny
4. Zack Galifianakis
5. Alan Arkin

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal
2. Jenny Lewis
3. Nigella Lawson
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Audrey Tautou

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Nourbatta- I too, want to bone Jack White and I find him oddly sexy in his weird skinny, pale as skim milk kind of way. We'd make a great United Colors of Benetton ad even though we're both white.

Oh! I forgot The Rock! Yum!

Kiefer Sutherland
Gerard Butler
Clive Owen
Jon Bon Jovi(shut up)
Naveen Andrews

Holy Flashback-Humor Skitt!!!

I had to bump Heath Ledger, for obvious reasons (or at least, to the rest of the world they'd be obvious; here, I'm not so certain), so:

1. Cilian Murphy
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Michael Pitt
4. Rupert Grint
5. Colin Farrell

I like them young, skinny, effeminate, and pretty. Except #5, he's just dirty. I like dirty also. Speaking of which, i have just developed a huge crush on PissBoy. (Well, technically I've been nursing it awhile, but between Johnny Depp and Helen Mirren... well, let's just say Rowr!)

1 Johnny Depp

2 Christian Bale

3 Clive Owen

4 Colin Farrell

5 Robert Downey Jr

Pissboy,

Yeah, or how about Lovesexy Prince for just that right amount asexual-ness, or no! Wait! Dirty Mind Prince for speedos, stockings and a dirty mac!

I may have gone gay already, actually

Oh, I love the five freebies!

1. James Franco
2. Hrithik Roshan (he's a Bollywood idol, do NOT judge me, he's hot)
3. Johnny Depp (always)
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Sacha Baron Cohen (I don't care what you think.)

David Tennant
Ryan Gosling
Clive Owen
Ryan Reynolds
Hugh Laurie (shut it)

***Girl bonus:
Natalie Portman
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Eliza Dushku
Kate Winslet
(Five spot up for grabs)

Melina, I'd get down with Michael J Fox, too. Think of all the money you'd save on vibrator batteries.

.... oh, damn! Jack White! I would so do him too! Dammit, who can I bump for him.....

Imagine the 3 way Anastasia!

...shit...I need to take another walk.

Nathan Fillion
James McAvoy
Mike Rowe
Lee Pace
Laurence Fox

Switch hit: Kristen Bell

1. Christian Bale - ever since Empire of the Sun and Swing Kids. I even loved Reign of Fire because of his hotness.
[jumps up and down in front of Mr. Pea, chanting: "Is it batman time yet? Is it now? How about now?"]
2. Jet Li
3. Jason Statham
4. RDJ
5. Bruce Willis (shut up, he's my old man crush)
Honourary mentions: Natalie Portman and Charlize Theron.

1. Jenny Lewis
2. Rachel Bilson
3. Tina Fey
4. Kristen Bell
5. Mila Kunis

rawr.

1. Katee Sackhoff
2. Missy Peregrym (I've seen Stick It far too many times to admit)
3. Christina Hendricks (she beats out the actress who plays Hildy because of the red hair. Redheads will be the death of me)
4. Cobie Smulders (From How I Met Your Mother)
5. The secret agent girlfriend from Chuck

So apparently I like Canadians and girls who could beat me up.

Forget that, the #5 spot is taken.

Keira Knightley.

1. Kristen Bell
2. Natalie Portman
3. Charisma Carpenter
4. Blair from Gossip Girl
5. Christian Bale

Why are all the women saying "switch hit" or some other baseball reference? Is it a subconscious thing? Why can't you use something hotter....like...i dunnooo...

Girl I'd most like to finger bang...
Girl I'd wear on my hand like a wool mitten...
Girl I'd bump donuts with...
Girl I'd let eat me out...
Girl I'd go down on...
Girl most likely to enjoy some strap-on action...
Girl most worth waking up looking like a glazed donut for...

...somthing interesting like that.

It's been a while, Pajiba. Still reading, just keeping quiet.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Holly Hunter
3. Elisha Cuthbert
4. Casey Affleck
5. Zoey Deschanel

What can I say? #s 3-5 will only go up the ranks as they get older.

1. Christian Bale
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
3. Alan Rickman (still)
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Johnny Depp (still)

In no particular order:

Christian Bale
Henry Cavill
Callum Blue
Takeshi Kaneshiro
Simon Woods and Max Pirkis (who played Octavian in Rome... they played the same person and Pirkis is legal now, so I'm keeping them both!)

evililmonster.

Melina, I'd get down with Michael J Fox, too. Think of all the money you'd save on vibrator batteries.

Wow. That might have made my afternoon.

5. Johnny Depp (still)

...still??? You say this like he's old now or something, at least, your Alan Rickman "still" leads me to believe that's how you mean it. He's not old!

Johnny Depp's sex parts, I hear tell, age like a fine wine. And much like a full-bodied merlot or a nice chablis, people who enjoy them get all giggly and warm inside. And if his cockus was an alcohol...it would also be like wine in that most people don't like certain types of drinks, but just about everyone likes a glass of wine nowandagain.

That's just what I hear.

...err maybe I read it, on a cereal box or something.

In no particular order:

Lesley-Anne Down (still)
Rachel Weisz
Jenna Fischer (scrumpdillyishus in Walk Hard)
Katherine Heigl (so you don't have to; plus, she's fucking hot)
Csroline Dhavernas

PB, you crack me up every time. Wool mitten! Ha!

That's it, mister... it's back to the broom closet with you!

(...I'll be right behind you.)

David Beckham(mmmmmmmmmm)
Emily Haines(Metric)
Davey Havok(AFI)
Trent Reznor
Nirmala Basnayake (controller.controller)

1. Beyonce
2. Laura Linney
3. Alicia Keys
4. Diane Lane
5. Zooey Deschanel

And because we're inveterate DEBS fans, Sarah Foster, Jordana Brewster and Megan Good are options for both of us. As is Salma Hayek, her alleged disappearance be damned.

Finally de-lurked by the freebie fun!

In no order but alpha:
Jonathan Cromie of Anne of Green Gables- I actually met him this year on my birthday, only made me fall harder in lust
Colin Farrell-for years now, but especially after In Bruges
James Franco
Ioan Gruffudd-always and forever
Clive Owen
Honorable mention- Daniel Craig

Jack White
Mario Ancic
Boris Johnson
Russell Brand
David Cameron

And the girls:

Nigella Lawson
Daisy Lowe
Scarlett Johannson
Lily Allen
Agyness Deyn

Jean- I heartily concur with the appeal of the Saffa accent on Leo DiCaprio. Never thought it possible to regain my teen crush from the Romeo+Juliet days after the filthy post-Titanic backlash, but apparently all it took was a little 'bru'.

1. Bruce Springsteen (I could do a whole list of men 'circa' such as DeNiro and Pacino, but this guy stays, no matter what age)
2. Clive Owen
3. Robert Downey Jr
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Jake Gyllenhaal

1) Zooey Deschanel
2) Emily Deschanel
3) Zooey again
4) George Clooney
5) Tina Fey while George cooks breakfast

(Angelina Jolie is a given)
1. Christian Bale
2. Edward Norton
3. Pharell Williams
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Tony Leung

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Tina Fey
3. Ellen Page
4. Olivia Thirlby
5. Lindsay Lohan

Javier Bardem
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Sam Rockwell
Zoe Bell
Anna Faris (maybe not in the best movies, but this girl is wicked funny. Watch Smiley Face.)

1. Robert Downey Jr
2. Jason Bateman
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Christian Bale
5. Jason Dohring (or lets be honest, Logan Echolls. so what if i only discovered veronica mars this year? they don't show it where i come from)

Christian Bale (he's been on this list since Swing Kids)
Clive Owen, in character from his role in Closer.
Ewen McGregor, preferably in drag.
James McAvoy
Cillian Murphy, preferably in drag.

Yes, there's an obvious trend here.

Javier Bardem
Jason Segal
Seth Rogen
Lee Pace
Gabriel Garcia Bernal (for life)

Hmmm, well these are the people my ghostly significant other cannot object too ...

1. Keanu Reeves (I can't help myself)


2. Gary Oldman (Smart and eccentric)


3. Johnny Depp (erm no explanation needed)


4. Ryan Gosling (Breaker High. Sue me)


5. Christian Bale (I've had a crush on batman since he was animated)

If I was going to go "les" for any girl it would be Angelina Jolie but like Tomb Raider Angie. Wanted Angie was a bit too skinny for me.

Robert Downey Jr.
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Gosling
Mark Ruffalo
George Clooney

and also Javier Bardem, Taye Diggs, and Gael Garcia Bernal. And like a trillion others.

Cary Grant
Cary Grant
Cary Grant
Cary Grant
Cary Grant

Yeah, he's a little old for me, but he's also a little dead for me. It's a good thing Florida hasn't banned necrophilia, yet.

In no particular order:
Paz Vega
Christina Hendricks
Eva Mendes
Natalie Portman
Minka Kelly/Connie Britton/Aimee Teegarden/Adrianne Palicki (I believe that's a legal move)

Man crush: Jason Statham

1. Cheyenne Jackson (male lead in Xanadu on Broadway; he's already gay, so I won't even have to get him drunk)
2. Eric Bana
3. Christian Bale
4. Colin Farrell (I saw that tape.)
5. Tahmoh Penikett

Special team-switching honorable mention: Tricia Helfer, but only if her spine lights up when she gets excited. The sad thing is that I'd spend hours making a little battery pack and a row of LEDs to make that happen, and only a few minutes actually committing non-adultery.

Pea, wasn't Bale like 13 for Empire of the Sun, I'm a little worried that you quoted as "ever since Empire of the Sun...

end quote "

1. Always and forever - RDJ
2. Christian Bale - just, yowza.
3. Usually I'd put David Duchovny here, but Scully's been looking so screaming hot lately that's it's all Gillian, baby.
4. Trent Reznor, because he's walking sex and I like free albums
5. Scott Thompson. It's a hypothetical list, anyway, and he's always been the hottest Kid in the Hall, anyway - so, if hypothetically I am allowed to abandon my vows for this exercise, then I should also be able to become a homosexual man for it, if the need arises. OH AND IT WOULD.

Girl I'd pay a year's salary to watch my homophobic girl finger-bang:

Megan Good

"Girl I'd wear on my hand like a wool mitten... etc.... something interesting like that."

I'm with PissBoy on that one ladies. Please be as descriptive as humanly possible. I'm not a perv, I'm just collecting stories for an anthology I hope to have published by this time nex...

JUST BE DESCRIPTIVE DAMMIT! I NEED DETAILS ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO "SWITCH TEAMS"! I'M A VERY LONELY INDIVIDUAL! Do you have any idea how hard it is to meet people when you've got a basketball-sized lump of flesh on your side? A lump of flesh that can wink and gurgle? One that claws at bosoms with reckless abandon and no regard for social graces? DO YOU?!

Didn't think so. So now, without further hesitation, I await your tales of humid debauchery.

[...no offense, Minimus...]

Double damn! I forgot about Ewan McGregor too.... jeez, now I have to rethink this whole thing.

except PB. PB is my "given", instead of Angelina Jolie.

Patrick Rafter
Ryan Gosling
Jason Statham
Ed Norton - his American History X self, please
Johnny Depp

Why the hell is Angelina Jolie still considered a "given"? She just spit out TWINS, for God's sake!

Couple that with her infamous limousine fuck with Billy Bob a few years back, and I think you got one scuzzy, skinny, tattooed freakazoid on your list.

But to each his/her own, I guess.

Oh, ummm, my Pajiba crushes are, in no particular order:

1) Skitts
2) PissBoy (You Rock, sir!)
3) Shadows of Dakaron
4) Bethy (I MISS YOU!!! I still have some margarita mix)
5) TK

honorable mention: Dustin

1. THE BALE
2. Tony Soprano
3. Salma Hayek
4. Daniel Craig, only as 007
5. Ava Gardner

Lauren Graham (Lorelei Gilmore, I like em funny)
Lindsay Price (90210 in the house)
Sarah Shahi (watch Life on NBC, then you'll know)
Morena Baccarin (sweet Inara from Firefly)
Gabrielle Union (no explantion needed)

Kristin Kreuk
Morena Baccarin
Charisma Carpenter
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Mila Kunis

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Jason Bateman
4. Robert Downey Jr.
5. Rachel Bilson

Oh. Crap. Tony Leung... Thanks, jd, for making this EVEN HARDER.

1. Christian Bale. Giant DUH.
2. Javier Bardem. Or maybe just his lips & voice.
3. Hedy Lamarr
4. T.J. Holmes
5. Young James Stewart.

Damn! Forgot to add James Purefoy to that list...sorry Ava, you are being booted for Marc Antony!!!

1. James McAvoy
2. Christian Bale
3. Jason Bateman
4. Robert Downey, Jr.
5. Ryan Gosling

1. Vin Diesel
2. Christian Bale
3. Patrick Wilson
4. Tina Fey (those glasses turn me on)
5. Michael Vick (not because I want to sleep with him, I just want to lie...lure...and cut his balls off).

I love you DammitJanet. I really do.

1. Johnny Depp
2. Greg Gillis (Girl Talk)
3. Jacoby Ellsbury
4. Colin Farrell
5. Shannyn Sossamon (Ever since A Knight's Tale)

It was only as I was typing A Knight's Tale that I realized why this exercise was so difficult: Last year's list would have had Heath Ledger in at least three of the spots. This year I have to adjust since, apparently, Wisconsin is having none of that and Massachusetts may very well follow.

Haven't posted in forever -- but this was enough to bring me back out of the shadows......

Robert Downey, Jr.
Gerard Butler
Clive Owen
Viggo Mortensen (yes, still)
Timothy Olyphant

1. Spike (Not James Marsters--I want the bad-boy, faux-accented, blood-sucking vampire, okay? Don't judge me.)
2. Gael García Bernal
3. Roger Federer
4. James McAvoy
5. Robert Downey, Jr. (And not just because of Iron Man--I loved him even when he was a crackhead!)

Lena Headey
Emily Blunt
Paul Rudd
Lisa Edelstein

I can´t bring myself to include Ellen Page as much as I want, she's so cute it feels wrong.

so 5: Katee Sackhoff

1. Christian Bale
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Kyle Beckerman (plays midfield for Real Salt Lake)
4. Chris Sharma ("professional" rock climber)
5. Xavier Rudd (what can I say? I like guys with long hair/dreds)

And the girls:
1. Rachel Weisz
2. Keri Russell
3. Paz Vega
4. Agyness Deyn
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal (ever since Stranger than Fiction)

Denzel Washington
Jason Statham
Hugh Jackman
Daniel Craig
Joaquin Phoenix

1. Emmanuelle Chriqui
2. Natalie Portman
3. Rachel Bilson
4. Gretchen Mol
5. Perrey Reeves

5. David. Love ya David!
4. Neil Patrick Harris
3. Jon Stewart
2. Dwayne Johnson
1. Matthew Rush. Fuck you all, he's a sweetheart.

1. James McAvoy
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. John Krasinski
4. Chrisian Bale
5. Jamie Bamber

dammitjanet, I am not taking PissBoy's sloppy seconds.

But you rock, good lady.

My Pajiba crushes:

1. Julie
2. Nicole
3. dammitjanet
4. jM
5. Sarina

Mostly cuz I like em feisty.

Honorable mention:
twig

It's a pity Julie's on vacation this week. She lives for this shit.

In her honor, I'll name the woman that Julie would like to waer on her fist like a boxing glove - Kate Winslet.

That is all.

1. 1991 Jennifer Connelly (Career Opportunities...)
2. Thora Birch
3. Amy Adams
4. Marla Sokoloff
5. Jessica Biel

wear, rather. I should be more careful when I type.

1. James McAvoy
2. James Franco
3. Hugh Jackman (as Wolverine)
4. young Tim Curry
5. Ewan McGregor

Jeremy,

I'm already yours. No cheating involved.

;)

Oh wow, I had no idea we had so many Nathan Fillon lovers.

Just for the NF lovers, I saw him in person at the movie theater two weeks ago. He is indeed quite hot in person! So I guess you guys are justified in your choices.

I forgot to add a girl, since I got all caught up with the boys.

Girls I'd most like hang out with and end up in a sheet tussle (maybe on perhaps, maybe by accident...) would have to:
1. Rachel Weisz
2. Helen Mirren (smokin hot)
3. Parker Posey
4. Paz Vega (watch Sex n Lucia and you'll understand)
5. Anna Friel

1) Christian Bale
2) Paul Rudd
3) Jason Bateman
4) Neil Patrick Harris
5) Lee Pace

Gotta love the oddball kind of guys!

I don't have a significant other - which takes the fun out of this a tad! But what the hell:

1. Robert Downey Jr
2. Taylor Kitsch
3. Jensen Ackles
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
5. Nathan Fillion

1. Ewan McGregor
2. James McAvoy
3. Javier Bardem
4. Angelina (sorry, I'm too loyal)
5. Kate Mara. I have a thing for redheads. Especially really, really hot ones.

Shit, I forgot Gosling. Can I squeeze McGregor/McAvoy together for a sandwich? Wait, that sounds wrong.

As an aside after spending a couple hours in my bunk thinking about my list up there...

I can't believe it's been a whole year+ since the last list happened. Between that and the realization that my lust for Duchovny is 15 years strong...man I'm feeling ancient. Hey TK, where's that shotgun you use to keep the kids off your lawn?

1. Christian Bale
2. James Franco
3. James McAvoy
4. Dominic Cooper
5. Javier Bardem

Melody same here.

I didnt know what the whole advantage and deuce mean but I was hooked from start to finish.

*smiles*

Patricia Clarkson (always and forever)
Daniel Craig
Elizabeth Banks
Kim Kardashian (Feeling Gravity's Pull)
Christina Hendricks

Bale
Gosling
McAvoy
Jolie
Alicia Keys

Christina Hendricks

Damnit, socalled...I completely forgot about her!

1.Lee Pace (or the piemaker really, those adorably, frustrated glances..)
2.Logan Echolls (Jason Dohring would be a close second)
3.Christian Bale
4.David Boreanaz
5.Edward Norton

1. John Krasinsky (forever and always, as long as he's dressed like Jim)
2. Robert Downey Jr. New this year! And especially if he wears a wife-beater and beats on a piece of metal with a hammer. Rowr.
3. Christian Bale
4. Gina Gershon
5. Lee Pace. I wanted to jump his poor crippled self in The Fall.

6. Bonus guy: Paul Schneider. LOVED him as the brother, Gus, in Lars and the Real Girl.

1. Harrison Ford - ever since Star Wars. I wanted him, but at the time I wasn't old enough to know what to do with him. By the time I saw Raiders I had it figured out.
2. Stephen Colbert
3. Robert Downey, Jr.
4. David Tennant
5. Robson Green / Vincent D'Onofrio (tie) - I think Vince could get so fat they'd have to cut him out of his house, and I would still find him incredibly hot.

1. Joshua Jackson
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Jonathan Crombie (about 20 years ago)
4. James McAvoy
5. Melinda Clarke (as Julie Cooper)

Oh wait... Shit... Drop McAvoy, add Stringer Bell.

All right. If I'm working the fellas into the list:

1) That cat from Maroon 5. The lead singer guy...
2) Gary Sinise
3) Cher
4) Hank Azaria (sp?)
5) That dude that just had a baby. Just because it's be awesome to say I scored with him/her. HELLS YEAH!

Jeremy, I may have to fight you for Matthew Rush. (Then again, the boy's no stranger to group scenes...)

Three-nineteen, I thought it was wrong that I found Robson Green so hot!

Thanks for making me feel better. Now back to my "Wire in the Blood" dvd marathon...

1. Christian Bale (I am pleased by how many times he's been listed-- good taste, Pajibans)
2. Emily Blunt (I'm surprised that she's only been listed once so far. She's just...sexy.)
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Callum Blue
5. Stephen Colbert (He may be old enough to be my dad, but the combo of witty/smart/twisted/and fearless at the press corps dinner is pretty good (or maybe Paul Dinello-- those pillowy lipsss))

Honorary mention: Michael Cera

1. Kevin McKidd
2. Gerard Butler
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Stuart Townsend
5. If I could borrow a TARDIS, Heath Ledger circa 2002; otherwise, Alan Tudyk.

#1 + #2 = spontaneous Donnelly combustion

Alternates would be Clive Owen and James Purefoy.

1. Rosario Dawson
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Famke Janssen
4. Natalie Portman
5. Katee Sackhoff

Oh, and, of course, all those super hot PORN chicks from ElfQuest.

Oh revisal:
Instead of Jonathan Crombie 20 years ago, definitely David Tennant.

So the list is now:
1. Joshua Jackson
2. Ryan Gosling
3. David Tennant
4. James McAvoy
5. Melinda Clarke (as Julie Cooper)

*er, "Honorable mention"

1. Jake Gyllenhaal (yes, I get that most people are over him and he's making bad choices, but those eyes and that crooked smile!)

2. Ryan Gosling

3. Jamie Bamber (suit up, Apollo)

4. Neil Patrick Harris

5. Henry Cavill (Charles Brandon/Suffolk on 'The Tudors' and ridiculously hot) Also, since the Cavill spot is wasted anyway as no one knows who he is, a shout out to Cheyenne Jackson since he is also super hot.

If I were into women at all:
1. Tina Fey
2. Mary Louise Parker
3. Ellen Page
4. Natalie Portman
5. Katee Sackhoff

Robert Downey, Jr.
Shia LaBeouf
Ed Westwick
Clive Owen
Christian Bale

Theresa ,

I own the episode "Mermaids Singing" simply because Robson's naked in it. After you're done with Wire in the Blood, don't forget to watch Trust and Rocket Man.

...honorable mention to Jason Bateman

I admit that I never did one of these the first time. It seemed...untowards. But, hey, it's all in good fun, right? Right!

1. Christopher Eccleston
2. David Tennant (You'd think it would just be one, because both are the Doctor, right?)
3. John Oliver (Yes, I like Brits)
4. Wentworth Miller (The only reason I watch that silly show)
5. James McAvoy

Hate coming late to the party!


1. Christian Bale
2. Eddie Izzard (preferably in drag)
3. Jerry O'Connell
4. John Cusack
5. Russell Brand (new for 2008!)


I'd switch teams for Gina Gershon

1. Nathan Fillion
2. David Tennant
3. James McAvoy
4. Chris Hardwick
5. Nathan Fillion with a Scottish accent

woman that I'd go gay for: Christina Hendricks

1. Clive Owen
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Christian Bale
4. James Purefoy
5. Gerard Butler

And the "Switch Teams" List:
1. Kate Winslet
2. Rachel Weisz
3. Rosario Dawson
4. Keira Knightley
5. ... and at the request of my fiance (because I couldn't think of a fifth), Tia Carrere

1. James McAvoy
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Joaquin Phoenix
4. Leonardo Dicaprio
5. Christian Bale

I could do the joke list:

1. Bea Arthur
2. Flo and Vera from Alice
3. Pat Harrington, JR (AKA Dwayne F. Schneider)
4. Eddie Deezen
5. Avery Schreiber

But for real....

5. Isla Fisher
4. Mary Louise Parker
3. Diane Lane
2. Amy Adams
1. Elizabeth Banks

Teresa ,

Please forgive me for misspelling your name. I was too busy trying out my new bolding skills to preview my comment.

Oh here we go again...just 5? Shit.

1. Common
2. Christian Bale (Batman costume optional)
3. Maggie Q
4. Lena Headey
5. Gerard Butler

Phew that was hard! Damn, I'm randy...I'm now going to go find myself a nice panda to take off the edge.

1) Jennifer Garner
2) Brad Pitt (In his "Troy" days)
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Jensen Ackles
5) Dita VonTeese

wow...more ladies then men this year.

dammit, forgot Gerard Butler. He really only works for me in that leather Speedo and red cape, though.

In no particular order...

Ray Stevenson (He has to buzz his hair and bring his wardrobe from ROME. Oh sweet Godopus what I'd let that brute of man do to me...)

Robert Downey, Jr (As I made abundantly clear in a past post when I declared he could give me the herp. I've had fantasies about him since before I hit puberty.)

Angelina Jolie (I was in love with her before all you bitches. I'd let her smack me around with her twiggy little arms.)

Seth Rogan (I have a fetish for chubby Jewish guys who make me laugh. I could do an entire list solely of them.)

Jason Bateman (He can totally put his money in my banana stand)

Gillian Anderson
Adrianne Palicki
Minka Kelly
Connie Britton
Kyle Chandler

Clear eyes, full hearts, laminated pass.

1.) Robert Downey Jr. OH HELLS YES
2.) James McAvoy
3.) Ewan MacGregor, forever and ever
4.) Isla Fisher. Holy shit.
5.) Ewan again. Circa Trainspotting.

1.) Robert Downey Jr. OH HELLS YES
2.) James McAvoy
3.) Ewan MacGregor, forever and ever
4.) Isla Fisher. Holy shit.
5.) Ewan again. Circa Trainspotting.

Sorry for the double-post. Does that mean I get to do everyone TWICE? EWAN MACGREGOR FOUR TIMES???????

Oh, so happy.

Oh, and if any of those are unavailable, I want Dennis Leary. I like it rough and dirty.

Okay, revised:

Givens: PissBoy, Johnny Depp, Helen Mirren (preferably some combination thereof).

Regulars:
1. Cilian Murphy (still, 'cause...pretty!)
2. Michael Pitt (still, 'cause... pretty & effeminate!)
3. Gael Garcia Bernal (thanks to whomever mentioned him... so delicious!)
4. Olivier Martinez (circa Unfaithful)
5. Colin Farrell (still... 'cause, dirty!)

I reserve the right to substitute:
Ewan McGregor
Rupert Grint
Ryan Gosling
Jack White

Chick who I'd let munch my carpet while I finger bang her:
Emily Blunt

DGILF (I'm not sure what the laws are in NJ pertaining to necrophilia, exactly):
Heath Ledger.

Mila Kunis
Christina Ricci
Shakira
Zooey Deschanel
Natalie Portman

OOOH! And Christian Bale! CHRISTIAN BALE!

Christian Bale, Ewan MacGregor, Cillian Murphy, James McAvoy! WALES, SCOTLAND, IRELAND, MORE SCOTLAND. BRING IT THE FUCK ON.

I can't decide.

Isla Fisher can come, too.

1 Tricia Helfer
2 Elizabeth Banks
3 Mary Louise Parker
4 Lauren Graham
5 Morena Baccarin

Most of these women are much older than me but all gorgeous and, seemingly, quite intelligent.

David Duchovny
Christian Bale
George Clooney
Clive Owen
Colin Firth

I'll likely be three years dead before David Duchovny moves off that list...

The Rock
Megan Fox
Shia Lebouf
MCSteamy or whatever his real name is
Brad Pitt (circa Troy)

sub list or threesome additions
Common
The guy from amistad that Kimora is dating

oooohhh and Michael Statham on Crank

Hugh Jackman
Ryan Gosling
Rob Morrow
Ellen Page
Angelina Jolie - it almost seems like a cliche to pick her but I can't deny my heart. Or my crotch.

and i need to add Barack Obama because it's an election year

1. Ryan Gosling
2. James McAvoy
3. Christian Bale
4. Jude Law
5. Jack White

1. Daniel "GD" Craig--because, well...godDAMN!
2. Jason Bluth-Bateman--who knew I would still be crushing on someone I mentioned in my 1988 Jostens Senior Book?
3. John "Honey-Baked®" Hamm--givn' me the hot pants.
4. Chris "Morning Crush" Cuomo--*sigh*...just tell me how I can cut $100 of my weekly grocery bill by shopping smart...and what cell phone matches my personality....hand how that little girl saved her brother by dialing 911 and driving the family van to the hospital....now that's a good boy.
5. David Duchovny--List Emeritus. I still believe.

Wow, only 5??? Here goes...

1. Christian Bale (will always be on my list)
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Sam Rockwell
4. Daniel Craig
5. James McAvoy

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Wes Bentley (shut up)
3. Jason Statham
4. Jennifer Connelly just keeps getting prettier
5. Josh Holloway

1. Ryan Reynolds - I cant help it he is hottttt
2. Clive Owen - mm manly looking men
3. James McAvoy - just yum
4. Gerard Butler - in that bad movie where he has the sexy Irish accent
5. Jeffrey Dean Morgan - in same bad movie as above with sexy accent

Hooray, jeem! Finally, someone who appreciates my obscure Matthew Rush references! He's just so sweet, I want to Huggle him to death! Zeb Atlas can die of explosive hemmoroids.

David: Who loves you, baby?

1. Ryan Gosling
2. James McAvoy
3. Christian Bale
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Jason Bateman/Michael Cera

And for the visiting team:
1. Christina Hendricks
2. Emily Blunt
3. Morena Baccarin
4. Leighton Meester
5. Anne Hathaway

P.S. I don't know where that picture is from, Dustin, but it's perfect, isn't it?

James McAvoy
Nathan Fillion
Christian Bale
John Krasinski
Cillian Murphy

Switch hit:

Emily Blunt
Rachel Bilson
Kate Winslet
Ava Green
Natalie Portman

If I mention Christian Bale for all five slots, will that make it more likely to happen?

When you fall asleep after the nurse hooks up your chemo, look what you miss. I'm such a lazy bitch.

I vaguely remember my list from last year's diversion(I believe I tacked on a bunch of honorable mentions.), but I think the only major change would be a booting off of a one Ryan Reynolds. (Sorry Dustin.) The cha-cha stank of a one Brickmouth Tig Old Biddies has turned me off from Mr. Wonderabs. This doesn't stop me, however, from melting into a puddle of my own happiness upon watching certain scenes from Blade: Trinity.

List in 08

1. Daniel Craig
2. Clive Owen
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Christian Bale
5. Lee Pace

shouldn't Brangelina count as two?

Daniel Craig
Edward Norton
Timothy Olyphant
David Duchovny
Zooey Deschanel (She'sso soft and pretty).
(Everyone else is so not, except maybe Duchovny, a little).

OK, I've thought it over and Idris Elba (Stringer Bell) needs to replace Vincent D'Onofrio. I can't believe I forgot about him. New list:

1. Harrison Ford
2. Stephen Colbert
3. RDJ
4. David Tennant
5. Robson Green / Idris Elba (tie)

And now I'm picturing Robson Green and Idris Elba tied up. Mmmmmmm...

1) Kylie Minogue (post-cancer)
2) Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (have you seen The Tudors? rawr)
3) Channing Tatum
4) Angelina Jolie (definitely modern-day version - the full back shot from Wanted possibly turned me straight.)
5) Tricia Helfer (I've had a thing for her since that shot of her spine lighting up while riding Baltar in the BG miniseries)

r4wr.

1. sara ramirez
2. daniel craig
3. joaquin phoenix
4. kate winslett
5. christian bale

WAIT! I forgot Jenny Lewis acted at one point! So, she gets the number one spot and ummm.... lets say Rachel Bilson gets the bump.

Sorry, Rachel... if we bump uglies you're just going to have to the deal with the fact that I am going to be dumped (and then my girlfriend would most likely beat the shit out of me) and you will have to pick up the pieces.

So the revised list is as follows:

Jenny Lewis
Jennifer Connolly
Kristen Bell
Helen Mirren (Even after thinking about it for a while... I would still totally bang Helen Mirren.PissBoy glad to see you also can appreciate a woman who has aged like a fine wine.)
Amy Adams

in no particular order:
Jason Bateman
Christian Bale
Hugh Laurie
Jamie Hyneman
Robert Downey Jr.

1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Javier Bardem (yes, I realize that my top three all look very similar)
4. Tricia Helfer
5. Anna Friel

Timothy Olyphant
Robert Downey Jr
Eddie Van Halen
Johnny Depp
(yeah, I know he's dead, but if not) Raul Julia.

1. Ewan McGregor
2. Dave Grohl
3. Richard Armitage
4. James McAvoy
5. Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch)

The girl list is easier:
1. Kristen Bell
2. Gong Li
3. Tyra Collette (Adrianne Palicki)
4.Chloe Sevigny
5.Sarah Michelle Gellar (she is not allowed to speak)

well, confession. drop joaquin and replace with mariska hargitay... maybe i'm batting for the wrong team.

1. Michael Trucco
2. Jamie Bamber
3. Katee Sackhoff
4. Tricia Helfer
5. Tahmoh Penikett

You know those creepy fangirls who write those really weird fanfictions that involve the entire cast of a TV show (Battlestar Galactica for example...) getting down and dirty in ways never before known to mankind? Yeah, I'm not one of them.

Nope.

Not. At. All.

1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Adam Baldwin
3. Channing Tatum
4. Thore Schoelermann (hell, if any of you even know who he is, I'll ride the bejesus out of you instead, just because)
5. Eliza Dushku (Six simple words - 'I'm not straight, but she's sextacular')

5) James Mcavoy
4) Matthew Goode
3) Ryan Gosling
2) Gerard Butler
1) Lee Pace

Second String: RDJ, Ryan Reynolds, Christian Bale, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jason Segal

Why, Shadows, you're making me blush. Do I still make the list with my shorter hair?

That would be one hell of a diversion: Pajibans I'd Like to Bang.

In no particular order:

Robert Downey Jr.
James McAvoy
Ewan McGregor
Jason Bateman
Johnny Depp

5) Alyson Hannigan
4) Monica Bellucci
3) Tori Amos
2) Michelle Pfeiffer (She just get more beautiful every year)
1) Kristen Bell

Honorable mentions
Kate Winslet
Emma Thompson
Meryl Streep

I know my significant other could never hate me for these women

1. Kate Winslet
2. Jenna Fischer
3. Rachel Weiss
4. Isla Fisher
5. Amy Adams

In no particular order:
Daniel Craig
Clive Owen
Javier Bardem
Johnny Depp
Christian Bale

Honourable mentions: Robert Downey Jr., David Tennant, James McAvoy, Ryan Reynolds

The girl list, if I should wake up gay one day:
Angelina Jolie
Cate Blanchett
Tricia Helfer
Tina Fey
Eva Green

Josh Homme, long live the Queens!

The rest is standard:
Ryan Reynolds
Robert Downey Jr
Jason Bateman
Simon Pegg

ALways Confused- you've caused another change to
my list...how could I forget the only reason I can appreciate football now-Tim Riggins...007 will have to do for another day (or several nights)

1. THE BALE
2. Tony Soprano
3. Salma Hayek
4. Tim Riggins
5. James Purefoy

I have to do a five and five - boys & girls:

Accents, muscles and a sense of humour:
Clive Owen
Ryan Reynolds
Djimon Hounsou
Gerard Butler
George Clooney

Sexy, quirky and in some cases dim:
Angelina Jolie
Zooey Deschanel
Jennifer Garner
Jessica Simpson
Julianne Moore

1. Lee Pace
2. Taylor Kitsch
3. James McAvoy
4. James Franco
5. George Clooney

I was tempted to throw Ed Westwick in there, but only if he's wearing a scarf.

Jerry O'Connell
Meryl Streep
Brandon Routh
Famke Jansen
Milo Ventimiglia

1.Gillian Anderson
2.Robert Downey Jr.
3.Jenna Fischer
4.Tina Fey
5.James McAvoy

Damnit, and Nathan Fillion. And Gael Garcia Bernal. I might have to start doubling some of these up. Nathan Fillion would go nicely with Jason Bateman I think...

A bit late to the game, I had meetings all day.

1. Tony Blair (who has a lot more free time now)
2. Colin Firth
3. Jeremy Sisto
4. Colin Ferguson
5. Daniel Craig

Do I still make the list with my shorter hair?

I'm like Sir Mix-a-lot pulling up quick to retrieve short hair! But like every other friend of Pajiba a private profile is in the way of evidence!

(really, that is SUCH an unfriendly group o' people, I tell you what)

1. Terrance Howard

2. Edward Norton

3. Ryan Reynolds

4. Mark Wahlberg

5. John Cusack

Can I change Jeremy Sisto to Josh Turner? I'm vacillating.

In no particular order:

Christian Bale
Hugh Jackman
Clive Owen
Hugh Laurie
Alan Rickman

1. Romany Malco
2. Kate Winslet
3. Christian Bale
4. Megan Fox
5. Paul Rudd

Henry Rollins
Josh Homme
Mike Rowe
Seth Rogan
Blair Underwood

I'm like Sir Mix-a-lot pulling up quick to retrieve short hair! But like every other friend of Pajiba a private profile is in the way of evidence!

(really, that is SUCH an unfriendly group o' people, I tell you what)

Jay, I didn't know you had a MySpace. For the love of Godtopus, all you have to do is send a friend request. ;-)

Oh, I just think it's hilarious how closed off the friend list is there. "What do you THINK my Pajiba name is?" But yes, I could do that too!

I'm still single despite the ongoing aggressive matchmaking plotting of my coworker friend, so I can't really quality to cheat. Oh well.

1. The Rock *sighs*
2. Gael Garcia-Bernal
3. Josh Duhamel
4. Gareth David-Lloyd
5. Angelina, while Brad took the kids out for an ice-cream

Dammit! I leave the house once this week and miss this...bah.
1. John Krasinski. Not so last year for me. Still yummy.
2. Christian Bale
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Gary Oldman
5. Daniel Craig

And now I'm off to print this out and laminate it. That makes it permanent!

Kristen Bell
Jennifer Morrison
Tina Fey
Tricia Helfer
Sophia Bush

Nathan Fillion
Gary Oldman
Hugh Jackman
Matt Damon (it was the Bourne Identity that did it)
Hugh Laurie

In no particular order. I almost never comment, but I had to make sure Gary Oldman made the list. I see I'm not the first to put him in the top five!

Ben Barnes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Javier Bardem
Zooey Deschanel
Johnny Depp

... I really like brunettes.

Well, my list hasn't changed much, but I'll contribute again. (And I haven't read anyone else's so as not to be swayed.)

1. Jake Gyllenhaal (He's sort of slipped a little bit... I'm starting to get over it, but he's still tops.)
2. Jason Bateman (Still the hottest "attainable-hot" guy out there, and he's kind of turning into a star. Good on him.)
3. T.R. Knight (Gotta have at least one on here who bats for the same team as I do.)
4. James McAvoy (For me, Wanted was just alright, but I don't think anything has made me want James McAvoy more.)
5. Gareth David-Lloyd (Torchwood is a much better show than it has any right to be)

Tie for sixth would be the swapping teams mini-list: Elizabeth Banks, Tina Fey, Naomi Watts, and Amy Adams. But I suppose that's another comment diversion, eh?

1. Christian Bale
2. Trent Reznor
3. Robert Hoffman
4. Gerard Butler
5. Gavin Rossdale

Mr. Boynton's reminder of Kim Kardashian and Christina Hendricks has me reconsidering my list some. But, for now, I'll add only a list of fellers:
1. Wanderlei Silva (tremendously ugly MMA fighter)
2. Harold Bloom
3. Paul Newman
4. James Stewart*
5. Richard Rorty*

*Included mainly because of how they talked.

alec baldwin
alec baldwin
alec baldwin
alec baldwin
alec baldwin

stop judging me!

Ewan MacGregor
David Duchovny
Joaquin Phoenix
Neil Patrick Harris
Josh Holloway

That was difficult.

1. James McAvoy
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Leighton Meester
5. Clive Owen

in no particular order --

elijah wood
jason bateman
eliza dushku
eddie izzard
mark wahlberg

1. eliza dushku
2. angelina jolie
3. michelle rodriguez
4. that cute english girl who plays Susan in the Narnia series
5. Ok I'm just reaching now, it's all about Eliza.

Since I am not in a functional relationship, and don't anticipate one in the near future, everyone's a "freebie." Come on. I resent choosing 5.

Ryan Gosling
Gael Garcia Bernal
Noel Fielding - I can't explain this one at all.
Javier Bardem
Bodie from The Wire

Nicole, at this point wouldn't this:
"Pajibans I'd Like to Bang."
need to be more like "Pajiban's I've ALREADY Banged"

I still imagine that there are these traveling group orgies when Pajibans get together and participate in all kinds of debauchery, and a list that implies it isn't already happening would crush a little bit of that dream.

1. Tina Fey
2. Zoey Deschanel
3. Jenna Fischer
4. Anna Friel
5. Natalie Portman

Yay! I love this diversion!

1. James McAvoy (mmm... against a bookshelf)
2. Natalie Portman
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Barak Obama
5. Michael Cera

And since some ass-hat listed Harold Bloom, I'll throw in Michel Foucault just for fucks.

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Amanda Seyfried
3. Gina Torres
4. Christian Bale
5. David Tennant

Honorable mentions to Billi Piper and Nathan Fillion.

Do I still make the list with my shorter hair?

Hell yes, Nikki babe...I'd give you a pity lay, anyway!

Jay, my man, you gotta add me if you're on! I"m easy to figure out!

lilianna28...I resent that! That's so baseless and {get your leg out of the way, Julie, I can't see the monitor}...where was I? Ah yes...no truth to that at all! In no way!

{damnit, Nicole, swirl harder!}

1) James McAvoy
2)Robert Downey Jr.
3)Joseph Gordon-Levitt
4) Jamie Bell
5) Kristen Bell

Men (because I feel they should get a chance to be equal even if I'd step over any of them - including my beloved boyfriend - to get to the women's list)
1. Guy Pearce (as Felicia)
2. Alec Baldwin (not judging, tammie jackson - can we share?)
3. Clive Owen
4. John Cusack
5. Marton Csokas

Women
1. Gina Gershon (how is the luscious Gina not a given instead of scrawny Saint Angelina of the seven thousand children?)
2. Anjelica Huston
3. Marg Helgenberger
4. Coco Rocha
5. Sigourney Weaver

Katee Sackhoff
Jon Hamm (I'm so in love with Mad Men right now)
Jamie Bamber
Kathleen Robertson
Lee Pace

Three-nineteen, no worries about the name. And yes, the creepy but uncontrollable attraction came from said episode.

I was totally not paying attention to the fact that he was kidnapped and being tortured (esp since i knew that he lives), but was more interested in how good he looked naked. Like totally better than expected.

I feel so pedestrian, so common.

1. Adam Baldwin
2. Christian Bale
3. Johnny Depp
4. Sean Bean
5. Michael Trucco

I'm surprised no one has mentioned:

Padma Lakshmi (from Top Chef)

also

Monica Bellucci
Condoleezza Rice (mmmmm power)
Angelina Jolie
Christie Brinkley

And yes, I'm aware that the women on this list are at least 15 years my senior.

This was really hard and to be honest took up most of my day but oh well here we go:

1. Christian Bale...anytime anywhere
2. Johnny Depp...those eyes
3. Brad Pitt...cause you don't make them that perfect anymore
4. Cristano Ronaldo....he just oozes sex appeal
5. Clive Owen...one word...yum.

Just for shits and giggles:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Megan Fox
3. Gwen Stafani
4. Charlize Theron
5. Jessica Alba tied with Selma Hayek

1. David Duchovny
2. Brad
3. Angelina
4. Jon Stewart
5. Michael J Fox

I'd do damn near half the cast of Lost.

Naveen Andrews
Clive Owen
Adrian Brody
Vincent Cassel
Rufus Sewell

Eddie Izzard (We could give each other pedicures afterward.)
Marat Safin (Game, set, freakin' match!)
Gabriel Byrne (Absolutely!!)
Scott Patterson (Luke is so spongeworthy!)
Thomas Kellar

clive owen (god, he looks tasty!!)

jim sturgess (i really should find the time and energy to begin stalking this guy...)

gary oldman (i just LOVE this man and have for the past 18 years...he truly makes me ache)

robert downey jr (there's just something about the way he speaks that i wanna hear in the dark)

and i really can't decide for the last one, so...you pick one--any will do!
ryan gosling (i find him intriguing)
mike rowe (hot manly man)
paul rudd (funny and adorable)

Thank you for mentioning Christopher Eccleston. He's my #1. I don't expect him to make the final list, but I love him anyway.

1. Christopher Eccleston
2. Clive Owen
3. Simon Pegg
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. James Marsters

1. Christian Bale
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Matt Damon
4. James McAvoy
5. Milo Ventimiglia

Nathan Fillion (now and forever)
Henry Rollins
Kristen Bell
Edgar Wright
Amber Benson

Oh, I've been waiting for this Diversion to make a reappearance.

In no particular order:

Johnny Depp
Eric Bana
RDJ
Jason Bateman
Ewan McGregor

And on my switch hit list (finally, a group of people who understand the importance of such a thing):

Rachel Weisz
Kate Winslet
Tricia Helfer
Tina Fey
Kim Kardashian... only if I could tape her mouth shut.

i'm sorry, all this Helen Mirren love? she's aged like a fine wine? wtf?

bullshit.

Catherine Deneuve makes Helen Mirren look like MD 20/20 Pure Grape Wine.

Robert Downey Jr.
Nathan Fillion
Jake Gyllenhaal
Christian Bale
Jason Bateman

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Tina Fey
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Natalie Portman
5. Kate Beckinsale (I defy you to find her anywhere else in this thread)

1-Gerard Butler
2-Brad Pitt (how could you not?)
3-Clive Owen
4-Javier Bardem
5-Jennifer Beals (yup)

Late to the party, but here we go:

1. Christina Hendricks
2. Emilie de Ravin
3. Sophie Marceau
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Giada De Laurentiis

I don't care about this. I am a mature wealthy woman and I come here just for younger handsome guy who wants to satisfy a sugarmommy. if you are looking for a mutually beneficial relationship, just check me out, U K s u g ar m o mm y do t co m, immature4u. An aspiring actor, a college student or someone just starting out? You will make the perfect Sugar Baby!

Christian Bale
Clive Owen
Grady Sizemore
The Rock
The entire New Zealand All Blacks rugby team (that counts as ONE)

Mmmmmmm athletes...

Good call Brett- want to retract Natalie Portman from my list, and add on Padma Lakshmi. And would like to stuff the ballot w/ a second Christina Hendricks vote if that's ok.

And and and honorable mention for Christopher Eccleston! I mustn't leave him off the list.

1. David Tennant
2. Christian Bale
3. Cillian Murphy
4. Robert Downey Jr
5. Anthony Bourdain

1. James McAvoy
2. David Tennant
3. Ewan McGregor
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Dominic Cooper

my list take 2:

1. James McAvoy
2. David Tennant
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Dominic Cooper
5. Ewan McGregor

1. JOHN MAYER
2. Edward Norton
3. Shia Lebouf
4. Alec Baldwin
5. Vince Vaughn

...random?

1.James McAvoy
2.Alan Rickman
3.Idris Elba
4.Audrey Tatou
5.Martin Freeman (yes Tim from the UK Office, yes, I'm serious, yes I know he looks like a Fisher Price Man)

James McAvoy
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ryan Gosling
Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp

1. Romain Duris
2. Famke Janssen
3. Clive Owen
4. Penelope Cruz
5. Monica Bellucci/Vincent Cassel (I'll take them as a pair.)

1. LIAM NEESON
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Brendan Fraser
4. Casey Affleck
5. Ryan Reynolds

Holy shit Wanda, I have to take that last part back. You are a woman (I think) after my own heart.

Dennis Rodman
Buster Douglas
Lee Majors
Poot ( from the wire)
Paul Wolfowitz

in no particular order:

Hugh Laurie
David Boreanaz
Michael Weatherly (c'mon! no NCIS fans here? he's so tasty!)
Viggo Mortensen (as Aragorn)
Christian Bale

runners up (who are MORE than welcome to step in if the top 5 are for any reason unable to fulfill their appointed duties): Mark Harmon, Alan Rickman, Johnny Depp, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Vince Vaughn.

1. Robert Downey Jr
2. Jared Padalecki
3. James McAvoy
4. Hamish Blake (Australian radio host/comedian, fell in love with him during my year backpacking over there)
5. Keanu Reeves

Alternate: Taylor Kitsch. Just started watching FNL finally, missed it while I was overseas. And just wow...

Rena: I am indeed looking for a mature wealthy sugar momma. Full disclosure: my last significant other was a hand puppet. A sexy, sexy hand puppet. Her name was Mrs. Gigglefingers, and I was once madly in love with her. She was quite the vixen -- we'd make sweet, sweet love all night long. In time, she started to get kinda stiff and flaky...she didn't bathe too often, you see. I was shattered when the passion between us finally died.

I am now ready to move on to a mature wealthy woman who will love me, nurture me, and might be kinky enough to wear a giant "Hamburger Helper Helping Hand" costume to bed.

Love has released its strong jerking grip on me...but my heart will go on. I am ready...to be a Sugar Baby!

full-time lurker, kids. But since this is for Science!, here goes, in no order:

Sam Rockwell,
Edward Norton,
David Straithern (true.),
Mark Wahlburg, and
Cillian Murphy

i'd throw in Angelina Jolie as my 'girls gone wild' freebie, but it would have to be hackers/gia era Jolie, when she still had flesh on her bones.

Newbie. Have GOT to get in on this action though....started writing my ordinary 'boy' list and got to thinking about who i'd switch teams for which was so much more fun so....

5. Angela Basset. Because she was the HOTNESS when she took Morpheus to school in that Limo. Mmm. Not after the fight though. After the fight she looked like Tyler Perry's ass.
4.J-Lo. Not Jennifer Lopez. And she'd have to never sing. ever. Actually, maybe just her character in Out of Sight....
3. Terri Hatcher...but only if she brings along the superman cape thingy.
2. Lena Headey. 3oo worked both ways for me.
1. And the top spot goes to Kylie Minogue. I got two words for you. Gold. Hotpants.

So my boy list is pretty simple....

James Mcavoy
James Mcavoy
James Mcavoy
James Mcavoy and...
Ian Mckellan. I love me some Mclovin.

I need to make an eleventh-hour revision.

5. Eva Green

I'm sorry, Maggie, sweetheart. I'd still dearly love to be friends, and we can chat and you can just smile that sweet smile at me and it'll be wonderful. I'll play my guitar and sing you a song and if Godtopus has any mercy, (s)he'll let you be my number six. (Because, for serious, I totally fell for you in Stranger Than Fiction.)

Brad Pitt (always and forever, stinky or not)
Colin Firth
Ryan Gosling
Nathan Fillion
Taylor Kitsch

Alternates include James McAvoy and Jake Gyllenhaal.

1. Clive Owen
2. George Clooney
3. David Boreanaz
4. Christian Bale
5. Jason Bateman

Late again!
1. Jason Statham
2. Javier Bardem
3. Johnny Depp
4. Eddie Izzard (drag or not - it's all good!)
5. Nathan Fillion
And the chick I'd switch sides for: Tina Fey

1. Lee Pace
2. Henry Ian Cusick
3. Nathan Fillion (just watched firefly this year)
4. John Krasinski (still)
5. Christian Bale

Only 5?? But there are so many in my imaginary harem! *dramatic sigh* Fine.

1. Johnny Depp - my deep and abiding love always and forever
2. Ewan McGregor - ala Young Adam and the Pillow Book
3. Michelle Pfeiffer - still scrum!
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Jake Gyllenhaal - together if possible because, yes, I am THAT dirty

1. Morena Baccarin
2. Gina Torres
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Cate Blanchett
5. Kirsten Vangsness

And I'd go straight for:

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Shemar Moore
3. Matthew Gray Gubler
4. Alan Tudyk
5. Johnny Depp

so glad to see someone else appreciates my eternal love, brandon boyd.

1. brandon boyd
2. robert downey jr.
3. christian bale
4. johnny depp
5. james mcavoy

clearly i have a thing for the brooding types... yum

Monica Bellucci - "That's the kind of woman can teach a man a lot about himself."

Eva Greene - Because she looks like she'd hurt you a little.

Lena Headly - In glamour girl kick ass jeans and boots, breaking it up a little by changing occasionally into her Sparta garb because, just my godtopus.

Emmanuelle Chiriq - So hot and you just know she's a total freak.

Emma Thompson or Hellen Mirren - Depending entirely on their schedules and availability. I am so not worthy.

Honorable mention, Gina Gershon.

Switch hit for if anyone, Johnny Depp. Who else?

1. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. David Tennant
3. James McAvoy
4. Zach Gilford
5. Jon Stewart

1. Uma Thurman
2. Jenny Lewis
3. Isla Fischer (I never liked her much, and Rachel Weiss always had this place on my list. Then I saw that sappy sappy Definitely Maybe, and damn if she didn't blow Mrs. Aronofsky out of the water and make me go all to mush inside...)
4. (But then so did) Ryan Reynolds (and I'm not ashamed of that either)
5. Ludivine Sagnier

1) Clea Duvall
2) Tina Fey
3) Ellen Page
4) Mary Louise Parker
5) Miranda July

1) Kristin Bell
2) Jenna Fischer
3) Maggie Gyllenhaal
4) Jewel Staite
5) Sarah Chalke

ellen page
lily allen
natalie portman
kristen bell
jenny lewis

I picked the worst day to get a life. Shadows I thought you wanted us all at once? I even stretched.

jM's Who-To-DO list:

Jarvier Bardem- You remind me of my Jeep, I want to ride you. The End.
Christian Bale- A lot of other people have put you on their list, but I don't think any of them have ever tried to deep throat their Batman Begins dvd. So, I win.
Nathan Fillion
Naveen Andrews- Luscious manlocks indeed.
Common
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Lupe Fiasco
Idris Elba
Desmond(on Lost)
Rafael Nadal

This is the short list.

In keeping with the Buffy Marathon that my friends and I are in the middle of (also good to see so many of the cast on others' lists...I thought I was the only one still obsessed.)

1- David Boreanez
2- Nicholas Brenden
3- Ryan Reynolds (who knew my country produced such fine specimens.)
4- Franka Potente (I would totally lez-out for her)
5- Daniel Craig

Oooohhh... and as an alternative for Daniel Craig (since geography *could* be an issue:

Will Arnett - but as GOB...ONLY as GOB. "It's not love. I know what an erection feels like, Michael."

1. Mary McDonnell (I don't care how old she is, that woman has legs for days)
2. Kate Winslet
3. Jamie Bamber (Yes, I'm a geek, but have you people seen those pictures of him with just the towel? I'm pretty thoroughly gay and I'd happily bang his brains out)
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Salma Hayek

1. Eliza Dushku
2. Alyson Hannigan
3. Tina Fey
4. Kristen Bell
5. Zooey Deschanel

This one goes out to all the Pajiboys...

Girls I would love to invite over to my house for a slumber party where we start to teach each other how to makeout in slow motion, followed by a topless pillowfight that crescendos in a soaking wet, moan filled, scissor fest:

Tina Fey
Gina Torres
Eva Green
Isla Fisher
Alicia Keys

... Satisfied?

Late to the party, but here goes.

1. Orlando Bloom. You know what? I'm not ashamed. The man is too fucking sexy.

2. Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt in a three-way. I don't need to go into this one. If nothing else, they could teach me a few things.

3. Christian Bale. Hell, all he could do is pout and that would still do the job.

4. Joseph Gordon Levitt. He's the newbie to my list. He's not Tommy from 3rd Rock anymore!

5. The Rock. But he would have to wear the SWAT uniform, and I would not refer to him as Dwayne.

1. John Mayer
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. John Legend
4. Alexis Densiof
5. Gareth David-Lloyd
(If you don't watch Torchwood, you need to, Ianto is yummy)

Man, I always come late to the fun ones :P

1. David Tennant

2. Christian Bale

3. Clive Owen

4. Jeremy Brett (Sherlock Holmes or earlier)

5. John Barrowman (I know he's gay--doesn't change the fact that he's bloody gorgeous)

Also, Robert Downey Jr. and Alan Rickman as honorable mentions. I'd do them both in a second, and seeing as I wouldn't actually be cheating on anyone at this point, I think I'm entitled to whoever I want.

1. John Krasinski
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
3. Michael C. Hall
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Paul Rudd

frequent Top 5 rotation includes: Nathan Fillion, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Ed Norton, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Hugh Jackman.

I was bored and just ran a search on this list. Depp showed up 31 times., Jolie 28

McAvoy -- 58

Often in the last few years I've wondered if the people I was passing on the streets, encountering in elevators, cutting off in traffic, I wondered if these people read Pajiba too. A cute guy on the bus -- does he read it? The crackhead outside the Dairy Mart who smokes cigarettes two at a time -- does he read it? But now I know. Now I know exactly what to look for.

The next time I go into someone's bathroom and find DVD copies of Atonement and Starter For 10 next to the lotion and a vibrator --- that person ---- I will know, is my fellow Pajiban.
And we'll immediately go to poundtown on the couch, passionately yelling out things like:
"Tell me you hate Katherine Heigl. Say it! Say you hate her!"

Hope that's quality information I don't know though. I'm pretty stoned.

Looking at my last year's list (yes, I saved it) not that much has changed. I still prefer my local weather girls over all of these, but if I had the sufficient air miles:

1. ScarJo (I'm a T&A man, and I'd urge her to STFU)
2. Shania Twain
3. Elisha Cuthbert
4. Molly Parker (new entry, came in late to Deadwood)
5. Gillian Anderson (hail, hail)

1. Lee Pace
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal
3. Simon Pegg
4. Javier Bardem
5. Also, everyone in the entire "whoniverse." Shush, it's almost finale and I'm obsessed. Especially sweet Ianto.

Christian and Ewan used to be on the list, but I've decided they're just far too married. The list must be practical.

Adam Baldwin (he can leave the "cunning hat" on)
Alan Rickman (that voice!)
David Duchovny (Still! And Always)
Daniel Radcliffe
Twitch (from So You Think You Can Dance/hot body and the man can move)

Honorable Mention: Michael K from Dlisted. He hates pussy but loves chichi's, so maybe I could turn him.

I'm very very late, but I really had to think about this, so here goes...
1. Christian Bale
2. Clive Owen
3. Djimon Hounsou
4. Kate Winslet
5. Gary Oldman

Ugh. Mine is a bit embarrassing right around the middle.

1. Simon Pegg
2. James May (Yes, from Top Gear. Shut up.)
3. Shia LaBeouf (I said shut up!)
4. David Tennant
5. Robert Downey, Jr.

Christian Bale is allowed to pinch hit for any of the above gentlemen in the event of death, incarceration, or my insurmountable annoyance at his penchant for ridiculously young blondes (Tennant, I'm looking at you).

Fuck, I forgot Lee Pace! Swap out RDJ for The Piemaker, then. Mr. Bale remains on the bench, despite that scorching pictorial in British GQ (Christopus Almighty, that man is handsome).

1. Robert Downey jr. (I even have his cd because it has that great photo - let's not talk about the songs)
2. James McAvoy
3. Edward Norton (always a favorite)
4. Drew Barrymore (so what if she's done nothing in the last year)
5. Matt Damon

Wow this is difficult. Current faves:

1. Lena Headey (ever since she was Guinevere in Merlin)
2. Bianca Beauchamp
3. Anne Hathaway
4. Amanda Seyfried
5. Summer Glau

And from the home team: David Boreanaz

1. Ryan Adams (not to be confused with Bryan Adams... he doesn't like that I hear)
2. Ben Gibbard (*swoon*)
3. Leonardo DiCaprio (I've had a thing for him forever... it used to be embarrassing, now it's vindicated!)
4. Nathan Fillion (ooooh Mal!)
5. Matt Damon

And I'm assuming it's a give-me... but Angelina for the swing.

1. Lee Pace (honestly I almost just put him 5x)

2. Nathan Fillion

3. Hugh Laurie

4. Adrien Brody

5. Hugo Weaving




Honorable Mention Five:

1. Keanu Reeves (circa Ted)

2. Johnny Depp (circa always--he never ages)

3. James Marsters (Spike, of course)

4. Matthew Gray Gubler (Dr. Reid, not Yves Saint Laurent model...)
5. Flight of the Conchords (either, both, whatever. ;)

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Oh, the shame of an epic line break fail. orz

It's interesting. Pajiba read my mind. I was thinking the other day 'Pajiba needs to have another five freebies round cause I reckon a whole stack of lists have changed...' and here it is. Fuh-reaky...

1. David Tennant...in the brown suit, please....
2. Rupert Penry-Jones
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Adam Hills (Australian comedian...feel like I need to include some love for a local...)
5. James Marsden (27 dresses doesn't exist in my universe, k?)

Oh, and I'd go gay for Billie Piper. No idea why but I totally would

Nathan Fillion
Jon Stewart
Amandy Seyfried
Robert Downey Jr.
Michelle Williams

That was supposed to be "Amanda". Well I was blinded by the hotness.

Oh so late to this...

1. Isla Fisher
2. Natalie Portman
3. Olivia Wilde
4. Kate Winslet
5. Freema Agyeman

In no particular order(I'm not even going to number them)

Rachel McAdams
Diora Baird
Charisma Carpenter
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Summer Glau

Daniel Craig
Robert Downey Jr.
John Stewart
James Purefoy (Rome, y'all)
Stephen Trask (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

My apologies to Professor Richard Dawkins, who's totally been on my list for the past year. You got done in by Iron Man.

1. Christian Bale

2. Mathieu Amalric

3. Cate Blanchett

4. Brad Pitt

5. Natalie Portman

Apparently I skew older and funny.
1. Robert Downey Jr. (Really, he could be all five and that would be fine with me. Especially if it meant he showed up at my front door.)
2. Christian Bale (Always was hot. Still is. Always will be (hopefully. Age well, Christian!))
3. Paul Bettany
4. Matt Damon
5. Perpetually fighting for fifth: David Duchovny, Eric Bana, Clive Owen, Bruce Willis.

Yes, I am a big fat cheater:
Tv edition: Mike Rowe, Jeffery Donovan (Burn Notice), Dulé Hill and Rob Lowe (The West Wing).
Time Capsule edition: Errol Flynn (Robin Hood), Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones), Robert Redford (The Natural).
Ladies: Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz, Gina Torres, Allison Janney.

I may be a great big mo, but I still ended up with a few ladies on my list, to be fair though, number 2 on my list probably has a bigger willie than most of the men I know. (and I'll put a fiver that she knows how to use it)

1.) James McAvoy (I have wanted to do him since Children of Dune on Scifi channel, and I a -not- ashamed)
2.) Tilda Swinton (see above comment)
3.) Morgan Freeman (just to here that voice, plus lets be honest, he won't be with us for that much longer and necrophilia is wrong wrong wrong)
4.) Nathan Fillion
5.) Cate Blanchett

Javier Bardem
Clive Owen
Johnny Depp
James McAvoy
Chloe Sevigny, bitches!

I don't normally comment, but the lack of my number one prompts me.

1. Jeff Goldblum (dude is a silver fox)
2. Eric Bana
3. Paul Rudd
4. Jensen Ackles (yeah, okay, supernatural is a guilty pleasure)
5. Michael C. Hall

1 - James McAvoy (I'm pleased to see all the love Pajibians are givin' him)
2 - Johnny Depp
3 - Gael Garcia Bernal
4 - Kevin McKidd
5 - Christian Bale

Honourable mentions - RDJr, Paul Rudd, Edward Norton, David Tennant

NOTE - to the many McAvoy lovers I see out there, see if you can get your grubby paws on seasons 1 & 2 of Shameless, also starring his lovely and talented wife, Anne Marie Duff. You may need the subtitles on to translate the thick Mancurian accents but it's just such an amazing show.

1) Robert Downey Jr (always and forever)
2) George Clooney
3) Clive Owen
4) Helena Bonham Carter
5) John Larroquette

Runner up: Alec Baldwin's voice

1. (always #1) Colin Firth
2. Alan Rickman
3. Hugh Laurie
4. John Cleese
5. Thomas Gibson

Ohhh godtopus, am I out of touch. Until someone mentioned him specifically in the context of FNL, I thought Taylor Kitch was that old grey-haired dude who was on (and won?) American Idol a few years ago, and I was really baffled at how many 'jibans were into him.

James May, Another Jen? Interesting choice. I'd take Richard Hammond, despite the fact that in the latest season I've seen here in Canada (which I think is a couple of years behind), he's been looking a bit overly metrosexual for my liking.

Anyway, the main reason I'm popping back in is that I forgot my "girl I'd most like to play doctor-and-naughty nurse with" entry:

Portia DeRossi.

I figure it'd help if one of us has experience in the girl-on-girl department. And then we can spend hours playing with each other's hair afterwards. Sexy time AND girly time....huh, you know, that really does have potential....

No, his thing is that he's not old, but he's already grey.

He has a heart full of soul, doncha know.

Hmm, only one for Thomas Gibson? Come on, that is one handsome man. What's he doing in the CBS ghetto? Falling off horny people's radar is what!

So, I asked my boyfriend what his would be (he's not a Pajiba reader), and I'm not sure if I should be disturbed by his list:

Warren Beatty
Julia Ormond
Paul Newman
Liz Phair
Angela Lansbury (10 years prior to The Manchurian Candidate)
Robert Redford
Richard Gere
David Duchovny
Juliana Hatfield

I think maybe the scariest part is that he specifically mentioned the date stipulation in re: A. Lansbury, but had no rules attached to the others...

I realize that Tennant has popped up approximately 20 times, but I warn you now, I would kill every last one of you before I'd let you touch one gorgeous hair on his head. Jay will back me up on this.

Lauren, steel yourself, my girl. Also, does this mean you have a thing for Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North? And Wilf?

Hicks! I was thinking of Taylor Hicks!...That was his name, right? I guess because he's kind of a kitschy performer, I was confused.

Still can't picture Taylor Kitsch, though. Time for a pretty Google Images search!

1. Eddie Redmayne
2. Tina Fey
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
4. Louis Garrel
5. Julianne Moore

Younger men; older ladies. Hells yeah.

Okay, not bad, but not really my type. I think I'd have to see him in action to get the full appeal.

1. Jeff Hardy. Has been for a good 10 years now.
2. Colin Farrell. Nice to see him popping up (heh.) on more lists this time around.
3. Famke Janssen.

That's the unchanging section. Beyond that I don't really know.
4. Julian McMahon
5. Stephen Colbert

1. Damian Lewis
2. Kevin McKidd
3. Hugh Laurie
4. David Straithern
5. Rufus Sewell

Nicole - c'mon now. I think we all have a little thing for Harriet Jones, Former Prime Minister.

I'm not even going to look at anyone else's until I'm finished with this comment. I don't want to get any ideas. I'm writin it in notepad until I can get this shit down.

Here goes.

1. Scarlett Johansson. Shutup. She is perfect, and I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks. I'm not even half gay, but I'd go gay for her.
2. Vin Diesel
3. Michael Clarke Duncan
4. Carrie Ann Moss

No one, NO ONE mock the fifth, no matter how much you go what the FUCK at it.

5. Ron Perlman.

Yes, I said it. He has to be in Hellboy makeup though.

....

Is that as fucked up as it sounds, really? I don't know. A giant red demon who'd no doubt split me the fuck in half just does it for me. Especially with Ron Perlman's voice. Ron Perlman by himself? No. But as Hellboy?

Yes.

I need therapy and about a month straight locked in a church.

Oh, well, "Who in the Whoniverse"? Sarah Lancashire. Googly Moogly. (granted, she'd normally be "Who on Coronation Street" but she counts NOW!)

Sarah Jane, Ace, Tegan, Romana II, Barbara

(well it's too easy to just say Tina Fey, Zooey Deschanel (and is Katy Perry an upsized version or is it just me? But Zooey's personality counts a lot too), Kate Winslet, Dana Delany and Fran Drescher)

Jaci:

Ann's got an E, but big kudos on spelling Johansson correctly.

I'm almost tempted to quote Batman and say "there's nothing wrong with (her) that I can't fix with my hands". But that gets a bit weird, doesn't it? But then I don't think there's anything wrong with her. As for Ron, well, remember when he set panties alight 20 years ago as Vincent? Ain't nothin new, honey.

I like to eat like Hellboy and I think Selma Blair's really cute, so I couldn't begrudge it anyway. And actually (checks clock): it's Golden Army time!

Chris Cornell
Jason Statham
Clive Owen
Josh Holloway
Daniel Craig

And on the other side:
Uma Thurman

David Beckham - my #1 for 13 years and counting
James Franco
Robert Downey Jr.
James Marsden
Zinadine Zidane - oh how I loooove soccer players

Ok, seriously. I am reading all these great lists and great comments. I have a crappy significant.....whatever. He is NOT a Pajiban. Wouldn't know a Pajiba if it bit him in the ass. Tried to show him the thread about Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog and the really funny comment where someone said that the pic of NPH in the goggles looked like Dom. Pinion in City of Lost Children.....yeah, he didn't know wtf I was talking about. So, I tried to show him a trailer for CoLC (keep in mind this guy is a HUGE movie freak...collects movies...has THOUSANDS of dvds...considers himself to be VERY WELL VERSED on movies) and he just says "nope, don't know what you're talking about," and walks out the house.

I mean, DAMN!!! I need a new man!!! I need a PAJIBA man!!!!!

**** sorry, had to rant..had a crap week and just needed to vent....thanks for listening...***

Another Jen, MO(meaux),

I would have to go with Jeremy Clarkson just because of his attitude. I consider him an honorary Pajiban.

Mike Rowe
Christiano Ronaldo
Daniel Craig
Ryan Gosling (bearded, preferably)
Ewan McGregor (clean shaven, preferably)

Clive Owen

Sook Yin Lee (loved her before I got to see the goods in Shortbus)

Ryan Gosling (go Canada!)

Joss Stone

Lee Pace (with Anna Friel in the back of The Piemakers kitchen)

Mmmm...I like thinking about sex with celebrities while at work.

1. Tina Fey. I know she has been said a million times, but seriously...is there anything sexier than a funny and beautiful woman who wears glasses? And in the hot-chick-with-glasses battle of alliteration, Liz Lemon even beats Lisa Loeb.

2. James Marsden. I'll totally take off my pants for a superhero who can also sing and dance. Note to Hugh Jackman - that Australia movie better not suck as much as I think it will if you want your spot back in 2009.

3. James McAvoy. Atonement totally did me in. I will love him forever.

4. Michael Caine. What?!? Everyone needs a good old-man crush.

5. John Krasinski. I don't care if he is too 2007. I still write 2007 on half my checks, so we'll be fine.

Famke Janssen was really close...she has some movies coming out, so 2009 may be her year!

Oh, and girls I would do if they asked me:

1. Kate Winslet
2. Laura Linney
3. Jodie Foster
4. Tina Fey
5. Meryl Streep

Also, the people who wrote Ed Norton instead of Edward Norton are making me mutter "Hey, Ralphie boy!" under my breath while giggling hysterically.

Three-nineteen, I can totally see that. Clarkson would definitely fit in around here.

Dammitjanet, I feel your pain--I'm married to a guy who doesn't get Pajiba-type humour. Not that I'm complaining, I mean, he is a great guy, but it can be tiresome trying to explain why I'm giggling at the monitor. I think we might need Pajibaland mates. You know, like how you have a spouse-spouse and a work-spouse...well, lately I've been spending so much time here, I may need a Pajiba-spouse. Or at least a fling.

Or maybe I just need for work to get a little bit busier so I don't have too much free time.....

jeremy, Zeb Atlas and Matthew Rush need to have a mutual oiled-up muscle-worship session before Zeb's untimely demise. And I need to watch. ("But honestly, honey, I didn't touch either of them!")

Claire, you can have the All Blacks if I can have the Springboks. I'd show South Africa how to really get past apartheid, if you know what I'm saying. ("But honestly, honey, I was doing it for racial equality!")

dammitjanet, I feel your pain, mostly because I want to name a daughter "Miette".

gay for:

emmanuelle chriqui
kate winslet
anne hathaway
zooey deschanel
mary-louise parker

i guess i like the adorable types....looks like dark-hair too.

1) James McAvoy
2) Jason Bateman
3) Joseph Gordon Levitt (i love him still, even though he hasn't been in much lately.)
4) Ryan Gosling
5) and I'd like an orgy with the entire cast of "It's Always Sunny..."

Hugh Laurie/John C. McGinley
either is ok
Megan Fox
the. hottest. woman. on. the. planet.
Jessica Biel
or Jessica Biel with Jessica alba, that works too
Kiera Knightly
mmmh Kiera...
Kristen Bell
Geek Cred

Nathan Fillion gets an honorable mention

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Kristen Bell
3. Alexis Bleidel
4. Keira Knightly
5. Megan Fox

James McAvoy
Gerard Butler
Jon Stewart
Tony Leung Chiu-wai
Ken Watanbe

I think we might need Pajibaland mates

No, MO(meaux)...I will not be your PajiMate™...I'm already promised to Julie....stop asking...maybe Jay?

1.Christopher Plummer as Captian VonTrapp. Sound of Music makes me so hot.
2.Stephen Colbert(he would have to keep the power suit on and entertain me after with witty banter)
3.Christian Bale
4.Daniel Craig
5.Daniel Radcliff (and yea, I'd make him call me Ginny.)

Girls I'd switch teams for: I seem to like bitchy women

1.Megan Fox
2.Blair from Gossip Girl
3.Emma Watson
4.Maggie Gylenhall
5.Scarlett Johanssen

Colin, okay, so I'm seriously late in replying...

Yes, Bale was about 13 in Empire of the Sun. But I was 8 or 9, so it was okay.

1. Ewan McGregor
2. James McAvoy
3. Gerard Butler
4. Michael Cera
5. Paul Rudd

I like men in kilts, what can I say. No. 1 has been top of my leaderboard for at least a decade. No. 4 is far to young for me, but fuck he's funny and as I discovered watching Superbad, he can carry a tune at least as well as Burton Cummings.

Aww, Shadows, buddy, I was actually hoping Julie would offer to be my PajiMate....Maybe we can work something out.

Hmm, perhaps what we need is a PajiMate of the Month club.

Hmmmm....

1. Lee Pace
2. Anthony Bourdain
3. Natalie Morales
4. Clive Owen
5. Catherine Zeta-Jones

I feel much more strongly about the women on my list than I do about the men. Probably because I'm much more picky about the women who I'd go lesbian for.

Top Five:
1.Zooey Deschanel
2.Cate Blanchett
3.Christian Bale (I'm so disappointed with myself for being so predictable, but I bet he's amazing in bed)
4.Jack Nicholson (I just saw Chinatown ... but my heart will always be with George Hanson from Easy Rider)
5.This was difficult, but probably Guillermo Diaz from Weeds. It might be a passing thing ... but I'd be all over him right now if he showed up at my apartment

Honorable mentions: Peter Krause, David Bowie, Maggie Gyllenhaal (threesome with Peter Saarsgard?)

1. Al Pacino (saggy balls and all but prefer Tony Montana or Michael Corleone)

2. John Leguizamo (Romeo and Juliet skeezy especially)

3. Derek Jeter (and I'm a Red Sox fan!)

4. One of the Mexican cholos from Training Day (I know it's a horrible disgusting stereotype but I can't help it!)

5. Johnny Depp (but he has to wear his hair in a loose ponytail and look mournful)

Thank GOD I'm only working a half day. Now I can go home and get in bed and...relax.

No particular order here:

Penis sex:
His Clooneyness!
The Depp!
The Fillion!
The Ferrell (PaddyDog, no shame there; fucker is hot)
The Byrne! (Gabriel Byrne. I have no idea why; he has always had this sexy older man thing going on that I CANNOT get past...)
The Gosling! (ha ha, I choose 6!)

Gina sex:
The Maggs (Gyllenhaal)
The Winslett
The Portman
The Mandy (Moore)

ok, I'll choose 4 here to kinda even it out.
Yay! And I can't believe it's been a year since the last 'Five Fuckables' diversion...

Times flies.

Oh my, there are so many people that i would love to get sweaty with...top five for this moment in no order:

Colin Firth
Julien Barret (the mighty boooooooosh)
Zooey Deschenel
Alan Rickman
Ryan Gosling

Rufus Sewell
Gabriel Byrne
James Purefoy
Matthew MacFayden
Clive Owen

1. James MacAvoy
2. Lee Pace (but not in Soldier's Girl, obviously)
3. Edward Norton
4. Daniel Craig (I CANNOT wait for Defiance to come out)
5. James Marsden (which is weird, because he's so much prettier than the boys I usually go for)

To all the people who entered Robert Downey Jr., I am actually envious of you. I used to totally dig him, for as far back as I can remember. Then I went out with a guy that looks just like him, who turned out to be a douchebag and a racist among other things. I dumped his ass as quickly as I could, and it was years ago, but now I can't look at RDJ without seeing the ex in question. Which sucks, because I love RDJ as much as the rest of you. But I could never sleep with him, even given the chance...
This is no way to live.

Jack Davenport
Clive Owen
Robert Downey Jr.
Alan Rickman
Peter Wingfield

Yeah I have a thing for Roman noses and rumbly voices.

Hmm... clearly I am a sucker for an accent. LOVE reading everyone else's and seeing how much we all agree... except for Christian Bale. Keep his nancy boy ass away from my list, you weirdos.

1. Clive Owen (mmm, just rewatched Gosford Park)
2. David Tennant (seriously, that season finale? DAMN!)
3. Javier Bardem (NOT in No Country)
4. Ewan MacGregor (even though he's kind of a pretty boy)
5. RDJ (um, yeah, just like the rest of ya)

honorable mention: Paul Rudd (as Ethan the Drug Lord), Hugh Jackman (Wolverine please, not Fosse or whatever), Christopher Eccleston (is it bad I was considering watching The Dark Is Rising or whatever they decided to call it just because he's in it? although I'd have to say CE as the Doctor only after looking at some of the pics on IMDB, he kind of looks insane in a lot of them), and the entire Torchwood cast. I can't decide if I'd go gay for Gwen, or if I want to BE Gwen (love her hair).

So heartening to see how many people share my love of these folk:

Clive Owen I've been in lust with that man since Croupier.

Rufus Sewell Started loving him with Dangerous Beauty and never stopped.

Vincent D'Onofrio Yeah, he's gained weight and all, but, unlike James Spader (who dropped off the list once he began looking more like the present-day William Shatner than Shatner ever did at Spader's age), D'Onofrio carries it well (being preternaturally tall helps), and his talent is a massive turn-on.

Angelina Jolie Yeah, I said it. And I mean it; she's the only woman in the world who could make me go gay and never return.

Hugh Laurie Jesus, if this needs explaining, there's something really wrong.

Hmm, I need a PajiMate. Any takers?

Ok, the one member of the Whoniverse I can't pick is Eccleston. Stop throwing shit at me! That daft face and big ears just do NOT do it for me. And sorry, but Jackie's just a bit TOO council estate for me, but I have managed to work "Oi!" into my everyday speech.

(Pssst, Mickey, now that you're back on this universe, call me.)

Pea,
In all fairness, that probably turned it from potentially creepy to more than likely cute.

Hmm, perhaps what we need is a PajiMate of the Month club.

Heartily seconded. And I guess I can arrange to lend her to you every once in awhile...but we gotta share. At the same time. With a video camera.

Hmm, just the thing I need to get in a positive frame of mind before work! Here goes:

1. Nathan Fillion... Come on... Who wouldn't?

2. Robert Downey, Jr. Iron Man X.X

3. Eric Bana - I don't care how much that Boleyn thing sucked, he looked so... Commanding

4. Gerard Butler (Self-explanatory really)

5. James McAvoy ...I don't generally go for short men, but DAMN.

Alright, took a few minutes, but I think I have pretty solid list considering my top 5 changes frequently.

1.)Eva Mendes (Makes a few movies bearable, like Stuck on You and Ghost Rider. It's the excellent proportion of hips/waist/chest combined with those come-hither eyes and DSLs.)

2.)Carmen Electra (Wanted to rip that up ever since I was 13)

3.)Emily Blunt (Devil Wears Prada, but if she could have that darker skin tone like in Charlie Wilson's War, she can easily bump up to #1)

4.)Amy Adams (Junebug, but she was stunning in Enchanted and Charlie Wilson)

5.)Mary McDonnell (That episode of BSG where she's yelling at Baltar, trying to make him confess - Holy shit, she's intense! Probably translates well to the bedroom)

And my top three Man-crushes

1.)Robert Downey Jr. (obviously. Saw Iron Man for the 4th time yesterday. Man-babies. Put them in me)

2.)Johnny Depp ('cause he's awesome and looks like a cuddler)

3.)Clive Owen (English accent and great manly presence. I need the watch the Bourne Identity again)

Reading over other people's lists, I see some athletes and whatnot. So I'll add a nonactor to my freebies:

Paul Westerberg

I love him.

1. Adrian Pasdar
2. Sendhil Ramamurthy (Am I the only person here who watches Heroes? Because there is no excuse for not having at least one of these two on your list if you do.)
3. Kyle Chandler (and his hair)
4. The Clooney
5. Paul Rudd/Jensen Ackles/David Tennant

I'm 22... and really not as geeky as this list probably makes me seem.

Apparently my lust has inspired me to end my lurking ways.

1. JAMES MCAVOY.
I would let that man do absolutely anything to me. Hopefully it would also include him saying filthy things to me in that orgasm-inducing Scottish accent of his.

2.Shia LaBeouf
Yeah, a little embarrassing, especially since I'm a good 8 years older than him, but there's something so hot about that kid...
3.Jim Sturgess
A gorgeous man with a gorgeous voice (singing AND speaking),and seems charming as hell.
4.Naveen Andrews
Swarthy, hot, and has the very definition of "bedroom eyes". The only condition is that he must use his regular accent (British--are you sensing a theme here...?)
5. Wild Card Pick= Bear Grylls from Man vs. Wild on the Discovery Channel. That guy is so tough and capable (but always maintains an adorable British decorum), it makes me think he'd be incredible in bed.

Girl on girl? Only one--definitely Eva Mendes. I'm thoroughly straight and that woman makes me melt.

There you have it. But I'd drop them all in a second for one night with James McAvoy.

I am bummed that I missed this yesterday. Stupid work, it always gets in the way of my Pajiba time. Not cool. Anyways, here is my list:

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Matt Damon
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Jason Bateman
5. Mr. Darcy..oh I mean Colin Firth

1) Clive Owen
2) Christian Bale
3) Robert Downey Jr
4) David Tennant
5) John Hannah (hey, he's funny...)

1. Joaquin Phoenix a la Signs
2. Zooey Deschanel
3. Maggie Gylleenhaal
4. David Duchovoney (If I were a man, in 15 years I would turn into him in Californication)
5. Mark Whalberg-- but only if he would talk in his Boston accent in bed

1. Mila Kunis
2. Natalie Portman
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Monica Bellucci

1. Josh Holloway
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Johnny Depp
4. Dwayne Johnson (That may be the first time I haven't referred to him as "The Rock")
5. Jason Bateman

1.Monica Bellucci
(most beautiful actress living)

2.Gwyneth Paltrow
(nuff said)

3.Aisha Tyler
(gorgeous, intelligent, and a home brewer for Gods sake)

4.Maggie Gyllenhaal
(first "Secretary", then unabashed lesbian allegory? There is a God.)

5.Jennifer Connely
(for me Irish Loins)

Honorable Mention: Evan Rachel Wood
(cut her some friggin slack, eh?)

Colin, glad to un-creepify that for you slightly. Pretty sure Bale was the first guy I ever had a crush on... followed closely by Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future.

Wanted to add Kate Winslet to my list. I would totally bring her in for a 3-some with Mister Pea and me.

My girl-crushes fluctuate between La Winslet, Charlize Theron (who frequents a certain strip club with Stuart Townsend when she's here in Toronto), and Natalie Portman.

So, I'm totally late for this but anyway...

1) JIM STURGESS
2) Christian Bale
3) Eric Bana
4) Jason Bateman
5) Shia LaBouef (yeah...it's wrong, I know)

Forget that...bump Shia and add JAME MACAVOY! Yummmmm

Jason Bateman
James Franco
Johnny Depp
Robert Downey Jr.
Pierce Brosnan

1. gennaro gattuso (a.c. milan football club, beautiful player and just hotness all the way around)
2. christian bale
3. ryan gosling
4. shahrukh khan (hot ass bollywood actor)
5. ricardo montalban (i've had a crush on him since i saw him as Khan on star trek when i was 5 or 6 and then later on fantasy island. if i were to have hot pepaw sexy times, i'd want it to be him.)

bonus!!! girls i'd totally do:
1. monica belluci
2. catherine zeta jones
3. angelina jolie
4. madhuri dixit (bollywood actress)
5. scarlett johanssen

Late to the party, as usual. Does that mean mine are less likely to come true?

Rufus Sewell
David Straithern
Ewan MacGregor
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Monica Belucci

Wow, James McAvoy may actually give Nathan Fillion a run for his money at the top spot this year. Dustin, please provide the sexiest picture you can find of Mr. McAvoy for the round-up. Much obliged.

1. Daniel Craig
2. Gerard Butler
3. Jason Stathum
4. Clive Owen
5. hmmm...need to think

Late to the party, as usual. Does that mean mine are less likely to come true?

Can you have a less than 0% chance of something happening? (But, um, I hope not. Leave that hippie chick and run away with me, Pasdar!)

James McAvoy
Zooey Deschanel
Peter Sarsgaard
Anthony Bourdain
Jason Batemen

MO(meaux) and Three-nineteen, I can't explain the James May thing. I adore all three of the Top Gear lads and I love the shit out of that show in general, but for some reason, I really want to bang James. Something tells me that underneath that stuffy Brit exterior there is a hot, sweaty time to be had.

Maryscott O'Connor, your list struck me as just the perfect mix of people I'd want to join me in an orgy. I don't know why. Well played, ma'am!

Off to the showers for me...it's getting sticky in here.

David Boreanaz
Shemar Moore
Robert Downey Jr.
Nathan Fillion
Colin Firth

I know, I know I'm late to the party, but the traffic really sucked.

1. Joshua Jackson (I know, so 1999. Whatever, SHUT IT, Pacey rules.)
2. Ryan Gosling
3. James McAvoy
4. Jack White
5. Ryan Reynolds

1) Matt Damon
2) Justin Timberlake
3) Robert Downey Jr.
4) Matthew Fox
5) Matt Damon

ugh, I need to get laid this weekend. preferably by #'s 1 & 5.

1.Clive Owen
2.Edgar Ramirez
3.Gerard Butler
4.Colin Farrell
5.Andy Lau

Girl Crushes:
Monica Bellucci
Natalie Portman
Michelle Yeoh

1. Robert Downey Jr
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Christian Bale
4. Gael Garcia Bernal
5. Javier Bardem

1. Daniel Craig
2. James McAvoy
3. Clive Owen
4. Angelina Jolie in her Billy Bob era
5. Chow Yun Fat

Bonus:
Alan Richman but just for phone sex.

Thandie Newton
Molly Parker
Salma Hayek (And she will remain on this list until one of us drops dead)
Nia Long
Cindy McCain (DON'T YOU JUDGE ME)

Colin, sweetie -

I've just been perusing the comments on Pajiba's Freebie's list, and laughing at how many people want to be with you. Then, to my horror, I realized I forgot to put you on my list! TWICE!! I'm sure this is only because we are lovers in real life, so why would you need to be on my fantasy list? But you insist on keeping our crazy-hot sex sessions a secret, so I will add you to my list so I don't accidentally blow (har!) our cover.

1. Harrison Ford
2. Stephen Colbert
3. Colin Firth (see how I put you in the middle to further disguise our affair? Smart, huh?)
4. David Tennant
5. Robson Green / Idris Elba (tie)

I promise I'll make it up to you. My apology will include bungee cords, battery operated toys and dark chocolate.

(Dustin: I promise this will be my last revision. I won't change it again - even to put Alan Rickman on.)

Or John Barrowman.

1. Lee Pace (the only new addition - totally due to his work in The Fall)
2. Clive Owen
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Gillian Anderson (who I just can't quit)

Or John Barrowman.

If only he really was like Jack, eh? I wonder what his real Scottish accent sounds like. He's buried that shit deep.

Hello, lurker here! Why is is so much fun to share this list with strangers?

1. Adrian Brody
2. Spike (aka James Marsters)
3. Jemaine Clement
4. a Ewan MacGregor/Christian Bale sandwich, a la the end of "Velvet Goldmine" so it counts as one
5. Matt Damon (I'm fucking Matt Damon!)

Girls I'd most like to feel up: Natalie Portman and Drew Barrymore (back in the mid 90's when she was all smiles and daisys and showing off her boobs.)

1.james mcavoy
2. adam brody
3. kristen bell
4. coco rocha (if she counts as a celebrity)
5. brad pitt (almost cliche, but i can't help it)

1. James McAvoy
2. Christian Bale
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Gael Garcia Bernal

I am so, so late.. I have clearly been thinking too hard about this:

1) Robert Downey Jr
2) Kristen Bell
3) Regina Spektor
4) Ed Norton
5) Nathan Fillion - in character (as the Captain) would be nice.

Norton stays because of recent sex-dream ecstacy. However, I'm tempted to replace him with McAvoy on condition that the man be very Scottish - none of this American crap.

Jay, he slips into a bit of the Scots thing in some of the TW season 1 bloopers on Youtube if you listen...

On second thought, I cannot imagine passing up sex with Stephen Colbert.

Fuck.

Greetings from Mexico...i never posted but im an old time reader of this wonderful site....thanks to the reviews i had saved a lot of pesos....and also got to see a lot of beautiful movies, that are not so promoted in this country...so...thanks

Im 28, and right now i have this obssesion with older ladies....

1.-Catherine Keener
2.-Laura Linney
3.-Amy Adams
4.-Lauren Graham
5.-Sarah Mclachlan

Oh my... someone else put David Hewlett! I thought I was the only one!

Also: couple that would win me over (were they still, erm, both alive)-- Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.

But five for THIS year?

1.) Sendhil Ramamurthy (aka Dr. Suresh)

2 and 3) Salma Hayek and George Clooney are always on my list.

4.) David Hewlett (aka Rodney McKay)

5.) David Duchovny

1.) Hugh Dancy
2.) Mark Strong
3.) Daniel Craig
4.) Clive Owen
5.) Henry Cavill

Ah, thank you Jay, I'm actually nineteen. So I missed that cutoff for the pantie-alighting. However, I am going to go see Hellboy in about fifteen minutes buzzed as fuck off of a healthy dose of vicodin, so I'm sure I'll be having eyegasms at the back of the theatre.

And I'm not reading the Pajiba review till it's over, cause I don't want to be disappointed.

I feel kind of stupid forgetting the "E" in Anne. I named my dog Trinity for Godtopus' sake.

1.) Scarlett Johansen

2.) Cote de Pablo (Ziva)

3.) Carrie Underwood

4.) Angelina Jolie

5.) Sandra Bullock

Late, but horny as hell in this Friday night, so here's my list:

1-. The Rock (yum!)
2-. Colin Firth (I'm a sucker for accents)
3-. Gabriel Byrne (that nose gives me so many wicked ideas!)
4-. Clive Owen (a shitload of testosterone with an accent on top)
5-. The Rock again while Colin and Clive whisper sweet nothings in my ear

1. Javier Bardem
2. Nikolaj Lie Kaas
3. Jeff Bryan Davis
4. Desmond Harrington
5. Charlie Hunnam

Fuck, I forgot Allan Rickman! If Im the last person to post, can I have on my list?

All right i changed my mind.

1. Javier Bardem
2. Nikolaj Lie Kaas
3. Jeff Bryan Davis
4. Chiwetel Ejiofor
5. Charlie Hunnam

Desmond Harrington hasn't been hot since THE HOLE.

1. Nathan Fllion
2. James McAvoy
3. Hugh Dancy
4. Fred Weller
5. Vincent D'Onofrio

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Johnny Depp
3. Christian Bale
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Cate Blanchett
6. James McAvoy
7. Javier Bardem

Yeah, I cheated. I think I need more like 15 freebies rather than 5...

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Clive Owen
3. Ewan McGregor
4. Ed Norton
5. Liam Neeson

This is the best game -- when my girlfriends and I play over drinks we usually get three lists of five each: men, women, and classics (Jimmy Stewart tops my list there . . . )

1. Michelle Pfieffer (then, now, and possibly tommorrow)
2. Isla Fisher
3. Natalie Portman
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Diane Lane
Bonus for the other way: Clive Owen

omg! have you seen the new pix of jake gyllenhaal at the airport, looking all scruffy and rough (for his new film role)??!! fuck me!! i gotta have him on my list!! holy shit!

that's all.

1. Mary Louise Parker
2. Tony Leung
3. Jason Schwartzman
4. Alan Tudyk
5. Micheal K. Williams

I forgot Michael Clark Duncan! Have you ever seen that man laugh? I imagine the baritone would just make your whole body vibrate. Um...so yes, he would be good on this list...

Hah. Yes yes, BiblioGeek. He's a human vibrator- all he has to do is talk.

And hold me down.

Ahem.

VI, I HAVE A ROMAN NOSE AND A SNARKY WISONSINISH RUMBLE. You know, just...puttin it out there.

Saw Hellboy II and unfortunately, the theatre was full so I wasn't able to masturbate openly.

Ah well.

I am not a sex fiend.

Guys

• David Tennant (as the Doctor)
• Robert Downey Jr (as Tony Stark/Iron Man)
• Edward Norton (from The Illusionist)
• John Hannah (love that sexy Scottish accent)
• Clive Owen (preferably in a tux)

Runners-up: Nathan Fillion, James McAvoy, Naveen Andrews, Lee Pace, Hugh Jackman (as Wolverine)

Gals

• Helen Mirren
• Kate Winslet
• Cate Blanchett
• Salma Hayek

Hot damn that's a lot of comments.

1. Cate Blanchett
2. Eva Green
3. Thora Birch
4. Monica Belluci
5. Hayden Panettiere

I tried to resist #5, but I'm a dirty old man.

Ray Fiennes
Ed Burns
Henry Rollins and/or Bruce Willis
Christina Hendricks (newest girl-crush)
Karina Lombard (first girl-crush)

Wait a minute...just five? Really, five?

Well, then, alternates:
Ed Harris
Jet Li
Colin Firth
Catherine Bell
Felicity Huffman (Don't laugh. She's a riot in interviews.)

James McAvoy has always been hot in my eyes, but I think what made Wanted up him in (apparently, if the turn out here is any indication) everyone's books was how much of a normal guy he's portrayed as. He's always been as cute as he is in Wanted, and Atonement was even sexier for him (dim mood-lit library, him in a tux, and a gorgeous green dress all combine to equal YES PLEASE), but when he spends so much of the film being normal and then a third-act scene makes you realize that holy shit, this guy is ripped, TOO? Well, it all works together to overthrow Mr. Fillion, I think.

Short version of what I just said? Love all the love for the McAvoy. If you could come visit the Pajiba Fan Club, it'd be much appreciated.

Whomever mentioned "The Cast of Torchwood" as an entire entity? You're brilliant. Fucking those five would just make me seem so much cooler for doing so.

In no order:
Melissa Archer ("One Life To Live")
Shonna Tucker ("Drive-By Truckers")
Christie Brinkley (on the rebound!)
Keri Russell (a la mode!)
Michelle Wie (fore!)

1. James McAvoy
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Hugh Laurie
4. David Tennant
5. Robert Pattinson (oh, shut up.)

1 Javier Bardem
2 DeCaprio 3 Clive Owen
4 Ryan Gosling
5 Robert Downey Jr

*DiCarpio and his accent in Blood Diamonds was Zimbabwean not South African

Nicole:

If Harriet Jones would get me on set, yes, I would. What can I say, I'm blonde... that gives me a shot with Tennant right? And Barrowman and I can snuggle!

Seriously though, my boyfriend has accepted that I'd leave him in the TARDIS. I only managed to get the whole show on the list with the proviso that it cannot happen in Cardiff. Apparently if it happens in Cardiff, I am trying too hard, and that is cheating on the whole non-cheating thing.

Scratch any of the five above and substitute the NoiseBot girl. I don't care which one. Except Melissa Archer, redhead with a gunrack -- pair of 44s.

1. Natalie Portman (obvious)
2. Helen Mirren (cause you just know she's a freak)
3. Parker Posey (cause she makes me laugh)
4. Kate Winslet (cause she makes me think)
5. Alan Rickman (that voice)

Honorable Mention: Clint Eastwood circa 1960's/70's

P.S. I'm a lezzie chick just in case anyone's corn-fused...

Shee, people sure do luuuurve to share their favorite SILFs, don't they?

When y'all gonna close comments on this monster? Are you going to try for 1K posts? 'Cause it's looking like you might make that.

Gary Oldman(For years I thought that I found Sid Vicious incredibly sexy...I even have his action figure as a page holder at my piano. A couple years ago I realized it was Gary the whole time. I IMDB'd him and was amazed by how many roles I loved him in and didn't even realize it was him. For serious, that guy completely disappears into his characters)
Eddie Izzard (His abilities to mime, make me laugh, and speak French lead me to believe he would be the most amazing frick of my life)
George Clooney(I know it's kinda obvious, but whatever-he rocks my shit)
Robert Downey Jr (Funny story...many years ago I was watching Natural Born Killers at night and fell asleep in the middle. When I woke up the next morning the Today Show was on and there was RDJ...being interviewed from prison. It was like NO!!! I can forgive the drugged up Goldilocks antics, but not this blatant hypocrisy! But I guess I COULD forgive it. Kiss kiss bang bang indeed.*)
Leo DiCaprio (My big crush as a kid was Kirk Cameron, and I was sort of bitter when this "Luke" showed up and stole his thunder. But he grew up into such a . He was kind of cute in his earlier movie career, but once he thickened into a man circa Gangs of NY, ... Oh! And now that Kirk Cameron is batshit insane(IMO),it feels good to lust after Luke.)

*I haven't read the other responders...has that joke been used yet?

1. Maria Bello
2. Maria Bello
3. Maria Bello
4. Jennifer Tilly
5. Maria Bello

I look at the responses of the allegedly male Pajibans and I weep for our species...

1. Kristen Bell
2. Shia LaBeouf
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Ryan Gosling
5. James McAvoy's short ass.

Seriously though 5'8"?
I'm already 2 and a half inches taller than you without heels.

too bad you're really hot

re Grove:

What males? There is like a 10 to 1 female to male ratio. Either that or there a lot of gay men around here. Still, I think Kristin Kreuk should be on more lists. If the crazy evangelicals are right and homosexuality is just some sort of disease I'm convinced Kristin Kreuk could cure anyone and even make some females switch hit.

Mary McCormick
Kate Winslet
Mary Louise Parker
Gary Oldman
Trent Reznor

Angelina is a given.
Lily Allen is very hot, but thinking of her naked makes me itch down there.
Prince: after seeing him at Coachella, I know he could make my panties fly across the room with a wink, but it would be involuntary and, hence, not applicable to my list.

Natalie Portman
James McAvoy
Mark Wahlburg
Scarlett Johansson
Diego Luna

In no particular order...
Jason Bateman
Josh Lucas
Al Pacino
George Clooney
Ed Norton

In no particular order-

Even though none of them are near my age.

Cate Blanchett (because she's so awesome, she gets up in the mornings and pisses excellence)
James McAvoy
Ryan Gosling
James Marsden
Daniel Radcliffe (okay, this is just because I am extremely pale, as is he, we could have lovely albino sexual relations...and I also love English accents)

I would like to eliminate Ed Norton from my list and replace him with Philip Seymour Hoffman.

1-Hilary Duff
2-Chris Evans
3-Ben Affleck
4-Matt Dallas
5-Lee Pace

1. Aaron Eckart
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Liz Phair (she is a long running fantasy of mine)
4. Robert Downey, Jr.
5. Ryan Gosling

The letter R obviously does it for me. Maybe it has to do wit the fact that the guy that I lost my virginity to name starts with an R....hmmm...

Wow. Look at this place.

Stripped-off undergarments flung about, unidentifiably sticky floor, candles that have guttered out in pools of their own wax...

Is that...is that an industrial size jar of lube in the corner??

Anyway, I'm anticipating the results of this 500+ comment thread.

One last thing, for Lauren -

What can I say, I'm blonde... that gives me a shot with Tennant right?

I'm blonde too. And I'll fight you to the death. If anyone is taking off the brown suit, it's me.

1. It's still Christian Bale
2. Jeffrey Donavan from Burn Notice
3. James McAvoy
4. Brad Pitt
5. Eduardo Noriega

ah 1. Christian Bale
2. Colin Firth
3. Heath Ledger
4. Joquain Pheonix
5. Kirstin Dunst

1 Robert Downey, Jr.
2 David Beckham
3 Christian Bale
4 Megan Fox
5 Ed Norton

1. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Clive Owen
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Kristen Bell
5. Kristen Kreuk

(hey, i like my own first name, ok?)

It hardly needs to be said Robert Downey Jr. is a sex freebie god, so I won't and here's the rest of the list

1. David Tennant (in the suit)
2. Jamie Bell
3. Tina Fey
4. James Franco
5. Emile Hirsch

Better late than never, D:

Three holdovers from last year's list:

- James Callis
- Adrian Brody (can't shake that effing modelizer)
- Tak Sakaguchi

Two new femmes:

- Zoe Bell
- Elizabeth Berkeley in her Nomi guise ("She burns")

PS: I have no leg to stand on, Paddy, re. you and the feral ferret, since I (still)get hot watching Showgirls. Who am I to judge?

My partner has given me permission to stray with any or all of the following:

1. Christian Bale (Even if he goes all Bateman on me, I'd still let him hit it.)
2. David Bowie
3. Rosario Dawson
4. The Ghost of Steve McQueen
5. Ola Salo from The Ark

1. David Tennant
2. Jordana Brewster
3. Ellen Page
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Gina Gershon

Subject to change any damn time I want, because at heart I'm just a huge slut for pretty ladies. The boy, if he has any issue, will just have to be content to join in.

Actually, scratch Reynolds. Lee Pace. Barely.
Curse my love of pie.

A firm #1, forever and always: Linda Cardellini
2. How I Met Your Mother-era Alyson Hannigan
3. Tie - Buffy-era Alyson Hannigan/Mary-Louise Parker
4. Isla Fisher
5. Tina Fey

What can I say? I like 'em pale.

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Jenny Lewis
3. Jenna Fischer
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Christina Ricci

Mine would be Men:

1. David Bowie
2. Alan Cumming (Believe it or not, as Fegan Floop)
3. Alan Rickman (That's one of my non-negotiables forever)
4. Christian Bale
5. Robert Downey Jr.

The women (who I would like to do any manner of things to, usually involving something very slippery and/or battery operated):

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Rebecca Romjin
3. Susan Sarandon (that woman just gets better and better mmm)
4. Rosario Dawson
5. Shakira (Don't care, she's hot and can belly dance... 'nuff said)

louis theroux
eddie izzard
david "ten-inch" tennant
lizzy caplan
robert downey jr

1. Christian Bale

2. Viggo Mortensen (as the Russian in Eastern Promises)

3. Clive Owen

4. Joseph Gordon Levitt

5. Paul Newman in his "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" days. I will be DEVASTATED if he actually has cancer.

1. Stephen Colbert
2. Tina Fey
3. Zooey Deschanel
3a. Emily Deschanel (...so wrong it's right?)
4. Katee Sackhoff
5. Kristen Bell

1. Jamie Bamber
2. Gerard Butler
3. Jeffry Dean Morgan
4. Jensen Ackles
5. Taylor Kitsch

If we're switchin':
Gillian Anderson

1 - Robert Downey Jr.
2 - Johnny Depp
3 - Harry Connick Jr.
4 - Jude Law
5 - Hugh Jackman

Girl crush: Kate Winslet and Mariska Hargitay are a hot tie for me!

In no particular order:

David Bowie
Christian Bale
James Mcavoy
Johnny Depp
Joseph Gordon-Levitt

1.Nathan Fillion
2.Neil Patrick Harris
3.Christian Bale
4.Jason Segel
5.Robert Downey Jr.

1. James McAvoy
2. Gael García Bernal
3. Lee Pace
4. Billy Bob Thornton
5. Shannyn Sossamon (I'm a straight female, but damn.)

1. Matt Stone
2. Salma Hayek
3. John Hannah
4. Javier Bardem
5. Ryan Reynolds

I'm going to cheat and give two lists! One for musicians, and one for actors, and a "girl-I'd-switch-teams-for" for each! Here we go.

Musicians:
1) Sufjan Stevens (he will always be number one on this list)
2) Thom Yorke (sure, he has a lazy eye, but damn, somehow it's hot)
3) Lou Reed
4) Bob Dylan (in his prime, the era played by Cate Blanchett in I'm Not There)
5) Kevin Barnes (he's so pretty and effeminate)

Girl-I'd-Switch-Teams-For: Jenny Lewis. I think I just want to BE her.

Actors:
1) Justin Theroux (OH MY GOD, I would do vile and unspeakable things in order to have him for one night)
2) Christian Bale
3) Robert Downey Jr. (as many other folks have suggested, Iron Man suit optional)
4) Jake Gyllenhaal (always a fallback)
5) Clive Owen

Girl-I'd-Switch-Teams-For: Scarlett Johannson (I probably spelled that wrong). I kind of hate her media-personality, but she's so gorgeous and I can't deny it. That vacant stare is just so pretty.

Shit. I forgot Jason Bateman and Hugh Laurie. I think something was missing. I mostly thought about movies, and forgot about television, when I was compiling my list. So let's cheat again, and add a third list, Actors I Know From Television:
1) Jason Bateman
2) Hugh Laurie
3) Lee Pace
4) the dude in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia that doesn't have a beard (I think his character's name is Dennis? it's weird to describe him as the dude WITHOUT the beard, because facial hair is my favorite trait, but hardly any of my freebies regularly sport facial hair. I guess their faces are just too pretty)
5) Michael C. Hall (not so much Six Feet Under, but he is fucking HOT in Dexter)

Girl-I'd-Switch-Teams-For: Aw, Jenna Fischer. I don't even think I'd sleep with her, I think I'd just want to kiss and cuddle.

1. David Bowie. Now, then, always.
2. Christian Bale
3. Jared Padalecki. Yeah, shaddup. The slight texan drawl, the chiseled 6'5" physique... there is no other actor I want to have dirty animalistic sex with. Plus- dimples!
4. Jennifer Connelly
5. Bruce Willis or Kurt Russell, in their action film prime.

Honorable mentions: Jason Lewis as he is so very very pretty. Oh and Joseph Gordon Levitt for the same reason.

Christian Bale. This guy had been on 98% of all lists and I dont even know why it took him so long to break through. Id even fuck him silly in his El Machinista costume lol

1. Ray Stevenson - Titus Pullo=irresistable, what can I say. I like em big and lobotomised I guess...
2. Ryan Reynolds - or funny. But he better not pull any of that Smokin' Aces crap on me again, that really hurt.
3. Hugh Jackman - or with potentially fatal sexual aids, at least those would be preventative of ugly hairy wolfe babies.
4. Clive Owen - or just fucking hot.
5. The South African Rugby team aka The Springboks - A girl can dream can't she...

I'd still go gay for Salma Hayek, I don't care if she has just had a baby. That woman just ouzes sex.

Yeah I'm throwing out Wolverine and replacing him with Hugh Jackman. Making him the only old dude on my list. George Clooney is só 1995...

Shit. Hugh Laurie, Hugh Laurie!!! Dammit, you just can't lose him...

Is it too late to trade Makoto Nagano for Antonio Banderas on my list?

1. Nathan Fillion. Forever.
2. Romany Malco. What a glorious day when he finally showed his ass on Weeds.
3. Lee Pace. God, that smile makes me CRAZY.
4. Timothy Olyphant. He looks like he'd throw you around.
5. Chase Utley (Phillies' 2nd baseman). But he has to wear a hat.

Jodester was entirely correct, I would happily sprain my tongue orally pleasing Ms. Winslet.

Maybe it's a generational thing, but I find myself continually weirded out by all the switch-hitting I see in this thread. My wife will drop the occasional "girl crush" comment (so I'm not some detached, moralizing observer), yet I rather doubt that she would be willing to write them down in the form of Internet posts. So what gives, ladies? Anyone care to educate this geezer on why you feel compelled to announce your girl crush(es) to the world?

I really couldn't care less one way or the other -- I'm just confused, that's all. As an aside, it is mildly interesting to see which women other women think are hot...

...and it continues.

Pants: you can have the Springboks after I've finished with 'em. Alternately, if you can arrange a massive orgy at the next Bingham Cup (the international gay rugby championships), then I'll take that instead.

I'm noticing that lots of people are including team-switching picks... perhaps that's worth a separate diversion?

For Grover:

In alphabetical order, the 5 women for whom I'd switch, at least for a short while, not including Angelina, for whom I'd go gay for life:

1. Monica Belluci

2. Marg Helgenberger

3. Sophie Marceau

4. Natalie Portman

5. Charlize Theron

Brains, beauty and liberal politics -- the ultimate combination.

Grover, you deserve a answer, I think...

I believe we have reached, societally, a stage of enlightenment wherein many people feel free to expand their horizons to include at least the possibility of embracing their innate bisexuality. And it is innate, no matter what the Christofascist Neon Zombie Brigade says.

Women, of course, are a little ahead of the curve; unsurprising, given the propensity of the remaining bigots in this world to punish male homosexuality far more harshly (and often fatally) than that of the female persuasion. Two women in bed is, theoretically, "hot" (unless they love each other, of course -- god forfuckingbid)/I> two men is still an abomination warranting being dragged to death behind a pick-up or crucified to fence.

Hope this helped.

Um, that was supposed to read "Christofascist NeoCon Zombie Brigade," not NEON...

Fuck this fucking sticky keyboard.

The boys:
1)Mr McAvoy (his eyes have looked like that since Children of Dune)
2)Mr Fillion (actully scrub that, Capt Reynolds. And can Jayne join in too please)
3)Mr Rickman (A voice like sulky honey. Mr Fry can read me bedtime stories but Mr Rickman gets locked in the bedroom- It's okay i'll feed him scallops and slide books under the door when i'm busy)
4)Mr Bale. With or without batsuit.
5) Mr Garrel (as he was in the dreamers)

If they pair up dose that mean i get an extra one?

The girls:
1)Ms Weaver (copycat)
2) Ms Fiorentino (circa the last seduction)
3)Uma Thurman (so pretty and innocent in dangerous liaisons- plus great boobs)
4)Maggie. It would be all dappled sunlight, laughter and freshedly ironed sheets. Just a little kink
5)Angelina. Dark, bloody and intense.

What you mean i've run out?? But some of these chaps are going to be exhausted by the time i mercy-kidnap them!
spoilsports.

(can i just slip in G'kar, londo, marcus and ivanova? pretty please?)

Jaci: Did you see his daddy in Legend? how that silly bint ended up picking tom cruise over him..the mind boggles.

Ana: Dexter, ah. Ginger, emotionally unavailable and a serial killer. It should be wrong.

Whoever said hugh laurie: blue-eyed, intelligent, arrogant, british, emotionally unavailable....yummy mcyum.

Mary Scott O'connor: This side of the pond boy/boy is hot.

re previous post: i do know how to spell, i was just distracted.

1. Starbuck from BSG
2. Alyson Hannigan
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Jason Seagal ( I think he'd be fun)
5. Clive Owen

I've bumped Ryan Reynolds this year due to his involvement with Scarlett.

Thanks for humoring me and taking a stab at it, Maryscott O'Connor.

Yeah, I've never quite understood the wink and a nod given to girl/girl even as boy/boy is excoriated -- other than as the insecure alpha male hypocrisy that it so clearly is. Oh well, nothing new there.

Pajiba-land would appear to be a bastion of this new enlightened and emboldened female, judging by the sheer volume of Sapphic posts. Cool.

1. Gerard Butler
2. Daniel Craig as Bond
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Timothy Olyphant
5.

I read through the whole damn list to fill up my empty spots (thank you fans of Timothy Olyphant! mmmm)--because I usually can't get past three names. Hmm. I suppose I can always just fill the empty spaces with Angelina Jolie.

Mmmmm. Yes.

1. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Daniel Craig
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Hugh Grant

Yes, I have a hugh problem.

1. Christian Bale
2. Christian Bale
3. Christian Bale
4. Christian Bale
5. Christian Bale.

The end.

Christian Bale
Clive Owen
James McAvoy
Gerard Butler
Shia LaBeouf (shut up, I've loved him since it was inappropriate to do so. Although I guess it still is.)

RDJ (of course)
Roger Federer
Gabriel Byrne
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Nikolaj Coster Waldau

Soooo late, as I always am to these diversions, but whatever

Ryan Gosling - A friend of a friend went to highschool with him, which means there's a chance, right? RIGHT?

James McAvoy - Loved him since I saw Starter for 10...but after Wanted, lussssst

Paul Rudd - I think it would be a big pile of goofy/silly/dirty times

Gordon Ramsay - I don't care that his face looks like the moons surface, he'd be SUPER dirty in bed and then make me some lovely dessert afterwards. I do however, reserve the right to ogle a lifesize poster of Ryan Reynolds while Ramsay's givin it to me.

Jemaine Clement - I have no explanation, other than I'm a sucker for a funny guy that can sing/play an instrument (somewhat). Bret can come too if he likes

Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert sandwich - I don't really need to explain this do I? Yums

*Alternates:
John Krasinski (because I heart Jim)
Jason Bateman (I don't know what it is, but I think we're soul mates. Call me, Jason. Do it.)

**Switch-hit:
Katy Perry, 'cause she'd like it ('cept my chapstick is strawberry flavoured)

***I left off RDJ and Christian Bale on purpose because, I mean, those are gimmies, right?

I'm a little tardy, but yay, fun!

1. Gael García Bernal
2. James McAvoy
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Edward Norton
5. Robert Pattinson (yes, the dude from Twilight)

Guy Pearce gets honorable mention.

Lee Pace
John Krasinski
James McAvoy
Nathan Fillion
Jason Bateman

I'm keeping my Krasinski. Also, I clearly have a thing for brunettes. This is evident both here and in my dating history.

Charlize Theron

Ana Ivanovic (Serbian Tennis Star)

Kirsten Bell

Adrianne Palicki (Wow I've missed you so much)

Jewel Staite

(All at once preferably,)

Most of these have been mentioned MANY times, but what can I say? Pajibans have excellent taste. So, I concur:

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Christian Bale
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Taylor Kitsch
5. Henry Ian Cusick

Girl I'd switch teams for: Maggie Gyllenhaal

In no particular order:



1. Edward Norton

2. James McAvoy (hmmm...Mr. Tumnus)

3. Christian Bale

4. Clive Owen

5. Gerard Butler




Gals I'd go gay for- Tina Fey, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman

1. Nigella Lawson
2. Neko Case
3. Kate Winslet
4. Meryl Streep

Guy I'd switch back to my original team for:
The Stand-up Bass Player from folk group Outlaw Social who picked me out of the crowd to dance with at the Folk Festival this weekend.
He has the voice and face of an angel.

Oh, and 5. Cate Blanchett
How could I forget her? That beatific smile gets me every time!

Logan Echolls. I want him.

And if we can do just TV characters ala Logan Echolls I would still like to do Spike from Buffy. All day long.

1 Johnny Depp
2 Christian Bale
3 Stephen Colbert
4 Robert Downey Jr.
5 Cillian Murphy

1. Christian Bale
2. Eric Bana
3. Daniel Radcliffe ('cause Harry Potter is hot)
4. James McAvoy
5. Gerard Butler

1) Tina Fey
2) Natalie Portman
3) Judy Greer
4) Rashida Jones
5) Cat Deeley (host of So You Think You Can Dance)

After making this list, I have learned that I apparently don't like breasts.

1 - Christina Hendricks (curvy redhead from Mad Men)
2 - Cobie Smulders
3 - Tina Fey
4 - Michelle Monaghan
5 - Eva Green

What the heck.

1. Gerard Butler - stroke victim smile, eyes, hair, accent, clever ability to make bloodlust incredibly sexy
2. Elijah Kelly - dancing, singing, impish grin
3. Robert Downey Jr. - I don't think I need to explain myself to this crowd.
4. Will Smith - because if the last remaining movie star makes a pass at you, you do NOT say no.
5. The Rock - Isn't it incredible how easily loathing turns to loving?

Girlcrushes:

1. Indira Varma - As if looking like Princess Jasmine wasn't enough, her charisma and grace makes me want to name my first daughter Niobe. Niobe! Poor thing!
2. Claire Danes - the Romeo and Juliet film made me a thespian, so there's that. That's also why my mother probably resents her.
Idina Menzel - Maybe she'd sing the last bit of Defying Gravity at climax, just for me?
3. Anne Hathaway - because apparently I'm the only one who thought she was better than Michelle Williams in Brokeback Mountain and I want her to know that.
4. Meryl Streep - because I have a lot to learn.

Boys:



Lee Pace

Penn Badgley

John Krasinksi

Ewan McGregor

Jake Gyllenhall



Girls I'd switch teams for in a second:


Maggie Gyllenhall

Tina Fey

Zooey Deschenal

Kristen Bell

Anna Friel

Neil Patrick Harris
Javier Bardem
Jason Bateman
Jake Gyllenhal
Kate Winslet

Runner up: Adrian Pasdar

Certainly nobody is reading this thread anymore, so I feel almost ok that I'm about to make a total drippy ass of myself, but anyway:

Having just watched the first installment of Dr. Horrible, I'm gonna change my final pick -- you know, just in case my gf and I decide to formalize them on laminated cards. Felicia Day. And here's why: frankly, I think it's strange I'm the first on here to mention her. Doesn't she, for many of the geek fanboys, myself included, who frequent this site, represent the ultimate in accessible hot geekitude? She works with Joss Whedon, she has her own very popular web video series -- which she writes, about her own WoW addiction -- and she can apparently sing too.

I know, I get it, it's all about fantasy, ok. But all my fantasies about women revolve around the sex AND the pillow talk, not just the sex. I mean, very famous people like Angelina Jolie, if you met them, and by some crazy chance happened to have a shot, do you think you'd really have anything to talk about with them?

And, no, you're never going to meet them. On the other hand, I wouldn't be all that surprised if Felicia actually frequents our little corner of the Interwebs here. Hell, maybe we've been talking to her for years under some silly handle.

And if so: hey Felicia, didn't mean to imply that you're not as hot as Angelina. Um. How's life?

So I'm probably too late to count but I'd just like to nominate

1. Jamie Bell
2. Cillian Murphy

that's it for me though. Not gonna try to come up with more just to have more.

1- Nathan Fillion
2- Daniel Day-Lewis
3- Idris Alba
4- John Krasinski
5- Christian Bale (he'll never be taken off...)

1. David Tennant
2. David Tennant
3. Robert Downey Jr (even though he'd cheat on me)
4. Daniel Craig
5. Jason Bateman

1. David Tennant
2. David Tennant
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Daniel Craig
5. Jason Bateman

1. Patrick Wilson
2. Christian Bale
3. James McAvoy
4. Jason Statham
5. Ryan Gosling

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Ryan Reynolds

Oh, and with or w/o the beard, but I prefer WITH.

1. Christian Bale

2. Ryan Reynolds

3. Angelina Jolie

4. John Cusack

5. Robert Downey Jr.

Oh so very late to this party, but couldn't resist after reading (almost) all of the other posts!

1. David Tennant (as The Doctor, and I prefer the brown suit... the blue one? not so much. I hope it got left in the alternate universe, tyvm)
2. Vincent D'Onofrio (seconding the bit about him getting so big they'd have to cut him out of his house and still finding him incredibly hot)
3. Ewan McGregor (obviously)
4. Conan O'Brien (didn't know if he counted, but someone else put him and I'm a follower)
5. Joel McHale (if Conesy counts, so does Joel... -sy)

Oh, my favorite afternoon diversion...

1) Ewan McGregor (perennial winner)
2) David Tennant
3) Christian Bale
4) James McAvoy
5) Jonathan Papelbon

Honorable mentions to Nathan Fillion and Tom Brady.

But clearly, I moved to Scotland for a reason, haha.

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Jason Bateman
3. James Mcavoy
4. Charlize Theron
5. Ryan Gosling

So hard to choose!

Boy list /Girl list, cause hey everybody's doin' it

Guys
1. Robert Downey Jr. (then or now, with or without the suit)
2. Clive Owen (no explanation needed)
3. Jason Seagal (He's yummy and I think it be a good time, plus dude looks like he could toss you around some.)
4. Ewan McGregor ( He has a HUGE talent)
5. Christian Bale

Ladies
1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck from Battlestar)
3. Kristen Bell
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Rosario Dawson

Support show for Adrian Pasdar, Nathan Fillion, Logan Echolls, Dave Grohl ! (No one else wants Dave Grohl, not even a little?)

And the entire flight crew from Battlestar Galactica. Yup. All of them.

1.James McAvoy (already loved him but Atonement sealed the deal)
2. Amy Adams (I just want to BE her so bad!)
3. Jake Weber (as the husband on Medium, he is so dreamy)
4. Mark Ruffalo (those puppy dog eyes!)
Casey Affleck (again with the puppy dog ...)

Honorable Mentions:
1. Colin Farrell - I had a huge crush on him a few years ago; Alexander killed it; In Bruges has now partially restored it.
2. Zooey Deschanel (again because I want to BE her or at least let's be best friends!)

1. Christian Bale (always)
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. David Tennant
4. James McAvoy
5. Nathan Fillion (or Sean Maher--Simon never gets enough love)

Goddamn, I'm just like everybody else. No originality.

James McAvoy
Christian Bale
Ewan McGregor
Jason Bateman
Nathan Fillion

and an honorary: Heath Ledger pre-2008